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Beautiful, Bored, and Head: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex- periment with a new form called the tandem story The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home- work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para- graph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another para- graph to the story and send it back, also sending an- other copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab- solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any- thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a con- clusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per- manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news si- multaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and care- free, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec- onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em- pires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en- tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin- istic semi-literate adolescent. Gary) Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Gary) B*tch. (Rebecca) F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. A+ Ireally liked this one. epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

Beautiful, Bored, and Head: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
offered by an English professor from
the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
periment with a new form called the tandem story
The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
read the first paragraph and then add another para-
graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time
in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
The story is over when both agree a con-
clusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his
English students:
Rebecca and Gary
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
times, that he liked chamomile.
But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
and if she thought about him too much her asthma
started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
the
second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
multaneously excited her and bored her. She
stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
all the beautiful things around
her. "Why must one
lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
pondered wistfully
Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
pires who were determined to destroy the human
race. Within two hours after the passage of the
treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
poor, stupid Laurie.
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
istic semi-literate adolescent.
Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
Steele novels!"
Gary)
B*tch.
(Rebecca)
F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
A+
Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

Beautiful, Bored, and Head: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
offered by an English professor from
the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
periment with a new form called the tandem story
The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
read the first paragraph and then add another para-
graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time
in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
The story is over when both agree a con-
clusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his
English students:
Rebecca and Gary
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
times, that he liked chamomile.
But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
and if she thought about him too much her asthma
started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
the
second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
multaneously excited her and bored her. She
stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
all the beautiful things around
her. "Why must one
lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
pondered wistfully
Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
pires who were determined to destroy the human
race. Within two hours after the passage of the
treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
poor, stupid Laurie.
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
istic semi-literate adolescent.
Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
Steele novels!"
Gary)
B*tch.
(Rebecca)
F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
A+
Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

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And there is no workout plan on Instagram
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Via @freeweightaddict

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MAF NEZ
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AT&
KHONE
DEPO
Ustedes eligieron a Roger Martínez como el #JugadorDelPartido 🦅🏅

Tanque en plan grande 🇨🇴🔝

#SOMOSAMÉRICA 🔷🔶

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MAF NEZ
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To
AT&
KHONE
DEPO
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Dad, Love, and Target: YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAD? COULD BE BETTER LEVIATHAN ATTACKED MINE IT'S A GREAT PLAN FROM A CRAFT PERSPECTIVE. "HOPE THAT'S TRUE"? I MEAN WHO HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR FATHER? HOPE THAT'S TRUE IN OUR LINE OF WORK? DEFINE GOOD why-i-love-comics: Event Leviathan #3 (2019)written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Alex Maleev

Dad, Love, and Target: YOU HAVE A GOOD
RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR
DAD?
COULD BE
BETTER
LEVIATHAN
ATTACKED
MINE
IT'S
A GREAT
PLAN
FROM
A CRAFT
PERSPECTIVE.
"HOPE THAT'S
TRUE"?
I MEAN WHO HAS
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
WITH THEIR FATHER?
HOPE
THAT'S
TRUE

IN OUR
LINE OF
WORK?
DEFINE
GOOD
why-i-love-comics:

Event Leviathan #3 (2019)written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Alex Maleev

Dad, Love, and Target: YOU HAVE A GOOD
RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR
DAD?
COULD BE
BETTER
LEVIATHAN
ATTACKED
MINE
IT'S
A GREAT
PLAN
FROM
A CRAFT
PERSPECTIVE.
"HOPE THAT'S
TRUE"?
I MEAN WHO HAS
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
WITH THEIR FATHER?
HOPE
THAT'S
TRUE

IN OUR
LINE OF
WORK?
DEFINE
GOOD
why-i-love-comics:

Event Leviathan #3 (2019)written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Alex Maleev

why-i-love-comics: Event Leviathan #3 (2019)written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Alex Maleev

Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan: 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch movie 4. Dinner for two. 5. Regret eating two dinners. 6. Cry alone. 7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016 NEW They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie Very very relatable.

Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016
NEW
They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie
Very very relatable.

Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016
NEW
They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie
Very very relatable.

Very very relatable.

Police, The Game, and Business: one-time-i-dreamt A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, "You're under arrest," and I was like, "No, I'm not, watch this," and then I woke up. elizarumm that's a power move carbonfiberpersonality Willam Hobbs: dont worry guys Willlam Hobbs: I have a plan William Hobbs has left the game

Police, The Game, and Business: one-time-i-dreamt
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then
promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple
of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered
by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him
I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, "You're under arrest," and I
was like, "No, I'm not, watch this," and then I woke up.
elizarumm
that's a
power move
carbonfiberpersonality
Willam Hobbs: dont worry guys
Willlam Hobbs: I have a plan
William Hobbs has left the game

Police, The Game, and Business: one-time-i-dreamt
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then
promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple
of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered
by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him
I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, "You're under arrest," and I
was like, "No, I'm not, watch this," and then I woke up.
elizarumm
that's a
power move
carbonfiberpersonality
Willam Hobbs: dont worry guys
Willlam Hobbs: I have a plan
William Hobbs has left the game

Area 51, Raid, and The Raid: our plan to save the raid area 51 environment our plan to

Area 51, Raid, and The Raid: our plan to
save the
raid area 51 environment
our plan to

Area 51, Raid, and The Raid: our plan to
save the
raid area 51 environment
our plan to

Millennials, Military, and Area 51: The US military when they don't take the Area 51 raid seriously because millennials are too depressed to get out of bed, but they forget that gen z is aggressively suicidal and also part of the raid that wasn t part of my plan

Millennials, Military, and Area 51: The US military when they don't take the
Area 51 raid seriously because millennials
are too depressed to get out of bed, but
they forget that gen z is aggressively
suicidal and also part of the raid
that wasn t part of my plan

Millennials, Military, and Area 51: The US military when they don't take the
Area 51 raid seriously because millennials
are too depressed to get out of bed, but
they forget that gen z is aggressively
suicidal and also part of the raid
that wasn t part of my plan

God, Life, and Memes: Whenever you don't understand what is happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say God I know it's your plan, just help me through it. Amen Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

God, Life, and Memes: Whenever you don't
understand what is happening
in your life, just close your
eyes, take a deep breath and
say God I know it's your plan,
just help me through it.
Amen
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

God, Life, and Memes: Whenever you don't
understand what is happening
in your life, just close your
eyes, take a deep breath and
say God I know it's your plan,
just help me through it.
Amen
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

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Tumblr, Work, and Blog: How the customer explained
it
How the analyst designed it
How the project leader
understood it
How the programmer wrote
What the alpha testers
received
What the beta testers
received
iSwing
How the marketing
department advertised it
What was shipped
How the business consultant
described it
When it was delivered
What the digg effect can do
to your site
How the project was
documented
How it was supported
How the customer was billed
The disaster recover plan
What the digg effect did to
the site
The competitor's product
The open source version
srsfunny:Here’s How Projects Usually Work

Tumblr, Work, and Blog: How the customer explained
it
How the analyst designed it
How the project leader
understood it
How the programmer wrote
What the alpha testers
received
What the beta testers
received
iSwing
How the marketing
department advertised it
What was shipped
How the business consultant
described it
When it was delivered
What the digg effect can do
to your site
How the project was
documented
How it was supported
How the customer was billed
The disaster recover plan
What the digg effect did to
the site
The competitor's product
The open source version
srsfunny:Here’s How Projects Usually Work

srsfunny:Here’s How Projects Usually Work

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Time, Never, and Keith: Keith Anderson
Jul 11 at 2:15pm
It fell a long time ago, but it never gave up
cameoappearance
"ok, new plan"
Never, never give up

Time, Never, and Keith: Keith Anderson
Jul 11 at 2:15pm
It fell a long time ago, but it never gave up
cameoappearance
"ok, new plan"
Never, never give up

Never, never give up

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Homeless, Twins, and All: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
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Love, Good, and Annoyed: 31% 00:24 EE jaws theme starts playing 5,548 notes wormdude starrygoddessofthevoid Follow karshmallow you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says "what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan #q #l LOVE THAT > 123,982 notes rutneeruinedchildhood Childhood parks-and-rex Follow winterswake ID I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

Love, Good, and Annoyed: 31%
00:24
EE
jaws theme starts playing
5,548 notes
wormdude
starrygoddessofthevoid Follow
karshmallow
you know whats a good trope? when a
character sarcastically says "what should we
do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and
the next scene is them mid-execution of said
outlandish and foolish plan
#q #l LOVE THAT
>
123,982 notes
rutneeruinedchildhood
Childhood
parks-and-rex Follow
winterswake
ID
I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

Love, Good, and Annoyed: 31%
00:24
EE
jaws theme starts playing
5,548 notes
wormdude
starrygoddessofthevoid Follow
karshmallow
you know whats a good trope? when a
character sarcastically says "what should we
do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and
the next scene is them mid-execution of said
outlandish and foolish plan
#q #l LOVE THAT
>
123,982 notes
rutneeruinedchildhood
Childhood
parks-and-rex Follow
winterswake
ID
I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

Life, Http, and Time: wake up world TIME TOo sE AND SHINE There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability - Sharron Angle http://wakeup-world.com

Life, Http, and Time: wake up world
TIME TOo sE AND SHINE
There is a plan and a
purpose, a value to
every life, no matter
what its location, age,
gender or disability
- Sharron Angle
http://wakeup-world.com

Life, Http, and Time: wake up world
TIME TOo sE AND SHINE
There is a plan and a
purpose, a value to
every life, no matter
what its location, age,
gender or disability
- Sharron Angle
http://wakeup-world.com

http://wakeup-world.com

Saw, White House, and House: Donald, just saw you gleefully mocked Elijah Cummings after a burglar ransacked his house. I plan to show as much joy and more when the voters evict you from yours. - George Takei BACK THE D The White House is OUR HOUSE. And you're not staying long.

Saw, White House, and House: Donald, just saw you gleefully mocked
Elijah Cummings after a burglar
ransacked his house.
I plan to show as much joy and more
when the voters evict you from yours.
- George Takei
BACK
THE D
The White House is OUR HOUSE. And you're not staying long.

Saw, White House, and House: Donald, just saw you gleefully mocked
Elijah Cummings after a burglar
ransacked his house.
I plan to show as much joy and more
when the voters evict you from yours.
- George Takei
BACK
THE D
The White House is OUR HOUSE. And you're not staying long.

The White House is OUR HOUSE. And you're not staying long.

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and ask about me for the rest of your life
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unless you plan on marrying me
because your mom is gonna love me
and ask about me for the rest of your life
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SAReasesch ande
evelopement P
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- Naruto Runners
- Rock Throwers
- Karens
- Furries
-Anti-vax Kids
Rest of Us
- Crack Heads
- People Armed to the Teeth
Sneaking In Safely
A Ton Of Area 51 Memes Honoring The 300K People Signed Up To Storm Area 51

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SEPT 20TH, 2019
ATTACK PLAN
SAReasesch ande
evelopement P
- Kyles [ Monster Energy Buff +10 Berserk ]
- Naruto Runners
- Rock Throwers
- Karens
- Furries
-Anti-vax Kids
Rest of Us
- Crack Heads
- People Armed to the Teeth
Sneaking In Safely
A Ton Of Area 51 Memes Honoring The 300K People Signed Up To Storm Area 51

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Best Friend, Journey, and Netflix: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power @DreamWorksSheRa Jul 19 The Best Friend Squad embarks on a journey to the desolate Crimson Waste. Meanwhile, Hordak and Entrapta push Catra aside while they conjure up a master plan that only The Princess Alliance can stop. The journey of #SheRa continues on @Netflix August 2nd! tolstoyevskywrites: The way this is worded has me yelling, “Hordak and Entrapta do WHAT NOW?” Do I smell Horde Prime and Skeletor??

Best Friend, Journey, and Netflix: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
@DreamWorksSheRa Jul 19
The Best Friend Squad embarks on a journey to the desolate Crimson Waste.
Meanwhile, Hordak and Entrapta push Catra aside while they conjure up a
master plan that only The Princess Alliance can stop. The journey of #SheRa
continues on @Netflix August 2nd!
tolstoyevskywrites:

The way this is worded has me yelling, “Hordak and Entrapta do WHAT NOW?”

Do I smell Horde Prime and Skeletor??

Best Friend, Journey, and Netflix: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
@DreamWorksSheRa Jul 19
The Best Friend Squad embarks on a journey to the desolate Crimson Waste.
Meanwhile, Hordak and Entrapta push Catra aside while they conjure up a
master plan that only The Princess Alliance can stop. The journey of #SheRa
continues on @Netflix August 2nd!
tolstoyevskywrites:

The way this is worded has me yelling, “Hordak and Entrapta do WHAT NOW?”

Do I smell Horde Prime and Skeletor??

tolstoyevskywrites: The way this is worded has me yelling, “Hordak and Entrapta do WHAT NOW?” Do I smell Horde Prime and Skeletor??

9gag, Alive, and Apparently: I'm a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it's saved a few lives I DON'T LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP" I JUST DON'T LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS. WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME. "IM THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO DO IT THE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS. I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS IT'S CALLED YOu UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YoU DON'T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE BUT STILL, HERE YOU ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITH! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK ANDI CAN STAY ALIVE! HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CALUGHT SOME KIND OF JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YoU HALLUCINATE GIANT SPIDERS AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE "A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISN'T PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS LIVED LONG ENOLIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CUT THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUuNGLE WITH NOTHING BLIT A STICK, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE VIA 9GAG.COM

9gag, Alive, and Apparently: I'm a therapist and keep this poster
in my waiting room, apparently it's
saved a few lives
I DON'T LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP" I JUST DON'T LIKE
HOW IT SOUNDS. WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME. "IM THINKING
ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO
DO IT THE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS.
I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS
IT'S CALLED YOu UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE
FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YoU DON'T
SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE
BUT STILL, HERE YOU ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY
DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITH! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK ANDI CAN STAY ALIVE!
HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE
A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN
HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE
MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CALUGHT SOME KIND OF
JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YoU HALLUCINATE GIANT SPIDERS
AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK
I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE
"A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO
TAKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISN'T
PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS
LIVED LONG ENOLIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES
WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CUT
THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUuNGLE WITH NOTHING
BLIT A STICK, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY
ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS
YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE
VIA 9GAG.COM

9gag, Alive, and Apparently: I'm a therapist and keep this poster
in my waiting room, apparently it's
saved a few lives
I DON'T LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP" I JUST DON'T LIKE
HOW IT SOUNDS. WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME. "IM THINKING
ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO
DO IT THE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS.
I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS
IT'S CALLED YOu UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE
FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YoU DON'T
SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE
BUT STILL, HERE YOU ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY
DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITH! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK ANDI CAN STAY ALIVE!
HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE
A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN
HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE
MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CALUGHT SOME KIND OF
JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YoU HALLUCINATE GIANT SPIDERS
AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK
I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE
"A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO
TAKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISN'T
PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS
LIVED LONG ENOLIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES
WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CUT
THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUuNGLE WITH NOTHING
BLIT A STICK, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY
ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS
YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE
VIA 9GAG.COM

God, Life, and Memes: Always remember... No matter where life takes you, God is always with you! Keep the faith and know He has a greater plan for your life. Amen. <3

God, Life, and Memes: Always remember...
No matter where
life takes you, God is
always with you! Keep
the faith and know
He has a greater plan
for your life.
Amen.
<3

God, Life, and Memes: Always remember...
No matter where
life takes you, God is
always with you! Keep
the faith and know
He has a greater plan
for your life.
Amen.
<3

<3

Homeless, Memes, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives British people when they see a homeless person on the streets: FLE SE 17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Homeless, Memes, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
British people when they see a homeless
person on the streets:
FLE
SE
17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Homeless, Memes, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
British people when they see a homeless
person on the streets:
FLE
SE
17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Homeless, Memes, and All: All homeless people by 2025 17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Homeless, Memes, and All: All homeless people by 2025
17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Homeless, Memes, and All: All homeless people by 2025
17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

17 We Plan to Cut All Homeless People in Half by 2025 Memes

Facebook, Moms, and Live: ATIOR u/MrShrimp Tempora If we tell 40-Year old Facebook moms that there are real live minions in area 51 the can assist us in the raid The plan is evolving

Facebook, Moms, and Live: ATIOR
u/MrShrimp Tempora
If we tell 40-Year
old Facebook moms
that there are real
live minions in area
51 the can assist us
in the raid
The plan is evolving

Facebook, Moms, and Live: ATIOR
u/MrShrimp Tempora
If we tell 40-Year
old Facebook moms
that there are real
live minions in area
51 the can assist us
in the raid
The plan is evolving

The plan is evolving

Dank, Bible, and The Middle: LAD BIBLE "DON'T TRY AND D0 AN OBSTACLE COURSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT" -LIAM KIRBY [CONTENTBIBLE] Well that didn't go to plan 🙈😮

Dank, Bible, and The Middle: LAD
BIBLE
"DON'T TRY AND D0 AN OBSTACLE COURSE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT"
-LIAM KIRBY
[CONTENTBIBLE]
Well that didn't go to plan 🙈😮

Dank, Bible, and The Middle: LAD
BIBLE
"DON'T TRY AND D0 AN OBSTACLE COURSE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT"
-LIAM KIRBY
[CONTENTBIBLE]
Well that didn't go to plan 🙈😮

Well that didn't go to plan 🙈😮

Homeless, Thanos, and Snapped: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives Yery poor choice of words. Homelessness is about to be Thanos Snapped

Homeless, Thanos, and Snapped: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
Yery poor choice of words.
Homelessness is about to be Thanos Snapped

Homeless, Thanos, and Snapped: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
Yery poor choice of words.
Homelessness is about to be Thanos Snapped

Homelessness is about to be Thanos Snapped

Be Like, Books, and College: Jasmine @YourCutestSin_ Princess College be like Housing: $2,980 Meal Plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $983 Air: $3,247 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,284 The Sun: $3,381 It do be like that

Be Like, Books, and College: Jasmine
@YourCutestSin_
Princess
College be like
Housing: $2,980
Meal Plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,247
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The Sun: $3,381
It do be like that

Be Like, Books, and College: Jasmine
@YourCutestSin_
Princess
College be like
Housing: $2,980
Meal Plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,247
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The Sun: $3,381
It do be like that

It do be like that

cnn.com, Gif, and Jesus: CAW CNN @CNN Follow Non-military households would pay a "war tax" to help cover the health care of veterans of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto O'Rourke's campaign unveiled on Monday V Beto O'Rourke proposes 'war tax' as part of veterans' plan Non-military households would pay a "war tax" to help Cover the health care of veterans of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto O'Rourke's campaign unveiled edition.cnn.com 5:13 AM - 24 Jun 2019 wildplantts: ironpour: paxamericana: jesus christ fuck off Beto should have stayed in his lane in Texas and ran for senator again lmao then I would have never had to read this shit.

cnn.com, Gif, and Jesus: CAW CNN
@CNN
Follow
Non-military households would pay a "war
tax" to help cover the health care of veterans
of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto
O'Rourke's campaign unveiled on Monday
V
Beto O'Rourke proposes 'war tax' as part of veterans' plan
Non-military households would pay a "war tax" to help Cover the health care of
veterans of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto O'Rourke's campaign unveiled
edition.cnn.com
5:13 AM - 24 Jun 2019
wildplantts:

ironpour:

paxamericana:

jesus christ fuck off

Beto should have stayed in his lane in Texas and ran for senator again lmao then I would have never had to read this shit.

cnn.com, Gif, and Jesus: CAW CNN
@CNN
Follow
Non-military households would pay a "war
tax" to help cover the health care of veterans
of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto
O'Rourke's campaign unveiled on Monday
V
Beto O'Rourke proposes 'war tax' as part of veterans' plan
Non-military households would pay a "war tax" to help Cover the health care of
veterans of newly-authorized wars under a plan Beto O'Rourke's campaign unveiled
edition.cnn.com
5:13 AM - 24 Jun 2019
wildplantts:

ironpour:

paxamericana:

jesus christ fuck off

Beto should have stayed in his lane in Texas and ran for senator again lmao then I would have never had to read this shit.

wildplantts: ironpour: paxamericana: jesus christ fuck off Beto should have stayed in his lane in Texas and ran for senator again lma...

Flexing, Homeless, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives British people when they see a homeless person on the streets: Flex tape will not fix that : dankmemes

Flexing, Homeless, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
British people when they see a homeless
person on the streets:
Flex tape will not fix that : dankmemes

Flexing, Homeless, and Streets: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
British people when they see a homeless
person on the streets:
Flex tape will not fix that : dankmemes

Flex tape will not fix that : dankmemes

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives hold up Its a great plan

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan

Its a great plan

Dank, Homeless, and Memes: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives hold up Its a great plan by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Dank, Homeless, and Memes: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan by kevinowdziej
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people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan by kevinowdziej
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Its a great plan by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives hold up Its a great plan

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan

Homeless, All, and Hold: We plan to cut all homeless
people in half by 2025.
Conservatives
hold up
Its a great plan

Its a great plan

Memes, Today, and Relatable: There goes my plan for today Relatable Memes Hilarious Can't Stop Laughing - Success Worth

Memes, Today, and Relatable: There goes my plan for today
Relatable Memes Hilarious Can't Stop Laughing - Success Worth

Memes, Today, and Relatable: There goes my plan for today
Relatable Memes Hilarious Can't Stop Laughing - Success Worth

Relatable Memes Hilarious Can't Stop Laughing - Success Worth

Children, Dank, and God: Sea Nymph @simplynottyxx Follow Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the children who got aborted." Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster care?" Them: RETWEETS LIKES 12,098 16,998 5:29 PM 20 Oct 2016 Um, maybe God has a plan for them by FachinGazebo MORE MEMES

Children, Dank, and God: Sea Nymph
@simplynottyxx
Follow
Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the
children who got aborted."
Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster
care?"
Them:
RETWEETS
LIKES
12,098
16,998
5:29 PM 20 Oct 2016
Um, maybe God has a plan for them by FachinGazebo
MORE MEMES

Children, Dank, and God: Sea Nymph
@simplynottyxx
Follow
Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the
children who got aborted."
Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster
care?"
Them:
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Children, God, and Life: Sea Nymph @simplynottyxx Follow Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the children who got aborted." Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster care?" Them: RETWEETS LIKES 12,098 16,998 5:29 PM 20 Oct 2016 Um, maybe God has a plan for them

Children, God, and Life: Sea Nymph
@simplynottyxx
Follow
Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the
children who got aborted."
Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster
care?"
Them:
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Um, maybe God has a plan for them

Children, God, and Life: Sea Nymph
@simplynottyxx
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Pro-Life Fools: "I wish I can be a parent to the
children who got aborted."
Us: "Okay but what about the kids in foster
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Them:
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Um, maybe God has a plan for them

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Life, Alright, and Tor: Leader at Area 51: Alright. The plan is-
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Ме:
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Gym, Business, and Net: SOME OF YALL GOHARD IN THE GYM BUT STILL LOOK THE SAME MIGHT BE YOUR MEAL PLAN. BUT THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS tuE net 🍵🐸

Gym, Business, and Net: SOME OF YALL GOHARD IN THE
GYM BUT STILL LOOK THE SAME
MIGHT BE YOUR MEAL PLAN. BUT
THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
tuE net
🍵🐸

Gym, Business, and Net: SOME OF YALL GOHARD IN THE
GYM BUT STILL LOOK THE SAME
MIGHT BE YOUR MEAL PLAN. BUT
THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
tuE net
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🍵🐸

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
Mornin (
So I'm writing this book
I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
just stuck and have been for ages
It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
wanna be in a chapter?
Today 10:59 AM
Do I get my own chapter?
Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
could've done differently to make sure thatl
don't fuck it up next time 'round
Sounds like a lot of work
Nah, after disappointing so many times it
comes naturally
Something you're quite proud of lol
What'll be the name of my chapter?
Or is that something you name afterwards?
Today 12:54 PM
Megan all the wrong choices
How's that
Disappointing
You're doing well
I can only go up from here
My plan is working perfectly
Oh?
I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
your hands together like an evil villain lol
Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
here. Got my master plan right on track
Next step is to make an awful first date
and
me dress up.
n shist is about as nice
Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
chili
Lmfao
That sounds interesting
Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
throw them?
Nah we throw them at each other, and let
our body heat cook them. Just like how they
did in the old days
SWEET
After that we can go to the local fountain
and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
Today 4:24 PM
Can we get beignets?
Today 4:42 PM
Fine but you're paying
Gonna be the worst date ever
Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
chili
K but in gonna burn it
Fair warning
When is this date?
And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
Extra flavor
Oh god
When are you free?
I've got a butt load of work till Friday
afternoon
: I'm free Friday
That works for me
Cool
Here's my number
T
Hobo chili

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
Mornin (
So I'm writing this book
I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
just stuck and have been for ages
It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
wanna be in a chapter?
Today 10:59 AM
Do I get my own chapter?
Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
could've done differently to make sure thatl
don't fuck it up next time 'round
Sounds like a lot of work
Nah, after disappointing so many times it
comes naturally
Something you're quite proud of lol
What'll be the name of my chapter?
Or is that something you name afterwards?
Today 12:54 PM
Megan all the wrong choices
How's that
Disappointing
You're doing well
I can only go up from here
My plan is working perfectly
Oh?
I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
your hands together like an evil villain lol
Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
here. Got my master plan right on track
Next step is to make an awful first date
and
me dress up.
n shist is about as nice
Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
chili
Lmfao
That sounds interesting
Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
throw them?
Nah we throw them at each other, and let
our body heat cook them. Just like how they
did in the old days
SWEET
After that we can go to the local fountain
and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
Today 4:24 PM
Can we get beignets?
Today 4:42 PM
Fine but you're paying
Gonna be the worst date ever
Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
chili
K but in gonna burn it
Fair warning
When is this date?
And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
Extra flavor
Oh god
When are you free?
I've got a butt load of work till Friday
afternoon
: I'm free Friday
That works for me
Cool
Here's my number
T
Hobo chili

Hobo chili

Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it's saved a few lives I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS. I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS. IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE, FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE. BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!" HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK. I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE." "A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES. WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE irondad-not-ironsad: aurora-nerin: tea-rabbits: ultimate-science-nerd: positivelyqueerace: dreamsrainandwitchythings: intp-again: muslimintp-1999-girl: asexualchristian: mentalmentalhealth: girlwhorpsalot: I needed this. Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you! Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried… We need more people like this Goddamn it stop making me feel human The therapist I wanna be. Text in the image: “I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.” I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness. I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope. But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!” How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders. And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species. With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety. All I’m doing is handing out sticks. You’re the one saying alive. I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post. Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days. Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself. this is fuckin incredible. I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster
in my waiting room, apparently it's
saved a few lives
I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE
HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING
ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO
DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS.
I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS.
IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE,
FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T
SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE.
BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY
DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW!
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!"
HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE
A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN
HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE
MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF
JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS
AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK.
I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE."
"A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO
AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT
PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS
LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT
THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING
BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY
ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS
YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE
irondad-not-ironsad:
aurora-nerin:

tea-rabbits:

ultimate-science-nerd:

positivelyqueerace:

dreamsrainandwitchythings:

intp-again:

muslimintp-1999-girl:

asexualchristian:

mentalmentalhealth:

girlwhorpsalot:

I needed this.

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

We need more people like this

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

The therapist I wanna be.

Text in the image:
“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”
I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.
I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.
But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”
How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.
And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.
With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.
All I’m doing is handing out sticks.
You’re the one saying alive.

I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.

Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days.
Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

this is fuckin incredible.

I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster
in my waiting room, apparently it's
saved a few lives
I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE
HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING
ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO
DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS.
I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS.
IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE,
FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T
SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE.
BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY
DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW!
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!"
HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE
A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN
HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE
MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF
JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS
AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK.
I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE."
"A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO
AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT
PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS
LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT
THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING
BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY
ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS
YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE
irondad-not-ironsad:
aurora-nerin:

tea-rabbits:

ultimate-science-nerd:

positivelyqueerace:

dreamsrainandwitchythings:

intp-again:

muslimintp-1999-girl:

asexualchristian:

mentalmentalhealth:

girlwhorpsalot:

I needed this.

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

We need more people like this

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

The therapist I wanna be.

Text in the image:
“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”
I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.
I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.
But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”
How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.
And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.
With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.
All I’m doing is handing out sticks.
You’re the one saying alive.

I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.

Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days.
Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

this is fuckin incredible.

I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

irondad-not-ironsad: aurora-nerin: tea-rabbits: ultimate-science-nerd: positivelyqueerace: dreamsrainandwitchythings: intp-again: mu...

Aaron Rodgers, Children, and Dallas Cowboys: STORM AREA 51 OFFICIAL ATTACK PLAN @NFL_MEMES People who think Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady Cowboys fans DK Metcalf People who finished last in their fantasy football leagues Phillip Rivers and his large army of children Raiders fans who think this year is also their year Kareem Hunt (to kick any guards) & Tyreek Hill (to babysit Phillip Rivers' kids) Saints fans who actually signed a petition to replay the NFC Championship game Dave Gettleman & the entire New York Giants front office Seahawks fans who became Seahawks fans in 2012 Eagles fans still drunk from celebrating Super Bowl 52 to absorb bullets The rest of us sneaking in the back safely Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Aaron Rodgers, Children, and Dallas Cowboys: STORM AREA 51 OFFICIAL ATTACK PLAN
@NFL_MEMES
People who think Aaron Rodgers
is better than Tom Brady
Cowboys fans
DK Metcalf
People who finished last in
their fantasy football leagues
Phillip Rivers and his large army
of children
Raiders fans who think this year
is also their year
Kareem Hunt (to kick any guards)
& Tyreek Hill (to babysit Phillip
Rivers' kids)
Saints fans who actually signed
a petition to replay the NFC
Championship game
Dave Gettleman & the entire
New York Giants front office
Seahawks fans who became
Seahawks fans in 2012
Eagles fans still drunk from
celebrating Super Bowl 52 to
absorb bullets
The rest of us sneaking in the
back safely
Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Aaron Rodgers, Children, and Dallas Cowboys: STORM AREA 51 OFFICIAL ATTACK PLAN
@NFL_MEMES
People who think Aaron Rodgers
is better than Tom Brady
Cowboys fans
DK Metcalf
People who finished last in
their fantasy football leagues
Phillip Rivers and his large army
of children
Raiders fans who think this year
is also their year
Kareem Hunt (to kick any guards)
& Tyreek Hill (to babysit Phillip
Rivers' kids)
Saints fans who actually signed
a petition to replay the NFC
Championship game
Dave Gettleman & the entire
New York Giants front office
Seahawks fans who became
Seahawks fans in 2012
Eagles fans still drunk from
celebrating Super Bowl 52 to
absorb bullets
The rest of us sneaking in the
back safely
Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Memes, Aliens, and Dress: new plan bois Instead of storming area 51 to see aliens, we should dress like aliens outside so they take us in

Memes, Aliens, and Dress: new plan bois
Instead of storming
area 51 to see aliens,
we should dress like
aliens outside so they
take us in

Memes, Aliens, and Dress: new plan bois
Instead of storming
area 51 to see aliens,
we should dress like
aliens outside so they
take us in

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales What has been your worst "nice guy" experience? So, possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the "women want him, men want to *be* him" stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a not going well. Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't look at all comfortable. The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says "well, least I know you can swallow right?" Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway" I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with "sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing. No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get involved" type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway. I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says "Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to "stab him in the neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea, I sit down. He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?" Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see. Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up" Guy: "oh no well that..." Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, me, the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill., the full bill now, this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I'll leave it up to you. Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop: while writing down the guys details 1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further. Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here". Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* "Well I'm here with my daughter, she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd prefer to call someone else?" Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much! *guy returns, so does the hardarse cop* Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have back.". my Cop: "There you go. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again. Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!" The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap. It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero. malicemanaged Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his life. Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales
What has been your worst
"nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the
"women want him, men want to *be* him"
stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by
*god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at
the time, and behind us are a couple on a
not going well. Guy was being
I
rather
inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't
look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly
my guess is she wanted to get it over with.
Guy proceeds to comment on it and says
"well, least I know you can swallow right?"
Loudly
Girl goes red and tells him that isn't
appropriate, he literally waves his hand in
a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm
down I was going to find out in a few hours
anyway"
I missed her exact re
as she moved to a
hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what
was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this.
He responded with "sweetheart I picked
lost the
colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get
involved" type of people and there is no way
I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get
up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but
I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that
motherfucker through a wall. I may have had
a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand
came down on my shoulder and I look up
to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says
"Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total
confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my
current plan amounted to "stab him in the
neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's
not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it
around and sits down with the couple. Then..
he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the
table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in
his face
Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my
daughters birthday with my family when I
distinctly hear you threaten this young lady,
would you care to explain yourself?"
Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see.
Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we
take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing,
so right now I'm deciding if I want to have
some of my buddies come pick you up"
Guy: "oh no well that..."
Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's
dinner, so how about you hand me your ID,
me, the dn't want yhe staff here and
settle your bill., the full bill now, this young
lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your
poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first
option, I'll leave it up to you.
Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands
over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the
direction of the counter
Cop: while writing down the guys details
1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not
intruding it just seemed like you could use
some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want
to pursue this further I'll have some of the
boys pick him up on his way home, we can
definitely take this further.
Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run
out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here".
Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to
comforting father figure in about half a
second* "Well I'm here with my daughter,
she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to
finish your meal with us? We can run you
home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd
prefer to call someone else?"
Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou
so much!
*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop*
Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have
back.".
my
Cop: "There you go. now I have your details
right here so I *highly* recommend you
don't go near or contact this young lady ever
again.
Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!"
The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the
qirl went and sat with the cop and his family
and by the time we left they were still sitting
around talking and laughing about random
crap.
It was hands down the best way I have ever
seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That
cop is my hero.
malicemanaged
Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his
life.
Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales
What has been your worst
"nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the
"women want him, men want to *be* him"
stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by
*god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at
the time, and behind us are a couple on a
not going well. Guy was being
I
rather
inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't
look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly
my guess is she wanted to get it over with.
Guy proceeds to comment on it and says
"well, least I know you can swallow right?"
Loudly
Girl goes red and tells him that isn't
appropriate, he literally waves his hand in
a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm
down I was going to find out in a few hours
anyway"
I missed her exact re
as she moved to a
hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what
was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this.
He responded with "sweetheart I picked
lost the
colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get
involved" type of people and there is no way
I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get
up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but
I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that
motherfucker through a wall. I may have had
a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand
came down on my shoulder and I look up
to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says
"Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total
confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my
current plan amounted to "stab him in the
neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's
not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it
around and sits down with the couple. Then..
he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the
table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in
his face
Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my
daughters birthday with my family when I
distinctly hear you threaten this young lady,
would you care to explain yourself?"
Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see.
Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we
take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing,
so right now I'm deciding if I want to have
some of my buddies come pick you up"
Guy: "oh no well that..."
Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's
dinner, so how about you hand me your ID,
me, the dn't want yhe staff here and
settle your bill., the full bill now, this young
lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your
poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first
option, I'll leave it up to you.
Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands
over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the
direction of the counter
Cop: while writing down the guys details
1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not
intruding it just seemed like you could use
some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want
to pursue this further I'll have some of the
boys pick him up on his way home, we can
definitely take this further.
Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run
out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here".
Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to
comforting father figure in about half a
second* "Well I'm here with my daughter,
she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to
finish your meal with us? We can run you
home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd
prefer to call someone else?"
Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou
so much!
*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop*
Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have
back.".
my
Cop: "There you go. now I have your details
right here so I *highly* recommend you
don't go near or contact this young lady ever
again.
Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!"
The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the
qirl went and sat with the cop and his family
and by the time we left they were still sitting
around talking and laughing about random
crap.
It was hands down the best way I have ever
seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That
cop is my hero.
malicemanaged
Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his
life.
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Warriors, d'Angelo Russell, and The Warriors: WE DIDN'T
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it's all according
to god's plan
I. Create
universe
2. Give Nick
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA WITH NO
HEALTHY WAY TO COPE
UNTIL HE RUINS EVERYTHING
BEFORE GETTING HELP

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it's all according
to god's plan
I. Create
universe
2. Give Nick
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA WITH NO
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bana05
This is legit and people don't realize it.
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doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time
if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
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This is legit and people don't realize it.
indianajjones
"hey what are you doing?"
"nothing"
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Dank, God, and Money: Tyran
@TyranKyran
im not bragging but i
I am so Humble
just wanna thank god i went from living
paycheck to paycheck to saving up
enough money to purchase a data plan
that allowed me to download this
picture
(credit: @tyrankyran/twitter)

Dank, God, and Money: Tyran
@TyranKyran
im not bragging but i
I am so Humble
just wanna thank god i went from living
paycheck to paycheck to saving up
enough money to purchase a data plan
that allowed me to download this
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ATTACK PLAN
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Rock Throwers
- Karens
- Furries
- Anti-vax Kids
Rest of Us
People Armed to the Teeth
- Crack Heads
Sneaking In Safely
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