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News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya @ShakExcellence The prophecy has been fulfilled WSVN 7 News @wsvn 19h Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida wsvn.com/news/local/fiv... FIVE QUYS Stuart POLICE 1701

News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701

News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701

Blackpeopletwitter, News, and Police: Dreamcast De La Hoya @ShakExcellence The prophecy has been fulfilled WSVN 7 News @wsvn 19h Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida wsvn.com/news/local/fiv... FIVE QUYS Stuart POLICE 1701 Chaos will ensue (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, News, and Police: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, News, and Police: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Chaos will ensue (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dank, Memes, and News: Dreamcast De La Hoya @ShakExcellence The prophecy has been fulfilled WSVN 7 News @wsvn 19h Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida wsvn.com/news/local/fiv... FIVE QUYS Stuart POLICE 1701 Chaos will ensue by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and News: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue by Scaulbylausis
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and News: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue by Scaulbylausis
MORE MEMES

Chaos will ensue by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya @ShakExcellence The prophecy has been fulfilled WSVN 7 News @wsvn 19h Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida wsvn.com/news/local/fiv... FIVE QUYS Stuart POLICE 1701 Chaos will ensue

News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue

News, Police, and Florida: Dreamcast De La Hoya
@ShakExcellence
The prophecy has been fulfilled
WSVN 7 News
@wsvn 19h
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
restaurant in Florida
wsvn.com/news/local/fiv...
FIVE QUYS
Stuart
POLICE
1701
Chaos will ensue

Chaos will ensue

Dank, Police, and Death: LD POLICE LAD ERS Six teenagers found themselves in a near-death situation after a heavy storm hit when they were inside a storm drain.

Dank, Police, and Death: LD POLICE
LAD
ERS
Six teenagers found themselves in a near-death situation after a heavy storm hit when they were inside a storm drain.

Dank, Police, and Death: LD POLICE
LAD
ERS
Six teenagers found themselves in a near-death situation after a heavy storm hit when they were inside a storm drain.

Six teenagers found themselves in a near-death situation after a heavy storm hit when they were inside a storm drain.

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl @lickingyagirl Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The police get here & ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd you buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS! 11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone . Outstanding move Uno Reverse Card by shantanu011 MORE MEMES

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
.
Outstanding move
Uno Reverse Card by shantanu011
MORE MEMES

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
.
Outstanding move
Uno Reverse Card by shantanu011
MORE MEMES

Uno Reverse Card by shantanu011 MORE MEMES

Dank, Police, and Bible: LAD BIBLE NEED FOR SPEED UK EDITION" enc @2NCS That's one way to escape the police... 😱🚨

Dank, Police, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
NEED FOR SPEED UK EDITION"
enc
@2NCS
That's one way to escape the police... 😱🚨

Dank, Police, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
NEED FOR SPEED UK EDITION"
enc
@2NCS
That's one way to escape the police... 😱🚨

That's one way to escape the police... 😱🚨

Police, Dog, and Police Dog: 警犬 POLICE DOG

Police, Dog, and Police Dog: 警犬
POLICE DOG

Books, Police, and Hope: University bookstore worker stole $20,000 worth of textbooks, police say buff.ly/2kzQNOt OH MAN I HOPE THEY RECOVERED BOTH OF THE BOOKS

Books, Police, and Hope: University bookstore worker stole
$20,000 worth of textbooks, police
say buff.ly/2kzQNOt
OH MAN I HOPE THEY RECOVERED
BOTH OF THE BOOKS

Books, Police, and Hope: University bookstore worker stole
$20,000 worth of textbooks, police
say buff.ly/2kzQNOt
OH MAN I HOPE THEY RECOVERED
BOTH OF THE BOOKS

Police, Girl, and Her: Girl graduating from Kindergarden but her father was unable to attend the graduation because he died 3 days ago in a police operation/mission. so every police from her father's department came to the graduation on behalf of her father Sweet gestures from this police department

Police, Girl, and Her: Girl graduating from Kindergarden
but her father was unable to
attend the graduation because he
died 3 days ago in a police
operation/mission. so every police
from her father's department
came to the graduation on
behalf of her father

Sweet gestures from this police department

Police, Girl, and Her: Girl graduating from Kindergarden
but her father was unable to
attend the graduation because he
died 3 days ago in a police
operation/mission. so every police
from her father's department
came to the graduation on
behalf of her father

Sweet gestures from this police department

Sweet gestures from this police department

Books, Dank, and Fucking: IFLScience @IFLScience 3h In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9- FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to leave a segregated library without letting him check out his books. He went on to become an astronaut and died aboard Challenger. The library that refused to lend him books is now named after him. 4 128 456 Lemu. @Imckr Replying to @IFLScience I want this to be a feel good story, but its not. AUTICS AND A True American Hero by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Books, Dank, and Fucking: IFLScience
@IFLScience 3h
In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9-
FUCKING LOVE
SCIENCE
r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to
leave a segregated library without letting
him check out his books.
He went on to become an astronaut and
died aboard Challenger. The library that
refused to lend him books is now named
after him.
4
128
456
Lemu.
@Imckr
Replying to @IFLScience
I want this to be a feel good story, but
its not.
AUTICS AND
A True American Hero by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

Books, Dank, and Fucking: IFLScience
@IFLScience 3h
In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9-
FUCKING LOVE
SCIENCE
r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to
leave a segregated library without letting
him check out his books.
He went on to become an astronaut and
died aboard Challenger. The library that
refused to lend him books is now named
after him.
4
128
456
Lemu.
@Imckr
Replying to @IFLScience
I want this to be a feel good story, but
its not.
AUTICS AND
A True American Hero by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

A True American Hero by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Books, Fucking, and Love: IFLScience @IFLScience 3h In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9- FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to leave a segregated library without letting him check out his books. He went on to become an astronaut and died aboard Challenger. The library that refused to lend him books is now named after him. 4 128 456 Lemu. @Imckr Replying to @IFLScience I want this to be a feel good story, but its not. AUTICS AND A True American Hero

Books, Fucking, and Love: IFLScience
@IFLScience 3h
In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9-
FUCKING LOVE
SCIENCE
r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to
leave a segregated library without letting
him check out his books.
He went on to become an astronaut and
died aboard Challenger. The library that
refused to lend him books is now named
after him.
4
128
456
Lemu.
@Imckr
Replying to @IFLScience
I want this to be a feel good story, but
its not.
AUTICS AND
A True American Hero

Books, Fucking, and Love: IFLScience
@IFLScience 3h
In 1959 a librarian called the police on 9-
FUCKING LOVE
SCIENCE
r-old Ronald McNair after he refused to
leave a segregated library without letting
him check out his books.
He went on to become an astronaut and
died aboard Challenger. The library that
refused to lend him books is now named
after him.
4
128
456
Lemu.
@Imckr
Replying to @IFLScience
I want this to be a feel good story, but
its not.
AUTICS AND
A True American Hero

A True American Hero

Police, Arts, and The Police: DISORDERLY Oct. 1 A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center at 11 p.m. caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived but were not able to find any of the students. SNEAK 100 Mission Accomplished

Police, Arts, and The Police: DISORDERLY
Oct. 1 A group of students
playing hide and seek in the
Harris Fine Arts Center at 11
p.m. caused a faculty member
to call the University Police.
The police arrived but were
not able to find any of the
students.
SNEAK 100
Mission Accomplished

Police, Arts, and The Police: DISORDERLY
Oct. 1 A group of students
playing hide and seek in the
Harris Fine Arts Center at 11
p.m. caused a faculty member
to call the University Police.
The police arrived but were
not able to find any of the
students.
SNEAK 100
Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished

Dank, Definitely, and Love: Ross LeBeau of Texas was arrested in early December for possession of what police thought was half a pound of meth in LeBeau's vehicle. The "meth," it turns out, was actually kitty litter LeBeau was using to reduce fog on his windows. I love his mug shot. Definitely a face that says "I can't wait till you idiots have to apologize to me." credit: reddit

Dank, Definitely, and Love: Ross LeBeau of Texas was arrested in early
December for possession of what police thought
was half a pound of meth in LeBeau's vehicle.
The "meth," it turns out, was actually kitty litter
LeBeau was using to reduce fog on his windows.
I love his mug shot. Definitely a face that says "I
can't wait till you idiots have to apologize to me."
credit: reddit

Dank, Definitely, and Love: Ross LeBeau of Texas was arrested in early
December for possession of what police thought
was half a pound of meth in LeBeau's vehicle.
The "meth," it turns out, was actually kitty litter
LeBeau was using to reduce fog on his windows.
I love his mug shot. Definitely a face that says "I
can't wait till you idiots have to apologize to me."
credit: reddit

credit: reddit

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl @lickingyagirl Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The police get here & ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd you buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS! 11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone Modern problems require modern solutions Classic UNO turnaround by shantanu011 MORE MEMES

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
Modern problems require modern solutions
Classic UNO turnaround by shantanu011
MORE MEMES

Ass, Bitch, and Dank: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
Modern problems require modern solutions
Classic UNO turnaround by shantanu011
MORE MEMES

Classic UNO turnaround by shantanu011 MORE MEMES

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl @lickingyagirl Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The police get here & ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd you buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS! 11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone Modern problems require modern solutions Classic UNO turnaround

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
Modern problems require modern solutions
Classic UNO turnaround

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
Modern problems require modern solutions
Classic UNO turnaround

Classic UNO turnaround

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl @lickingyagirl LL Soo0, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The police get here & ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd you buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS! 11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone The tables have been turned

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
LL
Soo0, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
The tables have been turned

Ass, Bitch, and Iphone: IG: lickingyagirl
@lickingyagirl
LL
Soo0, my bitch ass neighbor called the
police cuz I was smoking on the porch. The
police get here & ask where the weed at, I
said I smoked it all. They said where'd you
buy it, I said from the neighbor
now they at his house.... FUCKIN ASSHOLE
LEARN TO MIND YO BUSINESS!
11:34 AM 7/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
The tables have been turned

The tables have been turned

Memes, Money, and Police: Industries lobbying against legal marijuana - Alcohol Tobacco Big pharma* Police unions Private prisons Prison guard unions The same ones that stand to lose money. It's almost like the whole drug war is just a profit generating scam.

Memes, Money, and Police: Industries lobbying against legal
marijuana -
Alcohol
Tobacco
Big pharma*
Police unions
Private prisons
Prison guard unions
The same ones that stand to lose
money.
It's almost like the whole drug war is
just a profit generating scam.

Memes, Money, and Police: Industries lobbying against legal
marijuana -
Alcohol
Tobacco
Big pharma*
Police unions
Private prisons
Prison guard unions
The same ones that stand to lose
money.
It's almost like the whole drug war is
just a profit generating scam.

Adobe, Lol, and Police: (7 secret police "plainclothes officer" a-russian-spy-whale: wow this really took me like ten minutes now that i have a 7-day adobe trial and a huawei laptop thanks to my husband lol

Adobe, Lol, and Police: (7
secret police
"plainclothes
officer"
a-russian-spy-whale:
wow this really took me like ten minutes now that i have a 7-day adobe trial and a huawei laptop thanks to my husband lol

Adobe, Lol, and Police: (7
secret police
"plainclothes
officer"
a-russian-spy-whale:
wow this really took me like ten minutes now that i have a 7-day adobe trial and a huawei laptop thanks to my husband lol

a-russian-spy-whale: wow this really took me like ten minutes now that i have a 7-day adobe trial and a huawei laptop thanks to my husband l...

Blackpeopletwitter, Drugs, and Iphone: AIN Bri Malandro YEE-HAW BICH? @BriMalandro yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics ALL AL.com @aldotcom 22h Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama 'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q 1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone ST If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Drugs, and Iphone: AIN
Bri Malandro
YEE-HAW
BICH?
@BriMalandro
yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics
ALL AL.com
@aldotcom 22h
Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama
'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q
1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
ST
If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Drugs, and Iphone: AIN
Bri Malandro
YEE-HAW
BICH?
@BriMalandro
yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics
ALL AL.com
@aldotcom 22h
Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama
'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q
1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
ST
If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drugs, Iphone, and Police: AIN Bri Malandro YEE-HAW BICH? @BriMalandro yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics ALL AL.com @aldotcom 22h Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama 'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q 1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone ST If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style.

Drugs, Iphone, and Police: AIN
Bri Malandro
YEE-HAW
BICH?
@BriMalandro
yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics
ALL AL.com
@aldotcom 22h
Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama
'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q
1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
ST
If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style.

Drugs, Iphone, and Police: AIN
Bri Malandro
YEE-HAW
BICH?
@BriMalandro
yessss apocalypse, give me theatrics
ALL AL.com
@aldotcom 22h
Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama
'meth-gators' trib.al/C2urw7Q
1:51 PM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
ST
If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style.

If were gonna apocalypse, we might as well apocalypse with style.

Black Lives Matter, Head, and LinkedIn: Femestella F @femestella Update: The officers who brutally slammed 15-year-old Lucca's head have been charged with several counts of battery and falsifying records. But only time will tell if they'll actually be convicted. #JusticeForLucca #BlackLivesMatter FLACILAMATTER ACKESMATTER #BAESMATTER BUCKLIVESMATER BLAXI VESMATTER CKLWESMATTER ACKLIVESMATTER Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy's Head... Tweet Share 0 Reddit +1 Pinterest 0 LinkedIn 0 A Broward County police deputy in Florida has been put on restricted duty after a video surfaced of two white police.. femestella.com femestella:Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy’s Head to the Ground

Black Lives Matter, Head, and LinkedIn: Femestella
F
@femestella
Update: The officers who brutally slammed
15-year-old Lucca's head have been charged
with several counts of battery and falsifying
records. But only time will tell if they'll
actually be convicted. #JusticeForLucca
#BlackLivesMatter
FLACILAMATTER
ACKESMATTER
#BAESMATTER
BUCKLIVESMATER
BLAXI VESMATTER
CKLWESMATTER
ACKLIVESMATTER
Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy's Head...
Tweet Share 0 Reddit +1 Pinterest 0 LinkedIn 0 A Broward County police deputy in
Florida has been put on restricted duty after a video surfaced of two white police..
femestella.com
femestella:Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy’s Head to the Ground

Black Lives Matter, Head, and LinkedIn: Femestella
F
@femestella
Update: The officers who brutally slammed
15-year-old Lucca's head have been charged
with several counts of battery and falsifying
records. But only time will tell if they'll
actually be convicted. #JusticeForLucca
#BlackLivesMatter
FLACILAMATTER
ACKESMATTER
#BAESMATTER
BUCKLIVESMATER
BLAXI VESMATTER
CKLWESMATTER
ACKLIVESMATTER
Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy's Head...
Tweet Share 0 Reddit +1 Pinterest 0 LinkedIn 0 A Broward County police deputy in
Florida has been put on restricted duty after a video surfaced of two white police..
femestella.com
femestella:Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy’s Head to the Ground

femestella:Police Officers Punch, Pepper Spray, and Slam 15-Year-Old Black Boy’s Head to the Ground

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong. FOR HERF Item: 1 of T Items in order: * GEFF # 1l Cup Of Nater Extra Whip FOR HERE T1me: 4:50:39 PM Reg: 2 GEFF TO Of tr tatra le CAFES Shafeeq @Y2SHAF they should have called the police when you ordered water with whipped cream Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman. failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales What has been your worst "nice guy" experience? So, possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the "women want him, men want to *be* him" stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a not going well. Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't look at all comfortable. The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says "well, least I know you can swallow right?" Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway" I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with "sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing. No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get involved" type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway. I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says "Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to "stab him in the neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea, I sit down. He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?" Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see. Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up" Guy: "oh no well that..." Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, me, the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill., the full bill now, this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I'll leave it up to you. Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop: while writing down the guys details 1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further. Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here". Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* "Well I'm here with my daughter, she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd prefer to call someone else?" Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much! *guy returns, so does the hardarse cop* Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have back.". my Cop: "There you go. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again. Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!" The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap. It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero. malicemanaged Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his life. Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales
What has been your worst
"nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the
"women want him, men want to *be* him"
stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by
*god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at
the time, and behind us are a couple on a
not going well. Guy was being
I
rather
inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't
look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly
my guess is she wanted to get it over with.
Guy proceeds to comment on it and says
"well, least I know you can swallow right?"
Loudly
Girl goes red and tells him that isn't
appropriate, he literally waves his hand in
a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm
down I was going to find out in a few hours
anyway"
I missed her exact re
as she moved to a
hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what
was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this.
He responded with "sweetheart I picked
lost the
colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get
involved" type of people and there is no way
I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get
up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but
I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that
motherfucker through a wall. I may have had
a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand
came down on my shoulder and I look up
to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says
"Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total
confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my
current plan amounted to "stab him in the
neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's
not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it
around and sits down with the couple. Then..
he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the
table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in
his face
Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my
daughters birthday with my family when I
distinctly hear you threaten this young lady,
would you care to explain yourself?"
Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see.
Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we
take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing,
so right now I'm deciding if I want to have
some of my buddies come pick you up"
Guy: "oh no well that..."
Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's
dinner, so how about you hand me your ID,
me, the dn't want yhe staff here and
settle your bill., the full bill now, this young
lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your
poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first
option, I'll leave it up to you.
Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands
over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the
direction of the counter
Cop: while writing down the guys details
1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not
intruding it just seemed like you could use
some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want
to pursue this further I'll have some of the
boys pick him up on his way home, we can
definitely take this further.
Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run
out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here".
Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to
comforting father figure in about half a
second* "Well I'm here with my daughter,
she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to
finish your meal with us? We can run you
home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd
prefer to call someone else?"
Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou
so much!
*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop*
Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have
back.".
my
Cop: "There you go. now I have your details
right here so I *highly* recommend you
don't go near or contact this young lady ever
again.
Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!"
The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the
qirl went and sat with the cop and his family
and by the time we left they were still sitting
around talking and laughing about random
crap.
It was hands down the best way I have ever
seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That
cop is my hero.
malicemanaged
Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his
life.
Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales
What has been your worst
"nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the
"women want him, men want to *be* him"
stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by
*god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at
the time, and behind us are a couple on a
not going well. Guy was being
I
rather
inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't
look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly
my guess is she wanted to get it over with.
Guy proceeds to comment on it and says
"well, least I know you can swallow right?"
Loudly
Girl goes red and tells him that isn't
appropriate, he literally waves his hand in
a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm
down I was going to find out in a few hours
anyway"
I missed her exact re
as she moved to a
hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what
was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this.
He responded with "sweetheart I picked
lost the
colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get
involved" type of people and there is no way
I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get
up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but
I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that
motherfucker through a wall. I may have had
a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand
came down on my shoulder and I look up
to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says
"Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total
confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my
current plan amounted to "stab him in the
neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's
not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it
around and sits down with the couple. Then..
he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the
table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in
his face
Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my
daughters birthday with my family when I
distinctly hear you threaten this young lady,
would you care to explain yourself?"
Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see.
Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we
take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing,
so right now I'm deciding if I want to have
some of my buddies come pick you up"
Guy: "oh no well that..."
Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's
dinner, so how about you hand me your ID,
me, the dn't want yhe staff here and
settle your bill., the full bill now, this young
lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your
poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first
option, I'll leave it up to you.
Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands
over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the
direction of the counter
Cop: while writing down the guys details
1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not
intruding it just seemed like you could use
some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want
to pursue this further I'll have some of the
boys pick him up on his way home, we can
definitely take this further.
Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run
out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here".
Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to
comforting father figure in about half a
second* "Well I'm here with my daughter,
she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to
finish your meal with us? We can run you
home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd
prefer to call someone else?"
Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou
so much!
*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop*
Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have
back.".
my
Cop: "There you go. now I have your details
right here so I *highly* recommend you
don't go near or contact this young lady ever
again.
Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!"
The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the
qirl went and sat with the cop and his family
and by the time we left they were still sitting
around talking and laughing about random
crap.
It was hands down the best way I have ever
seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That
cop is my hero.
malicemanaged
Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his
life.
Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Fucking, Police, and The Real: When you spawn in diamonds in creative and switch to survival The real question is this: was all this legal? Absolutely fucking not I’m calling the police

Fucking, Police, and The Real: When you spawn in diamonds in
creative and switch to survival
The real question is this: was all this
legal? Absolutely fucking not
I’m calling the police

Fucking, Police, and The Real: When you spawn in diamonds in
creative and switch to survival
The real question is this: was all this
legal? Absolutely fucking not
I’m calling the police

I’m calling the police

Police, Fireworks, and Neighbors: neighbors launching illegal fireworks the police everybody else in the neighborhood Neighbors*

Police, Fireworks, and Neighbors: neighbors
launching illegal
fireworks
the police
everybody
else in the
neighborhood
Neighbors*

Police, Fireworks, and Neighbors: neighbors
launching illegal
fireworks
the police
everybody
else in the
neighborhood
Neighbors*

Neighbors*

Appalled, Kkk, and Police: Virginia Dare @vdare #Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler: "I was appalled by what I saw in the video, but I support the Portland Police Bureau's decision not to intervene," Antifa Rioters Assault Journalist and steal his Equipment. -@MrAndyNgo Antifa have been given the Green Light to Assault Americans. 6/29/19, 5:31 PM whiskey-gunpowder: The KKK had the same agreement with Democrat Mayors less than a century ago. “Rely on the police to protect you!”

Appalled, Kkk, and Police: Virginia Dare
@vdare
#Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler: "I was
appalled by what I saw in the video, but I
support the Portland Police Bureau's
decision not to intervene,"
Antifa Rioters Assault Journalist and
steal his Equipment. -@MrAndyNgo
Antifa have been given the Green Light
to Assault Americans.
6/29/19, 5:31 PM
whiskey-gunpowder:

The KKK had the same agreement with Democrat Mayors less than a century ago.

“Rely on the police to protect you!”

Appalled, Kkk, and Police: Virginia Dare
@vdare
#Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler: "I was
appalled by what I saw in the video, but I
support the Portland Police Bureau's
decision not to intervene,"
Antifa Rioters Assault Journalist and
steal his Equipment. -@MrAndyNgo
Antifa have been given the Green Light
to Assault Americans.
6/29/19, 5:31 PM
whiskey-gunpowder:

The KKK had the same agreement with Democrat Mayors less than a century ago.

“Rely on the police to protect you!”

whiskey-gunpowder: The KKK had the same agreement with Democrat Mayors less than a century ago. “Rely on the police to protect you!”

Being Alone, Police, and School: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Bob Ross videos and then asked it to write a Bob Ross video of its own. Here is the first page. BOB ROSS (CONT'D) It's not all about you, mountain BOB ROSS INT. PAINTING STUDIO Bob paints a cloud BOB ROSS stands in front of a blank canvas that doesn't know BOB ROSS (CONT'D) I went to school with that cloud how lucky it is. Bob smiles. His teeth aren't hiding today. BOB ROSS Bob paints a forest. Today we will paint a mountain that owes us nothing. BOB ROSS (CONT' D) These trees are up to something, but I won't tell the police. Now, what more does this painting need? Bob picks up his painting weapons BOB ROSS (CONT'D) I will be using three colors. Baby blue, hot pink, and hot baby Bob stares into the camera. Paint leaks out of him BOB ROSS (CONT'D) That's right. It needs you Bob mixes the colors together. They will never be alone again. It doesn't matter what they want Bob paints you on top of the mountain. You are at peace. BOB ROSS (CONT'D) Painting was invented by a tiny bird that wanted to be rich. Okay, let's meet Mr. Mountain BOB ROSS (CONT'D) If you need help, ask the cloud. The cloud won't help you Bob paints a mountain, the one from nature We need more

Being Alone, Police, and School: Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
hours of Bob Ross videos and
then asked it to write a Bob Ross
video of its own. Here is the first
page.
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
It's not all about you, mountain
BOB ROSS
INT. PAINTING STUDIO
Bob paints a cloud
BOB ROSS stands in front of a blank canvas that doesn't know
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
I went to school with that cloud
how lucky it is. Bob smiles. His teeth aren't hiding today.
BOB ROSS
Bob paints a forest.
Today we will paint a mountain that
owes us nothing.
BOB ROSS (CONT' D)
These trees are up to something,
but I won't tell the police. Now,
what more does this painting need?
Bob picks up his painting weapons
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
I will be using three colors. Baby
blue, hot pink, and hot baby
Bob stares into the camera. Paint leaks out of him
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
That's right. It needs you
Bob mixes the colors together. They will never be alone
again. It doesn't matter what they want
Bob paints you on top of the mountain. You are at peace.
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
Painting was invented by a tiny
bird that wanted to be rich. Okay,
let's meet Mr. Mountain
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
If you need help, ask the cloud.
The cloud won't help you
Bob paints a mountain, the one from nature
We need more

Being Alone, Police, and School: Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
hours of Bob Ross videos and
then asked it to write a Bob Ross
video of its own. Here is the first
page.
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
It's not all about you, mountain
BOB ROSS
INT. PAINTING STUDIO
Bob paints a cloud
BOB ROSS stands in front of a blank canvas that doesn't know
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
I went to school with that cloud
how lucky it is. Bob smiles. His teeth aren't hiding today.
BOB ROSS
Bob paints a forest.
Today we will paint a mountain that
owes us nothing.
BOB ROSS (CONT' D)
These trees are up to something,
but I won't tell the police. Now,
what more does this painting need?
Bob picks up his painting weapons
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
I will be using three colors. Baby
blue, hot pink, and hot baby
Bob stares into the camera. Paint leaks out of him
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
That's right. It needs you
Bob mixes the colors together. They will never be alone
again. It doesn't matter what they want
Bob paints you on top of the mountain. You are at peace.
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
Painting was invented by a tiny
bird that wanted to be rich. Okay,
let's meet Mr. Mountain
BOB ROSS (CONT'D)
If you need help, ask the cloud.
The cloud won't help you
Bob paints a mountain, the one from nature
We need more

We need more

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong. FOR HERF Item: 1 of T Items in order: * GEFF # 1l Cup Of Nater Extra Whip FOR HERE T1me: 4:50:39 PM Reg: 2 GEFF TO Of tr tatra le CAFES Shafeeq @Y2SHAF they should have called the police when you ordered water with whipped cream Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman. failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong. FOR HERF Item: 1 of T Items in order: * GEFF # 1l Cup Of Nater Extra Whip FOR HERE T1me: 4:50:39 PM Reg: 2 GEFF TO Of tr tatra le CAFES Shafeeq @Y2SHAF they should have called the police when you ordered water with whipped cream Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman. failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Tumblr, and Uber: They always spell my name wrong.
FOR HERF
Item: 1 of T
Items in order:
* GEFF #
1l Cup Of Nater
Extra Whip
FOR HERE
T1me: 4:50:39 PM
Reg: 2
GEFF
TO Of tr
tatra le
CAFES
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
they should have called the police when
you ordered water with whipped cream
Uber Humor did not have sexual relations with that woman.
failnation:

Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

failnation: Thanks, I Hate Water with Whipped Cream

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit. elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my
neighborhood and saw a bunch of
police surrounding a small house for
drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so
naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of
them caught my eye and said, "Oh,
we're trying to scare them out of
there," and minutes later a bunch of
furries came out the house
whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i
refuse to be continuously terrified of
humanity by them

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my
neighborhood and saw a bunch of
police surrounding a small house for
drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so
naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of
them caught my eye and said, "Oh,
we're trying to scare them out of
there," and minutes later a bunch of
furries came out the house
whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i
refuse to be continuously terrified of
humanity by them

Dank, Police, and Baby: UNILAD This police officer pulls over a speeding car to find a choking newborn baby...

Dank, Police, and Baby: UNILAD
This police officer pulls over a speeding car to find a choking newborn baby...

Dank, Police, and Baby: UNILAD
This police officer pulls over a speeding car to find a choking newborn baby...

This police officer pulls over a speeding car to find a choking newborn baby...

Dad, Pizza, and Police: Victoria Lauren @VL_Archer My dad just called and said "I see you, last one to papas pizza loses." He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win. Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done. 9/28/18, 1:01 PM 5,681 Retweets 39.2K Likes

Dad, Pizza, and Police: Victoria Lauren
@VL_Archer
My dad just called and said "I see you,
last one to papas pizza loses."
He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over.
I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and
I'm gonna win.
Next thing I know this man flys by me
and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO
PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done.
9/28/18, 1:01 PM
5,681 Retweets 39.2K Likes

Dad, Pizza, and Police: Victoria Lauren
@VL_Archer
My dad just called and said "I see you,
last one to papas pizza loses."
He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over.
I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and
I'm gonna win.
Next thing I know this man flys by me
and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO
PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done.
9/28/18, 1:01 PM
5,681 Retweets 39.2K Likes

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job... POLICE DOG hehe

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG
hehe

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG
hehe

hehe

Dank, Police, and Twitter: кеидяк @BlacknMild thats officer Judy Hopps. You uncultured swine ISSWHAT @OriglnalTweets LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BUNNY POLICE POLICE (credit: @blacknmild/twitter)

Dank, Police, and Twitter: кеидяк
@BlacknMild
thats officer Judy Hopps. You
uncultured swine
ISSWHAT @OriglnalTweets
LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BUNNY POLICE
POLICE
(credit: @blacknmild/twitter)

Dank, Police, and Twitter: кеидяк
@BlacknMild
thats officer Judy Hopps. You
uncultured swine
ISSWHAT @OriglnalTweets
LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BUNNY POLICE
POLICE
(credit: @blacknmild/twitter)

(credit: @blacknmild/twitter)

Confused, Police, and Sex: Couple having sex outdoors in goat costumes gets accidentally shot by hunters 9th February 2019 JUR297 POL POLICE confused confusion Unlucky

Confused, Police, and Sex: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
JUR297
POL
POLICE
confused confusion
Unlucky

Confused, Police, and Sex: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
JUR297
POL
POLICE
confused confusion
Unlucky

Unlucky

Police, Dick, and Wonder: kole @kolekoala I wonder why they pulled him over COPS SUCK DICK MARION POLICE duf @Dufined prolly to Suck his dick

Police, Dick, and Wonder: kole
@kolekoala
I wonder why they pulled him over
COPS SUCK DICK
MARION
POLICE
duf
@Dufined
prolly to Suck his dick

Police, Dick, and Wonder: kole
@kolekoala
I wonder why they pulled him over
COPS SUCK DICK
MARION
POLICE
duf
@Dufined
prolly to Suck his dick

Memes, Police, and Resume: When you lie on your resume but still get the job... POLICE DOG

Memes, Police, and Resume: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG

Memes, Police, and Resume: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Bengy Baptiste. @Bengy1k They'll protect anything but unarmed black people FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d FOX4 NEWS Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/ R7wJFt 49 3 99 12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes ice cream & novelties Ice cre ice cream & novelties The ones who really need protection. by Nasjere MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Bengy Baptiste.
@Bengy1k
They'll protect anything but unarmed
black people
FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d
FOX4
NEWS
Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/
R7wJFt
49
3 99
12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes
ice cream & novelties
Ice cre
ice cream & novelties
The ones who really need protection. by Nasjere
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Bengy Baptiste.
@Bengy1k
They'll protect anything but unarmed
black people
FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d
FOX4
NEWS
Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/
R7wJFt
49
3 99
12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes
ice cream & novelties
Ice cre
ice cream & novelties
The ones who really need protection. by Nasjere
MORE MEMES

The ones who really need protection. by Nasjere MORE MEMES

Iphone, News, and Police: Bengy Baptiste. @Bengy1k They'll protect anything but unarmed black people FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d FOX4 NEWS Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/ R7wJFt 49 3 99 12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes ice cream & novelties Ice cre ice cream & novelties The ones who really need protection.

Iphone, News, and Police: Bengy Baptiste.
@Bengy1k
They'll protect anything but unarmed
black people
FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d
FOX4
NEWS
Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/
R7wJFt
49
3 99
12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes
ice cream & novelties
Ice cre
ice cream & novelties
The ones who really need protection.

Iphone, News, and Police: Bengy Baptiste.
@Bengy1k
They'll protect anything but unarmed
black people
FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 3d
FOX4
NEWS
Texas police guard ice cream aisle dlvr.it/
R7wJFt
49
3 99
12:36 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.9K Retweets 60.4K Likes
ice cream & novelties
Ice cre
ice cream & novelties
The ones who really need protection.

The ones who really need protection.

Driving, Police, and The Road: this is the only officer i trust POLICE If this cutie stopped me on the side of the road, I wouldnt try driving away for once

Driving, Police, and The Road: this is the only officer i trust
POLICE
If this cutie stopped me on the side of the road, I wouldnt try driving away for once

Driving, Police, and The Road: this is the only officer i trust
POLICE
If this cutie stopped me on the side of the road, I wouldnt try driving away for once

If this cutie stopped me on the side of the road, I wouldnt try driving away for once

Dank, Empire, and Memes: Hong Kong protesters taunt Chinese police with British flag as rioting breaks out STAR THE EMPIRE TRIKES BACK WARS me🇬🇧irl by Ash797 MORE MEMES

Dank, Empire, and Memes: Hong Kong protesters taunt
Chinese police with British flag
as rioting breaks out
STAR
THE
EMPIRE
TRIKES BACK
WARS
me🇬🇧irl by Ash797
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Dank, Empire, and Memes: Hong Kong protesters taunt
Chinese police with British flag
as rioting breaks out
STAR
THE
EMPIRE
TRIKES BACK
WARS
me🇬🇧irl by Ash797
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me🇬🇧irl by Ash797 MORE MEMES

Empire, Police, and Chinese: Hong Kong protesters taunt Chinese police with British flag as rioting breaks out STAR THE EMPIRE TRIKES BACK WARS me🇬🇧irl

Empire, Police, and Chinese: Hong Kong protesters taunt
Chinese police with British flag
as rioting breaks out
STAR
THE
EMPIRE
TRIKES BACK
WARS
me🇬🇧irl

Empire, Police, and Chinese: Hong Kong protesters taunt
Chinese police with British flag
as rioting breaks out
STAR
THE
EMPIRE
TRIKES BACK
WARS
me🇬🇧irl

me🇬🇧irl

Drugs, Police, and Change: Handsome Bob @A_Dilettante We gotta do something about climate change bibson @unbibs it be ya own environment POLICE: WOMAN CLAIMS WIND BLEW DRUGS INTO HER PURSE 7

Drugs, Police, and Change: Handsome Bob
@A_Dilettante
We gotta do something about climate
change
bibson @unbibs
it be ya own environment
POLICE: WOMAN CLAIMS WIND BLEW
DRUGS INTO HER PURSE
7

Drugs, Police, and Change: Handsome Bob
@A_Dilettante
We gotta do something about climate
change
bibson @unbibs
it be ya own environment
POLICE: WOMAN CLAIMS WIND BLEW
DRUGS INTO HER PURSE
7

Dank, Memes, and Police: Couple having sex outdoors in goat costumes gets accidentally shot by hunters 9th February 2019 U.9297 POLICE PO I have several questions! Way too many questions by Sunny4k MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Police: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
U.9297
POLICE
PO
I have several questions!
Way too many questions by Sunny4k
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Dank, Memes, and Police: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
U.9297
POLICE
PO
I have several questions!
Way too many questions by Sunny4k
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Way too many questions by Sunny4k MORE MEMES

Police, Sex, and Goat: Couple having sex outdoors in goat costumes gets accidentally shot by hunters 9th February 2019 U.9297 POLICE PO I have several questions! Way too many questions

Police, Sex, and Goat: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
U.9297
POLICE
PO
I have several questions!
Way too many questions

Police, Sex, and Goat: Couple having sex outdoors in
goat costumes gets accidentally
shot by hunters
9th February 2019
U.9297
POLICE
PO
I have several questions!
Way too many questions

Way too many questions

Candy, Police, and Social Media: Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX Follow Police track down Texas teen who licked Blue Bell ice cream then put it back in Walmart freezer Glad they caught this despicable criminal Behavior like this is unacceptable in Texas & is rightfully punished Don't Mess With Texas... or with Blue Bell E CREAM CE CR SLUE BELE CE CREAM Mardi G Cloean Candy Seriete Netaral d Mardi Gras King Cake Cnaumon loe Cram vi Conds Sprakl and a Cr Natoral and Aificial n en As Mardi Gres King Coke 1/2 6el 00 Still a 1/2 Gal (22 BLUE CE C BLUE BEL CE CREAM Mardi ake Mardi Gras King Cake Police plan to file charges over video showing woman licking Blue Bell ice crea... After a video showing a woman putting it back in a store's freezer was shared on social media... licking an open carton of Blue Bell ice cream and dallasnews.com 12:24 AM -8 Jul 2019 2,573 Retweets 10,144 Likes t2.6K 843 10K paxamericana: in 2015, blue bell knowingly sold listeria-tainted ice cream, which resulted in ten hospitalizations and three deaths, but this teenager is going to face more criminal punishment than the entire company combined.

Candy, Police, and Social Media: Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX
Follow
Police track down Texas teen who licked Blue
Bell ice cream then put it back in Walmart
freezer
Glad they caught this despicable criminal
Behavior like this is unacceptable in Texas & is
rightfully punished
Don't Mess With Texas... or with Blue Bell
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SLUE BELE
CE CREAM
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Cloean
Candy Seriete
Netaral d
Mardi Gras King Cake
Cnaumon loe Cram vi
Conds Sprakl and a Cr
Natoral and Aificial
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As
Mardi Gres King Coke
1/2 6el 00
Still a 1/2 Gal (22
BLUE
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BLUE BEL
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Mardi
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Mardi Gras King Cake
Police plan to file charges over video showing woman licking Blue Bell ice crea...
After a video showing a woman
putting it back in a store's freezer was shared on social media...
licking
an open carton of Blue Bell ice cream and
dallasnews.com
12:24 AM -8 Jul 2019
2,573 Retweets 10,144 Likes
t2.6K
843
10K
paxamericana:
in 2015, blue bell knowingly sold listeria-tainted ice cream, which resulted in ten hospitalizations and three deaths, but this teenager is going to face more criminal punishment than the entire company combined.

Candy, Police, and Social Media: Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX
Follow
Police track down Texas teen who licked Blue
Bell ice cream then put it back in Walmart
freezer
Glad they caught this despicable criminal
Behavior like this is unacceptable in Texas & is
rightfully punished
Don't Mess With Texas... or with Blue Bell
E CREAM
CE CR
SLUE BELE
CE CREAM
Mardi G
Cloean
Candy Seriete
Netaral d
Mardi Gras King Cake
Cnaumon loe Cram vi
Conds Sprakl and a Cr
Natoral and Aificial
n en
As
Mardi Gres King Coke
1/2 6el 00
Still a 1/2 Gal (22
BLUE
CE C
BLUE BEL
CE CREAM
Mardi
ake
Mardi Gras King Cake
Police plan to file charges over video showing woman licking Blue Bell ice crea...
After a video showing a woman
putting it back in a store's freezer was shared on social media...
licking
an open carton of Blue Bell ice cream and
dallasnews.com
12:24 AM -8 Jul 2019
2,573 Retweets 10,144 Likes
t2.6K
843
10K
paxamericana:
in 2015, blue bell knowingly sold listeria-tainted ice cream, which resulted in ten hospitalizations and three deaths, but this teenager is going to face more criminal punishment than the entire company combined.

paxamericana: in 2015, blue bell knowingly sold listeria-tainted ice cream, which resulted in ten hospitalizations and three deaths, but thi...

Dank, Memes, and Police: Resolved Question Show me another Is this incest? Jonathan Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes Miller When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my it back in then put Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think m in trouble for losing my poop plug Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this " Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay 50 P Report Abuse Eyears ago yungbiochemist: this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site I miss Yahoo answers days by sunsabeaches MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Police: Resolved Question
Show me another
Is this incest?
Jonathan
Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual
in the technical sense but here goes
Miller
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug)
and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my
it back in
then put
Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at
school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I
went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet
She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the
police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think
m in trouble for losing my poop plug
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this "
Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
50
P Report Abuse
Eyears ago
yungbiochemist:
this is hands down the wildest post
on this entire site
I miss Yahoo answers days by sunsabeaches
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Police: Resolved Question
Show me another
Is this incest?
Jonathan
Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual
in the technical sense but here goes
Miller
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug)
and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my
it back in
then put
Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at
school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I
went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet
She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the
police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think
m in trouble for losing my poop plug
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this "
Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
50
P Report Abuse
Eyears ago
yungbiochemist:
this is hands down the wildest post
on this entire site
I miss Yahoo answers days by sunsabeaches
MORE MEMES

I miss Yahoo answers days by sunsabeaches MORE MEMES

Police, Poop, and School: Resolved Question Show me another Is this incest? Jonathan Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes Miller When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my it back in then put Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think m in trouble for losing my poop plug Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this " Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay 50 P Report Abuse Eyears ago yungbiochemist: this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site I miss Yahoo answers days

Police, Poop, and School: Resolved Question
Show me another
Is this incest?
Jonathan
Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual
in the technical sense but here goes
Miller
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug)
and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my
it back in
then put
Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at
school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I
went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet
She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the
police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think
m in trouble for losing my poop plug
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this "
Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
50
P Report Abuse
Eyears ago
yungbiochemist:
this is hands down the wildest post
on this entire site
I miss Yahoo answers days

Police, Poop, and School: Resolved Question
Show me another
Is this incest?
Jonathan
Okay I don't know if this is actualy incest since it wasn't something actually sexual
in the technical sense but here goes
Miller
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug)
and Id wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my
it back in
then put
Iwas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at
school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting fushed So when I
went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet
She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the
police The police ask me all these que stions and at first I'm scared because I think
m in trouble for losing my poop plug
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this "
Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
50
P Report Abuse
Eyears ago
yungbiochemist:
this is hands down the wildest post
on this entire site
I miss Yahoo answers days

I miss Yahoo answers days

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job... POLICE DOG Can anyone relate?

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG
Can anyone relate?

Police, Resume, and Dog: When you lie on your resume but still get the job...
POLICE DOG
Can anyone relate?

Can anyone relate?