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Memes, News, and China: fuck theyre good The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the ses so it can concesl its submarines ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines uld th d to nual th and certainly not to furth naclear-powered. It also that developed by the Uesed States was easily th er militarize outposts in has at least three nuclear- United States and Rusia. the South China Sca. The South China Sea- pable of launching ballis amajor part of that pash. So the Soviets created te tracking their subenariees U powered submarines ca Its submarine is in the open ocean tic missiles and is plan- Since sobmarines can vily mined and fort ed bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avold detection, Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagonthey are less vuinerable to is one of the world,s most report released last year. afrt-trike attack than fed zones for their subs to operate as close to te United States as posible. t f important shipping lanes. In an April medía briet- land-based intercontinen One was in the White Seaa 1 China asserts it holds ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic misailes or of northwest la nd the other was in the Seaot Okhotsk, north of Japan, U.S. Navy official said the naclear bombers aritime rights to 80 China's JL2 submarine @funnyheadlines posts the craziest news story headlines from this f*cked up world we live in and it's the best new account on Insta
Memes, News, and China: fuck theyre good
 The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month
 in the South China Sea Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the ses so it can concesl its submarines
 ASIA
 China may be using sea
 to hide its submarines
 uld
 th
 d to
 nual
 th
 and certainly not to furth naclear-powered. It also that developed by the Uesed States was easily th
 er militarize outposts in has at least three nuclear- United States and Rusia.
 the South China Sca.
 The South China Sea- pable of launching ballis amajor part of that pash. So the Soviets created te
 tracking their subenariees U
 powered submarines ca Its submarine
 is in the open ocean
 tic missiles and is plan- Since sobmarines can vily mined and fort ed
 bounded by Vietnam,
 China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avold detection,
 Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagonthey are less vuinerable to
 is one of the world,s most report released last year. afrt-trike attack than
 fed zones for their subs to
 operate as close to te
 United States as posible.
 t
 f important shipping lanes. In an April medía briet- land-based intercontinen One was in the White Seaa
 1
 China asserts it holds ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic misailes or of northwest la nd
 the other was in the Seaot
 Okhotsk, north of Japan,
 U.S. Navy official said the naclear bombers
 aritime rights to 80
 China's JL2 submarine
@funnyheadlines posts the craziest news story headlines from this f*cked up world we live in and it's the best new account on Insta

@funnyheadlines posts the craziest news story headlines from this f*cked up world we live in and it's the best new account on Insta

Children, Climbing, and Family: That's Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of World's Largest Cruise Ship @balleralert That’s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of World’s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In April, Royal Caribbean will unveil a brand new ship, which will overthrow its sister ship to become the world’s largest cruise ship. The Symphony of the Seas weighs in at a whopping 230,000 tons with room for 5,500 guests, the company said in a statement. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Symphony highlights its brand new 125-square meter family suites, which hold up to eight travelers in two bedrooms. The family suites will consists of two levels with wraparound balconies and ocean views. But, if that wasn’t enough, Royal Caribbean has included a slide, a climbing wall, a TV room with a popcorn machine, video games and more, for its customers traveling with their families and small children. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for the rest of the ship, the Symphony features a 10-story waterslide, which is the biggest at sea, in addition to a zip line, two rock-climbing walls, surf simulators and more. Although the Symphony accommodates the children and young and heart, it also offers a Bionic Bar with robotic bartenders, a movie theater, a sports bar, an arcade and much more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ship is expected to set sail in April around the Mediterranean and dock in its home port of Miami in November.
Children, Climbing, and Family: That's Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets
 Debut of World's Largest Cruise Ship
 @balleralert
That’s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of World’s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In April, Royal Caribbean will unveil a brand new ship, which will overthrow its sister ship to become the world’s largest cruise ship. The Symphony of the Seas weighs in at a whopping 230,000 tons with room for 5,500 guests, the company said in a statement. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Symphony highlights its brand new 125-square meter family suites, which hold up to eight travelers in two bedrooms. The family suites will consists of two levels with wraparound balconies and ocean views. But, if that wasn’t enough, Royal Caribbean has included a slide, a climbing wall, a TV room with a popcorn machine, video games and more, for its customers traveling with their families and small children. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for the rest of the ship, the Symphony features a 10-story waterslide, which is the biggest at sea, in addition to a zip line, two rock-climbing walls, surf simulators and more. Although the Symphony accommodates the children and young and heart, it also offers a Bionic Bar with robotic bartenders, a movie theater, a sports bar, an arcade and much more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ship is expected to set sail in April around the Mediterranean and dock in its home port of Miami in November.

That’s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of World’s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In April, Royal Caribbean wi...

Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning
 of the universe in those
 two eyes.
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Y’all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of y’all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and I’m thinking I might come for y’all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp y’all out completely. And I know what I’d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Y’all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Y’all ain’t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah that’s basic. Mermaids? Bruv that’s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Where’s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she can’t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (😍) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like “I know y’all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night 😢.” Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But I’ll call it Mermaid Period because y’all love it when these beverage companies are extra 🤗). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peet’s and Dark Matter - y’all on notice. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unic...

Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for old man Stan. I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it
 A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for
 old man Stan.
I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma...

Meme, Memes, and China: fuck theyre good The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the ses so it can conceal its submarines during exercnes with Singapore's navy ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines rt th d to nual th and certainly not to furth naclear-powered. It also that developed by the Uesed States as eaily th n has at least three nucleat. United States and Russia, tracking their subenariees U powered submarines ca Its submarine pable of launching ballis a the South China Sea. is in the open ocean major part of that pash. So the Sovicts created submarines can ly mined and fort ed - bounded by Vietnam, tic missiles and is plan- Since China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection,fed zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia- according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible, t f important shipping lanes. In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen One was in the Whise Seaa the other was in the Sea of tal ballistic missiles or of northwest sla nd China's J12 submarineOkhotsk, north of Japan ing in Washington, a top China asserts it holds ritime rights to 80 U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers @jokezar has to be the best meme page on Insta 😂😂
Meme, Memes, and China: fuck theyre good
 The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month
 in the South China Sea Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the ses so it can conceal its submarines
 during exercnes with Singapore's navy
 ASIA
 China may be using sea
 to hide its submarines
 rt
 th
 d to
 nual
 th
 and certainly not to furth naclear-powered. It also that developed by the Uesed States as eaily th
 n has at least three nucleat. United States and Russia, tracking their subenariees U
 powered submarines ca Its submarine
 pable of launching ballis a
 the South China Sea.
 is
 in the open ocean
 major part of that pash. So the Sovicts created
 submarines can ly mined and fort ed
 -
 bounded by Vietnam, tic missiles and is plan- Since
 China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection,fed zones for their sube to
 Philippines and Malaysia- according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y
 d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible, t
 f important shipping lanes. In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen One was in the Whise Seaa
 the other was in the Sea of
 tal ballistic missiles or of northwest sla nd
 China's J12 submarineOkhotsk, north of Japan
 ing in Washington, a top
 China asserts it holds
 ritime rights to 80
 U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers
@jokezar has to be the best meme page on Insta 😂😂

@jokezar has to be the best meme page on Insta 😂😂