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Phone: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
Phone: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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Phone: 50 memes from my phone pt i
Phone: 50 memes from my phone pt i

50 memes from my phone pt i

Phone: Sexy phone thief
Phone: Sexy phone thief

Sexy phone thief

Phone: Phone clearing dump 4
Phone: Phone clearing dump 4

Phone clearing dump 4

Phone: Phone clearing dump (Nathan Pyle) Part 1
Phone: Phone clearing dump (Nathan Pyle) Part 1

Phone clearing dump (Nathan Pyle) Part 1

Phone: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone
Phone: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

Phone: feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!  I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. ** Practice on Me New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers. His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup. “Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.” His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?” Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?” “I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.” “Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.” “It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?” “I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading
Phone: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
“Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
“I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
“Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
“It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?”
“I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

Phone: Phone clearing dump, stolen memes and random tweets
Phone: Phone clearing dump, stolen memes and random tweets

Phone clearing dump, stolen memes and random tweets

Phone: Phone dumplings
Phone: Phone dumplings

Phone dumplings

Phone: Phone dump
Phone: Phone dump

Phone dump

Phone: Tiktok only has the phone version
Phone: Tiktok only has the phone version

Tiktok only has the phone version

Phone: Phone clearing dump part 1
Phone: Phone clearing dump part 1

Phone clearing dump part 1

Phone: Tilt your phone back and looking at the screen from the charging hole, now close one eye
Phone: Tilt your phone back and looking at the screen from the charging hole, now close one eye

Tilt your phone back and looking at the screen from the charging hole, now close one eye

Phone: Virus free phone clearing dump1
Phone: Virus free phone clearing dump1

Virus free phone clearing dump1

Phone: Pick up the phone and make someone’s day
Phone: Pick up the phone and make someone’s day

Pick up the phone and make someone’s day

Phone: Slade looks at his phone then rips his face off.
Phone: Slade looks at his phone then rips his face off.

Slade looks at his phone then rips his face off.

Phone: angelfire115: zetarays: angeredthoughts: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.  (basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars) Yes this! Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images) And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds). Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough). Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture. Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure. You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you. Not even a little bit. @tamberland THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED
Phone: angelfire115:

zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

angelfire115: zetarays: angeredthoughts: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for t...

Phone: Classical memes dumperino to clear phone
Phone: Classical memes dumperino to clear phone

Classical memes dumperino to clear phone

Phone: This is so me. I have thousands photos of my dogs on my phone.(via)
Phone: This is so me. I have thousands photos of my dogs on my phone.(via)

This is so me. I have thousands photos of my dogs on my phone.(via)

Phone: My phone will never die again
Phone: My phone will never die again

My phone will never die again

Phone: Tilt your phone
Phone: Tilt your phone

Tilt your phone

Phone: Phone clearing meme dump. Look out below
Phone: Phone clearing meme dump. Look out below

Phone clearing meme dump. Look out below

Phone: Wake and phone on -7% percent
Phone: Wake and phone on -7% percent

Wake and phone on -7% percent

Phone: Tilt your phone
Phone: Tilt your phone

Tilt your phone

Phone: Daughter left her phone out AGAIN. Had fun with text replacement.
Phone: Daughter left her phone out AGAIN. Had fun with text replacement.

Daughter left her phone out AGAIN. Had fun with text replacement.

Phone: Please enter your phone number.
Phone: Please enter your phone number.

Please enter your phone number.

Phone: Phone clearing with NIИ tax. This dump is varied and mostly stolen, except the NIИ tax, which I made myself (one of the first memes I ever made).
Phone: Phone clearing with NIИ tax. This dump is varied and mostly stolen, except the NIИ tax, which I made myself (one of the first memes I ever made).

Phone clearing with NIИ tax. This dump is varied and mostly stolen, except the NIИ tax, which I made myself (one of the first memes I eve...

Phone: More of the many stolen memes from me phone part 2
Phone: More of the many stolen memes from me phone part 2

More of the many stolen memes from me phone part 2

Phone: Sorry for bad quality, made it on phone.
Phone: Sorry for bad quality, made it on phone.

Sorry for bad quality, made it on phone.

Phone: Clearing Phone Dump 1/?
Phone: Clearing Phone Dump 1/?

Clearing Phone Dump 1/?

Phone: Photoshop on the phone is not good
Phone: Photoshop on the phone is not good

Photoshop on the phone is not good

Phone: plantanarchy: ampervadasz: Unmute ! I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”
Phone: plantanarchy:

ampervadasz:
Unmute !


I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

plantanarchy: ampervadasz: Unmute ! I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her sh...

Phone: Phone clearing dump
Phone: Phone clearing dump

Phone clearing dump

Phone: So, I shaved after a little more than 2 years. My phone was first to not recognize me and I had to reset Face ID 😆
Phone: So, I shaved after a little more than 2 years. My phone was first to not recognize me and I had to reset Face ID 😆

So, I shaved after a little more than 2 years. My phone was first to not recognize me and I had to reset Face ID 😆

Phone: Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown MORE MEMES
Phone: Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown
MORE MEMES

Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown MORE MEMES

Phone: Guys where is my phone?
Phone: Guys where is my phone?

Guys where is my phone?

Phone: Guys where is my phone? by drinkingcarrots MORE MEMES
Phone: Guys where is my phone? by drinkingcarrots
MORE MEMES

Guys where is my phone? by drinkingcarrots MORE MEMES

Phone: Why phone? Why?
Phone: Why phone? Why?

Why phone? Why?

Phone: *slams phone*
Phone: *slams phone*

*slams phone*

Phone: Overslept and missed the phone call by Huesan MORE MEMES
Phone: Overslept and missed the phone call by Huesan
MORE MEMES

Overslept and missed the phone call by Huesan MORE MEMES