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Bad, Charlie, and Concussion: 404 JAMES S. A. COREY dozen blooms of thick white anti-laser smoke burst air. The next time a defense laser fired, the wahm iridescence, and the smoke of burning plastic filled the air one died. Miller pressed forward and up a red metal ramp.A ing charge flared, and a service door swung open, The corridors of Thot tion were wide and roomy, with Non swaths of ivy grown in carefully tended spirals, niches every fe feet with tastefully lit bonsai. Soft light the nure white of sun made the place feel like a spa or a rich man's private residence. The 405 weren't even cops. They were a Belter irregular militia; discipline and respect for authority weren't natural to them. They slowed. They got careful. So rounding the corer, they didn't walk into LEVIATHAN WAKES SENTIA AATH IG the trap The next cortidor was long and straight, leading-the HUD suggested-to a service ramp up toward the control center. It looked empty, but a third of the way to the curve horizon, the carpeting started to fly apart in ragged tufts. One of the boys beside Miller grunted and went down. "They are using low-shrapnel rounds and bouncing them off floors were carpet The HUD in his armor flickered, marking the path the assault was meant to take. Miller's heart stepped up to a last,co stant tlutter, but his mind seemed to grow perfectly still At the first intersection, a riot barrier was manned by a dozen men in Protogen security uniforms. The OPA roops hung back, using the curve of the ceiling as cover. What suppressing fire there was the curve," Fred said into all their ears at once. "Bank-shot rico- chet. Stay low, and do exactly as I say." The calm in the Earther's voice had more effect than his shout ing had. Miller thought he might have bee imagining it, but there Anderson Station doing what he did best, leading his troops against the tactics and strategies he'd helped create back when came in kneecap low. The grenades were perfectly round, not even a hole where the pin had been pulled. They didn't roll as well on the soft industrial carpet as they would have an stone or tiling, so one of the three went off before it reached the barrier. The concussion was ke being hit in the ears with a hammer, the narrow, sealed corridors channeled the blast back at them almost as much as at the ene Bur the riot barrier shattered, and the Protogea security men tone. A certainty. The Butcher of he'd been the enemy Slowly, the OPA forces moved forward, up one level, and then also seemed to be a deeper the next, then the next. The air grew hazy with smoke and ablated aneling. The wide corridors opened into broad plazas xnd quares, as airy as prison yards, with the Protogen forces in the guard towers. The side corridors were locked down, local security trying to channel them into situations where they coald becaught back It didat work The OPA forced open the doors, taking cower in display rich rooms, something between lecture halls and man facturingsomplexes. Twice, unarmored creibans, still theit work As they all rushed forward, Mitder heard his new, rempeeary compatriors whooping with the tirst taste of victory. The seund was muffled, as if they were a long way away. Maybe his carpieces hadnt dampened the blast as mmach as they were supposedf Making the rest of the assaut with blown eardrams wouldn' despite the ongong assault, artacked them when they entered. The OPA bovs owed them down Part of Mer's mindthe part n croschre. that was stll a cop and not a soldier-twitched at that. hes were cvats Kilng them was, at the very least, bad form. B then Aelive whispered in the back of his mind, Nio aee bere u mocet eary But then Fred cae on, and his voice was cleat eeough Do noc advancet Hold back Ie was almost enough The OPA ground force he orders pulhng at them like a leash. These we The eperations center wax a thind of the way the sotiss's Charlie is such a good reading pal
Bad, Charlie, and Concussion: 404
 JAMES S. A. COREY
 dozen blooms of thick white anti-laser smoke burst
 air. The next time a defense laser fired, the wahm
 iridescence, and the smoke of burning plastic filled the air
 one died. Miller pressed forward and up a red metal ramp.A
 ing charge flared, and a service door swung open,
 The corridors of Thot tion were wide and roomy, with Non
 swaths of ivy grown in carefully tended spirals, niches every fe
 feet with tastefully lit bonsai. Soft light the nure white of sun
 made the place feel like a spa or a rich man's private residence. The
 405
 weren't even cops. They were a Belter irregular militia; discipline
 and respect for authority weren't natural to them. They slowed.
 They got careful. So rounding the corer, they didn't walk into
 LEVIATHAN WAKES
 SENTIA
 AATH IG
 the trap
 The next cortidor was long and straight, leading-the HUD
 suggested-to a service ramp up toward the control center. It
 looked empty, but a third of the way to the curve horizon, the
 carpeting started to fly apart in ragged tufts. One of the boys
 beside Miller grunted and went down.
 "They are using low-shrapnel rounds and bouncing them off
 floors were carpet
 The HUD in his armor flickered, marking the path the
 assault was meant to take. Miller's heart stepped up to a last,co
 stant tlutter, but his mind seemed to grow perfectly still At the
 first intersection, a riot barrier was manned by a dozen men in
 Protogen security uniforms. The OPA roops hung back, using
 the curve of the ceiling as cover. What suppressing fire there was
 the curve," Fred said into all their ears at once. "Bank-shot rico-
 chet. Stay low, and do exactly as I say."
 The calm in the Earther's voice had more effect than his shout
 ing had. Miller thought he might have bee imagining it, but there
 Anderson Station doing what he did best, leading his troops
 against the tactics and strategies he'd helped create back when
 came in kneecap low.
 The grenades were perfectly round, not even a hole where the
 pin had been pulled. They didn't roll as well on the soft industrial
 carpet as they would have an stone or tiling, so one of the three
 went off before it reached the barrier. The concussion was ke
 being hit in the ears with a hammer, the narrow, sealed corridors
 channeled the blast back at them almost as much as at the ene
 Bur the riot barrier shattered, and the Protogea security men
 tone. A certainty. The Butcher of
 he'd been the enemy
 Slowly, the OPA forces moved forward, up one level, and then
 also seemed to be a deeper
 the next, then the next. The air grew hazy with smoke and ablated
 aneling. The wide corridors opened into broad plazas xnd
 quares, as airy as prison yards, with the Protogen forces in the
 guard towers. The side corridors were locked down, local security
 trying to channel them into situations where they coald becaught
 back
 It didat work The OPA forced open the doors, taking cower in
 display rich rooms, something between lecture halls and man
 facturingsomplexes. Twice, unarmored creibans, still theit work
 As they all rushed forward, Mitder heard his new, rempeeary
 compatriors whooping with the tirst taste of victory. The seund
 was muffled, as if they were a long way away. Maybe his carpieces
 hadnt dampened the blast as mmach as they were supposedf
 Making the rest of the assaut with blown eardrams wouldn'
 despite the ongong assault, artacked them when they entered. The
 OPA bovs owed them down Part of Mer's mindthe part
 n croschre.
 that was stll a cop and not a soldier-twitched at that. hes were
 cvats Kilng them was, at the very least, bad form. B then
 Aelive whispered in the back of his mind, Nio aee bere u mocet
 eary
 But then Fred cae on, and his voice was cleat eeough
 Do noc advancet Hold back
 Ie was almost enough The OPA ground force he
 orders pulhng at them like a leash. These we
 The eperations center wax a thind of the way the sotiss's
Charlie is such a good reading pal

Charlie is such a good reading pal

4chan, Advice, and Af: [a b c d/e f/g/gif / h /hr /k/m/o/p/r/s/t/u/v/vg /vr /w / wg] i /ic) [r9k] [s4s [cm /hm /Igbt y [3 aco adv an asp /biz / cgl / ck / co diy /fa / fit/gd /hc his int jp lit/mlp /mu n/out po /pol /sci soc/ sp / tg /toy / trv /tv/vp /wsg/x] [Settings] [Home /fit/ Fitness Official Touhou Project Shop れみりあ Visit the NEW J-LIST NOW!! Approved by zUN [Advertise on 4chan] [Post a Reply] 11/06/15 Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to 10/31/15 your spam box! /his/- History & Humanities 10/24/15 The ROBOT9000 filter has been re-enabled on /r9k/ [Hide] [Show AlN We Otokonoko You anon might like it more. "Anonymous Documentary How Anonymous Hackers Changed the World Full Documentary" 52 5/35/2 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: Bbo4MITCMAA20dq ipg (21 KB, 598x320) Ghost Puncher Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)10:48:16 No.34834824 34834856348350913483533334835354348354263483560534835875 Don't know if this goes in /fit/ or /x/. Whevs here's the story. It's fucking long but bear with me. >friend not in the story tells us about place to get palm readings >lifting buddy and I go to get palms read show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morning wearing our workout gear >ghost bitches already mirin >asks who wants t gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal ball >hispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute >friend chads up to the plate woman grabs his hand >he flexes slightly woman goes from smiling to horrified >starts grabbing and studying his hand like a last will >feelin weird man >tells my friend he's got something following him ask him if he did any ouija voodoo bullshit >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk lifting at home says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom gypsy lets us leave without paying >at the gym thirty minutes later spotting friend while he benches >some newbie dumbass is curling next to us like no joke 6 inches away from us >dude slips up and swings a twenty he's holding at friend's head throws the bar up and ducks just in time bar >newbie le mys friend gets back up and I'm shitting myself still >tell friend he should go home wl >friend looks unfazed and wants to continue >leave to abuela's sister's house to get some sage and silver >go back to gym and give it to friend >next day >friend looks happier than normal >tells me some shit went down at his house >says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of neighborhood had power >heard rattling of silverware >uses flashlight app to see >saw a silhouette of someone crawl under the kitchen counter nothing under the counter not even shelves >friend doesn't believe in ouija shit and believes its an intruder or animal Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:00:19 No.34834929 34835091>34835759 (Continued) >friend grabs his pull-up >yells obscenities while patrolling his house d crouched in his weight room and gets ready justice SW says fksand tosses the pull-up bar at the window >shatters like lanklet kneecaps squatting >thing nowhere in sight >friend then starts to consider ouija shit >calls other friend for advice >our lifting group has some odd characters >johnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver >says he'll be by with some holy water >drops it off "T'll call my grandmother tomorrow to help, she's one of the medium people" >friend sits down on his couch while the house smells like old watches american dad >looks at the sage >dried up and out goes to his pocket for the silver >melted >instead of warm it was cold >starts to see something dart back and forth across the room >tv goes off and static comes on >says high pitched screaming fills the house >friend gets mildly annoyed >walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion like imagine walking into a room, tipping over a vase, then going back to doing what you were doing >he did that except threw a skull against the wall >says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped >lights go off again >hears numerous footsteps getting closer to him >tells me he's mildly freaked out at this point >I'm very concemed that he said "mildly" >says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness >only hears the wind breaking on his fists >says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him >screams "NUH UH" >starts running around his house and swinging in the darkness >doesn't remember falling asle act with something fleshy a few times >wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day proc >tells me he swears he made (..) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:11:28 No.34835026 34835091 34835907 (Continued) >friend goes outside to make frequent calls throughout his routines >tells me's been me phone and leaving angry voice messages for the "ghosts" >sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin until it dies >friend goes home again >fast forward a few days >looks completely normal >ask johnny if lifting buddy was alright >tells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation >says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch >feels a presence but it feels scared lifting buddy walks out wiping his ass with a ouija board towel >throws in on the floor and kicks it into the living room >pours more holy water on it then takes it outside to burn it >asks friend is he is hungry >"Uh... sure... >says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a fucking cutting board >says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it >breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash >washes his hands then pisses in the trash can fhis bathroom naked much leaves >they both eat grilled chicken salad then johnny >says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall "TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND I'LL BE BACK TO FUCKING MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S WHORE DAUGHTER >punches a hole in the wall before leaving >johnny calls his abuela that night abuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day >says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation >priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore >tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks shit about satan >priest leaves before cleansing (.) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:21: No.34 34835138>34835208 (Continued) >abuela stays to do her medium thang >tries to contact the spirits >says it was a group of entities that were very pissed that their shrine was disturbed >tells her that they have no power since lifting buddy isn't remotely scared of anything they've done >lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake >abuela says the entities scatter like roaches "Check out what I found on the street this morning "takes a bit out apple a fucking dead snake >throws the snake on the floor >puts holy water and salt on it >kicks it into the carpet a few times before peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen >abuela is wtfing at this man's mental strength or ignorance >tries to contact the spirits again >they keep running from her >finally talks to one says they are scared of lifting buddy >are scared of my bulky friend >abuela asks what could make them pass on >says they did black magic to get revenge on some asshole landlord from way back when >says they had incriminating shit to shame his family within the wall with the skull >abuela tells lifting buddy what he needs to do >lifting buddy goes into the weight room >makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall >finds a folder with records of some sort >im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part >lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it >abuela horrified >crumples them up and throws them into the corner of the room >tells the spirits to piss off then punches another hole in the wall total of 13 holes at this point >abuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves >goes back to lifting buddy's house a month later >immediately goes to the weight room tries to contact spiritsestroyed af, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are still there nothing >smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done (..) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:35:55 No.34835252 File: full size ipg (27 KB, 570x5570) 34835841 (Continued) >again, not lying about any of this >tells abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust >finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion GET SWOLE YOU MUST his wardrobe for thiseing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top, board shorts, pink sunglasses, and a backwards chicago bulls snapback (johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about >some scrawny white guy in his mid thirties opens to door >lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the paper's nam >lifting buddy lets himseif in and finds the old man in his studies "Who are you? *notices the papers W .where did you get that!?" >old man tries to grab at the papers >lifting buddy punches the old man in the face >dentures fly out >says it was like some shit out a movie >crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style >guy's son runs in and jumps on lifting buddy's back >lifting buddy stops mid sentence, lets the guy down, then gut punches him until he hobbles out of the from and pukes in the hallway >tells the old man to set shit right or he will be back for blood >leaves >fast forward a couple days various cars outside of lifting buddy's house >thinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pull-up bar walks out side in his tank top and house shorts home cooked foods ing etting their properties back >thank him for ge >the documents were apparently deeds swindled out by the old man >families say the whole "we'll never forget you!" spiel and leave >friend looks into the tupperware >nothing but calories and carbs (cookies, briskets, gumbo) >throws it all away and goes back to lifting in his weight room Pic for shirt (...) Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:43:20 No.34835317 34835519 (Continued) man's name in the news a few days later seently he was hated by the ity for being a dick somehow only heard about him now new doesn't disclose how he died >don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought, the ghosts getting their revenge, or natural causes >hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one >says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions >they smiled at him >says he grabbed an apple, head nodded while taking a bite, and walked away back to his bedroom >he stops halfway and turns around >"Holy fuck, you guys were real?" >spirits fade while smiling >lifting buddy goes to sleep Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane shit like he always does. No one fucks with him since the ghost puncher incident. Abuela mires every time she's around him. And I think the priest told his priest buddies/church because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him. Again, non of this was made up. No walk the dinos aur tend shit. My friend legitimately beat up a bunch of ghosts. imo best greentext
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 Ghost Puncher Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)10:48:16 No.34834824
 34834856348350913483533334835354348354263483560534835875
 Don't know if this goes in /fit/ or /x/. Whevs here's the story. It's fucking long but bear with me.
 >friend not in the story tells us about place to get palm readings
 >lifting buddy and I go to get palms read
 show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morning wearing our workout gear
 >ghost bitches already mirin
 >asks who wants t gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal ball
 >hispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute
 >friend chads up to the plate
 woman grabs his hand
 >he flexes slightly
 woman goes from smiling to horrified
 >starts grabbing and studying his hand like a last will
 >feelin weird man
 >tells my friend he's got something following him
 ask him if he did any ouija voodoo bullshit
 >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk lifting at home
 says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom
 gypsy lets us leave without paying
 >at the gym thirty minutes later
 spotting friend while he benches
 >some newbie dumbass is curling next to us
 like no joke 6 inches away from us
 >dude slips up and swings a twenty he's holding at friend's head
 throws the bar up and ducks just in time
 bar
 >newbie le mys friend gets back up and I'm shitting myself still
 >tell friend he should go home
 wl
 >friend looks unfazed and wants to continue
 >leave to abuela's sister's house to get some sage and silver
 >go back to gym and give it to friend
 >next day
 >friend looks happier than normal
 >tells me some shit went down at his house
 >says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of neighborhood had power
 >heard rattling of silverware
 >uses flashlight app to see
 >saw a silhouette of someone crawl under the kitchen counter
 nothing under the counter not even shelves
 >friend doesn't believe in ouija shit and believes its an intruder or animal
 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:00:19 No.34834929 34835091>34835759
 (Continued)
 >friend grabs his pull-up
 >yells obscenities while patrolling his house d crouched in his weight room
 and gets ready
 justice
 SW
 says
 fksand tosses the pull-up bar at the window
 >shatters like lanklet kneecaps squatting
 >thing nowhere in sight
 >friend then starts to consider ouija shit
 >calls other friend for advice
 >our lifting group has some odd characters
 >johnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver
 >says he'll be by with some holy water
 >drops it off
 "T'll call my grandmother tomorrow to help, she's one of the medium people"
 >friend sits down on his couch while the house smells like old
 watches american dad
 >looks at the sage
 >dried up and out
 goes to his pocket for the silver
 >melted
 >instead of warm it was cold
 >starts to see something dart back and forth across the room
 >tv goes off and static comes on
 >says high pitched screaming fills the house
 >friend gets mildly annoyed
 >walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion
 like imagine walking into a room, tipping over a vase, then going back to doing what you were doing
 >he did that except threw a skull against the wall
 >says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped
 >lights go off again
 >hears numerous footsteps getting closer to him
 >tells me he's mildly freaked out at this point
 >I'm very concemed that he said "mildly"
 >says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness
 >only hears the wind breaking on his fists
 >says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him
 >screams "NUH UH"
 >starts running around his house and swinging in the darkness
 >doesn't remember falling asle act with something fleshy a few times
 >wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day
 proc
 >tells me he swears he made
 (..)
 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:11:28 No.34835026 34835091 34835907
 (Continued)
 >friend goes outside to make frequent calls throughout his routines
 >tells me's been me phone and leaving angry voice messages for the "ghosts"
 >sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin until it dies
 >friend goes home again
 >fast forward a few days
 >looks completely normal
 >ask johnny if lifting buddy was alright
 >tells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation
 >says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch
 >feels a presence but it feels scared
 lifting buddy walks out
 wiping his ass with a ouija board towel
 >throws in on the floor and kicks it into the living room
 >pours more holy water on it then takes it outside to burn it
 >asks friend is he is hungry
 >"Uh... sure...
 >says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a fucking cutting board
 >says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it
 >breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash
 >washes his hands then pisses in the trash can
 fhis bathroom naked
 much
 leaves
 >they both eat grilled chicken salad then johnny
 >says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall
 "TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND I'LL BE BACK TO FUCKING MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S WHORE DAUGHTER
 >punches a hole in the wall before leaving
 >johnny calls his abuela that night
 abuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day
 >says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation
 >priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore
 >tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks shit about satan
 >priest leaves before cleansing
 (.)
 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:21:
 No.34
 34835138>34835208
 (Continued)
 >abuela stays to do her medium thang
 >tries to contact the spirits
 >says it was a group of entities that were very pissed that their shrine was disturbed
 >tells her that they have no power since lifting buddy isn't remotely scared of anything they've done
 >lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake
 >abuela says the entities scatter like roaches
 "Check out what I found on the street this morning "takes a bit out apple a fucking dead snake
 >throws the snake on the floor
 >puts holy water and salt on it
 >kicks it into the carpet a few times before peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen
 >abuela is wtfing at this man's mental strength or ignorance
 >tries to contact the spirits again
 >they keep running from her
 >finally talks to one
 says they are scared of lifting buddy
 >are scared
 of my bulky friend
 >abuela asks what could make them pass on
 >says they did black magic to get revenge on some asshole landlord from way back when
 >says they had incriminating shit to shame his family within the wall with the skull
 >abuela tells lifting buddy what he needs to do
 >lifting buddy goes into the weight room
 >makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall
 >finds a folder with records of some sort
 >im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part
 >lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it
 >abuela horrified
 >crumples them up and throws them into the corner of the room
 >tells the spirits to piss off then punches another hole in the wall
 total of 13 holes at this point
 >abuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves
 >goes back to lifting buddy's house a month later
 >immediately goes to the weight room
 tries to contact spiritsestroyed af, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are still there
 nothing
 >smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done
 (..)
 Anonymous 11/08/15(Sun)11:35:55 No.34835252
 File: full size ipg (27 KB, 570x5570)
 34835841
 (Continued)
 >again, not lying about any of this
 >tells abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard
 papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust
 >finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion
 GET
 SWOLE YOU
 MUST
 his wardrobe for thiseing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top, board shorts, pink sunglasses, and a backwards chicago bulls snapback (johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about
 >some scrawny white guy in his mid thirties opens to door
 >lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the paper's nam
 >lifting buddy lets himseif in and finds the old man in his studies
 "Who are you? *notices the papers W .where did you get that!?"
 >old man tries to grab at the papers
 >lifting buddy punches the old man in the face
 >dentures fly out
 >says it was like some shit out a movie
 >crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style
 >guy's son runs in and jumps on lifting buddy's back
 >lifting buddy stops mid sentence, lets the guy down, then gut punches him until he hobbles out of the from and pukes in the hallway
 >tells the old man to set shit right or he will be back for blood
 >leaves
 >fast forward a couple days
 various cars outside of lifting buddy's house
 >thinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pull-up bar
 walks out side in his tank top and house shorts
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 >thank him for ge
 >the documents were apparently deeds swindled out by the old man
 >families say the whole "we'll never forget you!" spiel and leave
 >friend looks into the tupperware
 >nothing but calories and carbs (cookies, briskets, gumbo)
 >throws it all away and goes back to lifting in his weight room
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 man's name in the news a few days later
 seently he was hated by the ity for being a dick
 somehow only heard about him now
 new doesn't disclose how he died
 >don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought, the ghosts getting their revenge, or natural causes
 >hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one
 >says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions
 >they smiled at him
 >says he grabbed an apple, head nodded while taking a bite, and walked away back to his bedroom
 >he stops halfway and turns around
 >"Holy fuck, you guys were real?"
 >spirits fade while smiling
 >lifting buddy goes to sleep
 Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane shit like he always does. No one fucks with him since the ghost puncher incident. Abuela mires every time she's around him. And I think the priest told his priest buddies/church because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him.
 Again, non of this was made up. No walk the dinos aur tend shit. My friend legitimately beat up a bunch of ghosts.
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 then I hit him good and he just got knocked
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 him. I go inside and I get my airsoft gun (in case
 something else like this happens) and I just hear
 guy, with a
 black coat, black hat, and completely dressed in
 black, holding a Kalashnikov. I see this from the
 back, stealthily I spray him with the pepper spray
 in the face, he drops down his gun, then I took the
 gun and I took Riley and Emma to they're bunker
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 just
 too. I get
 an idea to call the police at this point. I do and
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 dressed the same, with Kalashnikovs. My god, we
 just dodged a bullet. Police takes care of them,
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 anything, Emma, still crying, screamed "HE SAVED
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 stay there. Emma was
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 Riley told me that guy was at the door, when she
 opened, she threatened Emma and Riley with the
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HE SAVED US FROM A CREEPY GUY! the start talks about visiting a cousin that's rich and lives in a mansion.

HE SAVED US FROM A CREEPY GUY! the start talks about visiting a cousin that's rich and lives in a mansion.

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[SATIRE/META] A new twist on an old classic

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Physics Mechanics: How to do 44 (b) and (c)?

Animals, Bored, and Comfortable: Space orcs Easy To Forget acixs They forget sometimes that humans are predators it's easy to do so when they mimic you or startle suddenly. When it's just one human it's easy to forget to brush the nagging feeling of THIS IS A PREDATOR to the back of your mind. But sometimes they do something and it comes flying back and it's so obvious you wonder how you could ever forget. It's terrifying how easily they blend in how quickly they can get you to drop your guard. Humans are truly terrifying, especially when they try not to be. samuraiknitter Captain Tonu was quite happy with the three humans he had in his crew; scientists all, they were so curious they could be counted on to investigate anything the rest of his more sane crewmembers were unwilling to go near, and were often found laughing (a most.... worrisome sound) over impossible danger. When they all finished their tour, he was delighted that they all signed on for his next planned expedition. So delighted, he allowed them to bring a 'pet on board He had been told of 'pets'. Humans' bonding urges were so strong, they would bond with others they barely knew, or animals. Rumor had it they also bonded to plants and rocks, but that couldn't be true. They adopted a small predator native to their home planetc with claws on all four feet, and fangs. They carried it about as if it was a hatchling, cooing to it and patting its fur. It was a species known as 'cat' and they named it Snorlax. He was told the snorlax was a great mythical beast in their culture, but from their laughter he had his doubts It hunted for fun. Never causing harm, it would leap out at crew-members with no warning, lashing its tail, before retreating to a new hiding space. The crew was quietly terrified of it; the humans would smile and laugh and pay it compliments when attacked. When bored, the humans would get the cat to attack things as entertainment It was perhaps halfway through their second voyage, and most of the crew had become comfortable, or at least resigned to the pet predator, when the pirates attacked. They'd entered orbit around a promising M-class world, prepared to map it, when they were taken surprise by the human pirates who'd already claimed it as their own. Tonu was trussed up and thrown in the hold with the majority of his crew and a few human pirate guards. His human crew were, of course, not there. Of course they weren't. Who would expect any beings to fight their own? Especially to defend of a non-human crew? No species would do such a thing. The door to the hold opened, and... no one entered. Everyone, humans included, looked around cautiously. Then came a shout that Tonu would never forget, not in his next century. "LEEROY JENKINS!" Every human captor immediately opened fire on the door, throwing handheld explosives as well. As they did, his three human scientists leaned out of openings in the ceiling and neatly shot all their captors, killing them instantly. "Are you all right?" They asked, genuinely concerned for their non- human crew as they cut them loose. "Sorry it took us so long, the rest of the ship had to be secured first." "They... they were human." Tonu said in shock. They had just killed members of their own species. "Human assholes, maybe." One replied, continuing to cut bindings. "They didn't have to take the ship, they could have just said the planet was inhabited, for fuck's sake." "You saved us." Captain Tonu said inelegantly. He was as shocked as he had ever been. "Well yeah, you're our crew, aren't you?" He gently patted each on the head, as he had seen them do to their pet. "Thank you." They all grinned at each other, and did their strange 'high five salute. They were terrifying. He began to see why they adopted predators. humans-are-seriously-weird Source: acixs #Humans are weird #Humans are space orcs #story #writing #scifi 422 notes HAW Comp 04 I Wanna Know - Yassssss Meme #yassssssmeme #yasssss #meme - HAW Comp 04 I Wanna Know The post HAW Comp 04 I Wanna Know appeared first on Gag Dad.
Animals, Bored, and Comfortable: Space orcs Easy To Forget
 acixs
 They forget sometimes that humans are predators it's easy to do so
 when they mimic you or startle suddenly. When it's just one human
 it's easy to forget to brush the nagging feeling of THIS IS A
 PREDATOR to the back of your mind. But sometimes they do
 something and it comes flying back and it's so obvious you wonder
 how you could ever forget. It's terrifying how easily they blend in how
 quickly they can get you to drop your guard. Humans are truly
 terrifying, especially when they try not to be.
 samuraiknitter
 Captain Tonu was quite happy with the three humans he had in his
 crew; scientists all, they were so curious they could be counted on to
 investigate anything the rest of his more sane crewmembers were
 unwilling to go near, and were often found laughing (a most....
 worrisome sound) over impossible danger. When they all finished
 their tour, he was delighted that they all signed on for his next
 planned expedition. So delighted, he allowed them to bring a 'pet on
 board
 He had been told of 'pets'. Humans' bonding urges were so strong,
 they would bond with others they barely knew, or animals. Rumor
 had it they also bonded to plants and rocks, but that couldn't be true.
 They adopted a small predator native to their home planetc with
 claws on all four feet, and fangs. They carried it about as if it was a
 hatchling, cooing to it and patting its fur. It was a species known
 as 'cat' and they named it Snorlax. He was told the snorlax was a
 great mythical beast in their culture, but from their laughter he had
 his doubts
 It hunted for fun.
 Never causing harm, it would leap out at crew-members with no
 warning, lashing its tail, before retreating to a new hiding space. The
 crew was quietly terrified of it; the humans would smile and laugh
 and pay it compliments when attacked. When bored, the humans
 would get the cat to attack things as entertainment
 It was perhaps halfway through their second voyage, and most of the
 crew had become comfortable, or at least resigned to the pet
 predator, when the pirates attacked. They'd entered orbit around a
 promising M-class world, prepared to map it, when they were taken
 surprise by the human pirates who'd already claimed it as their own.
 Tonu was trussed up and thrown in the hold with the majority of his
 crew and a few human pirate guards. His human crew were, of
 course, not there. Of course they weren't. Who would expect any
 beings to fight their own? Especially to defend of a non-human crew?
 No species would do such a thing.
 The door to the hold opened, and... no one entered. Everyone,
 humans included, looked around cautiously. Then came a shout that
 Tonu would never forget, not in his next century.
 "LEEROY JENKINS!"
 Every human captor immediately opened fire on the door, throwing
 handheld explosives as well. As they did, his three human scientists
 leaned out of openings in the ceiling and neatly shot all their captors,
 killing them instantly.
 "Are you all right?" They asked, genuinely concerned for their non-
 human crew as they cut them loose. "Sorry it took us so long, the rest
 of the ship had to be secured first."
 "They... they were human." Tonu said in shock. They had just killed
 members of their own species.
 "Human assholes, maybe." One replied, continuing to cut
 bindings. "They didn't have to take the ship, they could have just said
 the planet was inhabited, for fuck's sake."
 "You saved us." Captain Tonu said inelegantly. He was as shocked
 as he had ever been.
 "Well yeah, you're our crew, aren't you?"
 He gently patted each on the head, as he had seen them do to their
 pet. "Thank you."
 They all grinned at each other, and did their strange 'high five
 salute.
 They were terrifying. He began to see why they adopted predators.
 humans-are-seriously-weird Source: acixs #Humans are weird
 #Humans are space orcs #story #writing #scifi
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 If you had even read my profile
 you'd
 see that
 Please educate yourself.
 Please
 I hate seeing these organisations
 ruin people. I truly wish you the
 best
 It's far from ruined me, I'm pretty
 educated, I wish you'd educate
 yourself on #1 What it is we are
 actually about, #2 The products
 we actually sell, #3 Your way of
 speaking to people you know
 nothing about. I can't imagine
 talking to people and about
 people with such little respect.
 It's opened up my eyes to a brand
 new way of life, living, friendships
 and money, your profile said
 you were a tradie so I wrongly
 assumed, sorry! like I said, l'll
 let ya get on with your day!
 Double-tap to like
 Look,I'm sorry if I came across
 harshly. I only wish you the best,
 but I get hoarded or requests to
 join companies like this. I really
 wish you the best and do hope
 the venture works out, and not at
 the cost of others. I'm pretty well
 versed, and I am not speaking
 to you with a lack of respect
 you're the one who said i must
 be working with someone else.
 Peace
 Message...
 O
Probably working under someone anyway.

Probably working under someone anyway.

Bad, College, and Google: @ 63% 5:08 PM ll Verizon drive.google.com They seemed to define it as something "exaggerated" or something "bad." As usual, the prompt literally defined overrated for you! So even if you were fuzzy on the term, a close reading of the prompt would have helped you out. I think part of this confusion comes from the fact that it's something students hear and say all the time, without maybe really thinking about what they mean One of the first hurdles to choosing something overrated is being able to identify something I that is, in fact, highly regarded by some people. Some students struggled to identify something that would work, and thus derailed themselves from being able to make a strong argument. By far, we saw a few topics come up repeatedly: 1) social media (influencers, usage, obsession with "likes," etc.) 2) school related things (high school is overrated; standardized tests are overrated; college is overrated; ivy Leagues are overrated; and yes, a few AP exams are overrated; etc.) 3) fame &e celebrities 4) money Personally, I thought it was nice to see students being a little critical of social media, TBH. It showed that they aren't just blindly accepting of their world. It was a little disappointing, though not surprising, to hear how jaded students are with the school system. You all know how I feel about grades and the college admissions rat race; still, students weren't really arguing against the rat race. They argued much more organically about how the system isn't worth it. These are kids who've had college "shoved down their throat" since birth, and they're not having it... at least they don't want to. The irony is that these kids writing about how overrated it all is are in fact taking a standardized test in the hopes of getting college credit. So while they're seeing beyond the "everyone must go to a four year college at any cost" mentality, they're still participating in it because that's the expectation. It was a little sad, really. Anyhow, I digress. So the cool thing about this prompt was that, as a reader, you never knew what you were gonna get when you opened that book. Some were really thoughtful and interesting, others run-ofthe-mill, some just really unique. Any of them could work well; it was ENTIRELY about how well the student made their case, rather than the thing they decided was overrated There was quite a variety of topics students chose to write about, all with mixed success. There wasn't really a single topic that couldn't have been done well in the hands of the right student. The most important thing was the explanation of why they thought it was overrated, which included being able to identify what some people like about it and then being able to explain why that particular factor is not worthy of its praise. It was all about the connections and explanations that the From an AP Lang test reader. Do you guys remember what you did for Q3? I talked about dictators, torturing, and social media lol and how they are too too relevant in society making them “overrated” Probably got a one but it’s whatever lol.
Bad, College, and Google: @ 63%
 5:08 PM
 ll Verizon
 drive.google.com
 They seemed to define it as something "exaggerated" or something "bad." As usual,
 the prompt literally defined overrated for you! So even if you were fuzzy on the
 term, a close reading of the prompt would have helped you out. I think part of this
 confusion comes from the fact that it's something students hear and say all the
 time, without maybe really thinking about what they mean
 One of the first hurdles to choosing something overrated is being able to identify
 something I that is, in fact, highly regarded by some people. Some students
 struggled to identify something that would work, and thus derailed themselves
 from being able to make a strong argument.
 By far, we saw a few topics come up repeatedly:
 1) social media (influencers, usage, obsession with "likes," etc.)
 2) school related things (high school is overrated; standardized tests are
 overrated; college is overrated; ivy Leagues are overrated; and yes, a few AP
 exams are overrated; etc.)
 3) fame &e celebrities
 4) money
 Personally, I thought it was nice to see students being a little critical of social
 media, TBH. It showed that they aren't just blindly accepting of their world. It was
 a little disappointing, though not surprising, to hear how jaded students are with
 the school system. You all know how I feel about grades and the college admissions
 rat race; still, students weren't really arguing against the rat race. They argued
 much more organically about how the system isn't worth it. These are kids who've
 had college "shoved down their throat" since birth, and they're not having it... at
 least they don't want to. The irony is that these kids writing about how overrated
 it all is are in fact taking a standardized test in the hopes of getting college credit.
 So while they're seeing beyond the "everyone must go to a four year college at any
 cost" mentality, they're still participating in it because that's the expectation. It
 was a little sad, really.
 Anyhow, I digress. So the cool thing about this prompt was that, as a reader, you
 never knew what you were gonna get when you opened that book. Some were
 really thoughtful and interesting, others run-ofthe-mill, some just really unique.
 Any of them could work well; it was ENTIRELY about how well the student made
 their case, rather than the thing they decided was overrated
 There was quite a variety of topics students chose to write about, all with mixed
 success. There wasn't really a single topic that couldn't have been done well in the
 hands of the right student. The most important thing was the explanation of why
 they thought it was overrated, which included being able to identify what some
 people like about it and then being able to explain why that particular factor is not
 worthy of its praise. It was all about the connections and explanations that the
From an AP Lang test reader. Do you guys remember what you did for Q3? I talked about dictators, torturing, and social media lol and how they are too too relevant in society making them “overrated” Probably got a one but it’s whatever lol.

From an AP Lang test reader. Do you guys remember what you did for Q3? I talked about dictators, torturing, and social media lol and how the...

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New German restaurant called Herman ze German opened in my town and it's logo is looking a little phalic

New German restaurant called Herman ze German opened in my town and it's logo is looking a little phalic