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roundhouse: Me after roundhouse kicking my chair at two A.M. thinking the shadow was a burglar and literally obliterating my ankles: You just got Vectored Vectored

Vectored

roundhouse: unpretty just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him unpretty now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it's not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad thedacanary @batmanisagatewayderug batmanisagatewaydrug Bruce, upon realizing that he's getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with O brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers ms-demeanor Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting "batter up!" cipheramnesia Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it. indyexploits Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets. Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from. Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BAT DAD

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BAT DAD

roundhouse: . E İİİS When you pull up in a loud ass vette with no hood and flames on the side blaring heavy metal I assume you are a badass, but when you get out and are missing a leg I like to think you roundhouse kicked a terrorist in Iraq so hard your leg was severed from your body. DV6

DV6

roundhouse: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

roundhouse: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

roundhouse: Mars doesn't wanna meet your stupid ass @dabmoms @Meet the Planets ES I will roundhouse kick Mars in the face. @memesformemers

I will roundhouse kick Mars in the face. @memesformemers

roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments i cant stop laughing help #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE DON'T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget Womb nugget.

Womb nugget.

roundhouse: Having a CiVI discussion on the street Roundhouse kiking a Woman vouu disagree with amkrii: omega-bellum: omgweatherunderground: omega-bellum: nunyabizni: ……don’t call the cops just kick the shit out of him. Good god that was stupid. Tragedy. The pro-life inbred too objectively retarded to serve any purpose to the benefit or continuance of society didn’t get their brains blown out. Can’t yourself pro-life if you’re too objectively retarded to understand ecological devastation and models of sustainability as well as the socioeconomic prospects millions of people suffering in complete destitution as the result of the inefficient and coercive models regarding the relations of class and property. ….were there any words in that or did you just vomit out every thought that popped into your head? There was not a cohesive argment anywhere in there. That’s a fine word salad is what it is.

amkrii: omega-bellum: omgweatherunderground: omega-bellum: nunyabizni: ……don’t call the cops just kick the shit out of him. Good god...

roundhouse: HE JUST ROUNDHOUSE DA FUCHK OUTTA THAT WOMAN YOOOOOOO LMFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOAAA 😫

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roundhouse: civil discussion about abortion roundhouse kicking pro-life Women lol

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roundhouse: ANTIFA Feminist soy boy Roundhouse-Kicks Pro-Life Woman Mid Conversation During an annual pro-life demonstration in Canada, a radical leftist proteser was observed defacing pro-life signs and scribbling on the clothing of some of the demonstration participants. The soy boy got into a brief discussion with a pro-life woman, and mid conversation, roundhouse kicked her in the shoulder, sending her phone flying. He proceeded to rip the pro-life ribbon off of her chest before running away. The assailant has now been identified as Jordan Hunt and according to reports, Jordan has been let go from his job after his boss reviewed the video.

ANTIFA Feminist soy boy Roundhouse-Kicks Pro-Life Woman Mid Conversation During an annual pro-life demonstration in Canada, a radical lef...

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roundhouse: When you're high as fuck so you decide to knock all your friends out with a deer you found That fucking roundhouse tho 😂

That fucking roundhouse tho 😂

roundhouse: Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers If hearin' the National Anthem doesn't make you want to chant USA & roundhouse kick a terrorist, you must hate bald eagles & not have a pulse. Merica. merica america usa

merica america usa

roundhouse: mynameisuseless: Someone who has never watched Steven Universe, please explain this. The Onion Fairy is about to roundhouse I'm rewatching SU (I just rewatched Ocean Gem) but when I was on Giant Woman I thought of this post

I'm rewatching SU (I just rewatched Ocean Gem) but when I was on Giant Woman I thought of this post

roundhouse: a r G When you pull up in a loud ass vette with no hood and flames on the side blaring heavy metal l assume you are a badass, but when you get out and are missing a leg I like to think you roundhouse kicked a terrorist in Iraq so hard your leg was severed from your body. Best caption americanveterans veterans usveterans usmilitary usarmy supportveterans honorvets usvets america usa patriot uspatriot americanpatriot supportourtroops godblessourtroops ustroops americantroops semperfi military remembereveryonedeployed deployed starsandstripes americanflag usflag respecttheflag marines navy airforce

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roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN 385 Likes 43 Comments team-lads-in-the-tardis: i cant stop laughing help Should invest in holy water

Should invest in holy water

roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes agoe Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN 385 Likes 43 Comments team-lads-in-the-tardis: i cant stop laughing help Should invest in holy water

Should invest in holy water

roundhouse: OkAY CLASS, FLIRTINGLET's START WITH ANIF SoME HoT PIECe IS NOW A SCHOOL SUBJECT So IT'S TIMETo GO FIRST? TO GET SMOOTH. XAMPLE, WHO WANTS CAUGHT YouR EYE, WHAT WOULD You SAY? billy bob GET UP HERE you're hotter than my sister VIEWING COP DO NOT STEAL DEATHBULGE.COM I took in this meme after I found it abandoned in an alley. Had to roundhouse kick a hobo. Any quality estimates? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2neaPSQ">http://ift.tt/2neaPSQ</a>

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roundhouse: Him: So what are you looking for? Her: I want to be swept off my feet. Him: Awesome! I've been working on my roundhouse high five expert @theamericanizedfrench loves a man that takes things literally. Check out @theamericanizedfrench for some literally great memes. 🙌🏼

@theamericanizedfrench loves a man that takes things literally. Check out @theamericanizedfrench for some literally great memes. 🙌🏼

roundhouse: Former Army boxing champion, 71, floors 6ft 4in thug half his age after being punched in the face in attack By BECKY EVANS PUBLISHED: 18:, 12 November 2012| UPDATED: 18:11, 12 November 2012 A 6ft 4ins thug who attacked a man more than twice his age was left with a dislocated shoulder after the pensioner floored him with two right hooks. The 71-year-old was at home watching TV in his slippers when he heard Pearce rowing with a neighbour Former Army boxing champion John Cokeley said Mark Pearce 'picked on the wrong man', Mr Cokeley went outside and told Pearce to calm down when the 34-year-old punched him in the face. Pearce hit Mr Cokeley in the head, smashing his glasses and causing a black eye. But the pensioner, a professional welterweight undefeated in the Army, got to his feet and floored Pearce with a roundhouse blow Pearce managed to get up but Mr Cokeley, who is 5ft 10ins, floored him for a second time with a punch to the stomach. And this is why you don't mess with old veterans. You Messed With The Wrong Old Man.

You Messed With The Wrong Old Man.

roundhouse: Roundhouse Kick

Roundhouse Kick

roundhouse: Them: Texas sucks Me I'll roundhouse kick anyone talkin' smack about Texas.

I'll roundhouse kick anyone talkin' smack about Texas.

roundhouse: pablopandemonium 8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS. yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face. like these two i swear friendly reminder that they also broke down a door just to see if they could Just to see if they could. I choked on my gum when read that Although, let's be honest, if there's anyone who could kick 8 guy's asses at the same time, it'd be Jared And if anyone was gonna roundhouse kick a dick, it'd be Jensen And it 2 guys were gonna break down a door because they can, it'd be them these two are just as terrifying in real life Meanwhile Misha Collins

roundhouse: Former Army boxing champion, 71, floors 6ft 4in thug half his age after being punched in the face in attack By BECKY EVANS PUBLISHED: 18:11, 12 November 2012| UPDATED: 18:11, 12 November 2012 A 6ft 4ins thug who attacked a man more than twice his age was left with a dislocated shoulder after the pensioner floored him with two right hooks. The 71-year-old was at home watching TV in his slippers when he heard Pearce rowing with a neighbour. Former Army boxing champion John Cokeley said Mark Pearce 'picked on the wrong man'. Mr Cokeley went outside and told Pearce to calm down when the 34-year-old punched him in the face. Pearce hit Mr Cokeley in the head, smashing his glasses and causing a black eye. But the pensioner, a professional welterweight undefeated in the Army, got to his feet and floored Pearce with a roundhouse blow. Pearce managed to get up but Mr Cokeley, who is 5t 10ins, floored him for a second time with a punch to the stomach. And this is why you don't mess with old veterans. You Messed With The Wrong Old Man

You Messed With The Wrong Old Man

roundhouse: Not today! reywallker: verysharpteeth: dailyteamcap: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. Remember that time Steve roundhouse kicked a god in the head because he reminded him of Hitler? Good times. stares directly @ the people in charge of the new captain america comic

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roundhouse: What are aninmals? If you have been around for a bit you might have heard of them before. But just WHAT exacntly are aninals? It's simple: animals are little people just like you or me. Over twenty different types of animnals have been discovered so far. Here is the most common ones that you can find: flopwop slippery tube dude fuckingf STUPld idiot comon doggo t special doggo vengeance What are aninmals? part 2 Now we all know what anmals are. But what are they like? Do they live in a house? what is their favourite televeision program to watch? Well you have come to the right place my friend. Here is an in-depth explamation of some of the most common aminals moon doggo tpe: doggo This kind of doggo used to live on the moon, but they were exiled to earth because they screamed ALL THE TIME. Now they spend most of their time screaming at the moon. They have not learned their lesson. the swooshmaster type: rocket Likely some form of angel, this creature can often be found descending from heaven in order to mock us. They can also melt objects with their mind. ice type: law enforcement This buge is about 6 feet tall and has thick armour which can deflect bullets, katana, and harsh insults. They use this power for good, mediating conflicts throughout the animal kingdom type: ???? Probably some kind of doggo, this creature is very hard to earn about because it can turn invisible at will. This is the only picture there is. What are aninmals? part 3 If you even exist then you have prombably asked yourself the quistion, do anmials get in a fight? who win? can they do a roundhouse kick? what are their special abilities? Lucky for you, today we will lay these qeustions to rest by looking at a few animnals that science has recently discovered death fighting style: ponch/kick special ability: call forth spirits "gghzhrhrhhrg mystery worm ighting style: wrestle &pestl special ability: fuck em up "todays special offer is on one-way tieket's to pound toun special doggo big joe fighting style: theoretical deconstruction special ability: warmth beam fighting style: loud screams special ability: stop time -お前はもう死んでいる" What are aninmals? part 4 Now that sientists have discovared over 30 aninals, you may have more quistions to ask, such as what aninmal is the strongests? where do the aninals doing a pee? can i eat the aninals without riskng INDIGESTION? these and other such qustions will be answeerd here special delivery bype: postman life tyre: oreo Closehy related to bumenens, this aninal sboots spider webs from its wrists to move fromm bouse to bouse to deliver your daily post When this brown aninmal isn't being dunked in milk, it does a float down rivers to sa ev childron and women who get lost at sea or thrown overborde by pirate dog gos. ather christma s ype: bappiness thie type ba stand Evry december, this small creeture, believed to be some kind of fat tube dude, wil send presents to the childran across the world who haen been nice to aninals through the year If you havnt been nice, he sends bomlh. This sneeky fucking f ST UPId idiot will steal whatever he can get his gloves on. It is believed they survive on a diet of greggs and polo mints.

roundhouse: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren't a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and t genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was probably even under 5'0. I mean I was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring,I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules: e you must wear a mouth guard and gloves e no hits below the belt That's pretty much it. Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven-who has since passed, bless his soul-paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! I had a fight boiling in my blood Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high- ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation. Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!" and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn't even put his hands up. He was laughing at me sneering, the whole nine yards. "I'll give you a free one." he joked and he slapped his side. "You barely weigh 100 pounds and you're a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me." And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty- ass braces. And I heard a crack Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody's business, and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they're laughing so hard they look like they're about to pee themselves. They think it's a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you And meanwhile he is just crying. I broke one of his ribs And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, "Don't you know that women are made of pain? IAM SCREAMING 25,284 notes What little girls are made ofomg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: textuailyarouseg: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren't a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now, and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was probably even under 5'0. I mean was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring, I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules: mouth guard you must wear and gloves no hits below the belt That's pretty much it. Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven-who has since passed, bless his soul-paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! had a fight boiling in my blood. Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high- ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation. Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!" and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn't even put his hands up. He was laughing at me sneering, the whole nine yards. "I'll give you a free one." he joked, and he slapped his side. "You barely weigh 100 pounds and you're a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me." And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty- ass braces. And I heard a crack. Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody's business and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they're laughing so hard they look like they're about to pee themselves. They think it's a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers: "Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you?" And meanwhile he is just crying. broke one of his ribs. And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, "Don't you know that women are made of pain?" I AM SCREAMING. 25,284 notes What little girls are made ofadvice-animal.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: Woman Tries to Enjoy Night Out Even Though Her Instagram Post Is Fucking Tanking reductress.com YPlan. No seriously…Why plan?The new (and might I see beautifully interfaced) YPlan app allows you to book tickets, meals or go see concerts with plans made all on the night at a discounted rate. YPlan sent me over to the TheWeeknd concert and honestly I was SHOOK. The app sends the tickets straight to your Apple Passbook ticket holder, so a lazy person like me can leave the wallet at home.TheWeeknd’s venue was amazing, if only I wasn’t surrounded by eight foot two glamazons. Honestly. Whatever they’re eating, I want double doses. His setlist featured practically his entire album, some covers - namely Drunk In Love by Beyonce which segued into Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande in which I shrieked so loud that the Apple Music Festival recording of the song LITERALLY has my shriek. I had to crop down my Instagram video post of it to edit out the shriek but it made no difference because that post tanked. Thanks. Kidding.Later in the set, The Weeknd thanked his day one fans who he said helped him sell out the O2 Arena when he had only released three mix tapes online. Honestly, when will your fave?Can’t Feel My Face lit up the arena with die hard fans who camped out in the standby queue, and fans who won tickets solely off the back of this song all dancing along with his Michael Jackson style slides and shuffles across the Camden Roundhouse stage. Following this he did a fake out, start, end, and then restart to complete the track of The Hills.It would’ve been cool had he not done that same trick at every single venue and been printed on set lists circulating Twitter.Much like The Weeknd, YPlan kicked ass that night with constant customer support and an easy way to get the most out of our day.If you’d like to see the remaining artists available at Apple Music Festival, hurry and visit YPlan’s website at yplanapp.com or download the app from the Apple App Store to get a chance to see some great music.Stay cute y’all.EDIT: Tumblr wasn’t happy with the copyrighted song in the Instagram video, so just click the link here to see me GETTING MY LIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/8AWiDJjgGe/?taken-by=davidolshanetsky

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roundhouse: Exckyou9021 safest heaven Source tastefullyoffens. Baby Rabies a 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, l now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments team lads-in-the-tardis icant stop laughing help Thanks

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roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments snarkysourwolf: blessings-upon-thy-sociopath: team-lads-in-the-tardis: i cant stop laughing help #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET’ if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget

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roundhouse: SIR CHRISTOPHER LEE: He was Dracula He was a Bond Villain. He was Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes. He was Death. He was Lucifer. He was Count Dooku. He was Saruman. He was Lord Summerisle. He recorded a heavy metal concept album about Charlemagne. He hunted Nazis during WWII. He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds, he told him he didn't have to imagine it. He's fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; "moderately proficient" in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and "conversational" in Madarin Chinese. Now, let's see Chuck Norris top that. Picstache.com CAN HE roundhouse kick someone in the face? TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Can Hehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: silence--is--violent Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN #parenting problems #halloween #horror movies #tiny satan #parenting confession 62 notes Tiny satanomg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: silence-is--violent Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. #parenting problems #halloween #horror movies #tiny satan #parenting confession 62 notes Tiny satanadvice-animal.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: TIP JAR FOR EVERY TIP RECEIVED CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUNDHOUSE A CAST MEMBER FROM TWILIGHT. TIP JARS now promoting violence against actors that probably have bodyguards 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM TIP JARS giving children false promises TASTE OFAWESOME.COM You're probably better off not going to Tip Jarshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: TIP JAR FOR EVERY TIP RECEIVED CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUNDHOUSE A CAST MEMBER FROM TWILIGHT. TIP JARS now promoting violence against actors that probably have bodyguards 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Tip Jarshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: SIR CHRISTOPHER LEE: He was Dracula He was a Bond Villain. He was Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes. He was Death. He was Lucifer. He was Count Dooku. He was Saruman. He was Lord Summerisle. He recorded a heavy metal concept album about Charlemagne. He hunted Nazis during WWII. He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds, he told him he didn't have to imagine it. He's fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; "moderately proficient" in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and "conversational" in Madarin Chinese. Now, let's see Chuck Norris top that. Picstache.com CAN HE roundhouse kick someone in the face? TASTE OF AWESOME.COM WHAT PART of "Death" did you not see? TASTE OF AWESOME.COM What Parthttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments xtoxictears: The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.

xtoxictears: The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.

roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments

roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN 385 Likes 43 Comments <a href="http://crystalballsaveusall.tumblr.com/post/91492741486/team-lads-in-the-tardis-i-cant-stop-laughing" class="tumblr_blog">crystalballsaveusall</a>: <blockquote><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-lads-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/91107463974/i-cant-stop-laughing-help">team-lads-in-the-tardis</a>: <blockquote> i cant stop laughing help </blockquote> Us.</blockquote>

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roundhouse: 4GIFS .com cupcakecannibal: jongtaesextape: apolkadotnerd: madturbating: irrisss: do not ever take a white girl’s iphone this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT. THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE I love how the person walking by went to help, but then she is all like ‘naaah she got this’ She kicked him so hard she stepped back for a second

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roundhouse: Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, l now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN 385 Likes 43 Comments Like Share Comment

roundhouse: Former Army boxing champion, 71, floors 6ft 4in thug half his age after being punched in the face in attack By BECKY EVANS PUBLISHED: 18:1.12 November 2012| UPDATED: 18:11, 12 November 2012 A 6ft 4ins thug who attacked a man more than twice his age was left with a dislocated shoulder after the pensioner floored him with two right hooks. The 71-year-old was at home watching TV in his slippers when he heard Pearce rowing with a neighbour. Former Army boxing champion John Cokeley said Mark Pearce picked on the wrong man'. Mr Cokeley went outside and told Pearce to calm down when the 34-year-old punched him in the face. Pearce hit Mr Cokeley in the head, smashing his glasses and causing a black eye. But the pensioner, a professional welterweight undefeated in the Army, got to his feet and floored Pearce with a 'roundhouse blow Pearce managed to get up but Mr Cokeley, who is 5ft 10ins, floored him for a second time with a punch to the stomach. And this is why you don't mess with old veterans.

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