At Dawn
At Dawn

At Dawn

Horse
Horse

Horse

die
 die

die

mustache ride
mustache ride

mustache ride

train ride
 train ride

train ride

Pimp
Pimp

Pimp

Let
Let

Let

Pimp My
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Pimp My

pony
pony

pony

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ride: This bio is a ride start to finish
ride: This bio is a ride start to finish

This bio is a ride start to finish

ride: What a rollercoaster ride of targeted ads the internet can be
ride: What a rollercoaster ride of targeted ads the internet can be

What a rollercoaster ride of targeted ads the internet can be

ride: Plus they know how to ride a pole by Bangbom18 MORE MEMES
ride: Plus they know how to ride a pole by Bangbom18
MORE MEMES

Plus they know how to ride a pole by Bangbom18 MORE MEMES

ride: Plus they know how to ride a pole
ride: Plus they know how to ride a pole

Plus they know how to ride a pole

ride: Face ride
ride: Face ride

Face ride

ride: What a wild ride it’s been since January lol
ride: What a wild ride it’s been since January lol

What a wild ride it’s been since January lol

ride: ride that
ride: ride that

ride that

ride: ride that
ride: ride that

ride that

ride: Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work
ride: Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work

Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work

ride: Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work by Hadlit MORE MEMES
ride: Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work by Hadlit
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Im canadian one of the few that ride polar bears to work by Hadlit MORE MEMES

ride: Very cool husky goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz
ride: Very cool husky goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz

Very cool husky goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz

ride: Ain’t no such thing as a free ride…
ride: Ain’t no such thing as a free ride…

Ain’t no such thing as a free ride…

ride: It’s gonna be a wild ride.
ride: It’s gonna be a wild ride.

It’s gonna be a wild ride.

ride: 🚩🚩🚩They’re In For A Ride🚩🚩🚩 by rodriguezz37 MORE MEMES
ride: 🚩🚩🚩They’re In For A Ride🚩🚩🚩 by rodriguezz37
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🚩🚩🚩They’re In For A Ride🚩🚩🚩 by rodriguezz37 MORE MEMES

ride: It’s gonna be a long ride
ride: It’s gonna be a long ride

It’s gonna be a long ride

ride: Very cool husko goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz
ride: Very cool husko goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz

Very cool husko goes for a ridevia: @m.shootz

ride: Thank you Matthew A. Cherry for inventing the tricycle and saving millions of scrapped knees while learning to ride a bike
ride: Thank you Matthew A. Cherry for inventing the tricycle and saving millions of scrapped knees while learning to ride a bike

Thank you Matthew A. Cherry for inventing the tricycle and saving millions of scrapped knees while learning to ride a bike

ride: Long ass elevator ride by Eislieferant1 MORE MEMES
ride: Long ass elevator ride by Eislieferant1
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Long ass elevator ride by Eislieferant1 MORE MEMES

ride: night-hawk89: ultraswam: elionking: gameraboy: Peanuts, November 1, 1950 A real ride or die. She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.
ride: night-hawk89:
ultraswam:

elionking:

gameraboy:

Peanuts, November 1, 1950




A real ride or die.


She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

night-hawk89: ultraswam: elionking: gameraboy: Peanuts, November 1, 1950 A real ride or die. She went for his life. She went for...

ride: muscularfemalescosplay: A witch needs muscles to ride a broom ☺
ride: muscularfemalescosplay:

A witch needs muscles to ride a broom ☺

muscularfemalescosplay: A witch needs muscles to ride a broom ☺

ride: He also picks great songs for the ride
ride: He also picks great songs for the ride

He also picks great songs for the ride

ride: He also picks great songs for the ride
ride: He also picks great songs for the ride

He also picks great songs for the ride

ride: Been asking girls to ride in my spaceship lately
ride: Been asking girls to ride in my spaceship lately

Been asking girls to ride in my spaceship lately

ride: It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road
ride: It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road

It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road

ride: It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road by bluebot76 MORE MEMES
ride: It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road by bluebot76
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It’s usual, when in Texas you can ride a real tank on the road by bluebot76 MORE MEMES

ride: Ride along happy ride
ride: Ride along happy ride

Ride along happy ride

ride: jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bunjywunjy: rjzimmerman: From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA: Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy Plot-essential NPC. I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most. “Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day” the coyote on the highway like I feel slightly bad for laughing so much… But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed; The roadrunner got away this time Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all. Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay
ride: jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



“Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day”

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so much…
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bun...

ride: It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
ride: It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start

It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start

ride: It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
ride: It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start

It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start

ride: February is going to be a f*cking ride
ride: February is going to be a f*cking ride

February is going to be a f*cking ride

ride: You’re in for a rocky ride
ride: You’re in for a rocky ride

You’re in for a rocky ride

ride: I need a ride or die chick (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
ride: I need a ride or die chick (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I need a ride or die chick (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

ride: Disney World needs a new ride.
ride: Disney World needs a new ride.

Disney World needs a new ride.

ride: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.
ride: niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 ....
 ......
 Jake, 27
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 We may fight, but please don't try and solve
 the argument with regular soda.
 It won't take racial inequality to get me down
 on one knee.
 I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
 sugar I need.
 niftyshadesofjake
 University of Southern California
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 USC CLASS OF 2022
 3,401
 FRESHME
 0% ganted
 Ethically
 granted
 admission
 APPLICATIO
 Jake, 29
 Jake 28
 O less than a mile away
 less than a mile away
 I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
 I'm having trouble picking a costume.
 Want to help?
 my future children become trojans at USC.
 I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
 boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
 Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
 Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
 boned.
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 ..
 let
 6'0"
 A Caded in
 5'6"
 5'0"
 your cave of wonders
 POLICE DEPT.
 4'6"
 (480) 627-9186
 4'0"
 Yes Please
 Jake Arredondo
 3'6"
 Jake, 29
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 Tired of guys lying about their height?
 Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
 I promise that it will take more than
 a few rubs for anything to come out
 of my magic lamp.
 For our first date, you cook our dinner,
 and I will cook the meth.
 niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 You ok
 Jake, 29
 Still
 Single
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
 I can relate to the current bachelor.
 I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
 probably start taking dating seriously.
 Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
 Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
 Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
 If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
 swipe left.
 This is the first one I had
 ever created (bad quality).
 This joke took 1,000+ hours
 to máke.
 niftyshadesofjake
 et niftyshadesofjake
 Hmargemadders.com
 Make America Accessible Again
 Jake, 24
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 About Jake
 I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
 by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
 new company, Largeladders.com
 If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
 socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
 gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
 to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
 you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
 envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
 me to pay for dinner
 Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
 ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
 your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.