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Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy child handling for the childless urse My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a young" patient is 40 years old. Here's my impressions so far Birth 1 year: Essentially a smail cute animal. Handle accordingly, gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation Age 1-2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe they hate you anyway, because you're a stranger and you're scary and you're touching them. There's no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and who wants a stickerrl1?1? are key management techniques Age 6 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk, instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with hey, you want to see something really cool?" Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just... a really sensitive and unpredictable adult Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.) Age 15-18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a littie extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they'll probably think it's funny And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker nurse unlocks secret to raising kids
Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy
 child handling for the childless
 urse
 My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after
 years in environments where a young" patient is 40 years old. Here's my
 impressions so far
 Birth 1 year: Essentially a smail cute animal. Handle accordingly, gently and
 affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation
 of cooperation
 Age 1-2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can
 attempt to soothe they hate you anyway, because you're a stranger and you're
 scary and you're touching them. There's no winning this so just get it over with
 as quickly and non-traumatically as possible
 Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset
 but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons
 and who wants a stickerrl1?1? are key management techniques
 Age 6 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around
 this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.
 Absolutely do not babytalk, instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are
 teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening
 experiences with hey, you want to see something really cool?"
 Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly
 switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an
 adult, just... a really sensitive and unpredictable adult Do not, under any
 circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
 Age 15-18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an
 adult who needs a littie extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the
 room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you
 can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they'll probably think it's funny
 And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker
nurse unlocks secret to raising kids

nurse unlocks secret to raising kids

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Community, Fire, and Police: Robert Littal Follow aso @BSO Cops Resign After MO Town Elects 1st Black Female Mayor bit.ly/1F41Fdw wia @Tamantha5 7:15 PM - 19 Apr 2015 わ ★ 180 RETWEETS 47 FAVORITES David Waldman @Kagrox Follow Refusing to abide by your oath of office bc the mayor is black tells us everything we need to know about how you regarded the oath before. 8:25 AM-20 Apr 2015 27 RETWEETS 18 FAVORITES bilt2tumble: lisafer: peroxidepirate: antilla-dean: micdotcom: Several Missouri cops have resigned after their town elected a black female mayor  The city of Parma, Missouri, has seen mass resignations among the local police force after the city’s first black female mayor, Tyrus Byrd, was sworn in on Tuesday. Five of the force’s six officers handed in their resignations to the outgoing mayor — but they weren’t the only ones to quit on the new mayor. Beyond microaggressions.   This is what black women have to deal with in any professional situation.  This is the most extreme, but we are constantly having to prove our competence. I feel for this woman. I really do. But those cops who are such racist pieces of shit they refuse to work for a Black woman? Good riddance. Mayor Byrd and the whole community will be better off without them in positions of authority. Wait, it’s bigger than this. This mayor ran on an anti-corruption platform, and there were a total of twenty people who resigned from various parts of the city - city attorney, police, water supervision. It’s suspected that they were all linked to the previous mayor and were part of the corruption she was campaigning against. Citizens have been complaining for years about the corruption with the previous Mayor Randall, and it’s suspected that these resignations were from his cronies. Which makes her the one of the most effective mayors in the U.S. simply by being elected. Going through the records to figure out just how corrupt/racist/abusive they were before she stepped into Office and handing out indictments/canceling pensions is gonna be hard enough. But, at least, now she won’t have to fire their asses.
Community, Fire, and Police: Robert Littal
 Follow
 aso @BSO
 Cops Resign After MO Town Elects 1st Black Female Mayor
 bit.ly/1F41Fdw wia @Tamantha5
 7:15 PM - 19 Apr 2015
 わ ★
 180 RETWEETS 47 FAVORITES

 David Waldman
 @Kagrox
 Follow
 Refusing to abide by your oath of office bc the mayor is
 black tells us everything we need to know about how
 you regarded the oath before.
 8:25 AM-20 Apr 2015
 27 RETWEETS 18 FAVORITES
bilt2tumble:

lisafer:

peroxidepirate:

antilla-dean:


micdotcom:



Several Missouri cops have resigned after their town elected a black female mayor 
The city of Parma, Missouri, has seen mass resignations 
among the local police force after the city’s first black female 
mayor, Tyrus Byrd, was sworn in on Tuesday. Five of the force’s six officers handed in their resignations to the outgoing mayor — but they weren’t the only ones to quit on the new mayor.


Beyond microaggressions.  
This is what black women have to deal with in any professional situation.  This is the most extreme, but we are constantly having to prove our competence.


I feel for this woman. I really do. 
But those cops who are such racist pieces of shit they refuse to work for a Black woman? Good riddance. Mayor Byrd and the whole community will be better off without them in positions of authority.

Wait, it’s bigger than this. This mayor ran on an anti-corruption platform, and there were a total of twenty people who resigned from various parts of the city - city attorney, police, water supervision.  It’s suspected that they were all linked to the previous mayor and were part of the corruption she was campaigning against. Citizens have been complaining for years about the corruption with the previous Mayor Randall, and it’s suspected that these resignations were from his cronies. 
Which makes her the one of the most effective mayors in the U.S. simply by being elected.


Going through the records to figure out just how corrupt/racist/abusive they were before she stepped into Office and handing out indictments/canceling pensions is gonna be hard enough. But, at least, now she won’t have to fire their asses.

bilt2tumble: lisafer: peroxidepirate: antilla-dean: micdotcom: Several Missouri cops have resigned after their town elected a black ...

Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy child handling for the childless nurse My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a "young" patient is 40 years old. Here's my impressions so far: Birth 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation. Age 1- 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you're a stranger and you're scary and you're touching them. There's no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non- traumatically as possible. Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them Smartphone cartoons and "who wants a sticker?!!?!?" are key management techniques. Age 6- 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with "hey, you want to see something really cool?" Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just... a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.) Age 15 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they'll probably think it's funny. And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker. mikkeneko This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing kids of various ages Child handling for nurses
Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy
 child handling for the
 childless nurse
 My current job has me working with children,
 which is kind of a weird shock after years in
 environments where a "young" patient is 40
 years old. Here's my impressions so far:
 Birth 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal
 Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately,
 but relying heavily on the caregivers and with
 no real expectation of cooperation.
 Age 1- 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You
 can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to
 soothe; they hate you anyway, because you're
 a stranger and you're scary and you're
 touching them. There's no winning this so just
 get it over with as quickly and non-
 traumatically as possible.
 Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but
 possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily
 distracted from the thing that upset them
 Smartphone cartoons and "who wants a
 sticker?!!?!?" are key management techniques.
 Age 6- 10: Really cool, actually. I did not
 realize kids were this cool. Around this age they
 tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious
 and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk;
 instead, flatter them with how grown-up they
 are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts,
 and introduce potentially frightening
 experiences with "hey, you want to see
 something really cool?"
 Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very
 childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from
 one mode to the other. At this point you can
 almost treat them as an adult, just... a really
 sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not,
 under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But
 they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
 Age 15 18: Basically an adult with severely
 limited life experience. Treat as an adult who
 needs a little extra education with their care
 Keep parents out of the room as much as
 possible, unless the kid wants them there. At
 this point you can go ahead and offer stickers
 again, because they'll probably think it's funny.
 And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone
 wants a sticker.
 mikkeneko
 This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing
 kids of various ages
Child handling for nurses

Child handling for nurses

Being Alone, Club, and Dinosaur: Best Careers for Your Personality Type ESTJ ESTP Danger Barons ISTP Practical Supervisors Lizard trainer Dutiful Subordinates Creative Thinkers -Professional gambler -Evil clone -Fanny pack bedazzler Satan's minion The person who gets beat up at self-defense training courses -Butter churner -Grave robber -Blood salesman -Hair comber -Horse cop (the horse not the human) Trader of fine spices -Smash Mouth fan club president -Steven Seagal's personal assistant ESFJ ESFP ISFP Dark Artisans Outgoing Entertainers -Competitive eater Caring Providers -Squirrel wrangler -Art theft coordinator -Unpaid intern -Paranormal detective who wanders from town to town solving mysteries Sensible Helpers Shed consultant Seat filler at an award -Insurance fraud claimant -Screaming at people in public until they pay you to go away -Forest witch -Ghost therapist -Crafter of fine talismans -Soul reaper ceremony ENTJ NTJ ENTP INTP Rugged Loners Useless Creators -Sad clown -Donkey breeder -Email scammer -Pickle artisan Strategic Masterminds -Penguin salesman Noble Leaders -Human scarecrow Bed tester Weed dealer -Scorpion king/queen -Lead singer for a Korn cover band Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction writer -A job where you can be alone because no one likes you ENFJ ENFP The Unemployable -Failed artist The town mooch -Cackling old sea hag -Going to construction sites and stealing copper wiring Resourceful Thinkers -Werewolf Compassionate Weirdos -Taco historian -Snake groomer -Fortune cookie writer -Spokesperson for adult diaper cream Social Helpers -Voodoo priestess -Sandwich artist -Professional failure An actual walrus -Time wizard -Dinosaur impersonator obvious obviousplant:What’s your next career?
Being Alone, Club, and Dinosaur: Best Careers for
 Your Personality Type
 ESTJ
 ESTP
 Danger Barons
 ISTP
 Practical Supervisors
 Lizard trainer
 Dutiful Subordinates
 Creative Thinkers
 -Professional gambler
 -Evil clone
 -Fanny pack bedazzler
 Satan's minion
 The person who gets
 beat up at self-defense
 training courses
 -Butter churner
 -Grave robber
 -Blood salesman
 -Hair comber
 -Horse cop (the horse
 not the human)
 Trader of fine spices
 -Smash Mouth fan
 club president
 -Steven Seagal's
 personal assistant
 ESFJ
 ESFP
 ISFP
 Dark Artisans
 Outgoing Entertainers
 -Competitive eater
 Caring Providers
 -Squirrel wrangler
 -Art theft coordinator
 -Unpaid intern
 -Paranormal detective
 who wanders from
 town to town solving
 mysteries
 Sensible Helpers
 Shed consultant
 Seat filler at an award
 -Insurance fraud
 claimant
 -Screaming at people
 in public until they pay
 you to go away
 -Forest witch
 -Ghost therapist
 -Crafter of fine
 talismans
 -Soul reaper
 ceremony
 ENTJ
 NTJ
 ENTP
 INTP
 Rugged Loners
 Useless Creators
 -Sad clown
 -Donkey breeder
 -Email scammer
 -Pickle artisan
 Strategic Masterminds
 -Penguin salesman
 Noble Leaders
 -Human scarecrow
 Bed tester
 Weed dealer
 -Scorpion king/queen
 -Lead singer for a
 Korn cover band
 Sonic the Hedgehog
 fan fiction writer
 -A job where you can
 be alone because
 no one likes you
 ENFJ
 ENFP
 The Unemployable
 -Failed artist
 The town mooch
 -Cackling old sea hag
 -Going to construction
 sites and stealing
 copper wiring
 Resourceful Thinkers
 -Werewolf
 Compassionate Weirdos
 -Taco historian
 -Snake groomer
 -Fortune cookie writer
 -Spokesperson for
 adult diaper cream
 Social Helpers
 -Voodoo priestess
 -Sandwich artist
 -Professional failure
 An actual walrus
 -Time wizard
 -Dinosaur impersonator
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obviousplant:What’s your next career?

obviousplant:What’s your next career?