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![Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:
truestoriesaboutme:
dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
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the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”
The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/guillermo-del-toro-says-he-saw-a-real-ufo-and-66390300.png)
![England, News, and Politics: Ellie Mae O'Hagan
@MissEllieMae
If you're under 25 you could
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one would even see it coming
Register to vote
gov.uk
GOV.UK
17:26 18 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
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english-idylls:
Register to vote (Register by 11:59pm on 26 November to vote in the General Election on 12 December) (gov.uk)
Are you registered to vote? (gov.uk)
How to register to vote (BBC)
General Election 2019: The untapped influence of the non-voter (BBC)
[image source: MissEllieMae]
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Don’t forget - register by 11:59pm on 26 November (today) to vote in the General Election on 12 December.
If you want to apply to vote by post in England, Scotland or Wales, register before 5pm on 26 November (today).](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/ellie-mae-ohagan-misselliemae-if-youre-under-25-you-could-65962240.png)
