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Real Old: This shit gets real old, Nvidia. It's bad enough to ask me to login AFTER a driver update, but before?! For shame!
Real Old: This shit gets real old, Nvidia. It's bad enough to ask me to login AFTER a driver update, but before?! For shame!

This shit gets real old, Nvidia. It's bad enough to ask me to login AFTER a driver update, but before?! For shame!

Real Old: This meme is real old... But I still use it anyway.
Real Old: This meme is real old... But I still use it anyway.

This meme is real old... But I still use it anyway.

Real Old: Toyed around with photo effects, if you didn't know this was a video game screenshot, would you assume its a real old photo or no?
Real Old: Toyed around with photo effects, if you didn't know this was a video game screenshot, would you assume its a real old photo or no?

Toyed around with photo effects, if you didn't know this was a video game screenshot, would you assume its a real old photo or no?

Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank of Master .what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yeta Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. E This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, Isuggest we walt until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. Imean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait furthert would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only wld such a decision help transition the Republic back ine peacetime mindset, but it would leave epough sh top the droid attack onashyk Ewith few casuallbes. Whit say you. Master Yoda? Master Yoda? Wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. .real, this cannot be. A dream, this is. Of course thisish't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? What could have been...
Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master
 .what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yeta
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 E
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, Isuggest we walt until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 Imean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait furthert would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only wld such a decision help transition
 the Republic back ine peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave epough sh top the droid attack onashyk
 Ewith few casuallbes. Whit say you. Master Yoda?
 Master Yoda?
 Wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 .real, this cannot be. A dream, this is.
 Of course thisish't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
What could have been...

What could have been...

Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank of Master. .what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday. Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further - it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk Ewith few casualties. What say you, Master Yoda ? .Master Yoda? ...wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were - and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. .real, this cannot be. Á dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? What could have been...
Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 .what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday.
 Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance. I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further - it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 Ewith few casualties. What say you, Master Yoda ?
 .Master Yoda?
 ...wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were -
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 .real, this cannot be. Á dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
What could have been...

What could have been...

Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank of Master. .what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday. Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further - it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk Ewith few casualties. What say you, Master Yoda ? .Master Yoda? ...wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were - and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. .real, this cannot be. Á dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? What could have been...
Real Old: You are on this council.but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 .what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday.
 Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance. I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further - it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 Ewith few casualties. What say you, Master Yoda ?
 .Master Yoda?
 ...wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were -
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 .real, this cannot be. Á dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
What could have been...

What could have been...

Real Old: You are on this counci...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ..what? No,I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake. I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would sucha decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk With few casualties. Whát say you, Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong,this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real, this cannot be. A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? ...wrong, this all is.
Real Old: You are on this counci...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ..what?
 No,I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake. I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would sucha decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 With few casualties. Whát say you, Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong,this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real, this cannot be. A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
...wrong, this all is.

...wrong, this all is.

Real Old: This is Loki. When we adopted him he turned out to be real old and sick and the vet gave him 2 weeks. It’s been 2.5 years and counting. He just wanted to say hi!
Real Old: This is Loki. When we adopted him he turned out to be real old and sick and the vet gave him 2 weeks. It’s been 2.5 years and counting. He just wanted to say hi!

This is Loki. When we adopted him he turned out to be real old and sick and the vet gave him 2 weeks. It’s been 2.5 years and counting. H...

Real Old: 'thouartathaumaturgenarry thanbk Follow infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough shipsto stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub Source: infiniteedge Have a seat
nsfw
Real Old: 'thouartathaumaturgenarry
 thanbk Follow
 infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough shipsto stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
 Source: infiniteedge
Have a seat

Have a seat

Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry thanbk Follow infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyk EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were- and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub Source: infiniteedge Not sure if this is a General Reposti but I think it's funny.
nsfw
Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry
 thanbk Follow
 infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyk
 EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were-
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
 Source: infiniteedge
Not sure if this is a General Reposti but I think it's funny.

Not sure if this is a General Reposti but I think it's funny.

Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry thanbk Follow infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyk EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were- and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub Source: infiniteedge Me🚀irl
nsfw
Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry
 thanbk Follow
 infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further- it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyk
 EWith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were-
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real, this cannot be, A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
 Source: infiniteedge
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Real Old: infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday. Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough shipsto stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk Swith few casualties. Whát say you, Master Yoda? ...Master Yoda? .wrong, this all is. 'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real, this cannot be. A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub What if Anakin was granted the rank of Master?
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Real Old: infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday.
 Oh, my mistake. assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance. I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough shipsto stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 Swith few casualties. Whát say you, Master Yoda?
 ...Master Yoda?
 .wrong, this all is.
 'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery, you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real, this cannot be. A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
What if Anakin was granted the rank of Master?

What if Anakin was granted the rank of Master?

Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry thanbk Follow infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk Ewith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real,this cannot be. A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub Source: infiniteedge Hello There
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Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry
 thanbk Follow
 infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance. I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 Ewith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real,this cannot be. A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
 Source: infiniteedge
Hello There

Hello There

Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry thanbk Follow infiniteedge You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank of Master. ...what? No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor. He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing. The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next Thursday Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to the Council's decision. I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations, Master Skywalker. This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent arrogance. I will take a seat now. While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous. I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only a handful of planets he could be hiding on. Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an independent system, rather than invade and betray everything our Republic stands for. I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk Ewith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda? ..Master Yoda? ..wrong, this all is. I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean. How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were and bitched you did. Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they were not. ...real,this cannot be. A dream, this is. Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even if only for a moment? eidosgalaxypub Source: infiniteedge How the Jedi Council should have handled Anakin
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Real Old: thouartathaumaturgenarry
 thanbk Follow
 infiniteedge
 You are on this council...but we do not grant you the rank
 of Master.
 ...what?
 No, I mean, what did you say? My hearing has been off
 ever since Master Kenobi and I rescued the Chancellor.
 He's right. As it turns out, crashing a capital ship without
 protecting your ears is quite damaging to your hearing.
 The two of us are scheduled for ear surgery next
 Thursday
 Oh, my mistake.I assumed it was just a poor reaction to
 the Council's decision.
 I said that you are on the Council, but are not yet a
 Master. However, now that I am reminded of it, I believe
 that rescuing the galaxy's most important head-of-state
 is an admirable substitute for the Trials. Congratulations,
 Master Skywalker.
 This is an incredible honour. Thank you for being open to
 my talents, Master Windu, in spite of my recent
 arrogance. I will take a seat now.
 While we're on the topic, I suggest we wait until Master
 Kenobi's surgery is finished before we pursue Grievous.
 I mean, if the sequels are anything to go by, there's only
 a handful of planets he could be hiding on.
 Good observation. If he's hiding in the Outer Rim, we may
 wish to wait further-it would be smarter to work with an
 independent system, rather than invade and betray
 everything our Republic stands for.
 I concur. Not only would such a decision help transition
 the Republic back into a peacetime mindset, but it would
 leave enough ships to stop the droid attack on Kashyyyk
 Ewith few casualties. Whát say you Master Yoda?
 ..Master Yoda?
 ..wrong, this all is.
 I'm sorry? I don't understand what you mean.
 How it happened, this is not. Denied mastery,you were
 and bitched you did.
 Take caution, we did not. Reflect, we did not. Pursue
 peace and cooperation, we did not. Meta jokes made, they
 were not.
 ...real,this cannot be. A dream, this is.
 Of course this isn't real, old friend. But who is to say you
 cannot enjoy the euphoria of what could have been, even
 if only for a moment?
 eidosgalaxypub
 Source: infiniteedge
How the Jedi Council should have handled Anakin

How the Jedi Council should have handled Anakin