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Children, Clothes, and Fail: gaming: Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game  Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today! We’re talking, of course, of Untitled Goose Game, a slapstick simulator, where you play a goose hassling a town full of people who would very much like you to stop hassling them, please. It feels a bit like playing the videogame version of an old cartoon, complete with reactive soundtrack. Everything that happens in the game is very low stakes (the goose doesn’t get involved in political scandals, or drive a car off a ramp etc.), but there’s a lot of room for comedic performance in doing things like stealing clothes off a washing line and dumping them in a pond. The team at House House shares roles a lot, and so the game was predominantly designed collaboratively by four people. We chatted with Stuart Gillespie-Cook, who mostly works on animation. Also within House House is Jake Strasser, largely responsible for the design of levels and environments, Nico Disseldorp who does all the programming, and Michael McMaster who mostly works on art direction and UI. The iconic sound effects were made by Em Halberstadt, and Dan Golding designed the music. There’s also art from Kalonica Quigley and additional UI programming from Cherie Davidson. Stuart Gave us the lowdown on the curious title, the game mechanics, and dream crossovers. Read on! What’s the story behind the title of the game? This more or less happened by accident; at first, we just needed something to put on a video we were submitting to a festival. It’s become one of the best things about the game, and I’m so glad we stuck with it. I will say it’s a weird thing to explain when your very not-online hairdresser asks you “oh, what game are you working on?”  How did the team come up with the animation style? The whole visual style of the game is designed to be nice and clean, very readable and approachable. The animation specifically takes a lot of inspiration from slapstick and pantomime—with big, over the top reactions that are impossible to miss. We wanted to squeeze as much emotion as possible out of these people without facial expressions, so everything has to be evoked with body language. We also lean heavily on two dimensional, hand-drawn effects that are lifted from comics—lines to represent the direction of a honk, stars when someone hits their thumb with a hammer, etc. Untitled Goose Game offers a unique take on the puzzle genre. What other mechanics can we expect? Because it’s a game that’s largely about interacting with a bunch of people, the game borrows heavily from AI systems in stealth games. Playing with a character’s awareness of where the goose is, where they left their stuff, where that sound came from etc. is a big part of the comedy of the game. So, while it’s less restrictive than most stealth games, and there’s no real fail state (ie. if a character sees a goose, they’ll think “ah, there’s a goose” rather than “I’d better shoot and kill that spy”), those explicit behaviours that are so present in the stealth genre are really important in our goose game. If you could have the goose cross over into any cinematic or game universe, what would it be and why? It would be nice to see the goose chase Postman Pat over a hedgerow. That era of British children’s television has been a huge influence on the game. Otherwise, we’re always open to having the goose in Smash. Are you ready to fulfill your wildest dreams of becoming a mischevious goose and harassing people? Of course you are! Check out the website to find out how you can get your hands wings on Untitled Goose Game!
Children, Clothes, and Fail: gaming:
Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game 
Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today! We’re talking, of course, of Untitled Goose Game, a slapstick simulator, where you play a goose hassling a town full of people who would very much like you to stop hassling them, please. It feels a bit like playing the videogame version of an old cartoon, complete with reactive soundtrack. Everything that happens in the game is very low stakes (the goose doesn’t get involved in political scandals, or drive a car off a ramp etc.), but there’s a lot of room for comedic performance in doing things like stealing clothes off a washing line and dumping them in a pond.
The team at House House shares roles a lot, and so the game was predominantly designed collaboratively by four people. We chatted with Stuart Gillespie-Cook, who mostly works on animation. Also within House House is Jake Strasser, largely responsible for the design of levels and environments, Nico Disseldorp who does all the programming, and Michael McMaster who mostly works on art direction and UI. The iconic sound effects were made by Em Halberstadt, and Dan Golding designed the music. There’s also art from Kalonica Quigley and additional UI programming from Cherie Davidson. Stuart Gave us the lowdown on the curious title, the game mechanics, and dream crossovers. Read on!
What’s the story behind the title of the game?
This more or less happened by accident; at first, we just needed something to put on a video we were submitting to a festival. It’s become one of the best things about the game, and I’m so glad we stuck with it. I will say it’s a weird thing to explain when your very not-online hairdresser asks you “oh, what game are you working on?”  
How did the team come up with the animation style?
The whole visual style of the game is designed to be nice and clean, very readable and approachable. The animation specifically takes a lot of inspiration from slapstick and pantomime—with big, over the top reactions that are impossible to miss. We wanted to squeeze as much emotion as possible out of these people without facial expressions, so everything has to be evoked with body language. We also lean heavily on two dimensional, hand-drawn effects that are lifted from comics—lines to represent the direction of a honk, stars when someone hits their thumb with a hammer, etc.


Untitled Goose Game offers a unique take on the puzzle genre. What other mechanics can we expect?
Because it’s a game that’s largely about interacting with a bunch of people, the game borrows heavily from AI systems in stealth games. Playing with a character’s awareness of where the goose is, where they left their stuff, where that sound came from etc. is a big part of the comedy of the game. So, while it’s less restrictive than most stealth games, and there’s no real fail state (ie. if a character sees a goose, they’ll think “ah, there’s a goose” rather than “I’d better shoot and kill that spy”), those explicit behaviours that are so present in the stealth genre are really important in our goose game.
If you could have the goose cross over into any cinematic or game universe, what would it be and why?
It would be nice to see the goose chase Postman Pat over a hedgerow. That era of British children’s television has been a huge influence on the game. Otherwise, we’re always open to having the goose in Smash.
Are you ready to fulfill your wildest dreams of becoming a mischevious goose and harassing people? Of course you are! Check out the website to find out how you can get your hands wings on Untitled Goose Game!

gaming: Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game  Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today!...

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 Chlorine is highly toxic at anything but very low doses. Table salt
 (aka sodium chloride) is 50% sodium and 50% chlorine. Does that
 mean that it will explode when it touches water and give you
 chlorine poisoning? Obviously not. When sodium and chlorine are
 together, they change each others properties, and neither
 chemical behaves the way it would by itself
 The same thing is true with mercury. The ethyl group in ethyl-
 mercury changes the mercury's properties, just like the chlorine
 changes the sodium's properties
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Blessed, Life, and Memes: CHANGE YOUR OUTLOOK IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR OUTCOME." ' How to keep a positive outlook all the time? In a cluttered world full of anxiety and stress, it is easy to feel that you are carrying the weight of the world in your shoulders. You fill up your calendar and rush from one activity to another as if taking time to rest and reflect is forbidden. You then find yourself asking why life is so stressful and hard. The key to disengaging from the fast pace and stress is to take the time to develop and maintain a positive outlook on life. But… how? ✔️Being Happy About Yourself Realise that you’re unique and one of a kind. You were created to make a mark in this life and not just born to survive. You may not realize it but one way or another, someone feels so blessed with your existence.So stop saying you’re nobody. ✔️Remember that your life can be just what you want it to be. Most of life is a choice, having the freedom to act and decide on your own.Start deciding and stop complaining. ✔️Count your blessings, not your troubles. There are two types of people: a proactive and a reactive. The reactive always see the trouble and blames the circumstance to other people, while proactive see troubles as a bridge to success. Which are you? Comment below and let’s find out! - blessings positive millionairementor
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How to keep a positive outlook all the time? In a cluttered world full of anxiety and stress, it is easy to feel that you are carrying the weight of the world in your shoulders. You fill up your calendar and rush from one activity to another as if taking time to rest and reflect is forbidden. You then find yourself asking why life is so stressful and hard. The key to disengaging from the fast pace and stress is to take the time to develop and maintain a positive outlook on life. But… how? ✔️Being Happy About Yourself Realise that you’re unique and one of a kind. You were created to make a mark in this life and not just born to survive. You may not realize it but one way or another, someone feels so blessed with your existence.So stop saying you’re nobody. ✔️Remember that your life can be just what you want it to be. Most of life is a choice, having the freedom to act and decide on your own.Start deciding and stop complaining. ✔️Count your blessings, not your troubles. There are two types of people: a proactive and a reactive. The reactive always see the trouble and blames the circumstance to other people, while proactive see troubles as a bridge to success. Which are you? Comment below and let’s find out! - blessings positive millionairementor

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 The Logic of Science Let me try to explain it this way. Sodium is
 extremely reactive. It literally explodes when it touches water
 Chlorine is highly toxic at anything but very low doses. Table salt
 (aka sodium chloride) is 50% sodium and 50% chlorine. Does that
 mean that it will explode when it touches water and give you
 chlorine poisoning? Obviously not. When sodium and chlorine are
 together, they change each others properties, and neither
 chemical behaves the way it would by itself
 The same thing is true with mercury. The ethyl group in ethyl-
 mercury changes the mercury's properties, just like the chlorine
 changes the sodium's properties
 P.S. No forms of mercury are classified as "genetic terminators"
 because that is not a term that is used to classify chemicals. It's
 literally a made-up term that no regulatory bodies use
 092
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 The Logic of Science As a final note, you have the burden of
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Introvert, Tumblr, and Blog: feel everything <p><a href="http://ayame1220.tumblr.com/post/169847178350/psych2go-8-signs-youre-a-highly-sensitive" class="tumblr_blog">ayame1220</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://psych2go.me/post/169847021507/8-signs-youre-a-highly-sensitive-person-hsp" class="tumblr_blog">psych2go</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>8 Signs You’re a Highly Sensitive Person (HSP)</b></h2> <p>Susan Cain’s book <i>Quiet</i> was a catalyst for the introvert movement that helped bring awareness towards personality types with a greater need for solitude and less stimulating environments. With one third to half of the world’s population made up of introverts, it’s great that we finally began to acknowledge and talk about their unique set of traits and tendencies. Along with introversion, sensitivity has also made the headlines and been widely discussed. The personality trait was first researched by Dr. Elaine N. Aron in 1991. All of her important findings have been published in various articles and in her book <i>The Highly Sensitive Person</i>.</p> <p>Although it’s a trait being acknowledged more, Aron states that sensitive people are still often considered the “minority” of the population. She emphasizes that culture plays a large role towards how sensitivity is valued. Aron writes, “In cultures where it is not valued, HSPs tend to have low self esteem. They are told ‘don’t be so sensitive’ so that they feel abnormal.”…</p> <h2><b>1. You feel deeply and tend to be more emotionally reactive.</b></h2> <p>Have people often called you “deep” when you provide your insights? Then, you may be an HSP. </p> <h2><b><a href="https://psych2go.net/8-signs-youre-highly-sensitive-person-hsp/">=&gt; CONTINUE READING HERE &lt;=</a></b></h2> </blockquote> <p>I think I might be a HSP</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://ayame1220.tumblr.com/post/169847178350/psych2go-8-signs-youre-a-highly-sensitive" class="tumblr_blog">ayame1220</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://psych2go.me/post/169847021507/8-signs-youre-a-highly-sensitive-person-hsp" class="tumblr_blog">psych2go</a>:</p>
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<h2><b>8 Signs You’re a Highly Sensitive Person (HSP)</b></h2>
<p>Susan Cain’s book <i>Quiet</i> was a catalyst for the introvert movement that helped bring awareness towards personality types with a greater need for solitude and less stimulating environments. With one third to half of the world’s population made up of introverts, it’s great that we finally began to acknowledge and talk about their unique set of traits and tendencies. Along with introversion, sensitivity has also made the headlines and been widely discussed. The personality trait was first researched by Dr. Elaine N. Aron in 1991. All of her important findings have been published in various articles and in her book <i>The Highly Sensitive Person</i>.</p>
<p>Although it’s a trait being acknowledged more, Aron states that sensitive people are still often considered the “minority” of the population. She emphasizes that culture plays a large role towards how sensitivity is valued. Aron writes, “In cultures where it is not valued, HSPs tend to have low self esteem. They are told ‘don’t be so sensitive’ so that they feel abnormal.”…</p>
<h2><b>1. You feel deeply and tend to be more emotionally reactive.</b></h2>
<p>Have people often called you “deep” when you provide your insights? Then, you may be an HSP. </p>
<h2><b><a href="https://psych2go.net/8-signs-youre-highly-sensitive-person-hsp/">=&gt; CONTINUE READING HERE &lt;=</a></b></h2>
</blockquote>

<p>I think I might be a HSP</p>
</blockquote>

ayame1220: psych2go: 8 Signs You’re a Highly Sensitive Person (HSP) Susan Cain’s book Quiet was a catalyst for the introvert movement that...

Bodies , Logic, and Target: ALL forms of mercury are classified as a GENETIC TERMINATOR Thirrmosal is 49.5% mercury Like Reply Message 1d Edited A Hide 17 Replies Nope Like Reply Message 1d Please, prove me wrong Like Reply Message 1d The Logic of Science Let me try to explain it this way. Sodium is extremely reactive. It literally explodes when it touches water Chlorine is highly toxic at anything but very low doses. Table salt (aka sodium chloride) is 50% sodium and 50% chlorine. Does that mean that it will explode when it touches water and give you chlorine poisoning? Obviously not. When sodium and chlorine are together, they change each others properties, and neither chemical behaves the way it would by itself The same thing is true with mercury. The ethyl group in ethyl- mercury changes the mercury's properties, just like the chlorine changes the sodium's properties Р.S. No forms of mercury are classified as "genetic terminators" because that is not a term that is used to classify chemicals. It's literally a made-up term that no regulatory bodies use 92 Like Reply 1m Edited The Logic of Science As a final note, you have the burden of proof backwards when you insist that other people need to prove you wrong. You made the claim, therefore you are responsible for providing evidence to support the claim. No one is obligated to discredit the claim or take it seriously until you have provided evidence 0 66 wilwheaton: “You have the burden of proof backwards when you insist that other people need to prove you wrong. You made the claim, therefore you are responsible for providing evidence to support the claim. No one is obligated to discredit the claim or take it seriously until you have provided evidence.”
Bodies , Logic, and Target: ALL forms of mercury are classified as a GENETIC
 TERMINATOR
 Thirrmosal is 49.5% mercury
 Like Reply Message 1d Edited
 A Hide 17 Replies
 Nope
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 Please, prove me wrong
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 The Logic of Science Let me try to explain it this way. Sodium is
 extremely reactive. It literally explodes when it touches water
 Chlorine is highly toxic at anything but very low doses. Table salt
 (aka sodium chloride) is 50% sodium and 50% chlorine. Does that
 mean that it will explode when it touches water and give you
 chlorine poisoning? Obviously not. When sodium and chlorine are
 together, they change each others properties, and neither
 chemical behaves the way it would by itself
 The same thing is true with mercury. The ethyl group in ethyl-
 mercury changes the mercury's properties, just like the chlorine
 changes the sodium's properties
 Р.S. No forms of mercury are classified as "genetic terminators"
 because that is not a term that is used to classify chemicals. It's
 literally a made-up term that no regulatory bodies use
 92
 Like Reply 1m Edited
 The Logic of Science As a final note, you have the burden of
 proof backwards when you insist that other people need to prove
 you wrong. You made the claim, therefore you are responsible for
 providing evidence to support the claim. No one is obligated to
 discredit the claim or take it seriously until you have provided
 evidence
 0 66
wilwheaton:
“You have the burden of proof backwards when you insist that other people need to prove you wrong. You made the claim, therefore you are responsible for providing evidence to support the claim. No one is obligated to discredit the claim or take it seriously until you have provided evidence.”

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Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)
Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍 <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all 😂. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL 👏 GOT 👏 A 👏 BROTHER 👏 DOUBLE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 CHEESE 👏. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP 😂. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up 😂😂😂 (pic: @alondraxaz)

Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. 📍

Being Alone, Energy, and Journey: You know great things are coming whein everything seems to be going wrong. Old energy is clearing out for new energy to enter. Be patient! From @idillionaire - Don't be hard on yourself if you're going through hard times or dealing with things that don't make sense. There's a great shift that happens in people's lives when it's time for them to enter another phase of their journey. You might lose people you love, you might leave your job, you might even want to be alone to figure everything out. This is a great sign that something amazing is about to happen in your life. Trust the signs: Life has a way of teaching us lessons. We might not even agree with what's happening, but that's just the way things are when new energy is about to enter your life. If you have been feeling at your core that you want to change, that you're just tired of the same old routine, then this is a major sign for you to be open to what's entering your life. We sometimes say we want change, but resist the process because it doesn't feel good at the beginning. Old habits and energy are being broken down to build something new. Don't shy away from the process. Embrace the signs. Explore it. During the change: When you start to get the signs, don't revert back to trying to keep life stuck in the old ways. Let the work happen in your life. If there's an inner urge to do something, do it. Start tuning into your spirit and your heart. Don't let the mind make you overthink and judge the process. Imagination and intuition will guide you further, the more you start to trust it. During this time, do everything you want that makes you feel good. This will help you connect back to your purpose. Sign of spirit operating in your life is when you are happy, peaceful, and feel inner contentment. You just know that you got this. Nothing can shake you, break you, or make you reactive in a negative way. You're maturing, developing, and growing spiritually. Open up a good book, go out into nature, write more, connect back with yourself. This is a magical time of transformation. Don't be scared, be curious! Comment if you're READY for NEW ENERGY to enter your life. Tag someone to inspire. ✨🙏✨
Being Alone, Energy, and Journey: You know great things are coming whein
 everything seems to be going wrong.
 Old energy is clearing out
 for new energy to enter.
 Be patient!
From @idillionaire - Don't be hard on yourself if you're going through hard times or dealing with things that don't make sense. There's a great shift that happens in people's lives when it's time for them to enter another phase of their journey. You might lose people you love, you might leave your job, you might even want to be alone to figure everything out. This is a great sign that something amazing is about to happen in your life. Trust the signs: Life has a way of teaching us lessons. We might not even agree with what's happening, but that's just the way things are when new energy is about to enter your life. If you have been feeling at your core that you want to change, that you're just tired of the same old routine, then this is a major sign for you to be open to what's entering your life. We sometimes say we want change, but resist the process because it doesn't feel good at the beginning. Old habits and energy are being broken down to build something new. Don't shy away from the process. Embrace the signs. Explore it. During the change: When you start to get the signs, don't revert back to trying to keep life stuck in the old ways. Let the work happen in your life. If there's an inner urge to do something, do it. Start tuning into your spirit and your heart. Don't let the mind make you overthink and judge the process. Imagination and intuition will guide you further, the more you start to trust it. During this time, do everything you want that makes you feel good. This will help you connect back to your purpose. Sign of spirit operating in your life is when you are happy, peaceful, and feel inner contentment. You just know that you got this. Nothing can shake you, break you, or make you reactive in a negative way. You're maturing, developing, and growing spiritually. Open up a good book, go out into nature, write more, connect back with yourself. This is a magical time of transformation. Don't be scared, be curious! Comment if you're READY for NEW ENERGY to enter your life. Tag someone to inspire. ✨🙏✨

From @idillionaire - Don't be hard on yourself if you're going through hard times or dealing with things that don't make sense. There's a gr...