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rockwell: Bob Nicholson @DigiVictorian I find myself lost (not for the first time...) in a dictionary of Victorian slang. This is still my favourite: IS IS Got the morbs (Soe., 1880). Temporary melancholia Abstract noun coined from adjeetive morbid. 2016-12-15, 10:06 AM dysphoric-memez: the-porter-rockwell: thebibliosphere: thecuriousviolet: breelandwalker: nineprotons: “Got the morbs” should be a thing. Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback. “Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?) “Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish “Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely “Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip “Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum “Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”) “Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant “Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones “Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations. i can hear these in both British accents and southern accents. Old southern people use a lot of these tbh
rockwell: Bob Nicholson
 @DigiVictorian
 I find myself lost (not for the first time...)
 in a dictionary of Victorian slang. This is
 still my favourite:
 IS IS
 Got the morbs (Soe., 1880).
 Temporary melancholia Abstract
 noun coined from adjeetive morbid.
 2016-12-15, 10:06 AM
dysphoric-memez:

the-porter-rockwell:

thebibliosphere:

thecuriousviolet:

breelandwalker:


nineprotons:
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face


All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo


I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

i can hear these in both British accents and southern accents.


Old southern people use a lot of these tbh

dysphoric-memez: the-porter-rockwell: thebibliosphere: thecuriousviolet: breelandwalker: nineprotons: “Got the morbs” should be a t...

rockwell: 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother loudlylaughinglady: gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday. loved this story
rockwell: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
loudlylaughinglady:

gallusrostromegalus:

See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

loved this story

loudlylaughinglady: gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012....

rockwell: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171325258632/coolmanfromthepast-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/171325120156/i-am-your-northern-star-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171322457437/mojave-red-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171318024999/i-am-your-northern-star-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171316624092/mojave-red-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171301812509/i-am-your-northern-star-the-porter-rockwell" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171301329282/the-porter-rockwell-catholicboysdetention" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-porter-rockwell.tumblr.com/post/171300800221/catholicboysdetention-ludacrispyy" class="tumblr_blog">the-porter-rockwell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catholicboysdetention.tumblr.com/post/171293528157/ludacrispyy-gottalovesteak-bazoookles" class="tumblr_blog">catholicboysdetention</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ludacrispyy.tumblr.com/post/170873149033/gottalovesteak-bazoookles-fun-fact-humans" class="tumblr_blog">ludacrispyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gottalovesteak.tumblr.com/post/170870553377/bazoookles-fun-fact-humans-eyes-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">gottalovesteak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bazoookles.tumblr.com/post/170851146861" class="tumblr_blog">bazoookles</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="923" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/03dbcab464908bc53c63a1e049a5db26/tumblr_inline_p44650gidV1t1y8ei_540.png" data-orig-height="923" data-orig-width="620"/></figure></blockquote> <p>fun fact: human’s eyes are not supposed to glow at night because our eyes are missing the tapetum lucidum - a thing in some animal’s eyes (like cats, dogs, etc) that allow them to see at night</p> <p>humans dont have that, therefore in regular light like this, that dude’s eyes should have not been glowing</p> <p>so therein lies the question….. extreme body mod? did he tape lights to his eyeballs? ….or is that something nonhuman?</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="wehaveaconundrum:BJteJDvbM1TE5ZU_g2bvwA:Z1hFlx20YqQYs"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bb1cf7d7b656f2da4ec78f11756f51d/tumblr_o1ilma6ySm1qhacgao1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p><small>holy shit</small></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="527" data-orig-width="320"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/702267d87452970b3c4001b91a04bd08/tumblr_inline_p4qj2bQQ2T1u0f7n9_540.gif" data-orig-height="527" data-orig-width="320"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Glasses?</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mVrnw7EOm1SVKpOpWrr3d6g">@mojave-red</a> help ;~;</p> </blockquote> <p>I wouldn’t worry about it</p> </blockquote> <p>Pls shoot it for me</p> </blockquote> <p>He’s just out for a run</p> </blockquote> <p>Well he gave me a frighten</p> </blockquote> <p>Glasses.</p></blockquote> <p>Why does this dude look like a Mothman?</p></blockquote> <p>I literally screamed when he started running toward the camera. That was better than 90% of horror films.</p>
rockwell: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171325258632/coolmanfromthepast-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/171325120156/i-am-your-northern-star-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171322457437/mojave-red-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171318024999/i-am-your-northern-star-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171316624092/mojave-red-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171301812509/i-am-your-northern-star-the-porter-rockwell" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/171301329282/the-porter-rockwell-catholicboysdetention" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://the-porter-rockwell.tumblr.com/post/171300800221/catholicboysdetention-ludacrispyy" class="tumblr_blog">the-porter-rockwell</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://catholicboysdetention.tumblr.com/post/171293528157/ludacrispyy-gottalovesteak-bazoookles" class="tumblr_blog">catholicboysdetention</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://ludacrispyy.tumblr.com/post/170873149033/gottalovesteak-bazoookles-fun-fact-humans" class="tumblr_blog">ludacrispyy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://gottalovesteak.tumblr.com/post/170870553377/bazoookles-fun-fact-humans-eyes-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">gottalovesteak</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://bazoookles.tumblr.com/post/170851146861" class="tumblr_blog">bazoookles</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="923" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/03dbcab464908bc53c63a1e049a5db26/tumblr_inline_p44650gidV1t1y8ei_540.png" data-orig-height="923" data-orig-width="620"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>fun fact: human’s eyes are not supposed to glow at night because our eyes are missing the tapetum lucidum - a thing in some animal’s eyes (like cats, dogs, etc) that allow them to see at night</p>
<p>humans dont have that, therefore in regular light like this, that dude’s eyes should have not been glowing</p>
<p>so therein lies the question….. extreme body mod? did he tape lights to his eyeballs? ….or is that something nonhuman?</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="wehaveaconundrum:BJteJDvbM1TE5ZU_g2bvwA:Z1hFlx20YqQYs"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bb1cf7d7b656f2da4ec78f11756f51d/tumblr_o1ilma6ySm1qhacgao1_400.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>
<p><small>holy shit</small></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="527" data-orig-width="320"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/702267d87452970b3c4001b91a04bd08/tumblr_inline_p4qj2bQQ2T1u0f7n9_540.gif" data-orig-height="527" data-orig-width="320"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Glasses?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mVrnw7EOm1SVKpOpWrr3d6g">@mojave-red</a> help ;~;</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I wouldn’t worry about it</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Pls shoot it for me</p>
</blockquote>

<p>He’s just out for a run</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well he gave me a frighten</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Glasses.</p></blockquote>

<p>Why does this dude look like a Mothman?</p></blockquote>

<p>I literally screamed when he started running toward the camera. That was better than 90% of horror films.</p>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171325258632/coolmanfromthepast-i-am-your-northern-star" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</...

rockwell: rad-roach oak23 Follow 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
rockwell: rad-roach oak23 Follow
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother

Pics of Grandmother

rockwell: rad-roachoak23 Follow 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
rockwell: rad-roachoak23 Follow
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother

Pics of Grandmother

rockwell: 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
rockwell: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
gallusrostromegalus:
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’...

rockwell: Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts- blogged by- @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you know that RubyBridges, now 62 and the first African American child to attend an all-white public school, was born the same year that the Supreme Court's Brown v. Board of Education decided to desegregate the schools? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When Ruby was in kindergarten, she was one of many African-American students in New Orleans who were chosen to take a test determining whether or not she could attend a white school. It is said the test was written to be especially difficult so that students would have a hard time passing. The idea was that if all the African-American children failed the test, New Orleans schools might be able to stay segregated for a while longer. Ruby lived a mere five blocks from an all-white school, but attended kindergarten several miles away, at an all-black segregated school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 1960, Ruby Bridges' parents were informed by officials from the NAACP that she was one of only six African-American students to pass the test. Ruby would be the only African-American student to attend the William Frantz School, near her home, and the first black child to attend an all-white elementary school in the South. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The image of this small black girl being escorted to school by four large white men (pictured above) inspired Norman Rockwell to create the painting "The Problem We All Must Live With," which graced the cover of Look magazine in 1964.
rockwell: Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts
Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts- blogged by- @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you know that RubyBridges, now 62 and the first African American child to attend an all-white public school, was born the same year that the Supreme Court's Brown v. Board of Education decided to desegregate the schools? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When Ruby was in kindergarten, she was one of many African-American students in New Orleans who were chosen to take a test determining whether or not she could attend a white school. It is said the test was written to be especially difficult so that students would have a hard time passing. The idea was that if all the African-American children failed the test, New Orleans schools might be able to stay segregated for a while longer. Ruby lived a mere five blocks from an all-white school, but attended kindergarten several miles away, at an all-black segregated school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 1960, Ruby Bridges' parents were informed by officials from the NAACP that she was one of only six African-American students to pass the test. Ruby would be the only African-American student to attend the William Frantz School, near her home, and the first black child to attend an all-white elementary school in the South. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The image of this small black girl being escorted to school by four large white men (pictured above) inspired Norman Rockwell to create the painting "The Problem We All Must Live With," which graced the cover of Look magazine in 1964.

Baller Alert's Black History Month Facts- blogged by- @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you know that RubyBridges, now 62 and the first...

rockwell: <p><a href="http://jooshbag.tumblr.com/post/153883531646/the-intj-capricorn-the-porter-rockwell" class="tumblr_blog">jooshbag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-intj-capricorn.tumblr.com/post/153882761462/the-porter-rockwell-takesabeating" class="tumblr_blog">the-intj-capricorn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-porter-rockwell.tumblr.com/post/153873666961/takesabeating-pattythenest-surprisebitch" class="tumblr_blog">the-porter-rockwell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://takesabeating.tumblr.com/post/153873561685/pattythenest-surprisebitch-frostyforsyte" class="tumblr_blog">takesabeating</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pattythenest.tumblr.com/post/153873076059/surprisebitch-frostyforsyte-times-chu" class="tumblr_blog">pattythenest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://surprisebitch.tumblr.com/post/153187682892">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frostyforsyte.tumblr.com/post/153170790413">frostyforsyte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://times-chu.tumblr.com/post/153169498102">times-chu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHERE DID HE GO</p> </blockquote> <p>FYI these have a fake floor that opens into a big underground cylinder when the lid is closed; this is so it doesn’t stink the bin itself or around it, and all is sealed. Meaning they had to pull a truck to pick it out (Is more than 4 meters, i think).<br/>So the kid was stuck in a giant metal rod of trash, completely dark, for a half hour minimum. </p> <p>Fun, eh?</p> </blockquote> <p>Stranger Things (2016)</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy</p> </blockquote> <p>Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow. That totally takes care of these fucking kids jumping into trash bins to scare people. Sucks to be you, nerd.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Dammit, Harry. That is NOT how you get to the train station!”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="524" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00b814856f7ae0faf3b2177afde32726/tumblr_inline_ohhehv3a5B1t87xe1_540.png" data-orig-height="524" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I don&rsquo;t know whether to laugh or cry</p>
rockwell: <p><a href="http://jooshbag.tumblr.com/post/153883531646/the-intj-capricorn-the-porter-rockwell" class="tumblr_blog">jooshbag</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://the-intj-capricorn.tumblr.com/post/153882761462/the-porter-rockwell-takesabeating" class="tumblr_blog">the-intj-capricorn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-porter-rockwell.tumblr.com/post/153873666961/takesabeating-pattythenest-surprisebitch" class="tumblr_blog">the-porter-rockwell</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://takesabeating.tumblr.com/post/153873561685/pattythenest-surprisebitch-frostyforsyte" class="tumblr_blog">takesabeating</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://pattythenest.tumblr.com/post/153873076059/surprisebitch-frostyforsyte-times-chu" class="tumblr_blog">pattythenest</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://surprisebitch.tumblr.com/post/153187682892">surprisebitch</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frostyforsyte.tumblr.com/post/153170790413">frostyforsyte</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://times-chu.tumblr.com/post/153169498102">times-chu</a>:</p>
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<p>WHERE DID HE GO</p>
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<p>FYI these have a fake floor that opens into a big underground cylinder when the lid is closed; this is so it doesn’t stink the bin itself or around it, and all is sealed. Meaning they had to pull a truck to pick it out (Is more than 4 meters, i think).<br/>So the kid was stuck in a giant metal rod of trash, completely dark, for a half hour minimum. </p>
<p>Fun, eh?</p>
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<p>Stranger Things (2016)</p>
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<p>Holy</p>
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<p>Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha</p>
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<p>Wow. That totally takes care of these fucking kids jumping into trash bins to scare people. Sucks to be you, nerd.</p>
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<p>“Dammit, Harry. That is NOT how you get to the train station!”</p>
</blockquote>
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<p>I don&rsquo;t know whether to laugh or cry</p>

<p><a href="http://jooshbag.tumblr.com/post/153883531646/the-intj-capricorn-the-porter-rockwell" class="tumblr_blog">jooshbag</a>:</p> <...

rockwell: rd 八 Diddy had it lit at the Rockwell in Miami for ArtBasel! 🍾🎈💯 @IAmDiddy WSHH
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Diddy had it lit at the Rockwell in Miami for ArtBasel! 🍾🎈💯 @IAmDiddy WSHH

Diddy had it lit at the Rockwell in Miami for ArtBasel! 🍾🎈💯 @IAmDiddy WSHH