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Orgasmed: True story. I mean I think it is. I know I orgasmed.
Orgasmed: True story. I mean I think it is. I know I orgasmed.

True story. I mean I think it is. I know I orgasmed.

Orgasmed: Ngl I orgasmed really really hard
Orgasmed: Ngl I orgasmed really really hard

Ngl I orgasmed really really hard

Orgasmed: I just orgasmed
Orgasmed: I just orgasmed

I just orgasmed

Orgasmed: [- inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/ Trying to be really smooth here huh? I am smooth, bitch :P I am certainly not an academic I'd say, rather a leader and in every single situation. And if you were laying on a bed on your side, it wouldn't go amiss for me to come and "Park" my hips inbetween your legs connecting our clits and riding you like a confident woman to an orgasm as I bit down onto my lower lip to assert myself, you'd hear moans from yourself you never thought you were capable of. Besides that, believe it or not, I'm straight forward and in charge outside the bedroom too, be it tyre changing or fixing a leaky tap [-] inviato 1 giorno fa a /u/ Errr you're crossing the line here, no thanks [- inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/ no thanks ) Errrr you're crossing the line here, You're straight for today? [] inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/ Shorty? :P I'm almost 6 foot I lay or sit on the edge of the be and get you on your knees, in fact I'd make you bend over fully, arms and legs stretched so you're a V shape with your ass right up in the air in front of me and I'd spank you for it to feel good on my hands, and I'd vocalise this too. And then get you on your knees and divulge my fingers through your hair and pull you into my soaked pussy 'mouth just like that, just like that' telling you how i like it and then enjoying you to the fullest with my right leg around your neck pulling you in further to devour you until I've orgasmed in your mouth. Get kik or discord for me? ) Permalink Cancella Segnala Blocca Utente Segna Da Leggere Rispondi - inviato 23 ore fa a /u/ Already told you this shit is crossing the line, for fuck's sake. Permalink [-] inviato 23 ore fa da /u/ Are you a fake bisexual or something? God fucking damn Not accepting a stranger's creepy pms makes me a fake bisexual... Ok.
Orgasmed: [- inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/
 Trying to be really smooth here huh?
 I am smooth, bitch :P
 I am certainly not an academic I'd say, rather a leader and in every single situation. And if you were laying on a bed
 on your side, it wouldn't go amiss for me to come and "Park" my hips inbetween your legs connecting our clits and
 riding you like a confident woman to an orgasm as I bit down onto my lower lip to assert myself, you'd hear moans
 from yourself you never thought you were capable of. Besides that, believe it or not, I'm straight forward and in
 charge outside the bedroom too, be it tyre changing or fixing a leaky tap
 [-] inviato 1 giorno fa a /u/
 Errr you're crossing the line here, no thanks
 [- inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/
 no thanks )
 Errrr you're crossing the line here,
 You're straight for today?
 [] inviato 1 giorno fa da /u/
 Shorty? :P I'm almost 6 foot
 I lay or sit on the edge of the be and get you on your knees, in fact I'd make you bend over fully, arms and legs
 stretched so you're a V shape with your ass right up in the air in front of me and I'd spank you for it to feel good on
 my hands, and I'd vocalise this too. And then get you on your knees and divulge my fingers through your hair and pull
 you into my soaked pussy 'mouth just like that, just like that' telling you how i like it and then enjoying you to the
 fullest with my right leg around your neck pulling you in further to devour you until I've orgasmed in your mouth.
 Get kik or discord for me? )
 Permalink Cancella Segnala Blocca Utente Segna Da Leggere Rispondi
 - inviato 23 ore fa a /u/
 Already told you this shit is crossing the line, for fuck's sake.
 Permalink
 [-] inviato 23 ore fa da /u/
 Are you a fake bisexual or something?
 God fucking damn
Not accepting a stranger's creepy pms makes me a fake bisexual... Ok.

Not accepting a stranger's creepy pms makes me a fake bisexual... Ok.

Orgasmed: l AT&T 21:19 7 77% Let's overhype about everything 2 hours ago The first timeI received a blowjob from a cat, I was about eleven years old, and I am not going to lie, it was one of the best blowjobs I have ever gotten. Now I might add that this was purely accidental. You see, my parents decided I was finally old enough to be left home alone, so I did what any normal teenager would do: I stripped naked, jumped on the couch and started beating my meat. So after about two minutes of masturbation, my orange cat Jonesy walks in, and honestly I didn't think much of it, but then I noticed that he was getting kind of curious. He was slowly moving closer and closer to me, and then he proceeded to jump on the couch with me, and then he just kind of sat down and quietly observed me. Now at first, I was kind of creeped out by this, but you know I hadn't finished yet, so I decided to just ignore him and to continue masturbating, and I have to say that this was the best decision of my life. You see, after about a few more minutes of watching me, Jonesy decided to help slowly moved closer and proceeded to put his front me out. He paws on my naked thigh, putting his face maybe three to four inches from my penis. Now at this point, I was kind of close to cumming, so I just tilted my head back and closed my eyes. And this is when it finally happened; this is when I felt his tiny little tongue on m rock hard dick, and it was the weirdest, but also the best, feeling ever. His tongue was a bit rugged, yet gentle, and he as moving it so rapidly that I stood no chance: I orgasmed and exploded my seed all over Jonesy's cute face. Some of the cum even went deep into his throat and he swallowed it with no hesitation. Unfortunately, some of the cum also found its way into his tiny nostrils, causing him to sneeze, which launched the cum into the air, some of it landing on my face and some of it landing settled I slowly returned to reality. I almost couldn't comprehend what had just happened, but I knew I was dead if my parents ever found out, so I on the couch. After the feeling of euphoria proceeded to take a shower with Jonesy and then I thoroughly cleaned the living room, removing every last ounce of cum. My parents never found out. After this, me and Jonesy repeated this experience on the daily. As most people do, I masturbated every night before sleep, house went dark, I cracked the door open and Jonesy would slip in, and we would do the deed so when all the lights in the Over the years, our little ritual was also becoming more sophisticated. I would proceed to rub my penis with bacon so Jonesy wouldn't just lick the tip of my penis, but he would rather pleasure me from the balls all the way up to the top of the shaft. We decided to also try penetration. Now, Jonesy's asshole was pretty small and tight, so I had to use butter as lubricant, and I have to say that it went pretty well. His virgin asshole felt amazing, but then about a minute in, Jonesy started to get kind of rowdy. I guess he just couldn't take it anymore, and he quickly turned around and actually chomped at my penis, so yeah that was the first and also the last time we did that. Unfortunately our story ends abruptly. At the age of eight years old, Jonesy was driven over by my neighbor. The weeks following the accident were the darkest times of my life, but I eventually got over it, and I still occasionally wank my dick in honor of Jonesy. R.I.P. little buddy. 87 9+ LStitch It! Trending Subscriptions Inbox Home So...
Orgasmed: l AT&T
 21:19
 7 77%
 Let's overhype about everything 2 hours ago
 The first timeI received a blowjob from a cat, I was
 about eleven years old, and I am not going to lie, it
 was one of the best blowjobs I have ever gotten.
 Now I might add that this was purely accidental. You
 see, my parents decided I was finally old enough to
 be left home alone, so I did what any normal
 teenager would do: I stripped naked, jumped on the
 couch and started beating my meat.
 So after about two minutes of masturbation, my
 orange cat Jonesy walks in, and honestly I didn't
 think much of it, but then I noticed that he was
 getting kind of curious. He was slowly moving closer
 and closer to me, and then he proceeded to jump on
 the couch with me, and then he just kind of sat down
 and quietly observed me. Now at first, I was kind of
 creeped out by this, but you know I hadn't finished
 yet, so I decided to just ignore him and to continue
 masturbating, and I have to say that this was the
 best decision of my life.
 You see, after about a few more minutes of
 watching me, Jonesy decided to help
 slowly moved closer and proceeded to put his front
 me out. He
 paws on my naked thigh, putting his face maybe
 three to four inches from my penis. Now at this
 point, I was kind of close to cumming, so I just tilted
 my head back and closed my eyes. And this is when
 it finally happened; this is when I felt his tiny little
 tongue on m rock hard dick, and it was the
 weirdest, but also the best, feeling ever. His tongue
 was a bit rugged, yet gentle, and he
 as moving it so
 rapidly that I stood no chance: I orgasmed and
 exploded my seed all over Jonesy's cute face. Some
 of the cum even went deep into his throat and he
 swallowed it with no hesitation. Unfortunately, some
 of the cum also found its way into his tiny nostrils,
 causing him to sneeze, which launched the cum into
 the air, some of it landing on my face and some of it
 landing
 settled I slowly returned to reality. I almost couldn't
 comprehend what had just happened, but I knew I
 was dead if my parents ever found out, so I
 on the couch. After the feeling of euphoria
 proceeded to take a shower with Jonesy and then I
 thoroughly cleaned the living room, removing every
 last ounce of cum. My parents never found out.
 After this, me and Jonesy repeated this experience
 on the daily. As most people do, I masturbated every
 night before sleep,
 house went dark, I cracked the door open and
 Jonesy would slip in, and we would do the deed
 so when all the lights in the
 Over the years, our little ritual was also becoming
 more sophisticated. I would proceed to rub my penis
 with bacon so Jonesy wouldn't just lick the tip of my
 penis, but he would rather pleasure me from the
 balls all the way up to the top of the shaft. We
 decided to also try penetration. Now, Jonesy's
 asshole was pretty small and tight, so I had to use
 butter as lubricant, and I have to say that it went
 pretty well. His virgin asshole felt amazing, but then
 about a minute in, Jonesy started to get kind of
 rowdy. I guess he just couldn't take it anymore, and
 he quickly turned around and actually chomped at
 my penis, so yeah that was the first and also the last
 time we did that.
 Unfortunately our story ends abruptly. At the age of
 eight years old, Jonesy was driven over by my
 neighbor. The weeks following the accident were the
 darkest times of my life, but I eventually got over it,
 and I still occasionally wank my dick in honor of
 Jonesy.
 R.I.P. little buddy.
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Orgasmed: AN Is nobody going to talk about Fire Force seriously I orgasmed watching this shit it’s like spicy mha
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Is nobody going to talk about Fire Force seriously I orgasmed watching this shit it’s like spicy mha

Is nobody going to talk about Fire Force seriously I orgasmed watching this shit it’s like spicy mha

Orgasmed: Istarted feeling a little tension in my stomach but i did not give it much attention. So we were having sex, giving heads to each other and whatnot. My SO wanted me to come on top of her with my dick near her face and she wanted me to deepthroat her. So she started deepthroating me. I usually orgasm very intensely when i get deepthroated. So this time also, when i was about to orgasm, i felt this huge rush of energy flowing down to my pelvic area. I orgasmed but, that huge energy rush also brought watery shit out of my anus which was spread all over her torso. It was so smelly that she literally puked. Her puke contained my semen and some other slimy shit. The smell of my shit and my SO's puke was so bad that it made me puke too. I puked on her face. But the good thing is, we are still together! Posted by 8h NSFW TIFU By taking Viagra And Eating A Lot Of Junk Food Me and my SO decided that we should make things more interesting in bed like trying positions from Kamasutra book, bondage etc etc. I usually go soft while wearing a condom and my SO was not on birth control. So we decided that i can take Viagra and wear a condom which will help me go longer. Little i knew about the side ef- fects. So at 10 AM i take the viagra. At 10:30 i had double chicken cheese burger along with large soda. At 11 i starting fucking my SO like a tiger. We had sex till 2 PM and we were exhausted. So we decided to eat something. I ate a whole 9" pizza by myself and 3 chocolate dipped oreos as a sweetdish. Then we started fucking again. Then i started feeling a little tension in my stomach but i did not give it much attention. So we were TLDR: Took Viagra, Ate Junk Food, Shat on my SO's torso, She puked, I puked 1.6k 212 Share 1.6k 212 Share Guy makes a made-up post and presents it as real, deletes it when gets called out on bs
Orgasmed: Istarted feeling a little tension in my stomach
 but i did not give it much attention. So we were
 having sex, giving heads to each other and
 whatnot. My SO wanted me to come on top of her
 with my dick near her face and she wanted me
 to deepthroat her. So she started deepthroating
 me. I usually orgasm very intensely when i get
 deepthroated. So this time also, when i was about
 to orgasm, i felt this huge rush of energy flowing
 down to my pelvic area. I orgasmed but, that
 huge energy rush also brought watery shit out of
 my anus which was spread all over her torso. It
 was so smelly that she literally puked. Her puke
 contained my semen and some other slimy shit.
 The smell of my shit and my SO's puke was so
 bad that it made me puke too. I puked on her
 face. But the good thing is, we are still together!
 Posted by
 8h
 NSFW
 TIFU By taking Viagra And Eating A Lot
 Of Junk Food
 Me and my SO decided that we should make
 things more interesting in bed like trying
 positions from Kamasutra book, bondage etc etc.
 I usually go soft while wearing a condom and my
 SO was not on birth control. So we decided that
 i can take Viagra and wear a condom which will
 help me go longer. Little i knew about the side ef-
 fects. So at 10 AM i take the viagra. At 10:30 i had
 double chicken cheese burger along with large
 soda. At 11 i starting fucking my SO like a tiger.
 We had sex till 2 PM and we were exhausted. So
 we decided to eat something. I ate a whole 9"
 pizza by myself and 3 chocolate dipped oreos as
 a sweetdish. Then we started fucking again. Then
 i started feeling a little tension in my stomach
 but i did not give it much attention. So we were
 TLDR: Took Viagra, Ate Junk Food, Shat on my
 SO's torso, She puked, I puked
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Guy makes a made-up post and presents it as real, deletes it when gets called out on bs

Guy makes a made-up post and presents it as real, deletes it when gets called out on bs