Bio said he was on naked and afraid
My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.
the tarantula really said “my work here is done” and ended it all huh
Ryan Shawcross when asked one of the greatest moments of his career:
“Stoke City 6-1 Liverpool. We were 5 up at half-time and when we w...
wiser words have never been said
Nuff said by zed274
Finally someone said it
Remember what Gandalf said…
I said 2020
Scientists said that, did they?
For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their norm...
Charles Barkley said he’s been feeling sick so he took a Coronavirus test & is currently awaiting results while being self quarantine...
My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.
maryshelleey:As an Italian University student I couldn’t have said it better
Now I want to get married just so I can do this.
this man will get absolutely demolished by trump. a party that nominates him is signing up for four...
While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had pas...
“Go tell your Mom I said no”
“Go tell your Mom I said no” by Mr-Dinero
He said I was the bravest
Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it. “Ronan,” he sai...
“Because I said so”
What is happening to said deceased chick?
Source (x) (x)
I want one.
thought that said angels, wh...
I showed my dad the politician/Mexican food posts and he told me about this. He said someone asked him where these were in Walmart and he...
I’ve watched this 10 times
I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂
(All of this is s...
Well said Tiffany
Claim: “Trans” is short for “transition.”
The Truth: “Trans” is short for “transgender.” It is just a descriptor of a person’s...
His bio said “Looking for the step sis to my step bro”, am I doing this right?
“Install Tinder” they said
Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creati...
Dave’s son just said he was funny and nothing else
Guys I’m 26 and this is the first time a girl has said yes for a date, like just right now! So I made this.
He said that?, you sure he said that?
IM BACKhomestuck said fuck blue/red pairings. we ship red-red blue-blue here.also?????? the epilogue? yea i cried. i at...
Anon I’m so sorry you said comfortable and then Kanaya and I made a vampire instead.
Couldnt have said it better
Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner wi...
what a beautiful wedding
said a bridesmaid to...