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piston: ELCHAPO MISTRESS FLIPS ON HIM IN COURT, EXPOSES SECRETS OF HIS NAKED ESCAPE THROUGH MEXICAN SEWER AS WIFE LISTENS @Fap El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer tunnel.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ The mistress stated that she was in bed with Chapo at 3AM on Feb. 16, 2014, when she was suddenly woken up by loud noises,⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “I heard, like, a lot of thumps and helicopters. I heard yelling,” she recalled. Which was a U.S team and Mexican forces trying to break in the house.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “They’re on us! They’re on us!” Chapo’s associate Carlos Manuel (Condor) Hoo Ramirez yelled as Chapo, whose real name is Joaquín Guzmán Loera, started running around in a panic, Sánchez said.⁣⁣ - -⁣ ⁣ She also stated that Chapo was completely naked through all of this,⁣ ⁣ “There was like a lid on the bathtub that came up,” Sánchez testified. “I was like, ‘Do I have to go in there?…The entire tub was hollow underneath…It had a kind of a hydraulic (lift) — they call it a piston.”⁣ ⁣ “The first thing I saw was wooden steps,” she said. “I heard (Chapo) say to Condor, ‘Close up the tub.’”⁣ -⁣ Sánchez said “complete darkness” swallowed them once the hatch was closed.⁣ ⁣ “For me, it was horrible because I had never been in a place like that. It was a humid place with mud,” she told the jury.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm
piston: ELCHAPO MISTRESS FLIPS ON HIM IN COURT,
 EXPOSES SECRETS OF HIS NAKED ESCAPE
 THROUGH MEXICAN SEWER AS WIFE LISTENS
 @Fap
El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer tunnel.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ The mistress stated that she was in bed with Chapo at 3AM on Feb. 16, 2014, when she was suddenly woken up by loud noises,⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “I heard, like, a lot of thumps and helicopters. I heard yelling,” she recalled. Which was a U.S team and Mexican forces trying to break in the house.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “They’re on us! They’re on us!” Chapo’s associate Carlos Manuel (Condor) Hoo Ramirez yelled as Chapo, whose real name is Joaquín Guzmán Loera, started running around in a panic, Sánchez said.⁣⁣ - -⁣ ⁣ She also stated that Chapo was completely naked through all of this,⁣ ⁣ “There was like a lid on the bathtub that came up,” Sánchez testified. “I was like, ‘Do I have to go in there?…The entire tub was hollow underneath…It had a kind of a hydraulic (lift) — they call it a piston.”⁣ ⁣ “The first thing I saw was wooden steps,” she said. “I heard (Chapo) say to Condor, ‘Close up the tub.’”⁣ -⁣ Sánchez said “complete darkness” swallowed them once the hatch was closed.⁣ ⁣ “For me, it was horrible because I had never been in a place like that. It was a humid place with mud,” she told the jury.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground se...

piston: 104 102 PISTON 23 FOX SPORT BlakeGriffin gets hit with that splashcam 😂💦🏀 @houseofhighlights @blakegriffin32 @worldstar WSHH
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BlakeGriffin gets hit with that splashcam 😂💦🏀 @houseofhighlights @blakegriffin32 @worldstar WSHH

BlakeGriffin gets hit with that splashcam 😂💦🏀 @houseofhighlights @blakegriffin32 @worldstar WSHH

piston: Hoy hace 4 arios nuestro comandante supremo, eterno, universal, intergalactico, inmortal, omnipotente. Super Saiyajin fase 4. Ganador de 5 copas piston. 3 Veces sobreviviente de los juegos del hambre. El que mato a Smaug. El primer nino elegido. El Dovahkiin sangre de dragon. El que mato a Immortal Joe. Padre de los hijos de Beyonce. El divergente de las 5 facciones. El que le dio el Oscar a DiCaprio. El que mato a todos los famosos del 2016. Ganador 7 veces de RuPaul's Drag Race sin ser Drag. El avatar maestro de los cuatro elementos. El que le quito la corona a Colombia. Creador de Deadpool. El Que le quito el Oscar a La La Land. El que llevo el anillo a Mordor. Maestro Supremo Jedi. Creador de la fuerza El que llevo a Kylo Ren al lado oscuro. Quien llevo a Trump a la presidencia en su version alola. El que obtuvo la Trifuerza y fue elegido por la diosa Hylia. El que mato a Ragnar. Creador de Mewtwo. Creador del Brexit. El que revivio a Jon Snow, Hugo de la tormenta de la casa Chavez, primero de su nombre el que no arde. Rey de Meereen. Rey de los Andalos y los primeros hombres. Khalasar del gran mar de hierba, rompedor de cadenas y padre de dragones. Rey del trono de hierro y Asgard mas los 9 mundos de Yggdrasil, el que metio a Bayonetta en Smash y le toco una teta. Violo a Dante e Hijo de Simon Bolivar que fue elevado al Olimpo donde fue alabado por Cronos, Zeus, Buda, se raspo a Afrodita y le dio palo a Kratos See murio y se lo chupo el Diablo, este tipo hundio como nunca a Venezuela. Asi que si, lo celebro sin ningun remordimiento como debe ser, pudrete en el infierno perra. Enjoy your meal Mr Satan En realidad murió en diciembre y usaron 3 meses para preparar internamente las elecciones, pero igual como hoy es su día oficial pues se lo celebramos también...
piston: Hoy hace 4 arios nuestro comandante supremo, eterno, universal,
 intergalactico, inmortal, omnipotente. Super Saiyajin fase 4. Ganador de 5
 copas piston. 3 Veces sobreviviente de los juegos del hambre. El que mato
 a Smaug. El primer nino elegido. El Dovahkiin sangre de dragon. El que
 mato a Immortal Joe. Padre de los hijos de Beyonce. El divergente de las 5
 facciones. El que le dio el Oscar a DiCaprio. El que mato a todos los
 famosos del 2016. Ganador 7 veces de RuPaul's Drag Race sin ser Drag. El
 avatar maestro de los cuatro elementos. El que le quito la corona a
 Colombia. Creador de Deadpool. El Que le quito el Oscar a La La Land. El
 que llevo el anillo a Mordor. Maestro Supremo Jedi. Creador de la fuerza
 El que llevo a Kylo Ren al lado oscuro. Quien llevo a Trump a la presidencia
 en su version alola. El que obtuvo la Trifuerza y fue elegido por la diosa
 Hylia. El que mato a Ragnar. Creador de Mewtwo. Creador del Brexit. El
 que revivio a Jon Snow, Hugo de la tormenta de la casa Chavez, primero
 de su nombre el que no arde. Rey de Meereen. Rey de los Andalos y los
 primeros hombres. Khalasar del gran mar de hierba, rompedor de cadenas
 y padre de dragones. Rey del trono de hierro y Asgard mas los 9 mundos
 de Yggdrasil, el que metio a Bayonetta en Smash y le toco una teta. Violo a
 Dante e Hijo de Simon Bolivar que fue elevado al Olimpo donde fue
 alabado por Cronos, Zeus, Buda, se raspo a Afrodita y le dio palo a Kratos
 See murio y se lo chupo el Diablo, este tipo hundio como nunca a
 Venezuela. Asi que si, lo celebro sin ningun remordimiento como debe ser,
 pudrete en el infierno perra. Enjoy your meal Mr Satan
En realidad murió en diciembre y usaron 3 meses para preparar internamente las elecciones, pero igual como hoy es su día oficial pues se lo celebramos también...

En realidad murió en diciembre y usaron 3 meses para preparar internamente las elecciones, pero igual como hoy es su día oficial pues se...

piston: NEWS Audi ha revealed a facelifted RS3, packing the updated 2.5-litre inline-five fromthe RS3 Saloon and TT RS Via @carthrottlenews - Audi’s stonkingly fast RS3 quietly went out of production part way through last year, but now it’s back with a (slightly) new face and a new heart. - The ‘heart’ in question is the overhauled 2.5-litre, turbocharged inline-five first seen in the TT RS and the incoming RS3 saloon, putting out 395bhp and 354lb ft - an increase of 33bhp and 11lb ft when compared to the old car. - It’s a lighter engine, shedding 33kg over the old unit thanks to an aluminium crankcase, among other things. There’s a new dual injection system too, plus a valvelift feature “for moderate fuel consumption at low and partial load as well as more spontaneous throttle response and a high level of tractive power at full load.” Lovely. - With its newfound power, the four-wheel drive RS3 Sportback will hit 62mph from rest in just 4.1 seconds - 0.1sec quicker than a Mercedes-AMG A45 and bang on the time of the RS3 saloon. The top speed mirrors the saloon too: it’s the usual 155mph electronic limiter, which can be bumped up to 174mph should you tick the right option box. - Compared to a boggo A3 Sportback the suspension is 25mm lower, with the track by 20mm at the front and the wheel arches flared to suit. The brake discs are 370mm whoppers at the front with eight piston callipers, with 310mm rotors squeezed by monoblock callipers at the rear. If you want posh carbon ceramics rotors, those are optional. - On the inside, you might notice the presence of Audi’s virtual cockpit system, which found its way into the rest of the A3 range last year. You might also notice the automatic gear selector: sorry guys, like the last RS3, it’s powered by a seven-speed ‘S Tronic’ dual-clutch transmission only. - The car will make its public debut at the Geneva Motor Show next month.
piston: NEWS
 Audi ha
 revealed a facelifted RS3, packing
 the updated 2.5-litre inline-five fromthe RS3
 Saloon and TT RS
Via @carthrottlenews - Audi’s stonkingly fast RS3 quietly went out of production part way through last year, but now it’s back with a (slightly) new face and a new heart. - The ‘heart’ in question is the overhauled 2.5-litre, turbocharged inline-five first seen in the TT RS and the incoming RS3 saloon, putting out 395bhp and 354lb ft - an increase of 33bhp and 11lb ft when compared to the old car. - It’s a lighter engine, shedding 33kg over the old unit thanks to an aluminium crankcase, among other things. There’s a new dual injection system too, plus a valvelift feature “for moderate fuel consumption at low and partial load as well as more spontaneous throttle response and a high level of tractive power at full load.” Lovely. - With its newfound power, the four-wheel drive RS3 Sportback will hit 62mph from rest in just 4.1 seconds - 0.1sec quicker than a Mercedes-AMG A45 and bang on the time of the RS3 saloon. The top speed mirrors the saloon too: it’s the usual 155mph electronic limiter, which can be bumped up to 174mph should you tick the right option box. - Compared to a boggo A3 Sportback the suspension is 25mm lower, with the track by 20mm at the front and the wheel arches flared to suit. The brake discs are 370mm whoppers at the front with eight piston callipers, with 310mm rotors squeezed by monoblock callipers at the rear. If you want posh carbon ceramics rotors, those are optional. - On the inside, you might notice the presence of Audi’s virtual cockpit system, which found its way into the rest of the A3 range last year. You might also notice the automatic gear selector: sorry guys, like the last RS3, it’s powered by a seven-speed ‘S Tronic’ dual-clutch transmission only. - The car will make its public debut at the Geneva Motor Show next month.

Via @carthrottlenews - Audi’s stonkingly fast RS3 quietly went out of production part way through last year, but now it’s back with a (sl...

piston: 刀 CETES This soldier from the National Guard surprised his family during the Celtics-Pistons game 🙏🏼
piston: 刀
 CETES
This soldier from the National Guard surprised his family during the Celtics-Pistons game 🙏🏼

This soldier from the National Guard surprised his family during the Celtics-Pistons game 🙏🏼

piston: HH NEWS The 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang IS A 740bhp Monster Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, more details emerging about the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon and now this: the 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang. - As with the last Super Snake Mustang from Shelby American, the 50th Anniversary car straps a supercharger to the familiar 5.0-litre Coyote V8 to push the eight-cylinder anger well beyond 600bhp. It’s good for 660bhp in ‘standard’ guise, although if you tick the right options (which you absolutely should), that jumps to 740bhp. Lovely. - Thankfully, Shelby hasn’t just chucked a load of power to the rear wheels and left it at that. The 50th also gets upgraded brakes in the form of six-piston front-four-piston rear callipers from Wilwood, along with a new ducting to keep them cool. - The suspension has been given a thorough working over with new dampers, springs, anti-roll bars and bushes, while the exterior has been treated to a whole host of angrier body parts. Plus a smattering of 50th Anniversary badges, obviously. - Naturally this doesn’t come cheap: the total cost including the standard Mustang donor car comes to $69,995, before you tick that 740bhp option. But for a proper Shelby-tuned pony car with a silly power output and an enviable parts list, perhaps that’s not so bad.
piston: HH NEWS
 The 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake
 Mustang IS A 740bhp Monster
Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, more details emerging about the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon and now this: the 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang. - As with the last Super Snake Mustang from Shelby American, the 50th Anniversary car straps a supercharger to the familiar 5.0-litre Coyote V8 to push the eight-cylinder anger well beyond 600bhp. It’s good for 660bhp in ‘standard’ guise, although if you tick the right options (which you absolutely should), that jumps to 740bhp. Lovely. - Thankfully, Shelby hasn’t just chucked a load of power to the rear wheels and left it at that. The 50th also gets upgraded brakes in the form of six-piston front-four-piston rear callipers from Wilwood, along with a new ducting to keep them cool. - The suspension has been given a thorough working over with new dampers, springs, anti-roll bars and bushes, while the exterior has been treated to a whole host of angrier body parts. Plus a smattering of 50th Anniversary badges, obviously. - Naturally this doesn’t come cheap: the total cost including the standard Mustang donor car comes to $69,995, before you tick that 740bhp option. But for a proper Shelby-tuned pony car with a silly power output and an enviable parts list, perhaps that’s not so bad.

Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, mo...

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