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Opinionated: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Opinionated: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Opinionated: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
Opinionated: webelieveinyoukris
 Being gay is natural? Okay
 You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the
 gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and
 keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian
 islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or
 t simple common sense. Bei
 ing gay is unnatural, and not just
 because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a
 REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone
 marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian
 scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking
 false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I
 said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you
 achieve some common sense one day. Bye
 yeinns
 Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
 queercakes
 just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different
 islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt
 against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they
 chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are
 on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to
 form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If
 so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other
 two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three
 islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing
 won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands
 only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it
 a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If
 a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island?
 Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about
 people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea
 floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or
 are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one
 island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a
 arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around
 timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the
 islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen
 return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send
 some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so
 wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare
 war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way
 to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the
 floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack
 heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and
 taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please
 write back soon
 fieldbears
 Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions
 hellisbucky
 Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped
 with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
 fieldbears
 Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you
 singoallala
 random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
 jezunya
 I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the
 wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended
 under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else
 build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are
 the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out
 beneath us
 And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on
 Straight Island)
 homieomorphism
 Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the
 Hetero Nation attacked
 Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE
 #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they
 were dumb
 #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap
 435,477 notes
Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness

Opinionated: More Videos Noisey March 14 at 1:01 PM 900 VIDEO STORE DAY Not only is it not true, it akes you look like an idiot. 3:45 HD 3 tips on what NOT to do in record stores. 00O 1.9K Comments 926 Shares Like Comment Share <p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p> <p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p> <p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p> <p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p> <p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p> <p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p> <p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p> <p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p> <p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote> <p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>
Opinionated: More Videos
 Noisey
 March 14 at 1:01 PM
 900
 VIDEO STORE DAY
 Not only is it not true, it
 akes you look like an idiot.
 3:45 HD
 3 tips on what NOT to do in record stores.
 00O
 1.9K Comments 926 Shares
 Like
 Comment
 Share
<p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p>
<p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p>
<p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p>
<p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p>
<p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p>
<p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p>
<p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p>
<p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p>
<p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote>

<p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>

<p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:...

Opinionated: hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 7:58 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it. Do it Ok. By text or email? Email Gotchu. Jose Alvarez Dr. Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author, whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise, women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men." The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love, admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you should smoke my penis. The end. unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life
Opinionated: hannah
 @lovecloud
 I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
 on why I should blow him

 00 AT&T LTE
 7:58 PM
 89%
 8
 MAN CANDY
 I want a persuasive essay with
 a strong thesis statement
 written in MLA format on why l
 should suck your dick
 Due by midnight tonight
 I'll fucking do it.
 Do it
 Ok.
 By text or email?
 Email
 Gotchu.

 Jose Alvarez
 Dr. Hannah Smith
 GF STUDIES PO1
 December 27 2016
 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
 To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
 echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
 and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
 indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
 whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
 or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
 disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
 heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
 benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
 aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
 the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
 self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
 women who partake in oral sex
 It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
 must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
 and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
 evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
 performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
 benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
 excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
 University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
 but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
 retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
 mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
 interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
 female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
 benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
 greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
 their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
 The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
 serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed

 Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
 surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
 have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
 frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
 esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
 Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
 School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
 that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
 development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
 poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
 improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
 sucky fucky amazing?
 The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
 uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
 sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
 Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
 other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
 satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
 suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
 else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
 own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
 admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
 opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
 idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
 you as well
 Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
 healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
 fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
 substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
 plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
 should smoke my penis. The end.
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

Opinionated: probably look like 14m Reply leo_the_kid__@angelinag 73 your name says it all.. angeliNAG ..your a bored nag .it's typing on a cellphone not an essay and your not a teacher your a 16 yr old lesbian who's secretly insecure about being a lesbian so you have to make sure everyone knows your a lesbian like every other 16 yr old lesbian. Until you have a degree in grammar fuck off until then tho I'll write you're on a bunch of balls and throw them out you constantly so you can understand how annoying your grammar corrections are..PS I can guarantee l'm much more educated then you are..I just type quickly on phones..l hope you choke on your grapefruit and black coffee your having for breakfast..nerd 13m Reply Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.
Opinionated: probably look like
 14m Reply
 leo_the_kid__@angelinag 73 your name says
 it all.. angeliNAG ..your a bored nag .it's
 typing on a cellphone not an essay and your
 not a teacher your a 16 yr old lesbian who's
 secretly insecure about being a lesbian so you
 have to make sure everyone knows your a
 lesbian like every other 16 yr old lesbian. Until
 you have a degree in grammar fuck off until
 then tho I'll write you're on a bunch of balls
 and throw them out you constantly so you can
 understand how annoying your grammar
 corrections are..PS I can guarantee l'm much
 more educated then you are..I just type quickly
 on phones..l hope you choke on your
 grapefruit and black coffee your having for
 breakfast..nerd
 13m Reply
Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.

Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the inte...