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*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my...
Grandma said I look very handsome
the way she said “awesome” after he said hi...
“Stay contained,” said no hentai tiddy ever.
Who said paintings were not accurate?
I’ve started looking in peoples bios to personalize train facts. She said in her bio that she’s a weeb.
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IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU...
In my bio I said I could eat the whole McDonald’s dollar menu and now I’m here
“lifting will make you unfeminine”
“strong girls ar...
she said her perfect weather is 75°, and it’s 40° here today.
Her bio said “I’m good at doing dumb stuff”
‘Nuff said - enjoy the day y'all
She said it right
Her bio said “Send me your shittiest pickup line”
My dad was in PR when Irma/Maria hit. He took hundreds of pictures of the damage, and later he deleted them all, except this one. He said...
she said yes and im going on my first date today
Profile said 18. He wasn’t.
Her bio said “lady in the street, freak at the buffet”
Her bio said she wouldn’t use pictures of her dog for internet attention
I gave this picture to my teacher and he cried when i gave it to him and said “this is the nicest thing someone has done f...
She said what she said by moonchild0622
Her bio said “ I’m 5'1 so I make anything look big”
I’d be lying if I said it didnt get weird after this..
Damn I wanna see the next gu...
Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this p...
My bio said “guess my major”
Her bio said “I wish more people would ask me to freestyle”
I gave this picture to my teacher and he cried when i gave it to him and said “this is the nicest thing someone has done for me” and tear...
Well said Henry.
im sorry how the fuck big are those things
My question from this, assuming it’s true, is not...
He said motherfuckerly! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Fun fact! Walrus whistles are what were used as ambient spooky background...
She said she likes puns
Her bio said “I can kick your ass in the gym”
witchesversuspatriarchy:Witches recharge witches (figuratively and literally)
They ain’t wrong 😯
They ain’t wrong 😯 by lordfukwad
It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nati...
Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory appr...
Her bio said she likes minecraft
These married man have no chill
Do siblings like these really exist?