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Rub My: I want to rub my face in this critter’s soft fur
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I want to rub my face in this critter’s soft fur

Rub My: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
Rub My: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

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Rub My: Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 *I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 vative and fu the bathroom
 CO
 or the foo
 sus. not a
 X

 she lived for nights thick
 with lust and romance and wine
 and naked kisses.
 mason fowler
 Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 *I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 vative and fu the bathroom
 CO
 or the foo
 sus. not a
 X

 Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 conservative and fuck in the bathroom while
 we wait for the food? Oh Jesus, not another
 douche bag scrolling Tinder, or am I? Calm
 your tits and laugh ladies. Tinder can be fun.
 Truthfully, looking for a cool chick. Let's go be
 smooth criminals together.
 Sc: Mason-Fowler
 P.S.
 I'm 6'3"
 219 Instagram Photos
 Something Bae Por Onge
 1y at the feet of
 bed and whet shoald
 the complexity of s
 woman's desire for
 love then sex then lave
 all seems too mach
 at tines and I have to
 go avay
 or else ny soul
 will surrender piece
 by piece and then
 who puts the puzsle
 together?
 do they uae gluer
 tarest the oathnees or
 r le d have nothin
 X
melgearsolid:
cyberstripper:

i’m literally screaming right now

imagine being so full of yourself you take artsy photos of your own dumb quotes

melgearsolid: cyberstripper: i’m literally screaming right now imagine being so full of yourself you take artsy photos of your own dumb...

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