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Wikipedia, Private, and Jet: |Having a mansion, private jet, and a billion dollars Donating 3$ to Wikipedia Its worth it

Its worth it

Art, Private, and Think: Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot

Energy, Gif, and Too Much: 9:26 Darren Today 8:36 PM I'm here to fuck Today 8:54 PM Me too, but I don't fuck strangers. Today 9:21 PM I do I think you misunderstand. That's a hard line for me. If going for coffee and proving you aren't a psycho is asking too much, I don't think I can reasonably expect any effort in private, either I dont do dates Small dick energy right there. Sent Send Type a message GIF After I asked to get coffee

After I asked to get coffee

Iphone, Life, and Twitter: Listen to the Roland High Life on Sp... @thomdunn ELTHNE AS "wHy ShOuLd i HaVe To PaY fOr SoMeOnE ELSE's DeBt?!" Idunno man, why should I have to pay a private prison to lock up some black guys who smoked weed one time and force them to labor to increase corporate profit margins? 9:31 AM 25 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone

Dreams, Private, and Myths: DREAMS ARE PRIVATE MYTHS

Tumblr, Wow, and Blog: tiredvybes said: private and skipper are an iconic duo wow tiredvybes said: Ur private and skipper art makes my heart happy ty for this soul-of-a-vixen said: SKIPPER AND PRIVATE AAAAAA DRAL drawbauchery: IKR ugh these two. main reason i keep going back to this show i can’t help it

drawbauchery: IKR ugh these two. main reason i keep going back to this show i can’t help it

Memes, Money, and Police: Industries lobbying against legal marijuana - Alcohol Tobacco Big pharma* Police unions Private prisons Prison guard unions The same ones that stand to lose money. It's almost like the whole drug war is just a profit generating scam.

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: Goop FEDERALRES THE UNITED STATE AOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE that-demon-boy: childmagazine: someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

that-demon-boy: childmagazine: someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i ...

Crocs, Google, and Hentai: 10:08 AM belle delphine - Google Search 94% nVerizon X had to do it to em Google Search bodybuilding legs Google Search X - X long shins Google Search crocs feet Google Search X - X squidward hentai Google Search - Private Done

Af, Children, and Funny: Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm LOL Area 51 memes are funny AF....it almost makes you forget that high level officials in the government and a former US president flew on a private jet called The Lolita Express to a private island to allegedly rape children....almost. Area 51

Area 51

Monopoly, Game, and Private: Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Eccentric Millionaire: I've invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game... Me: (nodding) Knife Monopoly Eccentric Millionaire: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

Tumblr, Blog, and Fishing: NO FISHING PRIVATE PROPERTY srsfunny:What a madlad

srsfunny:What a madlad

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: Goop FEDERALRES THE UNITED STATE AOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE that-demon-boy: childmagazine: someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

that-demon-boy: childmagazine: someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i ...

Funny, Memes, and Relatable: Your own private theater... #wattpad #random Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highes...

#wattpad #random Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it ...

Fucking, Funny, and Internet: tChairman of the Universe Xi Jinping Retweeted Chad Bog @BogPrime 10h Funny story: there's a subreddit called r/ForeverAloneWomen that went private because their users were receiving too many PMs from men who wanted to date them. Literally this fucking meme M SO LONELY 923 ta 299 v818 gaypitbull: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer: recoveringvictorian: Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically Id rather starve

gaypitbull: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer: recoveringvictorian: Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Intern...

Social Media, Best, and Never: Some of the best moments are never captured by cameras and are not posted in any Social media platforms. They are kept in private and are cherished together with the best people.

Crocs, Google, and Hentai: 10:08 AM belle delphine - Google Search 94% nVerizon X had to do it to em Google Search bodybuilding legs Google Search X - X long shins Google Search crocs feet Google Search X - X squidward hentai Google Search - Private Done thirsty 💦 boys 😩😤😤

thirsty 💦 boys 😩😤😤

Monopoly, Game, and Indeed: Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Eccentric Millionaire: I've invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game... Me: (nodding) Knife Monopoly Eccentric Millionaire: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is The Most Dangerous Game Indeed

The Most Dangerous Game Indeed

Fishing, Private, and What: NO FISHING PRIVATE PROPERTY What a madlad

What a madlad

Facebook, Florida Man, and Florida: Florida Man Uses Private Plane to Draw Giant Radar Penis 95.6k Shoce on Facebook Sheon SHARES oa as and t P g Ah,I see you're a man of culture as well Truly amazing

Truly amazing

Gun, Private, and Step: Gun owner after i step on his private property COWABUNGA /IT IS Cowabunga

Cowabunga

Thank You, Indeed, and The View: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEW CANADA100 Thank you very much indeed

Thank you very much indeed

Facebook, Memes, and Business: Correct each other in private, defend each other in public, and keep personal business off of facebook. 💕💙

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Facebook, Business, and Personal: Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business off of Facebook. -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP ES

Animals, Dating, and Fire: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOWTO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER 1 Watch for the following .A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties .Obsession with fire or matches Cruelty to animals History of bed-wetting . Sexually abused as a child Middle-class background combined with loner . behavior Difficulty maintaining relationships An individual who exhibits more than three of these traits may be dangerous. 2 Trust your intuition. Your instinct is a powerful weapon. If something feels wrong, it probably is. Check him out officiallv Obtain his social security number and investigate him. Call the Federal Prison Locator Service (202-307- 3126) to determine if he was ever incarcerated. Many online companies can aid in financial reports or track- ing down previous addresses. You may also want to enlist the services of a private detective 24. dhapter I: defensive dating Axe murderers are usually Caucasian males in their rwenties and thirties. They frequently bebave cruelly toward animals and may also be obsessed with fire or matches novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

Animals, Dating, and Fire: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOWTO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER 1 Watch for the following .A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties .Obsession with fire or matches Cruelty to animals History of bed-wetting . Sexually abused as a child Middle-class background combined with loner . behavior Difficulty maintaining relationships An individual who exhibits more than three of these traits may be dangerous. 2 Trust your intuition. Your instinct is a powerful weapon. If something feels wrong, it probably is. Check him out officiallv Obtain his social security number and investigate him. Call the Federal Prison Locator Service (202-307- 3126) to determine if he was ever incarcerated. Many online companies can aid in financial reports or track- ing down previous addresses. You may also want to enlist the services of a private detective 24. dhapter I: defensive dating Axe murderers are usually Caucasian males in their rwenties and thirties. They frequently bebave cruelly toward animals and may also be obsessed with fire or matches novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

Access, Library, and Another: TWO TYPE OF PROGRAMMERS The method I wanted to use in F*ck it this library is private, I cannot access it. I'll try to find another "changes 'private' to 'public* way... Im more the second type of programmer, I fork an existing library and make my own changes

Im more the second type of programmer, I fork an existing library and make my own changes

Meme, Gun, and Private: Anyone *steps on private property for 0.005949 seconds* Gun owners: Gun owners meme

Gun owners meme

Funny, Memes, and Relatable: Your own private theater... #wattpad #random Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highes...

#wattpad #random Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it ...

Apparently, Tumblr, and Blog: @ 60% 19:25 ireblogwhatyousaynotto.tumblr.com you got hornswoggled Ireblog what you say not to. Seriously? Look up. That's all this blog is. Every post I reblog was found under the don't reblog tag, or some variation thereof. I don't tag anything. If you mention me in post, I will like and reblog it. Actually not bot. askedmefor askedmefor: Read More lexanlexout: IMPORTANT Please be careful posting anything personal and tagging it “don’t reblog” or “do not reblog” or any variation. Apparently this blog tracks that tag and will intentionally reblog your post. They reblogged a personal one of mine and I’m very uncomfortable; please watch what you tag. Tumblr is literally a public blog website, not your personal diary. If you don’t want somebody reblogging your posts then maybe don’t post them or private your blog.

lexanlexout: IMPORTANT Please be careful posting anything personal and tagging it “don’t reblog” or “do not reblog” or any variation. Appar...

Church, Catholic, and Private: ST.NICHOLAS CATHOLIC CHURCH SUSPECT YOUR SON MIGHT BE GAY? SCHEOULE A PRIVATE COUNSELING SESSION WITH THE PRIEST Very interesting

Very interesting

Blackpeopletwitter, Chef, and Jordan: Jordan Rice @JordanLRice Ireally hate to brag but I have a private chef that prepares my lunches. you LAT Found this on blackpeopletwitter but still very wholesome

Found this on blackpeopletwitter but still very wholesome

America, Progressive, and Bank: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Last week, we called the concentration camps at the border for what they are. In the week since: - Acting director of Customs & Border Patrol resigned - Bank of America announced they will stop financing for-profit immigrant detention & private prisons. Words matter. The Creative Progressive Collective

The Creative Progressive Collective

Future, Life, and Love: I hope that someday you find someone that gives you butterflies the moment you meet them. And that the first time you touch, it feels like electricity is running through your body. I hope that when you're with them, you never want to leave. I hope you are the first and last thing they think about every day. I hope you play it cool in front of people, but can't keep your hands off each other in private. I hope that when you give them your heart, they don't break it. I hope that the things they tell you aren't just things you want to hear, but things they want to say. I hope that you fit in their arms better than the last piece of a puzzle, and that you always feel safe when they hold you. I hope that when you fight, you fight hard, but that when you love, you love harder. I hope that once you find them, you can't picture your life without them. I hope that they take your breath away. I hope that, together, you create happiness. I hope that with them, you're not afraid of the future, but excited for it. I hope that, every day, they tell you how much they love you. I hope that when you find them, you realize it before it's too late. I hope that you take them and love them and never let them go. I hope you find it. I auren M. Smith RELATIONSHIP

America, Finance, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS Bank of America just announced that it will no longer finance private prisons and immigrant detention centers! Keep Resisting. American News X Keep up the pressure.

Keep up the pressure.

Low Key, Best, and Business: Nothing good ever comes from too many people knowing your business. Being private and low key is the best way to be.

Bernie Sanders, Bodies , and Children: Michael Malice Follow @michaelmalice public schools are literal prisons for children and the only time many people will ever encounter physical violence in their lives. Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders Charter schools are led by unaccountable, private bodies, and their growth has drained funding from the public school system. When we are in the White House we will ban for-profit charter schools. cnn.com/2019/05/17/pol Show this thread 9:23 PM - 17 May 2019 798 Retweets 3,280 Likes 1798 114 3.3K @michaelmalice May 17 Michael Malice Socialists regard your property as their property, but even more nefariously they regard your children as their property. 1 355 34 1.6K

Money, Hell, and Api: Rich people Poor people People who charge money for API keys for private use There is an extra hell for these people

There is an extra hell for these people

Good, Accounting, and Private: BChopz @beccaannebrown There is a really good looking guy in my accounting class and his insta was on private so I sent a follow request during class and he looked over at me then denied the request That must hurt.

That must hurt.

Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: t oh yea, hey. Retweeted CJAY @ayeeitscjay the older I get the more private l get. YALL AIN'T NOBODY TO PROVE SHIT TO. 11:00 PM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 7,946 Retweets 14.5K Likes t

Medicare, Medicine, and Private: Poster in chief @InternetHippo Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine

Food, Music, and School: mISs Ado ne too. miss Shrudel. me too, left the house 3 rouG ago N on boy! priey arpoet food (nnot bying That t look's good thoyh. ets get some! ovh s pretty out these Want to get fancy Vienexe Sachertorte fust? a Dont tempt me- ask-art-student-prussia: They’re in Vienna! gilbert and rod are gonna look at the venue (hint hint its a “palace”) and go to roderich’s old fancy music private school for..music things. theyre gonna being husbands soon.

ask-art-student-prussia: They’re in Vienna! gilbert and rod are gonna look at the venue (hint hint its a “palace”) and go to roderich’s ol...

9/11, Iphone, and News: ll Verizon LTE 9:11 AM 54% Tweet Donald J. Trump @realDonaldT... 3h Twitter should let the banned Conservative Voices back onto their platform, without restriction. It's called Freedom of Speech, remember. You are making a Giant Mistake! L219.3K 15.1K 64.8K Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski Replying to @realDonaldTrump You blocked me for saying Miracle Whip was more popular than you and I had to sue you to get unblocked... Let's slow down on "Freedom Of Speech" 5:50 AM 6/9/19. Twitter for iPhone 963 Retweets 7,289 Likes Tweet your reply thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain speech on its platform, ban any user it wants, and monitor the content users are sharing. Twitter banning you is not a violation of freedom of speech. I want to remind people that Trump has routinely attempted to demonize any media outlets that disagree with him and/or his inner circle. He has gone as far as attempting to have certain news outlets banned from his presidential press conferences. He has actively sought to suppress free speech in the USA…. but now he intends to invoke it because a private company refuses to provide a platform to nazis?

thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain spee...

Fire, Petty, and Run: Existential Comics @existentialcoms We think we have an open society because we can criticize our government, but the company we work for has far more impact on our lives, and if you criticize them publicly they will fire you. The private sphere is still run like a dictatorship, by thousands of petty tyrants 10/14/18, 1:56 PM nosvertu:

nosvertu:

Dank, Omg, and Videos: When you can't be bothered to say it's private Photo Unavailable This photo is hidden because @pubity has a private account. Follow @pubity to see their photos and videos. Hahahahahahahahaha Photo Unavailable This photo is hidden because @pubity has a private account. Follow @pubity to see their photos and videos. Omg O Message... Me: Fine, keep your secrets

Me: Fine, keep your secrets

College, Memes, and Run: Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Microsoft, Satan, and Github: DEVELOPERS TO MICROSOFT ATFER GIVING UNLIMITED PRIVATE REPOSITORIES ON GITHUB-CIRCA 2018 Thanks, Satan Well, Thanks

Well, Thanks

0 to 100, Dank, and Hungry: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" I'm so hungry I could eat a small child I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. 0 to 100 real quick.

0 to 100 real quick.

Minecraft, Girl, and Good: r/teenagers u/Fjordlor 3h 13 To the girl I played Minecraft with yesterday Social D Discussion I met vou on the discord server and I liked vour voice so when you joined a different vc I joined too. I would have never expected you to go into a private call with me You saying, that you liked my voice was really flattering because l don't get many compliments. l really lIked listening to your stories and when you invited me to the pretty private Minecraft server you plaved on I reallv knew that you were a nice and generous person If you read this, which I hope you don't because you should be sleeping, good luck with your marching camp in lreland 1.8k 102 Award Share A wholesome post from r/teenagers

A wholesome post from r/teenagers

Hungry, Sorry, and Good: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" I'm so hungry I could eat a small child I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. Source: shewillfeatdrake Spaget

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