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Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm Why' I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised Wait, what? Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board? Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe How how did you resolve that si Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative solution, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage ights between them any more So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets? Where do I get safe bonding pets ? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners? Yes.. You don't sound very reassuring Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe OK..I am getting a little nervous about this No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it Cute? Seriousty? I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel better with these stories everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017 HFY
Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor
 It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if
 you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or
 I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing
 someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing
 And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said
 human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it
 And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything
 else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends
 Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out
 there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm
 Why'
 I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm
 And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so
 suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends
 Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans
 Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?
 nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost
 their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world
 Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it
 over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their
 species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have
 never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this
 commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own
 lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna
 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch
 unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to
 supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred
 predators can be safely sated
 Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00%
 cuter and more epic
 Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone
 So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship
 Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended
 Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of
 cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable
 The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised
 Wait, what?
 Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen
 But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least
 one on board?
 Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically
 very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can
 be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew
 member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary
 But Toks, didn't you just say
 The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them
 unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was
 sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown
 Prince to coo at him
 Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia?
 The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one
 ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet
 A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?
 Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised
 uh,take that under advisement
 Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I
 mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets
 they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of
 our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby
 Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to
 revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe
 How
 how did you resolve that si
 Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative
 solution, I suppose
 And that sated the humans?
 Worse
 Worse?
 They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both
 and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will
 allow the others to stage ights between them any more
 So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets?
 Where do I get safe bonding pets ?
 Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to
 create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge
 If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners?
 Yes..
 You don't sound very reassuring
 Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy
 what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe
 OK..I am getting a little nervous about this
 No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to
 describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them
 order a pet without checking what it was
 What happened?
 Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My
 enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the
 human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its
 beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady
 claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it
 Cute?
 Seriousty?
 I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or
 more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature
 You are not making me feel better with these stories
 everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant
 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017
HFY

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Alive, Beautiful, and Children: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s, them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know, tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and er, the children of Athenians who had andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild, el lily to the impression I sought to on him. Next to woman, I love the lections of my ancestral land; I love to propagate on distant shores her colonies perchance yet people), her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that " Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him rea the cinating flan voice of the stat iphave we ot s beautiful, he botton of it?" to other mattes you can admit meio one of your less sacred apartments?" which h hsomething of those sublime allegories which are couched beneath her worship. I excited winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer which while the companions partook, a r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he the court, concealed them rom e, b is one of you" admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is , in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our ues and secret staircases, dis was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed the which denies all our gods, and terms our oracles the inspirations of that malevolent ·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira- ernative. Arbaces, air, so soft and in speaking stat favorite dstorted his ungainly features " Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are." main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath
Alive, Beautiful, and Children: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII
 distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold
 the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s,
 them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I
 hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte
 aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog
 napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the
 sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy
 ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness
 you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own
 tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my
 suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron
 Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of
 s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know,
 tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en
 ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and
 er, the children of Athenians who had
 andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their
 for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti
 or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind
 be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild,
 el lily to the impression I sought to
 on him. Next to woman, I love the
 lections of my ancestral land; I love
 to propagate on distant shores
 her colonies perchance yet people),
 her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that
 " Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus
 he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the
 urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him
 rea
 the
 cinating flan
 voice of the stat
 iphave we ot
 s beautiful,
 he botton of it?"
 to other mattes you can admit meio
 one of your less sacred apartments?"
 which h
 hsomething of those sublime allegories which
 are couched beneath her worship. I excited
 winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer
 which while the companions partook, a
 r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on
 tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he
 the court, concealed them rom e, b
 is one of you"
 admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus
 sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him
 of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is
 , in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our
 ues and secret staircases, dis
 was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes
 my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to
 From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known
 coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected
 mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed
 the which denies all our gods, and terms our
 oracles the inspirations of that malevolent
 ·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our
 oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira-
 ernative.
 Arbaces,
 air, so soft and in speaking stat
 favorite
 dstorted his ungainly features
 " Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are."
 main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace
 As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made
 love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath
Af, America, and Funny: Bout near tarred a you, boy! kentuckwitch: missmeanest: hubbabubba-overlord: discoursegrips: cistrendered: democratic-bias: electoralcollege: trashgender-garbabe-nova: ladygolem: probablyasocialecologist: https://twitter.com/baldinternetman/status/793470278953238528  Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South. Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history. Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ???? literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa?? “Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!”  -Woody Guthrie coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal…  People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right. But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around. Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right. I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.
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Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South.
Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history.

Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works

i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology  movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ????

literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa??

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!” 
-Woody Guthrie
coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal… 


People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right.
But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around.
Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right.


I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ 
Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. 


Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.

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Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: Who the fuck cares? Just revolt and tell them they have to work for what they want like us regular joes. Piece of shits dont deserve shit Like Reply 44m Alright so, the Queen is 91 and she has to do about 100 engagements a year, hold Government meetings once a week and read about 200 documents a day all of which are highly classified. You won't even make it to 91 you fucking wankstain. Of course you're from Sudbury, land of the hard working pillheads bumming smokes at the downtown bus terminal. Prince Charles is an ex Naval officer who commanded his own ship for 6 years, Prince Harry fought and murdered Taliban insurgents in Afghanistan and Prince William flew FUCKING RESCUE HELICOPTERS SAVING PEOPLE FROM SINKING BOATS. Professionally. As in his job. All of these people, guess what, took NOT A SINGLE POUND in pay for this work. Their money? Doesn't come from the taxpayers. It comes from an agreement with Parliament in which they give over the revenues of the land THEY OWN in return for civil list payments. The money they give is FAR more massive than what they take. Also, the tourism money they generate. Shall I go on, or can we just agree you're an uneducated twat who thinks that because you can take insults from some drunkard boss and climb a roof like a fucking jungle monkey that somehow you're some communist working class hero. By the way. That piece of shit, YOUR FUCKING QUEEN, served as an ambulance driver during WWII. Younger than you are. So wow, way to slag a family of veterans, you fuck ass 03 Like Reply 36m Uber Humor Steve holt failnation: Murdered by words in broad daylight
Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: Who the fuck cares? Just revolt and tell them they
 have to work for what they want like us regular joes. Piece of shits
 dont deserve shit
 Like Reply 44m
 Alright so, the Queen is 91 and she has to do
 about 100 engagements a year, hold Government meetings
 once a week and read about 200 documents a day all of
 which are highly classified. You won't even make it to 91
 you fucking wankstain. Of course you're from Sudbury, land
 of the hard working pillheads bumming smokes at the
 downtown bus terminal. Prince Charles is an ex Naval
 officer who commanded his own ship for 6 years, Prince
 Harry fought and murdered Taliban insurgents in
 Afghanistan and Prince William flew FUCKING RESCUE
 HELICOPTERS SAVING PEOPLE FROM SINKING
 BOATS. Professionally. As in his job. All of these people,
 guess what, took NOT A SINGLE POUND in pay for this
 work. Their money? Doesn't come from the taxpayers. It
 comes from an agreement with Parliament in which they
 give over the revenues of the land THEY OWN in return for
 civil list payments. The money they give is FAR more
 massive than what they take. Also, the tourism money they
 generate. Shall I go on, or can we just agree you're an
 uneducated twat who thinks that because you can take
 insults from some drunkard boss and climb a roof like a
 fucking jungle monkey that somehow you're some
 communist working class hero. By the way. That piece of
 shit, YOUR FUCKING QUEEN, served as an ambulance
 driver during WWII. Younger than you are. So wow, way to
 slag a family of veterans, you fuck ass
 03
 Like Reply 36m
 Uber Humor Steve holt
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Murdered by words in broad daylight

failnation: Murdered by words in broad daylight

Apparently, Bad, and Children: <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173399100807/brainhousinggroup-brother-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://brainhousinggroup.tumblr.com/post/173394541001/brother-asleep-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">brainhousinggroup</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://brother-asleep.tumblr.com/post/173386074494/redbloodedamerica-nbcnightlynews-president" class="tumblr_blog">brother-asleep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173375884017/nbcnightlynews-president-moon-of-south-korea" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nbcnightlynews.tumblr.com/post/173367124048/president-moon-of-south-korea-and-north-koreas" class="tumblr_blog">nbcnightlynews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>President Moon of South Korea and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un signed the historic Panmunjom Declaration, pledging “Peace, Prosperity and Unification” of the Korean Peninsula.</p> <p>“Let’s meet people’s expectations to make a better world. I promise we will do well in the future,” Un said.<br/></p> <p>For more on this story: <a href="https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI">https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I know that the majority of North Koreans do not have real broadcast television, but surely the word of this is going to spread amongst all the starving peasants of that communist hellhole.  My question is, so are the last remaining brainwashed plebeians finally going to realize that Kim Jong Un is not actually a holy, divine monarch now that he has capitulated on his promise of conquering the West and taking over South Korea?  In other words, he is now just a mortal walking among other soggy, weak mortals.  The charade must be over.  Now, would be the ideal strategic time for a revolt of the peasantry and the mislead apparatchiks to storm fat boy’s palace and crush his wretched family’s legacy for good.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re about as predictable as the fucking sunrise, you know that?</p> </blockquote> <p>People like RBA were rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth to invade North Korea not that long ago. Of course it wouldn’t be their children sent to do the fighting so who gives a fuck. Must be so disappointing to not get your big war you wanted so fucking bad. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>I truly hope this ushers in unification and the poor NK’s who have been crushed under the yoke of socialism can find a new life in all of this. Probably too optimistic, but I hope the prisons, labor camps, re-education camps, and gulags are emptied, too. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7c191311d93199b0d765e1ec82a8be79/tumblr_inline_p7x5kuNUdW1r1jtxd_540.gif" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>I don’t know where anyone  is coming up with these accusations that I’m somehow in favor of invading North Korea.  That has never been true.  My stance has always been been purely defensive.  And I made that evidently clear what that means <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173328514867/krungle-redbloodedamerica-krungle">in this post</a>.  But feel free to search <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/search/north+korea">my 140 posts</a> about North Korea to find where I have personally ever advanced that kind of interventionist strategy. </p><p>“rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth,” what a complete unsubstantiated lie.  Where do people come up with this garbage?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>I was accused of wanting to invade North Korea countless fucking times simply for criticizing the regime. Apparently you can’t criticize something without wanting to invade it.</p>
Apparently, Bad, and Children: <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173399100807/brainhousinggroup-brother-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://brainhousinggroup.tumblr.com/post/173394541001/brother-asleep-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">brainhousinggroup</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://brother-asleep.tumblr.com/post/173386074494/redbloodedamerica-nbcnightlynews-president" class="tumblr_blog">brother-asleep</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173375884017/nbcnightlynews-president-moon-of-south-korea" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://nbcnightlynews.tumblr.com/post/173367124048/president-moon-of-south-korea-and-north-koreas" class="tumblr_blog">nbcnightlynews</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>President Moon of South Korea and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un signed the historic Panmunjom Declaration, pledging “Peace, Prosperity and Unification” of the Korean Peninsula.</p>
<p>“Let’s meet people’s expectations to make a better world. I promise we will do well in the future,” Un said.<br/></p>
<p>For more on this story: <a href="https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI">https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know that the majority of North Koreans do not have real broadcast television, but surely the word of this is going to spread amongst all the starving peasants of that communist hellhole.  My question is, so are the last remaining brainwashed plebeians finally going to realize that Kim Jong Un is not actually a holy, divine monarch now that he has capitulated on his promise of conquering the West and taking over South Korea?  In other words, he is now just a mortal walking among other soggy, weak mortals.  The charade must be over.  Now, would be the ideal strategic time for a revolt of the peasantry and the mislead apparatchiks to storm fat boy’s palace and crush his wretched family’s legacy for good.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You’re about as predictable as the fucking sunrise, you know that?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>People like RBA were rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth to invade North Korea not that long ago. Of course it wouldn’t be their children sent to do the fighting so who gives a fuck. Must be so disappointing to not get your big war you wanted so fucking bad. </p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>I truly hope this ushers in unification and the poor NK’s who have been crushed under the yoke of socialism can find a new life in all of this. Probably too optimistic, but I hope the prisons, labor camps, re-education camps, and gulags are emptied, too. </p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7c191311d93199b0d765e1ec82a8be79/tumblr_inline_p7x5kuNUdW1r1jtxd_540.gif" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>I don’t know where anyone  is coming up with these accusations that I’m somehow in favor of invading North Korea.  That has never been true.  My stance has always been been purely defensive.  And I made that evidently clear what that means <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173328514867/krungle-redbloodedamerica-krungle">in this post</a>.  But feel free to search <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/search/north+korea">my 140 posts</a> about North Korea to find where I have personally ever advanced that kind of interventionist strategy. </p><p>“rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth,” what a complete unsubstantiated lie.  Where do people come up with this garbage?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I was accused of wanting to invade North Korea countless fucking times simply for criticizing the regime. Apparently you can’t criticize something without wanting to invade it.</p>

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Af, Being Alone, and Animals: utistmcdorf bekatddals tadicactivepeasant It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes, you look at it another way, humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king someone if it has to, and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!? And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug em Why "I dunno. I gotta hug 'em And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna isee what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship Yes, it's the first time that I've worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised Wait, what? 1m serious Dont do it Things, Happen But wan, I thought that I heard you highly one on board? that every crew should have at least Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologicaly very resient If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him. Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet. A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup. Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "kiling Stabby by removing the knife How how did you resolve that si? Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative soluton, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? "They thought and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will alow the others to stage ights between them any more was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spmgs to both So, if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets? Where do 1 get safe bonding pels? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners? You dont sound very reassuring Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe OK Iam getting a little nervous about this. No, no, it's fine, Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to descrièe the creature belore they get it For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking wial it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat. My entre crew was terrifled of it, it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of t. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said,forcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly claws while saying, and I quote, look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kills things, isn't it cute? Seriousty I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sieep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel belter with these stanes everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan 8,157 notes an 2017 Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff
Af, Being Alone, and Animals: utistmcdorf
 bekatddals
 tadicactivepeasant
 It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes,
 you look at it another way, humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or
 I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king
 someone if it has to, and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!?
 And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said
 human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it
 And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything
 ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends
 Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest alens out
 there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug em
 Why
 "I dunno. I gotta hug 'em
 And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so
 suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends
 Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans
 Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?
 It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost
 their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world
 Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win
 aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther
 species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have
 never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths
 commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own
 lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna
 isee what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch
 unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to
 supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred
 predators can be safely sated
 Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90%
 cuter and more epic
 Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone
 So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship
 Yes, it's the first time that I've worked with these species, but they come highly recommended
 Say, you've worked with a few, what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of
 cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable
 The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised
 Wait, what?
 1m serious Dont do it Things, Happen
 But wan, I thought that I heard you highly
 one on board?
 that every crew should have at least
 Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologicaly
 very resient If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can
 be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew
 member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary
 But Toks, didn't you just say
 The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them
 unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was
 sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown
 Prince to coo at him.
 Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia?
 The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one
 time with the Dunlip. Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet.
 A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?
 Yup. Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised
 uh,take that under advisement
 Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I
 mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets
 they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of
 our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby
 Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to
 revolt about us "kiling Stabby by removing the knife
 How how did you resolve that si?
 Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative
 soluton, I suppose
 And that sated the humans?
 Worse
 Worse?
 "They thought
 and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will
 alow the others to stage ights between them any more
 was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spmgs to both
 So, if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets?
 Where do 1 get safe bonding pels?
 Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to
 create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t, the order forms are on the bridge
 If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners?
 You dont sound very reassuring
 Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually
 what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe
 OK Iam getting a little nervous about this.
 No, no, it's fine, Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to
 descrièe the creature belore they get it For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them
 order a pet without checking wial it was
 What happened?
 Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat. My
 entre crew was terrifled of it, it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the
 human had no fear of t. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its
 beans' as they said,forcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly
 claws while saying, and I quote, look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kills things, isn't it
 cute?
 Seriousty
 I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or
 more then they do, and they sieep next to the giant creature
 You are not making me feel belter with these stanes
 everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan
 8,157 notes an
 2017
Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff

Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff

Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

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Anaconda, Apple, and Bad: Jay-Z, Diddy, and Dr. Dre Become The Richest American Musicians Of Any Genre As They Top Forbes' Wealthiest Hip Hop Artists List @balleralert Jay-Z, Diddy, and Dr. Dre Become The Richest American Musicians Of Any Genre As They Top Forbes’ Wealthiest Hip Hop Artists List - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Excellence is at an all-time high, and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down anytime soon. From the massive, record-breaking success of ‘Black Panther’ to the many successful business ventures of our favorite Black entertainers, the culture is thriving and it’s beautiful. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, Forbes released its annual list of the wealthiest hip-hop artists on the planet, and the top five entrants came as no surprise as it was very similar to last year’s list. However, there was a bit of a shift in the top two slots. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After catapulting his net worth from $810 million to $900 million through his Armand de Brignac champagne and D’Usse cognac, in addition to his of his nine-figure ownership stakes in Roc Nation and Tidal, Jay-Z has landed the top spot on this year’s list, dethroning business mogul, Diddy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, the Bad Boy CEO secured the No. 2 spot with the help of his interest in Ciroc and Revolt TV, increasing his network to $825 million. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In this year’s list, Dr. Dre held on to his No. 3 spot, but still increased his network form $740 million to $770 million. But, according to reports, Dre may be seeing an even bigger spike next year when he receives his Apple stock from his $3 billion buyout of Beats in 2014. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the top three contenders for the wealthiest hip-hop acts on the planet, according to Forbes, the three Hip-hop moguls have also become the richest American musicians of any genre in history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pulling up the rear of the Forbes Five list is none other than Eminem and Drake, who tied at an even $100 million apiece.
Anaconda, Apple, and Bad: Jay-Z, Diddy, and Dr. Dre Become The Richest
 American Musicians Of Any Genre As They Top
 Forbes' Wealthiest Hip Hop Artists List
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Jay-Z, Diddy, and Dr. Dre Become The Richest American Musicians Of Any Genre As They Top Forbes’ Wealthiest Hip Hop Artists List - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Excellence is at an all-time high, and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down anytime soon. From the massive, record-breaking success of ‘Black Panther’ to the many successful business ventures of our favorite Black entertainers, the culture is thriving and it’s beautiful. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, Forbes released its annual list of the wealthiest hip-hop artists on the planet, and the top five entrants came as no surprise as it was very similar to last year’s list. However, there was a bit of a shift in the top two slots. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After catapulting his net worth from $810 million to $900 million through his Armand de Brignac champagne and D’Usse cognac, in addition to his of his nine-figure ownership stakes in Roc Nation and Tidal, Jay-Z has landed the top spot on this year’s list, dethroning business mogul, Diddy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, the Bad Boy CEO secured the No. 2 spot with the help of his interest in Ciroc and Revolt TV, increasing his network to $825 million. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In this year’s list, Dr. Dre held on to his No. 3 spot, but still increased his network form $740 million to $770 million. But, according to reports, Dre may be seeing an even bigger spike next year when he receives his Apple stock from his $3 billion buyout of Beats in 2014. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the top three contenders for the wealthiest hip-hop acts on the planet, according to Forbes, the three Hip-hop moguls have also become the richest American musicians of any genre in history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pulling up the rear of the Forbes Five list is none other than Eminem and Drake, who tied at an even $100 million apiece.

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 once told me." A few years later I had grown up, and got my news
 from a reliable source called CNN. And then the Great Meme War ll
 started. I volunteered to fight for my memes, and even starred in a
 movie called "Saving Private HanAssholeSolo." I knew my Dad was
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