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Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out
 competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting
 seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction
 megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa
 crazy-pages
 Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range
 AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bt nippy
 Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: Heh
 Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?"
 Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you
 Yeah everybody knows someone like that
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes
 Aen
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy
 val tashoth
 Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active
 volcanism?
 well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction
 What, the moften rock?
 Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The
 best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chit?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about
 Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually
 what?
 ..what?"
 we sent
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one
 hundred degrees below treezing?
 y-yeah
 and they didnt. die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE32212121
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava,
 peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 wel
 Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile
 about those
 Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them
 better
 159.505 notes
Humans are wierd

Humans are wierd

Advice, Brains, and Global Warming: I'm gonna take this opportunity to move onAfter all, this weeks TIME Magazine to the advice section of the speech ifyoucalled you lazy, entitled narcissists, who young fölks will take advice from anyone. are part of the MEMEME Generation So self obsessed. Tweeting your Vine's Hashtagging your Spotify's and Snapchatting your YoLOS Your generation needs everything tobe about you and that's very upsetting to us Baby Boomers because self absorption is kind of our thing We re the original ME Generation wemade the last50 yearsaboutus We took all the money wesoaked up llthe governmentsServices and wev deepfried nearly everything in the ocean It may seem that all that's left for you is unpaid internships Monday to Tuesday mail deliver and thanks to global warming, soon, Semester at Se will mean sailing the coast of 0hio While traditional paths may seem harder to find, that means that you ma learn sooner than There is no secret society most generations, the hard lesson that.youut there, that will tap you on the must always make the path for yourselfshoulder one night andshow.you the way Because the true secret is Your life will not be defined by the society that we have left you To paraphrase Robert Bolt: Society has no moreidea of what yo@are than you do-Becauseultimately it has only your brains to think with Every,generation mustdenneitseit, and so, make the world that suits itself So. if you must findyour own path and we have left you no easy path then decide now to choose the hard path, that leads to the life and the world that you want. And don't worry if we don't approve of your choicessIn our.benign self absorption I believe we have given you a gi A particular form of independence. Because you do not owe the previous generation anything Thanks to us ou owe it to the Chinese srsfunny:I Miss Colbert
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 young fölks will take advice from anyone.
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 MEMEME Generation
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 Every,generation mustdenneitseit,
 and so, make the world that suits itself
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srsfunny:I Miss Colbert

Brains, Chill, and College: 53 Humans Are Weird arcticfoxbear So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all "SCOREI Earth like worldi Let's get exploring before we get out competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just.. there... counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving arafaelkestra To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a 'humans are awesome' fiction megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it. For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia. crazy-pages Alien: Im sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range. Alien:"... I'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was-20 at least. Human "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that. Alien:.. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling? Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes. Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy. val-tashoth You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active volcanism? Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction. What, the molten rock?" Well, yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES7 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about." Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such well, actually. ...what? we kinda.sent... people.. ".. what? we sent- no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?" y-yeah and they didn't... die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???1?1712 burntcopper But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeil is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again ...well.. Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible about those Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better 159,505 notes We are space australia
Brains, Chill, and College: 53
 Humans Are Weird
 arcticfoxbear
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all "SCOREI Earth like worldi Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just.. there... counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a 'humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it. For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: Im sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 Alien:"... I'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was-20 at least.
 Human "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 Alien:.. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.
 val-tashoth
 You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 What, the molten rock?"
 Well, yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES7
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about."
 Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 well, actually.
 ...what?
 we kinda.sent... people..
 ".. what?
 we sent-
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?"
 y-yeah
 and they didn't... die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???1?1712
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeil is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 ...well..
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
 159,505 notes
We are space australia

We are space australia

Bad, Bitch, and Drone: MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT, THE NSA IS READY FOR YOUR DIRECTIVES ON WHO TO SPY ON AND HOW MUCH. HERE ARE THE DRONE BOYS. WE'LL HAVE THE KILL LIST OVER TO you SOON, WHICH YOU CAN ADD TO AT WILL. SIR! GITMO IS OPEN AND READY TO DETAIN ANyONE YOU WANT THANKS, OBAMA FOREVER. 0RSTHENB.COM O- THENIB COM <p><a href="http://borderline-surrealism.tumblr.com/post/153655000968/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">borderline-surrealism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/153654727679/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/153635843566/your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://your-uncle-dave.tumblr.com/post/153634456269/explainguncontrolandsafespaces-mattbors" class="tumblr_blog">your-uncle-dave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://explainguncontrolandsafespaces.tumblr.com/post/153611194168/mattbors-trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">explainguncontrolandsafespaces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattbors.tumblr.com/post/153523257830/trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">mattbors</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b><a href="https://thenib.com/trumps-cool-new-powers">Trump’s cool new powers</a></b> via <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6xdodut3xLQV4qQVkjztOg">@thenib</a></p></blockquote> <p>That’s the funniest part about this whole transition. Obama and liberals have spent 8 years increasing and justifying additional presidential power and overreach. Now they hand it all over to Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p>…and they’ll bitch and moan the whole time about how unfair it is.</p> </blockquote> <p>any halfway intelligent leftists should start to see the problems with centralized power now. To paraphrase Bill Whittle nobody wakes up one morning to an oppressive government. It’s a slow process and each new power is a cog in the death machine. Power attracts shitty people and corrupts good people, if you build a death machine too unstoppable eventually the wrong person will get their hands on it. And if Trump and his administration does not put an end to these practices he is just as unworthy of the position as the guy before him. Something tells me those are all policies that will stay.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re probably exactly right. Liberals like to scream about how this is literally the second coming of Hitler as though these authoritarian powers just popped out of the ground when Trump became president. I didn’t hear any of your bitching when Obama was droning American citizens, so don’t pretend you give a shit about it now.</p></blockquote> <p>The problem is that they trusted Obama with those powers, and don’t trust Trump. Those powers can be used for good, or for bad (I’m not going to say that Obama necessarily used them for good but that’s the justification for those beliefs)</p></blockquote> <p>The bigger problem is that they shouldn&rsquo;t have trusted Obama with those powers. No one man should be trusted with that sort of unbridled power. It almost always begets tyranny.</p>
Bad, Bitch, and Drone: MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT, THE
 NSA IS READY FOR YOUR
 DIRECTIVES ON WHO TO
 SPY ON AND HOW MUCH.
 HERE ARE THE DRONE BOYS.
 WE'LL HAVE THE KILL LIST
 OVER TO you SOON, WHICH
 YOU CAN ADD TO AT WILL.
 SIR! GITMO IS OPEN
 AND READY TO DETAIN
 ANyONE YOU WANT
 THANKS,
 OBAMA
 FOREVER.
 0RSTHENB.COM
 O-
 THENIB COM
<p><a href="http://borderline-surrealism.tumblr.com/post/153655000968/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">borderline-surrealism</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/153654727679/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/153635843566/your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://your-uncle-dave.tumblr.com/post/153634456269/explainguncontrolandsafespaces-mattbors" class="tumblr_blog">your-uncle-dave</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://explainguncontrolandsafespaces.tumblr.com/post/153611194168/mattbors-trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">explainguncontrolandsafespaces</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mattbors.tumblr.com/post/153523257830/trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">mattbors</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><b><a href="https://thenib.com/trumps-cool-new-powers">Trump’s cool new powers</a></b> via <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6xdodut3xLQV4qQVkjztOg">@thenib</a></p></blockquote>

<p>That’s the funniest part about this whole transition. Obama and liberals have spent 8 years increasing and justifying additional presidential power and overreach. Now they hand it all over to Trump.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>…and they’ll bitch and moan the whole time about how unfair it is.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>any halfway intelligent leftists should start to see the problems with centralized power now. To paraphrase Bill Whittle nobody wakes up one morning to an oppressive government. It’s a slow process and each new power is a cog in the death machine. Power attracts shitty people and corrupts good people, if you build a death machine too unstoppable eventually the wrong person will get their hands on it. And if Trump and his administration does not put an end to these practices he is just as unworthy of the position as the guy before him. Something tells me those are all policies that will stay.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You’re probably exactly right. Liberals like to scream about how this is literally the second coming of Hitler as though these authoritarian powers just popped out of the ground when Trump became president. I didn’t hear any of your bitching when Obama was droning American citizens, so don’t pretend you give a shit about it now.</p></blockquote>

<p>The problem is that they trusted Obama with those powers, and don’t trust Trump. Those powers can be used for good, or for bad (I’m not going to say that Obama necessarily used them for good but that’s the justification for those beliefs)</p></blockquote>

<p>The bigger problem is that they shouldn&rsquo;t have trusted Obama with those powers. No one man should be trusted with that sort of unbridled power. It almost always begets tyranny.</p>

borderline-surrealism: proudblackconservative: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: your-uncle-dave: explainguncontrolandsafespaces: mattbors: T...

Bitch, Drone, and Obama: MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT, THE NSA IS READY FOR YOUR DIRECTIVES ON WHO TO SPY ON AND HOW MUCH. HERE ARE THE DRONE BOYS. WE'LL HAVE THE KILL LIST OVER TO you SOON, WHICH YOU CAN ADD TO AT WILL. SIR! GITMO IS OPEN AND READY TO DETAIN ANyONE YOU WANT THANKS, OBAMA FOREVER. 0RSTHENB.COM O- THENIB COM <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/153635843566/your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://your-uncle-dave.tumblr.com/post/153634456269/explainguncontrolandsafespaces-mattbors" class="tumblr_blog">your-uncle-dave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://explainguncontrolandsafespaces.tumblr.com/post/153611194168/mattbors-trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">explainguncontrolandsafespaces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattbors.tumblr.com/post/153523257830/trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">mattbors</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b><a href="https://thenib.com/trumps-cool-new-powers">Trump’s cool new powers</a></b> via <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6xdodut3xLQV4qQVkjztOg">@thenib</a></p></blockquote> <p>That’s the funniest part about this whole transition. Obama and liberals have spent 8 years increasing and justifying additional presidential power and overreach. Now they hand it all over to Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p>…and they’ll bitch and moan the whole time about how unfair it is.</p> </blockquote> <p>any halfway intelligent leftists should start to see the problems with centralized power now. To paraphrase Bill Whittle nobody wakes up one morning to an oppressive government. It’s a slow process and each new power is a cog in the death machine. Power attracts shitty people and corrupts good people, if you build a death machine too unstoppable eventually the wrong person will get their hands on it. And if Trump and his administration does not put an end to these practices he is just as unworthy of the position as the guy before him. Something tells me those are all policies that will stay.</p> </blockquote> <p>You&rsquo;re probably exactly right. Liberals like to scream about how this is literally the second coming of Hitler as though these authoritarian powers just popped out of the ground when Trump became president. I didn&rsquo;t hear any of your bitching when Obama was droning American citizens, so don&rsquo;t pretend you give a shit about it now.</p>
Bitch, Drone, and Obama: MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT, THE
 NSA IS READY FOR YOUR
 DIRECTIVES ON WHO TO
 SPY ON AND HOW MUCH.
 HERE ARE THE DRONE BOYS.
 WE'LL HAVE THE KILL LIST
 OVER TO you SOON, WHICH
 YOU CAN ADD TO AT WILL.
 SIR! GITMO IS OPEN
 AND READY TO DETAIN
 ANyONE YOU WANT
 THANKS,
 OBAMA
 FOREVER.
 0RSTHENB.COM
 O-
 THENIB COM
<p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/153635843566/your-uncle-dave" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://your-uncle-dave.tumblr.com/post/153634456269/explainguncontrolandsafespaces-mattbors" class="tumblr_blog">your-uncle-dave</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://explainguncontrolandsafespaces.tumblr.com/post/153611194168/mattbors-trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">explainguncontrolandsafespaces</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mattbors.tumblr.com/post/153523257830/trumps-cool-new-powers-via-thenib" class="tumblr_blog">mattbors</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><b><a href="https://thenib.com/trumps-cool-new-powers">Trump’s cool new powers</a></b> via <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6xdodut3xLQV4qQVkjztOg">@thenib</a></p></blockquote>

<p>That’s the funniest part about this whole transition. Obama and liberals have spent 8 years increasing and justifying additional presidential power and overreach. Now they hand it all over to Trump.</p>
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<p>…and they’ll bitch and moan the whole time about how unfair it is.</p>
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<p>any halfway intelligent leftists should start to see the problems with centralized power now. To paraphrase Bill Whittle nobody wakes up one morning to an oppressive government. It’s a slow process and each new power is a cog in the death machine. Power attracts shitty people and corrupts good people, if you build a death machine too unstoppable eventually the wrong person will get their hands on it. And if Trump and his administration does not put an end to these practices he is just as unworthy of the position as the guy before him. Something tells me those are all policies that will stay.</p>
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<p>You&rsquo;re probably exactly right. Liberals like to scream about how this is literally the second coming of Hitler as though these authoritarian powers just popped out of the ground when Trump became president. I didn&rsquo;t hear any of your bitching when Obama was droning American citizens, so don&rsquo;t pretend you give a shit about it now.</p>

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Asian, Bad, and Ben Carson: 4-NubHubz 716 points 2 days ago It was was during lunch at high school when this kid with really bad crossed eyes made fun of this Asian kid. He was just saying stereotypical things like, Asians can't drive and etc. The Asian kid replies with "you I'm really jealous of you, when you cross the street you don't need to look both ways. Everyone was dying, laughing so hard. -fesnying 2400 points 2 days age I was texting my (relatively mild-mannered) father the other day, and I mentioned that my mother (his ex-wife) has been complaining to me about having had a c-section when I was born. She keeps saying, "it's your fault I have this awful scar. So I texted my dad something like, "mom's blaming me for her c-section scar." My father texted back, "tell her you didnt know so many guys were gonna see it." ournalofFailure 4969 points 2 days ago When Piers Morgan tweeted that he'd never let Ben Carson near his brain, ne'd never net a proctologist someone responded, "he's a brain surgeon, not a proctologist." Franktoberfest 5498 points 2 days ago "That's a nice jacket; does it come in men's?" "I think you come in men enough for the both of us." permalink - porkpie1 1951 points 2 days ago Kid I was fighting with in middle school (paraphrase) I bet your parents think you're a failure Me Your parents don't even know you're a failure (he was adopted.) I felt a little bad afterwards, but the kid was a prick and still is 15 years later e bad afterwards, a is 15 years 1lala lida 5233 points 2 days ago You're like the first slice of bread, everybody touches you but no body wants you 4[-1 TinaEatTheHam 4204 points 2 days ago "I had sex with your mom last night" "My mom's dead" "Yeah, that's because I last fucked her to death her to death pin a nama nf nirkiun hackethall in hinh erhnnh lolsupport: A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2
Asian, Bad, and Ben Carson: 4-NubHubz 716 points 2 days ago
 It was was during lunch at high school when this kid with really bad crossed eyes
 made fun of this Asian kid. He was just saying stereotypical things like, Asians
 can't drive and etc. The Asian kid replies with "you I'm really jealous of you,
 when you cross the street you don't need to look both ways. Everyone was
 dying, laughing so hard.
 -fesnying 2400 points 2 days age
 I was texting my (relatively mild-mannered) father the other day, and I
 mentioned that my mother (his ex-wife) has been complaining to me about
 having had a c-section when I was born. She keeps saying, "it's your fault I
 have this awful scar.
 So I texted my dad something like, "mom's blaming me for her c-section
 scar."
 My father texted back, "tell her you didnt know so many guys were gonna
 see it."
 ournalofFailure 4969 points 2 days ago
 When Piers Morgan tweeted that he'd never let Ben Carson near his brain,
 ne'd never net a proctologist
 someone responded, "he's a brain surgeon, not a proctologist."
 Franktoberfest 5498 points 2 days ago
 "That's a nice jacket; does it come in men's?"
 "I think you come in men enough for the both of us."
 permalink
 - porkpie1 1951 points 2 days ago
 Kid I was fighting with in middle school (paraphrase) I bet your parents think
 you're a failure
 Me Your parents don't even know you're a failure (he was adopted.)
 I felt a little bad afterwards, but the kid was a prick and still is 15 years later
 e bad afterwards,
 a is 15 years
 1lala lida 5233 points 2 days ago
 You're like the first slice of bread, everybody touches you but no body wants you
 4[-1 TinaEatTheHam 4204 points 2 days ago
 "I had sex with your mom last night" "My mom's dead" "Yeah, that's because I
 last
 fucked her to death
 her to death
 pin a nama nf nirkiun hackethall in hinh erhnnh
lolsupport:

A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2

lolsupport: A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2

Asian, Bad, and Ben Carson: 4-NubHubz 716 points 2 days ago It was was during lunch at high school when this kid with really bad crossed eyes made fun of this Asian kid. He was just saying stereotypical things like, Asians can't drive and etc. The Asian kid replies with "you I'm really jealous of you, when you cross the street you don't need to look both ways. Everyone was dying, laughing so hard. -fesnying 2400 points 2 days age I was texting my (relatively mild-mannered) father the other day, and I mentioned that my mother (his ex-wife) has been complaining to me about having had a c-section when I was born. She keeps saying, "it's your fault I have this awful scar. So I texted my dad something like, "mom's blaming me for her c-section scar." My father texted back, "tell her you didnt know so many guys were gonna see it." ournalofFailure 4969 points 2 days ago When Piers Morgan tweeted that he'd never let Ben Carson near his brain, ne'd never net a proctologist someone responded, "he's a brain surgeon, not a proctologist." Franktoberfest 5498 points 2 days ago That's a nice jacket, does it come in men's?" "I think you come in men enough for the both of us." permalink - porkpie1 1951 points 2 days ago Kid I was fighting with in middle school (paraphrase) I bet your parents think you're a failure Me Your parents don't even know you're a failure (he was adopted.) I felt a little bad afterwards, but the kid was a prick and still is 15 years later e bad afterwards, a is 15 years 1lala lida 5233 points 2 days ago You're like the first slice of bread, everybody touches you but no body wants you 4[-1 TinaEatTheHam 4204 points 2 days ago "I had sex with your mom last night" "My mom's dead" "Yeah, that's because I last fucked her to death her to death pin a nama nf nirkiun hackethall in hinh erhnnh <p><a href="http://lolsupport.tumblr.com/post/150743802902/a-small-compilation-of-delicious-comebacks-part-2" class="tumblr_blog">lolsupport</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2</p></blockquote>
Asian, Bad, and Ben Carson: 4-NubHubz 716 points 2 days ago
 It was was during lunch at high school when this kid with really bad crossed eyes
 made fun of this Asian kid. He was just saying stereotypical things like, Asians
 can't drive and etc. The Asian kid replies with "you I'm really jealous of you,
 when you cross the street you don't need to look both ways. Everyone was
 dying, laughing so hard.
 -fesnying 2400 points 2 days age
 I was texting my (relatively mild-mannered) father the other day, and I
 mentioned that my mother (his ex-wife) has been complaining to me about
 having had a c-section when I was born. She keeps saying, "it's your fault I
 have this awful scar.
 So I texted my dad something like, "mom's blaming me for her c-section
 scar."
 My father texted back, "tell her you didnt know so many guys were gonna
 see it."
 ournalofFailure 4969 points 2 days ago
 When Piers Morgan tweeted that he'd never let Ben Carson near his brain,
 ne'd never net a proctologist
 someone responded, "he's a brain surgeon, not a proctologist."
 Franktoberfest 5498 points 2 days ago
 That's a nice jacket, does it come in men's?"
 "I think you come in men enough for the both of us."
 permalink
 - porkpie1 1951 points 2 days ago
 Kid I was fighting with in middle school (paraphrase) I bet your parents think
 you're a failure
 Me Your parents don't even know you're a failure (he was adopted.)
 I felt a little bad afterwards, but the kid was a prick and still is 15 years later
 e bad afterwards,
 a is 15 years
 1lala lida 5233 points 2 days ago
 You're like the first slice of bread, everybody touches you but no body wants you
 4[-1 TinaEatTheHam 4204 points 2 days ago
 "I had sex with your mom last night" "My mom's dead" "Yeah, that's because I
 last
 fucked her to death
 her to death
 pin a nama nf nirkiun hackethall in hinh erhnnh
<p><a href="http://lolsupport.tumblr.com/post/150743802902/a-small-compilation-of-delicious-comebacks-part-2" class="tumblr_blog">lolsupport</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2</p></blockquote>

lolsupport: A small compilation of delicious comebacks, part 2

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Damn Colbert can get real

Apparently, Children, and Hulu: Mom Arrested After Asking Police to Talk to Young Son about Stealing "Black b---es like that this is how I treat them," said one officer to his colleague. hipsterlibertarian:New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, aged nine, stealing $10 out of her purse. Thinking this was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson about honesty and consequences, she called the police, asking them to help her communicate the seriousness of stealing.When the police arrived, however, Mobley’s Arrested Development-style lesson quickly escalated into a terrifying situation. Three of the four officers who arrived at the gas station apparently understood that this was a lighthearted call. “They started asking Tyleke what did he take,” said Mobley. “He told them. And about three officers was joking around with him, telling him, ‘You can’t be stealing, you’ll wind up going in the police car.’”The fourth cop, however, had different ideas. He began yelling: “You black b——es don’t know how to take care of your kids … why are you wasting our time, we aren’t here to raise your kid … why don’t you take your f—-ing kid and leave?”When she tried to follow his order, Mobley says the fourth officer arrested her, refusing to give a reason. While she and her children cried for him to stop, one of the other officers attempted to intervene, saying, “We are not supposed to act like this.”He replied, “Black b——es like that … this is how I treat them.”After her arrest, Mobley was hospitalized for the bruises she’d sustained on her legs thanks to the fourth cop kicking her during the arrest. She successfully fought off child endangerment charges—a pretty interesting charge given that the “endangerment” in question seems to have been calling the police.Mobley’s two children were placed in foster care for four months, where they reportedly received sub-par care. Now, having recovered her children—who have undoubtedly learned a very different lesson than the one she intended to teach—Mobley is suing the NYPD.And, to paraphrase J. Walter Weatherman, that’s why you don’t call the police.
Apparently, Children, and Hulu: Mom Arrested After Asking
 Police to Talk to Young Son
 about Stealing
 "Black b---es like that this is how I treat
 them," said one officer to his colleague.
hipsterlibertarian:New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, aged nine, stealing $10 out of her purse. Thinking this was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson about honesty and consequences, she called the police, asking them to help her communicate the seriousness of stealing.When the police arrived, however, Mobley’s Arrested Development-style lesson quickly escalated into a terrifying situation. Three of the four officers who arrived at the gas station apparently understood that this was a lighthearted call. “They started asking Tyleke what did he take,” said Mobley. “He told them. And about three officers was joking around with him, telling him, ‘You can’t be stealing, you’ll wind up going in the police car.’”The fourth cop, however, had different ideas. He began yelling: “You black b——es don’t know how to take care of your kids … why are you wasting our time, we aren’t here to raise your kid … why don’t you take your f—-ing kid and leave?”When she tried to follow his order, Mobley says the fourth officer arrested her, refusing to give a reason. While she and her children cried for him to stop, one of the other officers attempted to intervene, saying, “We are not supposed to act like this.”He replied, “Black b——es like that … this is how I treat them.”After her arrest, Mobley was hospitalized for the bruises she’d sustained on her legs thanks to the fourth cop kicking her during the arrest. She successfully fought off child endangerment charges—a pretty interesting charge given that the “endangerment” in question seems to have been calling the police.Mobley’s two children were placed in foster care for four months, where they reportedly received sub-par care. Now, having recovered her children—who have undoubtedly learned a very different lesson than the one she intended to teach—Mobley is suing the NYPD.And, to paraphrase J. Walter Weatherman, that’s why you don’t call the police.

hipsterlibertarian:New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, ...

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 words around, paraphrasing
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