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Love, Shade, and Blue: all1sees Blueberries piss me the fuck off They're BLUE but mashed, they're PURPLE?? 2009 Dinnne's Dishes AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN????? ttesneeze.com WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?! theangelictennant okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos. megnesiums ok hannibal italktosnakes love this post. Source:all1sees 1,070,524 notes

Ken, London, and What Is: Resolved Question What is a person from London called? 4 months ago S.R. P Report Abuse My neighbour is from London and he is called Rob. 4 months ago 0%O Votes Ken B P Report Abuse 2 264,072 notes meirl

meirl

Ass, Blue, and History: sparajoy voldemortattacks Source: floozys madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: floozys: donavonisnotsexy floozys: "boys will be bo-" "flies in* "punches you in the face boYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE we will not. you will do so or i'll shove responsibility so far up your ass you'll taste tax bills for weeks that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks 517,225 notes 23 Times Feminists Had The Perfect Comeback

23 Times Feminists Had The Perfect Comeback

Another One, Ass, and Children: space-finally Literal children: *make tiktoks, do fortnite dances, generally just having harmless fun enjoying their hobbies and interests without any shame* Grown-ass adults: 18,131 notes another one of the many reasons why i hate reddit :(

another one of the many reasons why i hate reddit :(

Help, Her, and Will: thoughts-ofawriter Write while tired, they said. It will help your productivity, they said. Her feetsteps 69,076 notes

Minecraft, School, and Word: take no notes rewrite the whole lecture on paper take notes in notepad.exe take some notes in Word take notes in Minecraft madlad in our school

madlad in our school

Earth, Source, and Via: teastainsandink Follow deadpotter "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal." - Camille Paglia (via elirya) Source: commander-uhura 24,081 notes

Pictures, Epic, and Song: catc EN30 DELICIA del ma psyducked ARE YOU LOVIN' IT 62,569 notes Epic theme song] MemeCenter.com Attack on clown Humor pictures

Attack on clown Humor pictures

Blessed, Tumblr, and Best: jasper-appreciation zartbitter-salat Follow ZAKTBITTER SALAT zartbitter-salat Red suit heh #Jasper Dressup 2,123 notes relatablepicturesofjas... bigmeaty... Follow fandicci WHO'S READY FOR JASPER BECAUSE I AM!! ! !! Photos Source: fandicci #reblog #fanart #jasper #not a screens hot #steven universe 4,556 notes zartbitter-salat: tamlaine: this is flat out the best coincidence that has ever blessed my dashboard @fandicci RIP IT

zartbitter-salat: tamlaine: this is flat out the best coincidence that has ever blessed my dashboard @fandicci RIP IT

Funny, Tumblr, and Yeah: Two Rights Make A Wrong A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative." "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right. georgetakei Slow. Clap ouyangdan favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it Source: georgetakei 206,469 notes 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #175)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #175)

Clothes, Dude, and Emo: dumbwitchdisease Hades voice* for the last time, I'm the god of the dead not the god of death it's different rembrandtswife points to winged dude* That's Thanatos, "he's* the god of death! I just do the paperwork! sunshine-tatto0 Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he's the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can't think anymore. 74,855 notes

Yeah, Time, and Been: subtle time: next year is 2020 me: yeah time: this means that 2010 would have been 10 years ago me: no Source: subtle 61,135 notes

Shit, Watch, and Source: inebriatednovelist "I don't 'write' my characters, I just watch them do stupid shit and write up the incident report.' Inebriatednovelist Source: inebriatednovelist 19.396 notes

Asian, Books, and Tumblr: comrade-ines If we killed all men and white people, the only ones remaining would be african women, asian women, hispanic women and many more and human civilization would be better than ever before, there would be global peace and unity and no more violence. Then we can choose to erase men from our history books or record legendary stories of how we all destroyed the most evil thing on our planet. 1,042 notes memehumor: Why would someone write this?

memehumor: Why would someone write this?

Sexy, Tumblr, and Page: vampireapologist This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job 56,492 notes 50+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 11 of 25 | funnynmemes

50+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 11 of 25 | funnynmemes

Work, Paper, and Uni: jb @jbjoebarrett week 3 of uni. still don't understand anything. bag is overflowing with loose paper notes that only half make sense. deadlines are coming on work i havent started and i cant remember the password for my uni account.

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: don't belong in a tank sad-commie Just kidding, this is wicked radical Source: oxeous 95,061 notes awesomacious: Orca love his tank

awesomacious: Orca love his tank

Yes, Notes, and Get: Yes Wanna hear a joke I don't get it a perfect ending You're goddamn right Take notes

Take notes

Bitch, Crazy, and Wow: oo00 AT&T 1:24 PM 58% Mady You know if you remove the d from your name it becomes May? Wow, would you look at that So the question is.do you want the d? That is the most clever thing I've ever heard How clever was it on a scale of (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999? It's about a you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it Take notes, boys

Take notes, boys

Google, Iphone, and Memes: drop dead whoregeous @Mom_Overboard Might fuck around and print out a bunch of Google photos of positive pregnancy tests and tuck them under random windshield wipers down at the Super Walmart with notes saying, "WE NEED TO TALK" 3:17 PM 13 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone Memes

Memes

Tumblr, Weird, and Blog: 1HATE RUBBER anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this. He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots. #you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain mult...

Target, Tumblr, and Weird: 1HATE RUBBER anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this. He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots. #you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain mult...

Guess, Mean, and Witch: lord-kitschener I mean I guess I could try dressing as an actual member of society, instead of a disheveled, hungover swamp witch, but the question is why Source: lord-kitschener L 501 notes

Alive, Life, and Tumblr: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands. I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though This post is my life. A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side bangs to avoid drawing another eye ピー 206,120 notes epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

Moon, Sun, and The Sun: pukicho creeperx3 pukicho My new song 'toss me into the sun' will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon creeperx3 Then call it "Toss me into the sun" pukicho What part of this post did you manage miss Source: pukicho 5.597 notes

Aww, Being an Adult, and Dad: If you're an adult, do the stuff you couldn't as a kid. Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren't there to say no. I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went "Aww man, I'd love a McFlurry." And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great. I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking "Man, I'd love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park." It took me a few minutes to go "Wait, can hire one of those bikes! I guess what I'm saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours you can do when you're an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old. Source: 228,844 notes The best part of being an adult is that you have the freedom to be a kid

The best part of being an adult is that you have the freedom to be a kid

Af, Funny, and God: sickconfidencefires king-mallow Follow warchiefwindrunner DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS stopaskingformykik of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on warchiefwindrunner if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said Source: warchiefwindrunner 74,975 notes 27+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Are Humourous AF ! - LADnow

27+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Are Humourous AF ! - LADnow

Elmo, Money, and School: ferretgalaxii squidinker Follow anneonomus That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart BoardsTM around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition space-ex an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds jaden-the-famous-magician yes squidinker elmo projecters.. ferretgalaxii Please tap the cross 84,803 notes I was homeschooled when this transition happened, and when I went back into publ..., #happened #homeschooled #publ #publicschoolhumor #transition

I was homeschooled when this transition happened, and when I went back into publ..., #happened #homeschooled #publ #publicschoolhumor #trans...

Ariana Grande, Life, and School: gaynbowquartz I had this dream where everyone knew who they were in their past lives and it caused so much drama and uproar. You had to list your notable past lives on your job and school applications. There was tumblr discourse like "is it morally acceptable to kin someone else's past life?" There were articles with headlines such as "how to cope if you find out you were a nazi in a past life." Celebrities were getting callout posts based on their past lives. People would dox your lives. Ariana Grande was a founding father. mysteryliquid The words "Ariana Grande was a founding father" hit me like a sack of bricks Source: gaynbow... 15,219 notes 3 Sounds like a nightmare

Sounds like a nightmare

Meme, Philosophy, and Ancient: we-kant-even "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." Diogenes, 323 BCE izandai I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost. kirkfanatic BEHOLD, A MEME! 38,461 notes A

Alive, Bad, and God: unclefather academicpurposes Follow federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances federations ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad Source: federations 178 713 notes meirl

meirl

Physics, Bullshit, and Jumped: foxyplaydate: notyoudonut my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and your cat ain't having none of this physics bullshit Source: notyoudonut 199,909 notes

Fresh, Google, and Regret: ογΟTΑ 306 OYOTA 20 kyubisaan: lowwbloods: officialwillowpape: i searched up 'hurdlers without hurdles' on google and i dont regret it these boots are made for walkin The ol razzle dazzle 75,571 notes 38+ Fresh Tumblr Pics That’ll Turn Your Day Around - Funquila

38+ Fresh Tumblr Pics That’ll Turn Your Day Around - Funquila

Dude, Funny, and Tumblr: mrbritishhimself shrikestrike sportsketball good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude buddy bud pal neighbor australian voice* mate "COwboy voice partner don't forget "strong Russian accent like Siberian winter COMRADE Harsh demonic voice MORTAL 225,788 notes 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts A Day Keeps Sadness Far Away (Episode #304)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts A Day Keeps Sadness Far Away (Episode #304)

Bad, Bad Jokes, and Omg: BAD JOKES BY JEFF badjokesbyjeff magnet @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies] abbelbabbel this is such a solid joke omg O > 51,626 notes ifunny.co

Target, Traffic, and Trash: SUPPORT ARTISTS ON TUMBLR + BY REBLOGGING THEIR ARTWORK LIKES ARE SEEN BY... REBLOGS ARE SEEN BY... YOU THE ARTIST THE ARTIST FOLLOWERS TUMBLR.COM/LIKED/BY/USERNAME ...AND ANYONE ...AND ANYONE WHO CAN ACCESS YOUR LIKES VISITING YOUR BLOG LIKES REBLOGS APPRECIATION RECOGNITION ASSURANCE EXPOSURE + WITHOUT EXPOSURE AN ARTIST BECOMES INVISIBLE THE EASIEST WAY TO SUPPORT AN ARTIST ON TUMBLR AND HELP THEM GAIN EXPOSURE IS TO REBLOG THEIR WORK. SUPPORT YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTS. LIKE+REBLOG THEIR ARTWORK. my-flourish-and-blotts: nocturnenebula‌: EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms. Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their artwork to tumblr, or don’t have the time to use other sites and prefer tumblr over deviantART due to its simplicity, but the tagging system can make it harder to navigate. Many artists on tumblr tag with high-traffic tags or use their own tags to prevent tag clogging which eventually become lost. That’s why it’s very important to reblog an artist’s work. I’m not trying to push you to ruin your blog’s aesthetic or something, nor am I saying that “you must absolutely reblog your favourite artist’s work or you’re trash”, all I’m saying is if you truly want to support your favourite artist, instead of just liking their posts, try to reblog them once in a while. The more reblogs they receive, the more exposure/notes/followers they may receive, and it’s just one of the easiest ways to show you care about them. *This does not mean to reblog unsourced artwork or works reuploaded to another person’s blog without permission (re:stolen). Nor does this mean to reblog artworks without the artist’s consent, even if this case is slim.

my-flourish-and-blotts: nocturnenebula‌: EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms. Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may e...

Food, Fish, and Today: i-am-a-fish dont forget to food today! rumplestealyourskin i-am-a-fish no! Source: i-am-a-fish 7,638 notes ifunny.co

Target, True, and Tumblr: Fic Writers Alignment Chart @anony-mouse-writer Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good long series of non-chronological fics with loose ties to one writes long fic in full before posting on a regular schedule unti another. well written and just posts short, one-shot stories at random forever- no matter how much the people beg for more finished with a largely consistent posting schedule Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral has seque(s) planned out comes from obscurity to for a series and is still writing, but takes approximately 5 years to finish it before posting write a single, mind-blowing fic, then fades back into nothin forever swans from the void to post updates erratically but never leaves any real cliffhangers Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil has 17 different long-fics begins long angst-fic with inconsistent update schedule before abandoning the fic for good after posting a clifthanger begun and unfinished, some has a compilation post of fics I will never write' to tease everyone. Every ast one is an amazing idea several years old. will occassionally break from their current work to post a single chapter for one at random leaving a worse cliffhanger than before. Pure, Unadulturated Evil has several chapters after their latest cliffhanger full of author notes and side tangets before abandoning the story forever and marking it complete without tagging it as an abandoned work anony-mouse-writer: [fic alignment]

anony-mouse-writer: [fic alignment]

Beef, God, and Love: 13-screaming-dykes canadian-kazoo-god Follow spacemancharisma so here's the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated "a friend!" and when I said "no!" he added "and maybe... a love.." the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like: BEEF A LOVER LOVER SPOTTED WITHIN MY DRESSER NO THANK U toadscools WHY IS MYNAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE spacemancharisma like bf... .. you know................ 38,350 notes A I laughed at this

I laughed at this

College, Fucking, and Hungry: huttslayer these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said "hey what's college life like" and i told him "it sucks" and he said "well it can't be any worse than middle school" he's right TUCK OFF WITH THAI SHIT wonderingstar42 Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we're not in fucking middle school 103,577 notes

Fuck, Big, and Source: jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis When you fuck something up first thing in the morning wakey wakey big mistakey Source: jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis 660,255 notes

College, Georgia, and Hair: When a Georgia college student couldn't find a babysitter, her professor volunteered to hold the baby while teaching a three-hour anatomy class. 3. My Nails Papillay 2. Potiulas Hair Arcoler Con Apese Clanas-Sway Tan& lang A professor held her student's baby while giving a 3-hour lecture so the mother could take notes There are some nice teachers out there via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2AOQh8K

There are some nice teachers out there via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2AOQh8K

Click, Sex, and Target: tags: lesbian #f Clack clack ye gbt #g EPost notes: Want sex ?A S Isexy hot-rmilf click here: .. Ctnanglart trianglart: @staff please fix this…I am bEGging you..

trianglart: @staff please fix this…I am bEGging you..

Dirt, Hippie, and Why: spiritdick: I want to know why 343,268 notes dirt-hippie demonictendencies she keep me wornm

Meme, Philosophy, and Ancient: we-kant-even "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." Diogenes, 323 BCE izandai I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost. kirkfanatic BEHOLD, A MEME! 38,461 notes A

Being Alone, Children, and Comfortable: recalcitrantlycaffeinated This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn't be overwhelmed or afraid. You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver's license and you realized I was 25 was priceless. canadian-kazoo-god ASJDKDNDJNSKKS 231,312 notes A

America, Candy, and Halloween: coolwali hawkofthenight99 dewyntersisters if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are "too old for trick-or-treating" because that will literally break their hearts and that's not cool. dewyntersisters Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought l'd reblog this again archdemonblood And if "don't be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker" isn't enough for you, consider You can't tell how old a kid is just by looking. I've known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I'm 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won't be able to tell they're elementary schoolers, but they still are. Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or- treating, and they only get paid in candy. You don't know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. You don't know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before You don't know if this is that teenager's first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture. You don't know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. You don't know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head Source: boycub 382,278 notes Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

Halloween, Internet, and Star Wars: This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977. She was 16 at the time. Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images. She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn't released on video until 1982. No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together. In 19-ing-77. So let's bury this bulls about how women didn't grow up on Star Wars. Source: mysharona1987 208,213 notes Found on r/starwars

Found on r/starwars

Dank, Fbi, and Guns: bewbin nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it's neither legal or illegal 21,450 notes tb FBI OPEN UP! by 00f_memes_4_u MORE MEMES

FBI OPEN UP! by 00f_memes_4_u MORE MEMES

Computers, Phone, and Shit: captainsnoop do people that say shit like "ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers" think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds like do they think words can't be displayed by computers themysteriousmurasamecastle what's this post say, my phone can only display pictures and make sounds Source: captainsnoop 20,391 notes L

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