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Broing

Broing

Greatful
Greatful

Greatful

First Time
First Time

First Time

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And

Slanging
Slanging

Slanging

Its Funny
Its Funny

Its Funny

Egyption
Egyption

Egyption

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pharaoh: wolfram-william: catchymemes: Giza Pyramid from exactly above. -walks up to Pharaoh- Does it run Doom
pharaoh: wolfram-william:
catchymemes:
Giza Pyramid from exactly above.



-walks up to Pharaoh- Does it run Doom

wolfram-william: catchymemes: Giza Pyramid from exactly above. -walks up to Pharaoh- Does it run Doom

pharaoh: ON THIS DAY IN 1923 King Tut's burial chamber was entered British archeologist Howard Carter entered the inner burial chamber of Tutankhamun's tomb and found the 3,300-year-old sarcophagus and mummy of the Egyptian pharaoh remarkably preserved NIMBLE NEWS NETWORK Tutankhamun (King Tut) was an Egyptian pharaoh who lived around 3,300 years ago. He ascended the throne at the age of 9 and died when he was 19. His tomb was found in an area called the Valley of the Kings, east of the Nile River, in November of 1922. The burial chamber, which housed his mummified remains, was not entered until this day in 1923. Excavators at the time had an agreement with the Egyptian government. They could keep half of whatever they found. The other half went to the government. Intact tombs were the exception. Everything discovered in intact tombs belonged to the government. That rule was not honored. In 2011, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City agreed to return 19 artifacts it had acquired from the tomb. As for King Tut’s mummy, it remained in the tomb and was never put on public display until 2007. Last year, for the first time ever, the tomb and all 5,000 of the artifacts King Tut was buried with, more than three millennia ago, were shown in galleries at the billion-dollar Grand Egyptian Museum (also known as the Giza Museum), located between Cairo and the pyramids.
pharaoh: ON THIS DAY IN 1923
 King Tut's burial chamber was entered
 British archeologist Howard Carter entered the inner
 burial chamber of Tutankhamun's tomb and found
 the 3,300-year-old sarcophagus and mummy of
 the Egyptian pharaoh remarkably preserved
 NIMBLE NEWS NETWORK
Tutankhamun (King Tut) was an Egyptian pharaoh who lived around 3,300 years ago. He ascended the throne at the age of 9 and died when he was 19. His tomb was found in an area called the Valley of the Kings, east of the Nile River, in November of 1922. The burial chamber, which housed his mummified remains, was not entered until this day in 1923. Excavators at the time had an agreement with the Egyptian government. They could keep half of whatever they found. The other half went to the government. Intact tombs were the exception. Everything discovered in intact tombs belonged to the government. That rule was not honored. In 2011, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City agreed to return 19 artifacts it had acquired from the tomb. As for King Tut’s mummy, it remained in the tomb and was never put on public display until 2007. Last year, for the first time ever, the tomb and all 5,000 of the artifacts King Tut was buried with, more than three millennia ago, were shown in galleries at the billion-dollar Grand Egyptian Museum (also known as the Giza Museum), located between Cairo and the pyramids.

Tutankhamun (King Tut) was an Egyptian pharaoh who lived around 3,300 years ago. He ascended the throne at the age of 9 and died when he...

pharaoh: Sexy Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw Fucking Outside her House, ao3tagoftheday: oxymoronicromantic: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “sexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her house”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor “On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?” 7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.” …I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong???? Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier. Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
pharaoh: Sexy
 Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw
 Fucking Outside her House,
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor 

“On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?”
7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.”
…I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong????
Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier.

Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?

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pharaoh: theonion: Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
pharaoh: theonion:
Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures

theonion: Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures

pharaoh: somecunttookmyurl Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonioc civilization lasted 3,000 years. That's not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you're looking at more like... 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE 'BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931. It's a really long time guys. somecunttookmyurl Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and of "when shit happened if you started at 1AD" because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here's an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then... 300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi ll dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses Il 'the great' ascends to the throne 1740: World's first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses Il dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to the futureIf we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn't happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin. And that's just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates somecunttookmyurl I hate that this is still getting notes but that it's getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c'mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actually feel anything like ur hand does.
pharaoh: somecunttookmyurl
 Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a
 really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonioc
 civilization lasted 3,000 years. That's not even
 including predynastic civilization and Roman
 rule. If you lump that in you're looking at more
 like... 5,000 years.
 Like. If you want a comparison of how long that
 is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO
 THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT
 EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE
 HAPPENED SINCE THE 'BIRTH OF JESUS
 CHRIST
 We comparatively just entered the Third
 Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take
 over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not
 be born until the year 2931.
 It's a really long time guys.
 somecunttookmyurl
 Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and
 of "when shit happened if
 you started at 1AD" because I know backwards
 numbers are hard to process but here's an
 abridged version.
 If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in
 1AD then...
 300: step pyramid built
 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built
 815: Pepi ll dies and civil war breaks out
 950: Egypt re-unified
 1350: Middle Kingdom ends
 1450: New Kingdom begins
 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne
 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic
 religion and builds a new city
 1680: Tutankhamun dies
 1720: Ramesses Il 'the great' ascends to the
 throne
 1740: World's first peace treaty signed
 1790: Ramesses Il dies leaving way too many
 children
 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again
 And now we get to the futureIf we
 started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn't happened
 yet
 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state
 2180: Civil war
 2250: Nubian kings take over
 2335: Assyrian conquest
 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt
 2930: Cleopatra VII born
 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome.
 Fin.
 And that's just starting with the Pharaohs. If
 you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt
 you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND
 YEARS to all of those dates
 somecunttookmyurl
 I hate that this is still getting notes but that it's
 getting notes *without the timeline addition*
 like c'mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I
 DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT
 WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS
i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actually feel anything like ur hand does.

i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actua...

pharaoh: Baby Moses is floated down the Nile River to escape the Pharaoh’s persecution (circa 1272 B.C.)
pharaoh: Baby Moses is floated down the Nile River to escape the Pharaoh’s persecution (circa 1272 B.C.)

Baby Moses is floated down the Nile River to escape the Pharaoh’s persecution (circa 1272 B.C.)

pharaoh: aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt. damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards The fact that we know about her is marvelous. the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues . she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death  My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss. If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife? I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.  The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”  Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick. Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.
pharaoh: aydenisabadkid:
airdramon:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.


Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: dema...

pharaoh: aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt. damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards The fact that we know about her is marvelous. the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues . she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death  My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss. If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife? I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.  The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”  Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick. Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.
pharaoh: aydenisabadkid:

airdramon:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.


Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: dem...

pharaoh: aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt. damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards The fact that we know about her is marvelous. the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues . she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death  My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss. If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife? I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.  The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”  Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick. Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.
pharaoh: aydenisabadkid:

airdramon:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.


Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: dem...

pharaoh: nicolejones412 Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who's been dead for thousands of years. deux-zero-deux she wasn't a queen, she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh's statues to state her dominance and authority, she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt. cumleak damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards omguchrissy The fact that we know about her is marvelous. the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis Ill tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history,chiseled her name off her monuments,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues she was even left off the list of pharaohs..talk about some patriarchy her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don't exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death fatfury My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary mothensidhe She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss. If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife? I'm just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power ine sau d power Miss me, bitches? Then she punches Tuthmosis IlI straight in the dick. Source: xxerlflynn 482,180 notes D 画 Finally remembered
pharaoh: nicolejones412
 Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone
 who's been dead for thousands of years.
 deux-zero-deux
 she wasn't a queen, she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to
 as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh's
 statues to state her dominance and authority, she was actually one of
 the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she
 reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.
 cumleak
 damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards
 omguchrissy
 The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
 the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis Ill tried to erase Hatshepsut out of
 history,chiseled her name off her monuments,covered the text on her
 obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues
 she was even left off the list of pharaohs..talk about some patriarchy
 her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a
 unmarked grave in early twentieth century
 sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world
 you don't exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death
 fatfury
 My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary
 mothensidhe
 She wore a fake beard, you guys.
 She was the fucking boss.
 If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?
 I'm just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out
 in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on
 being bros.
 The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling,
 rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power
 ine sau
 d power
 Miss me, bitches?
 Then she punches Tuthmosis IlI straight in the dick.
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