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Advice, Africa, and Alive: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN TO STAY ALIVE TONIGHT THIS IS IT PLEASE STAY SAFE & REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED fuwaprince: US Helplines:Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453UK Helplines:Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.orgChildline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.ukMind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.ukb-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.ukb-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.ukFrank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600Drinkline: 0800 9178282Rape Crisis England amp; Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.ukRape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnightIndia Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430Australia: 13-11-14Austria: 01-713-3374Barbados: 429-9999Belgium: 106Botswana: 391-1270Brazil: 21-233-9191China: 852-2382-0000(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)Costa Rica: 606-253-5439Croatia: 01-4833-888Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908Denmark: 70-201-201Egypt: 762-1602Estonia: 6-558-088Finland: 040-5032199France: 01-45-39-4000Germany: 0800-181-0721Greece: 1018Guatemala: 502-234-1239Holland: 0900-0767Honduras: 504-237-3623Hungary: 06-80-820-111Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90Israel: 09-8892333Italy: 06-705-4444Japan: 3-5286-9090Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292Malaysia: 03-756-8144(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)Mexico: 525-510-2550Netherlands: 0900-0767New Zealand: 4-473-9739New Guinea: 675-326-0011Nicaragua: 505-268-6171Norway: 47-815-33-300Philippines: 02-896-9191Poland: 52-70-000Portugal: 239-72-10-10Russia: 8-20-222-82-10Spain: 91-459-00-50South Africa: 0861-322-322South Korea: 2-715-8600Sweden: 031-711-2400Switzerland: 143Taiwan: 0800-788-995Thailand: 02-249-9977Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800Ukraine: 0487-327715(Source)
Advice, Africa, and Alive: IF YOU'RE LOOKING
 FOR A SIGN TO
 STAY ALIVE TONIGHT

 THIS IS IT
 PLEASE STAY SAFE
 & REMEMBER
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fuwaprince:

US Helplines:Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453UK Helplines:Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.orgChildline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.ukMind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.ukb-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.ukb-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.ukFrank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600Drinkline: 0800 9178282Rape Crisis England amp; Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.ukRape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnightIndia Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430Australia: 13-11-14Austria: 01-713-3374Barbados: 429-9999Belgium: 106Botswana: 391-1270Brazil: 21-233-9191China: 852-2382-0000(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)Costa Rica: 606-253-5439Croatia: 01-4833-888Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908Denmark: 70-201-201Egypt: 762-1602Estonia: 6-558-088Finland: 040-5032199France: 01-45-39-4000Germany: 0800-181-0721Greece: 1018Guatemala: 502-234-1239Holland: 0900-0767Honduras: 504-237-3623Hungary: 06-80-820-111Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90Israel: 09-8892333Italy: 06-705-4444Japan: 3-5286-9090Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292Malaysia: 03-756-8144(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)Mexico: 525-510-2550Netherlands: 0900-0767New Zealand: 4-473-9739New Guinea: 675-326-0011Nicaragua: 505-268-6171Norway: 47-815-33-300Philippines: 02-896-9191Poland: 52-70-000Portugal: 239-72-10-10Russia: 8-20-222-82-10Spain: 91-459-00-50South Africa: 0861-322-322South Korea: 2-715-8600Sweden: 031-711-2400Switzerland: 143Taiwan: 0800-788-995Thailand: 02-249-9977Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800Ukraine: 0487-327715(Source)

fuwaprince: US Helplines:Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255Trevor Project: 1-866-488...

Advice, Africa, and Alive: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SIGN TO STAY ALIVE TONIGHT THIS IS IT PLEASE STAY SAFE & REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED <p><a href="http://uie.tumblr.com/post/163379469424/fuwaprince-us-helplines-depression-hotline" class="tumblr_blog">uie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://fuwaprince.tumblr.com/post/163379039508/us-helplines-depression-hotline-1-630-482-9696" class="tumblr_blog">fuwaprince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>US Helplines:</b></h2> <ul><li>Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696</li> <li>Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433</li> <li>LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255</li> <li>Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386</li> <li>Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743</li> <li>Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438</li> <li>Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673</li> <li>Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272</li> <li>Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000</li> <li>Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253</li> <li>Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453</li> </ul><h2><b>UK Helplines:</b></h2> <ul><li>Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org</li> <li>Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111</li> <li>Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk</li> <li>Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk</li> <li>b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk</li> <li>b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)</li> <li>Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk</li> <li>Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600</li> <li>Drinkline: 0800 9178282</li> <li>Rape Crisis England &amp;amp; Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk</li> <li>Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight</li> <li>India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614</li> <li>India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669</li> <li>Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868</li> </ul><p><br/></p> <h2><b>FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:</b></h2> <ul><li>Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430</li> <li>Australia: 13-11-14</li> <li>Austria: 01-713-3374</li> <li>Barbados: 429-9999</li> <li>Belgium: 106</li> <li>Botswana: 391-1270</li> <li>Brazil: 21-233-9191</li> <li>China: 852-2382-0000</li> <li>(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)</li> <li>Costa Rica: 606-253-5439</li> <li>Croatia: 01-4833-888</li> <li>Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67</li> <li>Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908</li> <li>Denmark: 70-201-201</li> <li>Egypt: 762-1602</li> <li>Estonia: 6-558-088</li> <li>Finland: 040-5032199</li> <li>France: 01-45-39-4000</li> <li>Germany: 0800-181-0721</li> <li>Greece: 1018</li> <li>Guatemala: 502-234-1239</li> <li>Holland: 0900-0767</li> <li>Honduras: 504-237-3623</li> <li>Hungary: 06-80-820-111</li> <li>Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90</li> <li>Israel: 09-8892333</li> <li>Italy: 06-705-4444</li> <li>Japan: 3-5286-9090</li> <li>Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292</li> <li>Malaysia: 03-756-8144</li> <li>(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)</li> <li>Mexico: 525-510-2550</li> <li>Netherlands: 0900-0767</li> <li>New Zealand: 4-473-9739</li> <li>New Guinea: 675-326-0011</li> <li>Nicaragua: 505-268-6171</li> <li>Norway: 47-815-33-300</li> <li>Philippines: 02-896-9191</li> <li>Poland: 52-70-000</li> <li>Portugal: 239-72-10-10</li> <li>Russia: 8-20-222-82-10</li> <li>Spain: 91-459-00-50</li> <li>South Africa: 0861-322-322</li> <li>South Korea: 2-715-8600</li> <li>Sweden: 031-711-2400</li> <li>Switzerland: 143</li> <li>Taiwan: 0800-788-995</li> <li>Thailand: 02-249-9977</li> <li>Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800</li> <li>Ukraine: 0487-327715</li> </ul><p>(<a href="http://codedredalert.tumblr.com/post/109005732295/helpline-masterlist">Source</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.</p> </blockquote>
Advice, Africa, and Alive: IF YOU'RE LOOKING
 FOR A SIGN TO
 STAY ALIVE TONIGHT

 THIS IS IT
 PLEASE STAY SAFE
 & REMEMBER
 YOU ARE LOVED
<p><a href="http://uie.tumblr.com/post/163379469424/fuwaprince-us-helplines-depression-hotline" class="tumblr_blog">uie</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fuwaprince.tumblr.com/post/163379039508/us-helplines-depression-hotline-1-630-482-9696" class="tumblr_blog">fuwaprince</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2><b>US Helplines:</b></h2>
<ul><li>Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696</li>
<li>Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433</li>
<li>LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255</li>
<li>Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386</li>
<li>Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743</li>
<li>Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438</li>
<li>Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673</li>
<li>Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272</li>
<li>Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000</li>
<li>Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253</li>
<li>Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453</li>
</ul><h2><b>UK Helplines:</b></h2>
<ul><li>Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org</li>
<li>Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111</li>
<li>Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk</li>
<li>Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk</li>
<li>b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk</li>
<li>b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)</li>
<li>Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk</li>
<li>Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600</li>
<li>Drinkline: 0800 9178282</li>
<li>Rape Crisis England &amp;amp; Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk</li>
<li>Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight</li>
<li>India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614</li>
<li>India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669</li>
<li>Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868</li>
</ul><p><br/></p>
<h2><b>FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:</b></h2>
<ul><li>Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430</li>
<li>Australia: 13-11-14</li>
<li>Austria: 01-713-3374</li>
<li>Barbados: 429-9999</li>
<li>Belgium: 106</li>
<li>Botswana: 391-1270</li>
<li>Brazil: 21-233-9191</li>
<li>China: 852-2382-0000</li>
<li>(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)</li>
<li>Costa Rica: 606-253-5439</li>
<li>Croatia: 01-4833-888</li>
<li>Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67</li>
<li>Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908</li>
<li>Denmark: 70-201-201</li>
<li>Egypt: 762-1602</li>
<li>Estonia: 6-558-088</li>
<li>Finland: 040-5032199</li>
<li>France: 01-45-39-4000</li>
<li>Germany: 0800-181-0721</li>
<li>Greece: 1018</li>
<li>Guatemala: 502-234-1239</li>
<li>Holland: 0900-0767</li>
<li>Honduras: 504-237-3623</li>
<li>Hungary: 06-80-820-111</li>
<li>Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90</li>
<li>Israel: 09-8892333</li>
<li>Italy: 06-705-4444</li>
<li>Japan: 3-5286-9090</li>
<li>Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292</li>
<li>Malaysia: 03-756-8144</li>
<li>(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)</li>
<li>Mexico: 525-510-2550</li>
<li>Netherlands: 0900-0767</li>
<li>New Zealand: 4-473-9739</li>
<li>New Guinea: 675-326-0011</li>
<li>Nicaragua: 505-268-6171</li>
<li>Norway: 47-815-33-300</li>
<li>Philippines: 02-896-9191</li>
<li>Poland: 52-70-000</li>
<li>Portugal: 239-72-10-10</li>
<li>Russia: 8-20-222-82-10</li>
<li>Spain: 91-459-00-50</li>
<li>South Africa: 0861-322-322</li>
<li>South Korea: 2-715-8600</li>
<li>Sweden: 031-711-2400</li>
<li>Switzerland: 143</li>
<li>Taiwan: 0800-788-995</li>
<li>Thailand: 02-249-9977</li>
<li>Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800</li>
<li>Ukraine: 0487-327715</li>
</ul><p>(<a href="http://codedredalert.tumblr.com/post/109005732295/helpline-masterlist">Source</a>)</p>
</blockquote>
<p>ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://uie.tumblr.com/post/163379469424/fuwaprince-us-helplines-depression-hotline" class="tumblr_blog">uie</a>:</p><blockquote>...

Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this
 little nugget when she gets home
 from work.
 Reddit u/belatedpajamas
 @DrSmashlove
Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold y...

Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy Reddit u/aaronr93 @DrSmashlove A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but that’s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like “aye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - it’s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?” She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout “I forgot my wallet baby I’ll get you next.” Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! 🤫😍😂 (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. “But smash, that’s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.” BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN “oush cream” *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN 😂. (4) Siggi’s yogurt. Siggi’s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, “why can’t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?” BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU 😂. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in
 public. 11/10 good boy
 Reddit u/aaronr93
 @DrSmashlove
A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but that’s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like “aye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - it’s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?” She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout “I forgot my wallet baby I’ll get you next.” Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! 🤫😍😂 (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. “But smash, that’s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.” BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN “oush cream” *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN 😂. (4) Siggi’s yogurt. Siggi’s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, “why can’t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?” BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU 😂. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Bro...