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Apparently, Bad, and Fucking: My Chemical Romace ..usually burn... My Chemical Romance are goniuses. I will say it go) on any givan "roality TV show, which again: geniuses! They wrote this catchy song about one would it be and why? not being okay. Can you imagine anything striking a FRANK: GROWING UP GOTTI, cause I'm a quar- deeper chord with the key high-school-aged record- ter Polish and three-quarters mobster. buying demographic? I swear, they must be managed by Steve Forbes or something. I'm not dissin'-I'm SKRATCH: Does anyone in the band have just jealous! Do you realize how many underage an obnoxious girlfriend? What makes her girls these guys must have swarming around their so lame? tour bus?! It boggles the mind. Anyway, I had a really FRANK: What, are you kidding me? You're gonna great e-mail exchange with guitarist Frank Lero. He's get me into trouble with this one. Fine: Mikey's girl- got a great sense of humor and he believes in evolu- friend. Ha ha, l'm callin' you out, Jeanna bait! Yeah, tion-so, as far as l'm concerned, he deserves to live that's right-I went there. a happy, normal life. Judge for yourself, though. SKRATCH: If you had to wear either high SKRATCH: Late at night when you think heels or a bra on a regular basis, which of the Warped Tour, what do you think of? would you pick, and why? FRANK: The lack of showering, rad Porta-Potties, FRANK: Dang. Neither, really. I have bad ankles, and friendship. so the heels are not even a question; and bras just seem like a hassle, SKRATCH: You guys are kinda pale. Are you worried about sunburn on the SKRATCH: Do you believe in evolution? Warped Tour? What will you do to prevent FRANK: Yes, because it happened. Next it? Or are you looking for a little color? FRANK: Um, I don't know It's really not something SKRATCH: If you killed someone, where I'm too concerned about...butI do usually burn, would you hide the body? Do you think especially on my face, and that's never any fun...so you'd get away with it? maybe I should come up with some sort of a plan. FRANK: I would hide the body in a voting booth. Apparently, intelligent people haven't stepped foot in those things for years. SKRATCH:I love the way your music video looks like a film trailer. If they were to ac- tually make the film being "advertised," what would the plot be? What character And that way, if Ashcroft is running for any sort of office, the body can do a little last-minute campaign FRANK: There would be absolutely no plot whatso- ing! Ha ha ha. Oh, man, I'm fucking funny. Is that too ever. It would be lots of close-ups of Gerard, some heady a reference for a Warped Tour guide? Well, more of Mikey, a car would blow up, and it would be take your mind off it by checking out My Chemical Romance all summer long on this year's Warped Tour! And throw my man Frank some sunscreen when you see him. I worry about hirm, you know? would each member of the band play? over. I would audition for the part of Godzilla. SKRATCH: Man, didn't high school suck? FRANK: [Tou hit the] nail on the head, sister. SKRATCH: If you could go (or had to www.skratchmagazine.com By Jeff Penalty /Photo by Derrick Santini playing 6/18-8/1S www.theimmortalityproject.com callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini
Apparently, Bad, and Fucking: My Chemical Romace
 ..usually burn...
 My Chemical Romance are goniuses. I will say it go) on any givan "roality TV show, which
 again: geniuses! They wrote this catchy song about one would it be and why?
 not being okay. Can you imagine anything striking a FRANK: GROWING UP GOTTI, cause I'm a quar-
 deeper chord with the key high-school-aged record- ter Polish and three-quarters mobster.
 buying demographic? I swear, they must be managed
 by Steve Forbes or something. I'm not dissin'-I'm SKRATCH: Does anyone in the band have
 just jealous! Do you realize how many underage an obnoxious girlfriend? What makes her
 girls these guys must have swarming around their so lame?
 tour bus?! It boggles the mind. Anyway, I had a really FRANK: What, are you kidding me? You're gonna
 great e-mail exchange with guitarist Frank Lero. He's get me into trouble with this one. Fine: Mikey's girl-
 got a great sense of humor and he believes in evolu- friend. Ha ha, l'm callin' you out, Jeanna bait! Yeah,
 tion-so, as far as l'm concerned, he deserves to live that's right-I went there.
 a happy, normal life. Judge for yourself, though.
 SKRATCH: If you had to wear either high
 SKRATCH: Late at night when you think heels or a bra on a regular basis, which
 of the Warped Tour, what do you think of? would you pick, and why?
 FRANK: The lack of showering, rad Porta-Potties, FRANK: Dang. Neither, really. I have bad ankles,
 and friendship.
 so the heels are not even a question; and bras just
 seem like a hassle,
 SKRATCH: You guys are kinda pale.
 Are you worried about sunburn on the SKRATCH: Do you believe in evolution?
 Warped Tour? What will you do to prevent FRANK: Yes, because it happened. Next
 it? Or are you looking for a little color?
 FRANK: Um, I don't know It's really not something SKRATCH: If you killed someone, where
 I'm too concerned about...butI do usually burn, would you hide the body? Do you think
 especially on my face, and that's never any fun...so you'd get away with it?
 maybe I should come up with some sort of a plan.
 FRANK: I would hide the body in a voting booth.
 Apparently, intelligent people haven't stepped foot
 in those things for years.
 SKRATCH:I love the way your music video
 looks like a film trailer. If they were to ac-
 tually make the film being "advertised,"
 what would the plot be? What character And that way, if Ashcroft is running for any sort of
 office, the body can do a little last-minute campaign
 FRANK: There would be absolutely no plot whatso- ing! Ha ha ha. Oh, man, I'm fucking funny. Is that too
 ever. It would be lots of close-ups of Gerard, some heady a reference for a Warped Tour guide? Well,
 more of Mikey, a car would blow up, and it would be take your mind off it by checking out My Chemical
 Romance all summer long on this year's Warped
 Tour! And throw my man Frank some sunscreen
 when you see him. I worry about hirm, you know?
 would each member of the band play?
 over. I would audition for the part of Godzilla.
 SKRATCH: Man, didn't high school suck?
 FRANK: [Tou hit the] nail on the head, sister.
 SKRATCH: If you could go (or had to
 www.skratchmagazine.com
 By Jeff Penalty /Photo by Derrick Santini
 playing 6/18-8/1S
 www.theimmortalityproject.com
callmeblake:
mcrmyhollywoodscans:
JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH
Photo Credit: Derrick Santini

callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini

Dude, Tumblr, and Blog: got-an-ion-you: Kano, dude. Kano went from I only care about profit in MKX to Aye fuckers lets see who can be the most obnoxious guy in MK11
Dude, Tumblr, and Blog: got-an-ion-you:

Kano, dude.

Kano went from I only care about profit in MKX to Aye fuckers lets see who can be the most obnoxious guy in MK11

got-an-ion-you: Kano, dude. Kano went from I only care about profit in MKX to Aye fuckers lets see who can be the most obnoxious guy in MK...

Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become suspicious of their intent. 1. Americans generally are more confident in the way they present themselves, most other countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into a room full of different nationalities, l guarantee the American person will be the first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence thing, and I admire it. 2. 3. When they use the imperial system. 4. Wearing sneakers with anything 5. Big smiles, firm handshakes Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!") 6. Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look they have about them (fanny pack, backpack bottled water, camera pouch) compared to various other tourists Asians tend to herd together for safety, while Europeans vary between blend-right-in Scandinavian to designer-brands-everywhere French and traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But Americans are the only ones who seem to view a perfectly civilized, modern city like some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap bottled water. 7. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I can't even begin to imagine making a sentence where great actually means great. 8. 9. Constant clapping. Being surprised about the topless models on page 3. 10. Speaking as a former barman or "bartender" as American customers would say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving me money for doing a job that I was already being paid for? Never happened. I would listen for American accents (which were easy to hear due to their natural loudness) and immediately serve them next. 11. Americans describe distances in driving time, as opposed to miles or kilometers. 12. The dead giveaway is when they call you "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling" 13. 14. North face jackets. Everywhere. Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly. Very often you can hear them before you see them 15. theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else.
Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become
 suspicious of their intent.
 1.
 Americans generally are more confident in the
 way they present themselves, most other
 countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into
 a room full of different nationalities, l
 guarantee the American person will be the
 first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence
 thing, and I admire it.
 2.
 3.
 When they use the imperial system.
 4.
 Wearing sneakers with anything
 5.
 Big smiles, firm handshakes
 Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your
 aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or
 "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!")
 6.
 Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look
 they have about them (fanny pack, backpack
 bottled water, camera pouch) compared to
 various other tourists Asians tend to herd
 together for safety, while Europeans vary
 between blend-right-in Scandinavian to
 designer-brands-everywhere French and
 traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But
 Americans are the only ones who seem to
 view a perfectly civilized, modern city like
 some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't
 have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap
 bottled water.
 7.

 They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I
 can't even begin to imagine making a sentence
 where great actually means great.
 8.
 9. Constant clapping.
 Being surprised about the topless models
 on page 3.
 10.
 Speaking as a former barman or
 "bartender" as American customers would
 say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a
 barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by
 drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving
 me money for doing a job that I was already
 being paid for? Never happened. I would listen
 for American accents (which were easy to hear
 due to their natural loudness) and
 immediately serve them next.
 11.
 Americans describe distances in driving
 time, as opposed to miles or kilometers.
 12.
 The dead giveaway is when they call you
 "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling"
 13.
 14.
 North face jackets. Everywhere.
 Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly.
 Very often you can hear them before you see
 them
 15.
theultimatepumpkinpie:

notasupersaiyan-yet:

built2bulk:

berserkerjerk:

pr1nceshawn:

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

Accurate.

This is oddly comforting.

Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit

We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else.

theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-...

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds
Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so this...

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds
Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:

bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so thi...

Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: bob-artist: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD Shame on all of you for encouraging him. He’s too powerful now.
Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: bob-artist:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
Shame on all of you for encouraging him.
He’s too powerful now.

bob-artist: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD Shame on all of you...

Animals, Bad, and Cats: vet-and-wild The weird wavs l 've accidentally trained my cat to wake me up I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've created the most bizarre alarm 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go back to sleep. 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly. That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot ignore it and he stops pretty fast. 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't even know how he started this one, but one day I was lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to do this. Little punk. l think Pavlov is laughing at me clickercake Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot clickerpunk Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something.. The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im awake.. Damn smart cats Source: vet-and-wild 287 notes Cat training
Animals, Bad, and Cats: vet-and-wild
 The weird wavs l 've
 accidentally trained my
 cat to wake me up
 I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when
 they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard
 stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid
 reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's
 noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've
 created the most bizarre alarm
 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning
 when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any
 other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on
 something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally
 trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't
 want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go
 back to sleep.
 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the
 night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him
 attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY
 annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response
 was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well
 for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention
 He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the
 attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to
 deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly.
 That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot
 ignore it and he stops pretty fast.
 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't
 even know how he started this one, but one day I was
 lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat
 beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l
 panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a
 crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed
 reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to
 beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what
 but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy
 "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I
 have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he
 can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to
 do this. Little punk.
 l think Pavlov is laughing at me
 clickercake
 Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot
 clickerpunk
 Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has
 discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed
 because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something..
 The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im
 awake.. Damn smart cats
 Source: vet-and-wild
 287 notes
Cat training

Cat training

Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case ef Fire De lot Use Elevator Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was n college, there was a particular class took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d" when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! Gotta love college
Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case ef Fire
 De lot Use
 Elevator
 Use Stairs
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random shit like this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was
 n college, there was a particular class took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor,
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from
 walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a
 well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the
 floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom
 He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d" when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!
Gotta love college

Gotta love college

Climbing, College, and Fire: in Case et Fire Elevator Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Wel, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here) He looks up from walking and he sees her He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! Impressive
Climbing, College, and Fire: in Case et Fire
 Elevator
 Use Stairs
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random shit like this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was
 in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Wel, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here) He looks up from
 walking and he sees her He then points to his watch, gives her a
 well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window she rolled through, onto the
 floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom
 He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!
Impressive

Impressive

Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case et Fire Do lot Use Elevafor Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. He did a double take, started to say "How the held when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT!" “AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED”
Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case et Fire
 Do lot Use
 Elevafor
 Use Stairs
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random shit like this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was
 in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from
 walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a
 well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the
 floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom.
 He did a double take, started to say "How the held when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!"
“AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED”

“AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED”

Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire Do tet Use Elevator Use Stairs haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random slike this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside. What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!
Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire
 Do tet Use
 Elevator
 Use Stairs
 haedia:
 thewolfofnibu:
 stahscre4m:
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random slike this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was
 in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor,
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking
 and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning
 "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside.
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like “Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto
 the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom
 He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!
I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!

I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!

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