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Bored, Children, and Drunk: thecheshiresmiles everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team's trailers and shit. and now there's Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies trashcandean I don't like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so lI was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods ginathethundergoddess We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you're dead wrong animentality this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot New favorite cryptid: locals Source:thecheshir esmiles The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show
Bored, Children, and Drunk: thecheshiresmiles
 everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic
 con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm
 where they filmed in the corn.
 he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on
 moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production
 team's trailers and shit.
 and now there's Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was
 haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
 trashcandean
 I don't like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so lI was
 watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland
 which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town
 is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post
 office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like
 bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the
 Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it
 made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and
 it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when
 really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods
 ginathethundergoddess
 We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you
 think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead
 of going to fuck up that filming you're dead wrong
 animentality
 this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of
 bored people dicking around in the woods
 thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot
 New favorite cryptid: locals
 Source:thecheshir
 esmiles
The Hillbilly Horror Picture Show

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Baked, Books, and Boxing: the signs and the five senses aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted empty streets at night, the sound of handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a of many kisses. warm bubble bath. taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an marshmallows, the feel of a good night's sleep. oversized jumper. gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste of mint, the feel of nostalgia. bare-footed. cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street, soft icecream, the feel of sand between your the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition. toes, leo: aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of liquorice, the feel of goosebumps. coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine. pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your of pancakes, the feel of first love shoes. waaaooh
Baked, Books, and Boxing: the signs and the five senses
 aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted
 empty streets at night, the sound of
 handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie
 uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel
 soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a
 of many kisses.
 warm bubble bath.
 taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of
 scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of
 words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a
 bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type
 guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of
 writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an
 marshmallows, the feel of a good night's sleep.
 oversized jumper.
 gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the
 sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of
 taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste
 of mint, the feel of nostalgia.
 bare-footed.
 cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of
 sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street,
 soft icecream, the feel of sand between your
 the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition.
 toes,
 leo: aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a
 the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight
 full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of
 of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of
 liquorice, the feel of goosebumps.
 coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine.
 pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of
 virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on
 a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste
 buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of
 avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your
 of pancakes, the feel of first love
 shoes.
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Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it. luminousalicorn: "Name?" "Trudy C" "Is that a nickname? Ineed your full name." Gertrude Chau," "Favorite mythical creature?" "Unicorns" "do you have a second favorite?" Mermaids?" "I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say you got here?" "I looked under my bed for monsters and fell." Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing? "We just moved and - "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other?" what does resentment mean?" "It means you're mad that they were taken away." "That one." "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?" "I only get one?" "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J Pl just take the magic wand." "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy- summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp, check, peeling of carbon paper."This is your copy. Next!" Tags: I love it, make it happen The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children
Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human
 children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set
 up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it.
 luminousalicorn:
 "Name?"
 "Trudy C"
 "Is that a nickname? Ineed your full name."
 Gertrude Chau,"
 "Favorite mythical creature?"
 "Unicorns"
 "do you have a second favorite?"
 Mermaids?"
 "I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say
 you got here?"
 "I looked under my bed for monsters and fell."
 Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?
 "We just moved and -
 "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude
 excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school
 or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or
 other?"
 what does resentment mean?"
 "It means you're mad that they were taken away."
 "That one."
 "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're
 supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger,
 magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?"
 "I only get one?"
 "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form
 37-J
 Pl just take the magic wand."
 "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy-
 summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp,
 check, peeling of carbon paper."This is your copy. Next!"
 Tags: I love it, make it happen
The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it. "Name? Trudy C- "Is that a nickname?I need vour full name." ..Gertrude Chau." "Favorite mythical creature? "Unicorns. ".do vou have a second favorite?" Mermaids?" "l can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say you got here?" " looked under my bed for monsters and fell. Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?" We just moved and -" "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other? "what does resentment mean? "It means you're mad that they were taken away." "That one." "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?" "I only get one?" "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J- "Tll just take the magic wand. "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp check, peeling of carbon paper. "This is your copy. Next!" Tags: I love it, make it happen The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children
Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human
 children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set
 up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it.
 "Name?
 Trudy C-
 "Is that a nickname?I need vour full name."
 ..Gertrude Chau."
 "Favorite mythical creature?
 "Unicorns.
 ".do vou have a second favorite?"
 Mermaids?"
 "l can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say
 you got here?"
 " looked under my bed for monsters and fell.
 Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?"
 We just moved and -"
 "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude
 excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school
 or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or
 other?
 "what does resentment mean?
 "It means you're mad that they were taken away."
 "That one."
 "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're
 supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger,
 magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?"
 "I only get one?"
 "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form
 37-J-
 "Tll just take the magic wand.
 "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy
 summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp
 check, peeling of carbon paper. "This is your copy. Next!"
 Tags: I love it, make it happen
The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children