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Animals, Apparently, and Bad: THE DAIRY INDUSTRY WANTS TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR PLANT BASED MILK LABELS TO USE THE WORD MILK. COW'S MILK CASHEW MILK ALMOND MILK THEY SAY THEY WANT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING. OKAY, LETS DO THAT PLANTBASEDNEWS.ORG ORIGINAL SOURCE: MILK HURTS PBN thebluehue22: dairyisntscary: champawattigress: agro-carnist: sebbysheepie: I fully agree with giving nut milks a new name. Because they can be confused with dairy milk and for those of us with nut allergies it could be deadly over those that just have lactose intolerance and have a bad stomachache. However making a label showing you killing a cow don’t make sense as dairy wouldn’t be giving milk if they where shot.. mind you if your trying to say that dairy is evil then you should also point out the issues with the nut milks as well. A large poison symbol perhaps for those of us that it would kill. Or the “may cause cancer” on the fortified ones. Apparently when you shoot a calf in the head, milk comes out instead of blood and brain matter. Who knew? So, should we also change the cashew milk bottles pic so that it better represents the atrocious conditions of the workers who have to shell each nut by hand? Maybe a cigarette box style image of their mangled blistered palms? Or just some text to let people know that these people (mostly women) are often paid as little as two pounds a day for their labour? Or are y’all just totally transparent about how little of a shit you give about people nowadays? MoSt cAsHewS sRe fEd tO liVesToCk dOnTcHa kNow vegans only care about animals, not the horrible conditions HUMAN WORKERS ARE PUT THROUGH. A lot of them are also really shit at caring about animals if we’re being honest.
Animals, Apparently, and Bad: THE DAIRY INDUSTRY WANTS TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR
 PLANT BASED MILK LABELS TO USE THE WORD MILK.
 COW'S
 MILK
 CASHEW
 MILK
 ALMOND
 MILK
 THEY SAY THEY WANT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING.
 OKAY, LETS DO THAT
 PLANTBASEDNEWS.ORG
 ORIGINAL SOURCE: MILK HURTS
 PBN
thebluehue22:

dairyisntscary:
champawattigress:

agro-carnist:

sebbysheepie:

I fully agree with giving nut milks a new name. Because they can be confused with dairy milk and for those of us with nut allergies it could be deadly over those that just have lactose intolerance and have a bad stomachache. However making a label showing you killing a cow don’t make sense as dairy wouldn’t be giving milk if they where shot.. mind you if your trying to say that dairy is evil then you should also point out the issues with the nut milks as well. A large poison symbol perhaps for those of us that it would kill. Or the “may cause cancer” on the fortified ones. 

Apparently when you shoot a calf in the head, milk comes out instead of blood and brain matter. Who knew?

So, should we also change the cashew milk bottles pic so that it better represents the atrocious conditions of the workers who have to shell each nut by hand? Maybe a cigarette box style image of their mangled blistered palms? Or just some text to let people know that these people (mostly women) are often paid as little as two pounds a day for their labour?
Or are y’all just totally transparent about how little of a shit you give about people nowadays?

MoSt cAsHewS sRe fEd tO liVesToCk dOnTcHa kNow

vegans only care about animals, not the horrible conditions HUMAN WORKERS ARE PUT THROUGH.

A lot of them are also really shit at caring about animals if we’re being honest.

thebluehue22: dairyisntscary: champawattigress: agro-carnist: sebbysheepie: I fully agree with giving nut milks a new name. Because they...

Apparently, Drinking, and Gif: Sam Cristoforetti Follow @AstroSamantha "There's coffee in that nebula"... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon RETWEETS FAVORITES 7,490 9,213 pepoluan: sourcedumal: tockthewatchdog: prokopetz: lilium-m: rainbowbarnacle: devilishkurumi: European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, the first Italian woman in space, took a moment to celebrate Captain Janeway at around 250 miles above Earth. (CNET) (twitter) i bet someone else has already posted this by now but i thought it was really cool bc now we officially have had a cosplay selfie in space lmao also apparently this marks the first time a star trek uniform’s actually been worn in space i heard??? which is also awesome She did it again today! Also, in the picture she’s drinking coffee brewed with an espresso machine specifically engineered to work on the International Space Station - the ISSpresso (made in Italy!). The most amusing thing about this is that, at current launch prices, it costs in the neighbourhood of $4000 per pound to send stuff to the International Space Station. Eyeballing that uniform’s weight at about two pounds, this means that before Ms. Cristoforetti could take cosplay selfies on the ISS, she first had to propose to her nation’s space agency, with a straight face, that they should approve an extra eight grand to send that uniform up there with her in the first place - and that they agreed that this was, in fact, an appropriate use of their funding. Neeeeeeeerds. MY PEOPLE  This is awesome. I love Nerds in Space. All praise to Ms. Cristoforetti for making the dream come true.
Apparently, Drinking, and Gif: Sam Cristoforetti
 Follow
 @AstroSamantha
 "There's coffee in that nebula"... ehm, I
 mean... in that #Dragon
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sourcedumal:

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rainbowbarnacle:

devilishkurumi:

European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, the first 
Italian woman in space, took a moment to celebrate Captain Janeway at 
around 250 miles above Earth. (CNET) (twitter)
i bet someone else has already posted this by now but i thought it was really cool bc now we officially have had a cosplay selfie in space lmao
also apparently this marks the first time a star trek uniform’s actually been worn in space i heard??? which is also awesome



She did it again today! Also, in the picture she’s drinking coffee brewed with an espresso machine specifically engineered to work on the International Space Station - the ISSpresso (made in Italy!).



The most amusing thing about this is that, at current launch prices, it costs in the neighbourhood of $4000 per pound to send stuff to the International Space Station. Eyeballing that uniform’s weight at about two pounds, this means that before Ms. Cristoforetti could take cosplay selfies on the ISS, she first had to propose to her nation’s space agency, with a straight face, that they should approve an extra eight grand to send that uniform up there with her in the first place - and that they agreed that this was, in fact, an appropriate use of their funding.
Neeeeeeeerds.

MY PEOPLE 

This is awesome.

I love Nerds in Space.
All praise to Ms. Cristoforetti for making the dream come true.

pepoluan: sourcedumal: tockthewatchdog: prokopetz: lilium-m: rainbowbarnacle: devilishkurumi: European Space Agency astronaut Samantha...

Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually
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Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
calcifina:
theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually

calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a c...

Ass, Bitch, and Bodies : @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg dumbass-bitch-disease: calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually IS SHE SINGLE?AND GAY?
nsfw
Ass, Bitch, and Bodies : @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
dumbass-bitch-disease:

calcifina:

theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually




IS SHE SINGLE?AND GAY?

dumbass-bitch-disease: calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you wan...

Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+ co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet tashae @nstaylor If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini isn't for you 8/14/14, 12:48 PM oo Verizon 13 % 12:24 AM Tweet Stephanie @stephaniebutton Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+ pounds. Thanks 5/26/14, 12:08 PM @ 6 %D co Verizon LTE 12:02 AM Tweet Lizajane @BarrettCarson If your over 200 pounds please don't wear a bikini 8/6/14, 10:31 PM Tweet 1Cσσειε 1 @kvllcashh You over 200 pounds and got the audacity to wear a crop top. 8/27/15, 10:35 PM 2 LIKES 5 % + oo Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet audra @Audra myers1 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a crop top. You CANNOT pull it off. 5% + co Verizon LTE 12:00 AM Tweet cassidy bent @Cassidybent12 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds you shouldn't be wearing a crop top.. 7/26/14, 1:23 PM Tweet Tee Bozz @woahitsteebozz Attention all girls over 200 pounds: please do yourself and all of us a favor and throw the booty shorts in the garbage. Gross 10 % D+ oo Verizon 12:21 AM Tweet BreAnna DO @QDiva6 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty shorts while being 200+ pounds. #sorrynotsorr 4 % D+ co Verizon LTE 11:58 PM Tweet BB @BiancaaaBitch Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you should not be posting selfies of you in your booty shorts. #JusSayin @ 3 %D oo Verizon LTE 11:55 PM Tweet Sheezus @Shaywop If you weigh more than 200 pounds PLEASE dont wear leggings in public 3/21/13, 5:55 PM 4 % + oo Verizon LTE 11:57 PM Tweet b9 @xomgvickyy If ur over 200 pounds don't wear leggings 12/23/14, 6:35 PM co Verizon 10 %D 12:20 AM Tweet Linzie Fuechtmann @NillaWafer If you're over 200 pounds I would highly recommend you to never wear leggings omg calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself. More like this on @this-is-life-actually
nsfw
Ass, Bodies , and Booty: @ 5 %D+
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 tashae
 @nstaylor
 If you're 200 pounds, maybe a bikini
 isn't for you
 8/14/14, 12:48 PM
 oo Verizon
 13 %
 12:24 AM
 Tweet
 Stephanie
 @stephaniebutton
 Please don't wear a bikini if you're 200+
 pounds. Thanks
 5/26/14, 12:08 PM
 @ 6 %D
 co Verizon LTE
 12:02 AM
 Tweet
 Lizajane
 @BarrettCarson
 If your over 200 pounds please don't
 wear a bikini
 8/6/14, 10:31 PM

 Tweet
 1Cσσειε 1
 @kvllcashh
 You over 200 pounds and got the
 audacity to wear a crop top.
 8/27/15, 10:35 PM
 2 LIKES
 5 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 audra
 @Audra myers1
 Sorry but if your over 200 pounds you
 shouldn't be trying to fit your fat ass in a
 crop top. You CANNOT pull it off.
 5% +
 co Verizon LTE
 12:00 AM
 Tweet
 cassidy bent
 @Cassidybent12
 I'm sorry but if you're like 200 pounds
 you shouldn't be wearing a crop top..
 7/26/14, 1:23 PM

 Tweet
 Tee Bozz
 @woahitsteebozz
 Attention all girls over 200 pounds:
 please do yourself and all of us a favor
 and throw the booty shorts in the
 garbage. Gross
 10 % D+
 oo Verizon
 12:21 AM
 Tweet
 BreAnna DO
 @QDiva6
 It is NOT acceptable to wear booty
 shorts while being 200+ pounds.
 #sorrynotsorr
 4 % D+
 co Verizon LTE
 11:58 PM
 Tweet
 BB
 @BiancaaaBitch
 Okay if you weigh over 200 Pounds you
 should not be posting selfies of you in
 your booty shorts. #JusSayin

 @ 3 %D
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:55 PM
 Tweet
 Sheezus
 @Shaywop
 If you weigh more than 200 pounds
 PLEASE dont wear leggings in public
 3/21/13, 5:55 PM
 4 % +
 oo Verizon LTE
 11:57 PM
 Tweet
 b9
 @xomgvickyy
 If ur over 200 pounds don't wear
 leggings
 12/23/14, 6:35 PM
 co Verizon
 10 %D
 12:20 AM
 Tweet
 Linzie Fuechtmann
 @NillaWafer
 If you're over 200 pounds I would highly
 recommend you to never wear leggings
 omg
calcifina:

theslaybymic:


This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.


More like this on @this-is-life-actually

calcifina: theslaybymic: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a ...

Birthday, Douchebag, and Dude: dex ORIGINAL NOV Windex the Bean 15 726. 2113 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it NOV 13 726. 2113 Paint Thinner Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They Paint It Black So We Can Windex NOV 13 debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.  You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuck  Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :)
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the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)

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