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Iphone, School, and Twitter: drebinhasyou @drebinhasyou lused to think my mum loved me less because she refused to buy Lunchables to bring to school, unlike so many kids that had them every day. The fact she actually made me lunch every day instead of buying me that crap actually mean't she cared a lot more. 12:17 AM 8/23/19 Twitter for iPhone My mom would add notes in my lunch box too

My mom would add notes in my lunch box too

Love, Period, and The Worst: lieutenant-sapphic im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to partywithponies The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it. 4,393 notes

Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes What is something that makes you smile every time? 2,2k 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time. Source: catchymemes 43,424 notes I’m not cutting onions, you are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MzHy1W

I’m not cutting onions, you are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MzHy1W

Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes What is something that makes you smile every time? 2,2k 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time. Source: catchymemes 43,424 notes I’m not cutting onions, you are.

I’m not cutting onions, you are.

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere positive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes Unexpected Chihuahua

Unexpected Chihuahua

Good, Sad, and Can: therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way? me: don't be sad. because sad backwards is das. and das not good. therapist: *taking notes* can i use this? .

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Tumblr, Break, and Free: bird-caged ma'am this is an uwu free zone bird-caged everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity bdigfreakingwooper Cwimes against huwumanity bird-caged i am going to break your fingers bdigfreakingwooper This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within Source: bird-caged O 45,922 notes 24+ Cheerful Tumblr Posts To Laugh Openly - LADnow

24+ Cheerful Tumblr Posts To Laugh Openly - LADnow

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere npositive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes That was unexpected.

That was unexpected.

Animals, Candy, and Easter: assassins-twerk labellelunaclaire Source: benvoliomonta... NEMO sarcasminc: benvoliomontagoo: today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN I dare you to go back to the candy packager and tell them "PUT THIS THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME 75,314 notes ZOMG! They found the Monsters Inc Easter Egg in Finding Nemo off screen! (hint: check the credits)The rest of the pix are rather cool too!

ZOMG! They found the Monsters Inc Easter Egg in Finding Nemo off screen! (hint: check the credits)The rest of the pix are rather cool too!

Memes, Rude, and True: 3-goblins-in-a-trench-c... Follow I'm sick and tired of being called "mortal" like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude #sfw #personal #ak to reblog 6,740 notes Best 25 Hilarious tumblr posts True Stories – Cosby Memes

Best 25 Hilarious tumblr posts True Stories – Cosby Memes

Dank, Sorry, and Kids: Amy Dillon @amydillon I like to send little notes in my kid's lunchbox, like "Sorry the Wheat Thins are stale, that's what happens when you leave the box open." Via: Amy Dillon

Via: Amy Dillon

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this... this.. .black man in less than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home. Not now, not ever. I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. By Harold Toomey wwiao: my favourite thing ever 375,318 notes awesomacious: They had us in the first half

awesomacious: They had us in the first half

Run, Predator, and Feet: vampireapologist Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you're 20 feet underwater, it's murky, and you run into a moose A MOOSE!!!! gallusrostromegalus This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale. one-for-all-plus-ultra Source: vampireapologist 73,588 notes A

Drunk, Fall, and Love: owlmylove it's officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought "drunk me is going to be so excited when she finds these" and i don't think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that crocsuckersanonymous but what did drunk you ever do for sober you owlmylove one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider Source: owlmylove 110,910 notes

Energy, Movies, and Scooby Doo: papa-abel RICHARD SUCKLE DeMatter in this movie Shagay PRODUCER 0:17/2035 THE PRODUCER OF THE SCOOBY-DOO MOVIES IS NAMED DICK SUCKLE? nicolas-px Guess what year he was born in pal :') idontinsultpeopleidescribethem Richard Suckle Date of birth January 1969 age 50 years Idk what energy it is but this whole movie just radiates something forbidden Source: papa-abel 48,843 notes ifunny.co

Tumblr, Blog, and Wild: rough-reckless-wild i-just-want-t... Source: 0ohtheyhaveni.. oohtheyhavenibbles: JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I'M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM 2004 Donald Perez THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE F* KER WITH HIS F*KING BOWLCUT 120,782 notes you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: Look At These Guys And Their Bowlcuts

awesomesthesia: Look At These Guys And Their Bowlcuts

Logic, Shit, and Best: mesopelagic holy shit i have the best idea mesopelagic my line of logic was "well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it" mesopelagic thats not what happened though Source: mesopelagic 60,119 notes Big brain

Big brain

9gag, Clothes, and Dad: whitepeopletwitter ashley @lesbianuraraka I ASKED MY DAD TO HELP ME REPLACE THE MOTHERBOARD OF MY XBOX AND HE JUST SAID "do i look like a fucking rocket scientist?" MY DAD WORKED FOR ???? NASA???? 1:13 am 11 Nov 18 15.8K Retweets 118K Likes amelie-not-amelia oo Verizon 2:39 PM 35% Messages Dad Contact iMessage Today 2:36 PM How is practice going? Terrible I want to stab everybody here Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes You're a police officer you shouldn't be codoning this Delivered Don't tell me how to live my life Same energy castielsteenwolf one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was "lit" and he responded "please dont say that" Source: whitepeopletwitter O 170,484 notes ifunny.co VIA 9GAG.COM

Funny, True, and Tumblr: nyehpetaleijon If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan You are only a true fan if you: are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades spin around really fast nerdywithadashofawesome i got so mad then laughed so hard 480,228 notes 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

Apparently, Ash, and Bad: undercover-underdog For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop. There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom The rest refer to me as "Miss" They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.) Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn't get out when I told him to leave. About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc. I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I'm not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha) They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed. I'm fucking crying. spaffy-jimble Kindness begets kindness. orc-lady-unabi Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3 Source: undercover-underdog 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018 https://t.co/QszXk3PkGS

https://t.co/QszXk3PkGS

Brains, Dumb, and Fake: fernacular Small psa: Generational divides are fake, people can't be sorted neatly into millennials, gen z, babyboomer, etc. Age is a gradient and people are individuals. Young kids are gonna do dumb stuff because they're kids and the world is so fucking hard for little social mammal creatures with overgrown brains to figure out. Older little social mammal creatures going to get disoriented and nervous as the way things worked when they were young are no longer the way things work. Everyone has been the former, everyone will be the latter. Be kind to each other. Don't eat detergent. Source: fernacular 31,956 notes L

Nsfw, Tits, and Birds: newsweek.com Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks> British people really like bird feeders. strangebiology I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I'm pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it's probably because of the UK's obsession with bird feeders. champawattigress GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11! Source: Newsweek 46,586 notes 17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

17 Times People Had Hilariously Different Reactions

Drunk, Fall, and Love: owlmylove it's officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought "drunk- me is going to be so excited when she finds these" and i don't think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that crocsuckersanonymous but what did drunk you ever do for sober you owlmylove one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider Source: owlmylove 110,910 notes Wholesome Snacks

Wholesome Snacks

Prince, The Game, and Tumblr: it's fine. a lot of people call the hollow knight "he" death-loodle: nallamightdraw: death-loodle: i mean the game uses he/they pronouns for them but go off i suppose If youre gonna be a clown you could at least try a bit harder None of the vessels are never referred to as “he” in-game. Referral to them as “he” from TC is a mistake and stems from habit from when they were still developing the story. The notes for the game expressly called for the checking and removal of any gendered referrals, such as switching Bretta’s title for the Knight from “Prince” to “Savior” in development due to Prince being a masculine title. The same was done for the Hollow Knight and anything referring to them. TC expressly set it up so that none of the vessels would have any gendered terms applied to them, as to best show that they lack such. In many cases pronouns are completely avoided, or when they aren’t “it” or “they” is used because those don’t have any strong links to gender.The fact people push for “he/him” so much has nothing to do with the canon from the game is simply because they see a non-gendered character and think he/him is a good “default” regardless of the actual canon.

death-loodle: nallamightdraw: death-loodle: i mean the game uses he/they pronouns for them but go off i suppose If youre gonna be a clown...

Children, Fucking, and Parents: Anne Frank Center @AnneFrankCenter "Terrible things are happening outside... poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, Women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." - Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943) lthitsdifferent: everyone on the notes : “I thought this was about ICE :o” yeah that’s the fucking point

lthitsdifferent: everyone on the notes : “I thought this was about ICE :o” yeah that’s the fucking point

Dad, Jesus, and Love: iridessence thenapturalone Source: tastefullyoffen... "My dad made me a PBJ 2.0, when you close it you get 9 different flavor combinations." tyleroakley tastefullyoffensive Rows: Jam, Honey, Marshmallow Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 13,772 notes Millions of people love FUNSubstance.com Freedom - FunSubstance.com

Freedom - FunSubstance.com

Dank, Memes, and My House: twentyonezodiacs hey guys i'm starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool 273,948 notes Meirl by Meulinia MORE MEMES

Meirl by Meulinia MORE MEMES

My House, School, and Soon...: twentyonezodiacs hey guys i'm starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool 273,948 notes Meirl

Meirl

Advice, Android, and Apple: creative writing MASTERPOST studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future! Generators Character Appearance Generator Archetypes Generator Character Generator Character Traits Generator Family Generator Job/Occupation Generator, (II) Love Interest Generator Motive Generator Name Generator Personality Generator, (II) Quick Character Generator Super Powers Generator Names Brand Name Generator Medicine Title Generator Name Generator Quick Name Generator Vehicle Generator Town Name Generator Plot First Encounter Generator First Line Generator, (II) Plot Generator, (II), (III) Plot Device Generator Plot Twist Generator Quick Plot Generator Setting/World-Building City Generator Fantasy Race Generator Laws Generator Pet Generator Setting Generator Species Generator Terrain Generator Prompts Subject Generator ”Take Three Nouns” Generator Word Prompt Generator Misc Color Generator Decision Generator Dialogue Generator Journey Generator Title Generator, (II), (III) Some Tips Just a few I found from the writing tips tag! Writing action / @berrybird How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing 8 ways to get past writer’s block / @kiramartinauthor psa for writers / @dasakuryo ”Write Using Your 5 Senses” / @ambientwriting How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven Vocabulary Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent Words to replace “Said” / @msocasey Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee Words to describe someone’s voice Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth Some Advice Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers ”But my plot isn’t UNIQUE or BIG enough!” / @youreallwrite 8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk (How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe) / @adamjk 14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts Playlists Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid “Mix About Writing” An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates Shut Up, I’m Writing! / @ninadropdead Chill / @endlessreveries Breathtaking Film Scores / @tweedskirts Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt Fatale / @dolcegf All These Things that I’ve Done / @referenceforwriters Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites Pythia / @mazikeene Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil Websites and Apps For Writing ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow. The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit! Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone! Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account. Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently. Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you! For Productivity Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store) ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive. Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store) SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things! Prompt Blogs @writeworld @dialouge-prompts @oopsprompts @prompts-for-the-otp @creativepromptsforwriting @the-modern-typewriter @theprofessionalpromptmaker @writers-are-writers @otp-imagines-cult @witterprompts @havetobememes @auideas @putthepromptsonpaper @promptsonpaper @fyotpprompts @otpisms @soprompt @otpprompts @ablockforwritersblock @awritersnook Writing Tips Blogs @writeworld @anomalously-written @awritersnook @clevergirlhelps @referenceforwriters @whataboutwriting @thewritershelpers @nimblesnotebook @slitheringink

studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create t...

Arguing, Elf, and Memes: acadieum rockboci snugglebull-deactivated 20160725 OShiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed. Cal: your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts unfitninjuh This is like seeing an elf argue with an orc glitzkomodo The orc won #memes #gfhuigdh #nsfw 76,594 notes Meirl

Meirl

Blue, Cool, and Ocean: marinebiologyshitposts hm.. today i want to adventure the ocean!!! here we are in the epipelagic zone!! nice and warm and blue! but let's go deeper!! marinebiologyshitposts woah... the mesopelagic zone looks cool... but let's go even deeper. we can do it marinebiologyshitposts we have arrived at the bathypelagic zone... it doesn't get deeper... or does it e marinebiologyshitposts we have made it to the abyssopelagic zone!! hm. it's really dark. let's light this place up! just gimme a minute... Hey, you. You're finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. 1seranaholic For fucks sake Source: marine... 64,225 notes Deep Sea

Deep Sea

Arguing, Dank, and Elf: acadieum rockboci snugglebull-deactivated 20160725 OShiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed. Cal: your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts unfitninjuh This is like seeing an elf argue with an orc glitzkomodo The orc won #memes #gfhuigdh #nsfw 76,594 notes Meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69 MORE MEMES

Meirl by VarysIsAMermaid69 MORE MEMES

Apple, God, and Parents: coolthingoftheday Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple kearunning A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous. aprillikesthings Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it. korrigu she did such a good job I'm so proud Source: coolthingofthe... 318,879 notes you can do anything!!

you can do anything!!

Crazy, Facebook, and Fail: Add Friend A fellow melanated creative recieved this deliberate discouragement in his tumblr inbox...what's crazy is...I can't really say that anonymous is wrong though. #Sad #P0C #WherelsTheSupport Ananymous s... you know ur kickstarter is going to fail, right? tumblr and the rest of the world doesn't care about visual novels featuring black people nearly as much as you seem to think they do. just look at how little notes your little project gets. Like Comment Share EN OF 2AL blackmoonbabe: askhimemiyaanthy: feminismdoneright: I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual novel “Women of Xal” in relation to this site. 1) It’s an upcoming Kickstarter bound otome game that very obviously is PoC / People of Color WoC/ Women of Color centric. We’ve got a bi female lead with several romancable women. And it’s in a harsh matriarchal society ready to give some brutal parallels to our own. Being helmed by a very capable and snarky Black writer. The two programmers are women. The artists are women. The singers are women. One of the animators is a woman. AND THERE’S TANGIBLE QUALITY TO IT! I thought we’ve been asking for more projects like this for years now. But Tumblr has been the most quiet of the four sites it’s updating on??? (Youtube, Facebook, LemmSoftForums, Tumblr) 2) How are hateful anons finding this project before everyone else? Why are we letting Black creatives feel like the anon has a point about Tumblr not caring? Isn’t this site notorious for propping up content like this? Where are my feminists at?! Like, I truly get it: Most of you will have only just heard of this. And Tumblr didn’t make it easy in the first place. Tags and timing are madly important. But so are reblogs and follows! You’re reading this now - there’s nothing truly stopping you from showing that anon the middle finger. For every time WE DON’T JUST ‘HEART’ A CREATIVE’S POST and reblog/follow their content, we prove hateful anons like this wrong. And every time we prove them wrong, we send an encouraging message to other minorities who want to share their passions with the world, but face that uphill battle. And hey, the writer clearly has faith in this site still: You can find out more about the project here. Or, better yet, follow, and support the team here! (Bonus Note: If you’re someone who has been reblogging a lot of content from this team as well, cheers, fellow sisters! 3) Something unrelated, but, please help support! :) Tumblr’s pretty good about ignoring black creators, hell alot of black people on tumblr are pretty good about ignoring black creators. Which really goes to show you most of the folks on here are just being performative for good noodle stars and aren’t really about anything.

blackmoonbabe: askhimemiyaanthy: feminismdoneright: I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual nove...

Food, Love, and McDonalds: goodamens Good Omens AU where nothing changes except that upon realizing that Warlock isn't the antichrist they absentmindedly bring him along for the ride, and he's just like in the background playing gameboy or something in every scene Source: goodamens 8,885 notes GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE!!! Dear, maybe we should slow down a bit? WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SLOW DOWN! NANNY CAN WE GET MCDONALD'S??? Of course, love. wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale: We have food at home. Better food. original post

wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale: We have food at home. Better food. original post

Club, Tumblr, and Windows: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS Windows Mac OS X SteamOS+Linux MINIMUM: OS: anything made in the last decade Processor: one that works Memory: 490 MB RAM Graphics: a toaster -you really shouldn't have trouble Sound Card: yes. Additional Notes: make sure your computer is on laughoutloud-club: I wasn’t expecting this…

laughoutloud-club: I wasn’t expecting this…

The Worst, Work, and Chicken: thoodleoo the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you'll read something expressly saying that people shouldn't do something that you do frequently and it's like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago thoodleoo like . At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself "I have to go to work-as a human being What do I have to complain of, if I'm going to do what I was born for the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm? marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time Source: thoodleo0 Feb 21st, 2019 111,390 notes

Fall, Fucking, and Fuck: 3minutesofplaytime How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don't open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can't hypnotize you 81,377 notes

Cookies, Target, and youtube.com: THANK YOU, ICE CREAM SANDWICHES, FOR LASTING THREE MINUTES BEFORE TURNING INTO JUST REGULAR COOKIES AND MILK. ONIGHT SHOWMY FALLON Jimmy pens thank you notes to ice cream sandwiches and other things.

Jimmy pens thank you notes to ice cream sandwiches and other things.

Bad, Girl, and Help: ariaste flooglewoogle Follow BAD badjokesbyjeff JOKES BY JEFF Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now sleepy-ocean-girl Hey Jeff, that's an absolute spectacular joke Source: badjokesbyjeff 30,845 notes Schrodingers joke.

Schrodingers joke.

Bad, Greek, and Old: plussizepepsimodel mollieuphonium Follow thoodleoo bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito commandershepardvasfuckit her name is alexa doctorbicthcraft this is so sad 176,870 notes > Alexa play old town road

Alexa play old town road

Beer, Church, and God: tayaart A) i was a church organist B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk C) i can hold my breath for 40 seçonds Which one is a lie tayaart First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing tayaart antifamutantdown The breathe one is the lie @antifamutantdown what dou want me to draw shittily antifamutantdown This is too much power but I'll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you. tayaart FUCK tayaart I don't believe in god. Really, I don't believe in much anything at all. moral is nothing but a sham packaged in narcissistie sentimentaliey but not me. iam a realst. i am void. iam trigger i take nothing trom this work not pieanure not even pride. ustinoation in a luxury i do not partake in just another face. just another name. just another day. idon't believe in god, but i do pray with every trigger that i pull. not because 1 sympathize. I rid fof that illness long ago. ibelieve, however, in hell, that's the thing. so1 pray may you rest in peace, motherfucker susiephone Op, you said SHITTILY 104,239 notes Pika Pika

Pika Pika

Ass, Birthday, and Funny: jxhn-mulaney some of y'all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought "i don't need to trace it. i know how big letters should be," and לככ begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and... oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right.real skinny P with a high hump, and then we'll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write "Birthday" and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with "Happy." you're like, "yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space," and it really shows. 52,038 notes A #tumblr #tumblrposts #funny #tumblrfunny

#tumblr #tumblrposts #funny #tumblrfunny

A Dream, Advice, and Life: dykealectics WannabeTypist11 5 points 10 hours ago My wife is the love of my life. Everyday I wake up in a dream that never ends because of her undying love. If that's a problem for you, then you can go to hell. I LOVE my wife. mood dykealectics for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe's subreddit 6,281 notes Todays Mood:

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Funny, Life, and Meme: nintendette Life highway nintendette explain nintendette wanna ride it all night long sonic06apologist why did you reply to yourself nintendette I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format 228,061 notes A Funny Tumblr Posts For The Week Of April 15, 2019

Funny Tumblr Posts For The Week Of April 15, 2019

Af, Funny, and Tumblr: skeleton-kiid: zach-eats-tacos: skeleton-kiid: haisepunmaster: skeleton-kiid: eating-out-kaneki: skeleton-kiid: i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them suggestions? put spaghetti in it i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you put spaghetti in it i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you put spaghetti in it i am no longer taking suggestions Source: voidriku-was-an-okay-blogger-but #follow your president on 255,107 notes 18 Tumblr Responses That Are Just Funny AF

18 Tumblr Responses That Are Just Funny AF

Love, Run, and Windows: Me: "I really should buy that $1200 graphics card for the games I play" The games play: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS SteamOS Linux Windows Mac OS X MINIMUM: OS: anything your grandmother didn't own when she was a kid Processor: needs to exist Memory: 480 MB RAM Graphics: not too gory, kids play this Sound Card: one that makes sound Additional Notes: remember that you are a wonderful person and I love you I don’t think I’ll be able to run it https://t.co/7907h9UmWx

I don’t think I’ll be able to run it https://t.co/7907h9UmWx

Funny, Life, and Makeup: kayleefabulous my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won't be shocked when i don't wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don't unlock for no reason other than laziness Source: kayleefaboolous 51,024 notes

Juice, Nintendo, and Alcohol: coxinyoface nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution??? vacation juice uacation juice sovietsofficial Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice: beartier 111,626 notes ifunny.co

Love, Good, and Annoyed: 31% 00:24 EE jaws theme starts playing 5,548 notes wormdude starrygoddessofthevoid Follow karshmallow you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says "what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan #q #l LOVE THAT > 123,982 notes rutneeruinedchildhood Childhood parks-and-rex Follow winterswake ID I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...

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