✅ 25+ Best Memes About Private

Medicare, Medicine, and Private: Poster in chief @InternetHippo Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine

Food, Music, and School: mISs Ado ne too. miss Shrudel. me too, left the house 3 rouG ago N on boy! priey arpoet food (nnot bying That t look's good thoyh. ets get some! ovh s pretty out these Want to get fancy Vienexe Sachertorte fust? a Dont tempt me- ask-art-student-prussia: They’re in Vienna! gilbert and rod are gonna look at the venue (hint hint its a “palace”) and go to roderich’s old fancy music private school for..music things. theyre gonna being husbands soon.

ask-art-student-prussia: They’re in Vienna! gilbert and rod are gonna look at the venue (hint hint its a “palace”) and go to roderich’s ol...

9/11, Iphone, and News: ll Verizon LTE 9:11 AM 54% Tweet Donald J. Trump @realDonaldT... 3h Twitter should let the banned Conservative Voices back onto their platform, without restriction. It's called Freedom of Speech, remember. You are making a Giant Mistake! L219.3K 15.1K 64.8K Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski Replying to @realDonaldTrump You blocked me for saying Miracle Whip was more popular than you and I had to sue you to get unblocked... Let's slow down on "Freedom Of Speech" 5:50 AM 6/9/19. Twitter for iPhone 963 Retweets 7,289 Likes Tweet your reply thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain speech on its platform, ban any user it wants, and monitor the content users are sharing. Twitter banning you is not a violation of freedom of speech. I want to remind people that Trump has routinely attempted to demonize any media outlets that disagree with him and/or his inner circle. He has gone as far as attempting to have certain news outlets banned from his presidential press conferences. He has actively sought to suppress free speech in the USA…. but now he intends to invoke it because a private company refuses to provide a platform to nazis?

thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain spee...

Fire, Petty, and Run: Existential Comics @existentialcoms We think we have an open society because we can criticize our government, but the company we work for has far more impact on our lives, and if you criticize them publicly they will fire you. The private sphere is still run like a dictatorship, by thousands of petty tyrants 10/14/18, 1:56 PM nosvertu:

nosvertu:

Dank, Omg, and Videos: When you can't be bothered to say it's private Photo Unavailable This photo is hidden because @pubity has a private account. Follow @pubity to see their photos and videos. Hahahahahahahahaha Photo Unavailable This photo is hidden because @pubity has a private account. Follow @pubity to see their photos and videos. Omg O Message... Me: Fine, keep your secrets

Me: Fine, keep your secrets

College, Memes, and Run: Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Former D-II player (Jordan Stevens) shows up AGAIN to a private D1 college run and destroys everyone! 😳 https://t.co/7yxp8SvUjp

Microsoft, Satan, and Github: DEVELOPERS TO MICROSOFT ATFER GIVING UNLIMITED PRIVATE REPOSITORIES ON GITHUB-CIRCA 2018 Thanks, Satan Well, Thanks

Well, Thanks

0 to 100, Dank, and Hungry: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" I'm so hungry I could eat a small child I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. 0 to 100 real quick.

0 to 100 real quick.

Minecraft, Girl, and Good: r/teenagers u/Fjordlor 3h 13 To the girl I played Minecraft with yesterday Social D Discussion I met vou on the discord server and I liked vour voice so when you joined a different vc I joined too. I would have never expected you to go into a private call with me You saying, that you liked my voice was really flattering because l don't get many compliments. l really lIked listening to your stories and when you invited me to the pretty private Minecraft server you plaved on I reallv knew that you were a nice and generous person If you read this, which I hope you don't because you should be sleeping, good luck with your marching camp in lreland 1.8k 102 Award Share A wholesome post from r/teenagers

A wholesome post from r/teenagers

Hungry, Sorry, and Good: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" I'm so hungry I could eat a small child I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. Source: shewillfeatdrake Spaget

Spaget

Minecraft, Girl, and Good: r/teenagers u/Fjordlor 3h 13 To the girl I played Minecraft with yesterday Social D Discussion I met vou on the discord server and I liked vour voice so when you joined a different vc I joined too. I would have never expected you to go into a private call with me You saying, that you liked my voice was really flattering because l don't get many compliments. l really lIked listening to your stories and when you invited me to the pretty private Minecraft server you plaved on I reallv knew that you were a nice and generous person If you read this, which I hope you don't because you should be sleeping, good luck with your marching camp in lreland 1.8k 102 Award Share A wholesome post from r/teenagers

A wholesome post from r/teenagers

Dank, Life, and Memes: To the asshole who put mustard packets under the toilet rim. Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse. Somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers I realized that this injustice cannot go unsettled. For the rest of your life in your most private moments know that I, the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence. I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life Hes coming for me by meme76101 MORE MEMES

Hes coming for me by meme76101 MORE MEMES

Social Media, Best, and Never: Some of the best moments are never captured by cameras and are not posted in any social media platforms. They are kept in private and are cherished together witlh the best people.

Facts, Life, and Love: Three things to keep private: 1. Love life 2. Income 3, Next move Facts or nah?👇🤔

Facts or nah?👇🤔

Dank, Life, and Failure: OFAR "From success, you learn absolutely nothing. From failure and setbacks conclusions can be drawn. That goes for your private life as well as your career." Niki Lauda (1949-2019) Niki Lauda lived a remarkable life.

Niki Lauda lived a remarkable life.

Disappointed, Family, and Life: 34 34 Giannis after Game 3 (12 PTS, 8 TO): “What I have done in my life so far ... put my brothers in private schools, taking care of family in Nigeria and Greece. Disappointed in a game? I’d be disappointed in myself if I was disappointed.” (via Malika Andrews)

Giannis after Game 3 (12 PTS, 8 TO): “What I have done in my life so far ... put my brothers in private schools, taking care of family in N...

Enterprise, Java, and Private: public class Person t private David david; () { public David getDavid return david; David Getter David Getter – Java Enterprise Professional

David Getter – Java Enterprise Professional

Job Interview, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Job: f。画 )/LaughingColours PRIVATE JOB INTERVIEW TELL ME YOUR STRENGTH? NAA SAMMAAN KA MOH, NAA APMAAN KA BHAYE SALARY DISCUSS KAR LEIN?

Gta V, Mediocre, and Sorry: private int hread, private int bacon package java.cappuccino, irport java.shot.milk.foam; public class Breakfast extends Meal f private double espresso public void sandwich () f bread = 2; ava.upaa℃e( ) bacon2 return bread + bacon COFFEESH0 P This probably doesnt entirely fit, but I found this at a coffee shop in GTA V (sorry for the mediocre quality)

This probably doesnt entirely fit, but I found this at a coffee shop in GTA V (sorry for the mediocre quality)

The View, Yes, and Private: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEW CANADAT100

Dank, Memes, and Target: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEw CANADA 100 Canadians are so nice by Sirbaconbagel MORE MEMES

Canadians are so nice by Sirbaconbagel MORE MEMES

Canada, The View, and Nice: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEw CANADA 100 Canadians are so nice

Canadians are so nice

God, The View, and Yes: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEW CANADAT100 God dammit

God dammit

Advice, Goals, and Tumblr: Maja @ThatsMe_Moca PSA Announcement Graduating HighSchool isn't ar Achievement That Is a Standard. If you think otherwise Higher your goals. 1/8/17, 1:09 AM 582 RETWEETS 804 LIKES @The_Prototype High schoolers: Don't take advice from someone who doesn't know that the A in PSA already stands for announcement. twitter.com/ thatsme_moca/s. This Tweet is unavailable 1/8/17, 12:59 PM 34.9K RETWEETS 54.5K LIKES christel-thoughts: She made her account private after this So we’re just going to ignore “higher your goals” then?

christel-thoughts: She made her account private after this So we’re just going to ignore “higher your goals” then?

Instagram, Selena Gomez, and Selena: TIME @TIME TIME Selena Gomez just switched her Instagram settings to private DAN MEMI Walt @WaltD336 There's a slave trade going on in Libya. One day Ill get top post. It might take a long time but Ill wait.

One day Ill get top post. It might take a long time but Ill wait.

Life, Personal, and Private: I keep my personal life private so don't think you know me. You only know what I allow you to know.

Africa, Bitch, and Cats: Nassim B. 4 months ago I had a cat that used to sleep with me, and once she had given birth to 4 kittens, she brought them to me at night to bed, so I got scared to smash them by accident and went to sleep downstairs in the living room, after 10 mins she comes to sleep with me, then goes upstairs and bring her kittens one by one. can we call that trust? Reply 5201 nitethekitten: flowercrownsnstuff: awanderingpig: claricechiarasorcha: meggannn: how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself. Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going??? A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside. One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door. Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy. I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong. Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.

nitethekitten: flowercrownsnstuff: awanderingpig: claricechiarasorcha: meggannn: how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh I once stayed ...

Life, Target, and Tumblr: "I was holding Imv girlfriend'sl hand, and I realized that I have twooptions: I can let go ofher hand and, when asked about it, I can say that my private life is my private life. OrI could not let go and own it." -AMBER HEARD @FEMESTELLA femestella:Amber Heard: Staying in the Closet Would Have Been Admitting My Sexuality Was Wrong

femestella:Amber Heard: Staying in the Closet Would Have Been Admitting My Sexuality Was Wrong

Good, MeIRL, and Accounting: BChopz @beccaannebrown There is a really good looking guy in my accounting class and his insta was on private so l sent a follow request during class and he looked over at me then denied the request meirl

meirl

Good, Time, and Accounting: BChopz @beccaannebrown There is a really good looking guy in my accounting class and his insta was on private so I sent a follow request during class and he looked over at me then denied the request Time to drop that class

Time to drop that class

Arkansas, Nice, and Single: In a private cemetery in small-town Arkansas, a woman single-handedly buried and gave funerals to more than 40 gay men during the height of the AIDS epidemic, when their families wouldn't claim them Damn that’s nice

Damn that’s nice

Dank, Energy, and Iphone: 21 @1Hakz public disrespect and private apologies don't mix, keep that same energy. 10:48 AM. 5/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 16.4K Retweets 31.4K Likes they don’t mix. by Kill3rInstinct MORE MEMES

they don’t mix. by Kill3rInstinct MORE MEMES

Mother's Day, Solar System, and Mothers: mother's day coming up and i still cant afford to buy her a private island and the solar system Real sh*t.. 😩🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/SS7vEzGqyB

Real sh*t.. 😩🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/SS7vEzGqyB

Dreams, Private, and Myths: DREAMS ARE PRIVATE MYTHS

Be Like, Java, and Python: A Python programmer attempting Jav:a import java.util.* 1 2 3 4 public class SymbolSet private String symbols private int numChars private Random rgen 7 8 9 10 SymbolSet() StringBuilder sbnew StringBuilder() for (char ch = '\u0020'; ch <= '\u007E' ; ch++) sb.append(ch) (char ch sb.append(ch) for '\u00A1"; ch <'\u00AC; ch++) 13 symbols = sb.tostring() numChars symbols.length() rgen new Randon() 15 17 18 19 20 21 public char get(int index) index modulus (index) return symbols.charAt(index) public char getRandonChar) return symbols.charAt(rgen.nextInt(numChars) 1) 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 private int nodulus(int num) int result num while (result 0) while (result nunChars) return result result numChars result numChars Python programmers be like

$Be Like, Java, and Python: A Python programmer attempting Jav:a import java.util.* 1 2 3 4 public class SymbolSet private String symbols private int numChars private Random rgen 7 8 9 10 SymbolSet() StringBuilder sbnew StringBuilder() for (char ch = '\u0020'; ch <= '\u007E' ; ch++) sb.append(ch) (char ch sb.append(ch) for '\u00A1"; ch <'\u00AC; ch++) 13 symbols = sb.tostring() numChars symbols.length() rgen new Randon() 15 17 18 19 20 21 public char get(int index) index modulus (index) return symbols.charAt(index) public char getRandonChar) return symbols.charAt(rgen.nextInt(numChars) 1) 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 private int nodulus(int num) int result num while (result 0) while (result nunChars) return result result numChars result numChars Python programmers be like$