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nesting: phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . ‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’ ‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’ ‘  you are teaching me to love  ’ ‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’ ‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’ ‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’ ‘  you are my good days  ’ ‘  i have been loved dearly  ’ ‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’ ‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’ ‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’ ‘  there will always be another day  ’ ‘  there will always be another mercy  ’ ‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’ ‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’ ‘  i am terrified for you  ’ ‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’ ‘  today i am thankful  ’ ‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’ ‘  come and get me  ’ ‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’ ‘  i think i broke again last night  ’ ‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’ ‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’ ‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’ ‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’ ‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’ ‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’ ‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’ ‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’ ‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’ ‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’ ‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’ ‘  this life is an altar  ’ ‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’ ‘  there is a mountain in me  ’ ‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’ ‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’ ‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’ ‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’ ‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’ ‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’ ‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’ ‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’ ‘  you scare me a little  ’ ‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’ ‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’ ‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’ ‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’ ‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’ ‘  there is never an end  ’
nesting: phantomemes:
starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .
‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’
‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’
‘  you are teaching me to love  ’
‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’
‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’
‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’
‘  you are my good days  ’
‘  i have been loved dearly  ’
‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’
‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’
‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’
‘  there will always be another day  ’
‘  there will always be another mercy  ’
‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’
‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’
‘  i am terrified for you  ’
‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’
‘  today i am thankful  ’
‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’
‘  come and get me  ’
‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’
‘  i think i broke again last night  ’
‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’
‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’
‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’
‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’
‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’
‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’
‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’
‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’
‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’
‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’
‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’
‘  this life is an altar  ’
‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’
‘  there is a mountain in me  ’
‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’
‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’
‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’
‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’
‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’
‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’
‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’
‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’
‘  you scare me a little  ’
‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’
‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’
‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’
‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’
‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’

‘  there is never an end  ’

phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses...

nesting: TRE e 9002 novelty-gift-ideas: Stranger Things Dart Nesting Plush
nesting: TRE
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novelty-gift-ideas:

Stranger Things Dart Nesting Plush

novelty-gift-ideas: Stranger Things Dart Nesting Plush

nesting: The northern cardinal is probably the most romantic bird species: they mate for life, travel together, sing before nesting, and during courtship, feed seed beak-to-beak
nesting: The northern cardinal is probably the most romantic bird species: they mate for life, travel together, sing before nesting, and during courtship, feed seed beak-to-beak

The northern cardinal is probably the most romantic bird species: they mate for life, travel together, sing before nesting, and during co...

nesting: AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez A penguin carries heart-shaped nesting material which it received from biologists as a ValentinesDay promotion at the California Academy of Sciences.
nesting: AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez
A penguin carries heart-shaped nesting material which it received from biologists as a ValentinesDay promotion at the California Academy of Sciences.

A penguin carries heart-shaped nesting material which it received from biologists as a ValentinesDay promotion at the California Academy...

nesting: PUT 5 DOLLARS IN POCKET Normie Jokes are simple and often juvenile, enjoyed by 8 year olds and out of touch 40 year old mothers on Facebook. No levels of irony whatsoever Nesting grounds Facebook r/comedycemetary, 9gag. PULL OUT 10 mememenerator.net Dank A big step above normie, dank memes constantly challenge taboos and are not afraid to tread near the edge. While still many are fresh, most of them become normies after a while. A couple layers or irony. Nesting grounds- r/dankmemes, Ifunny (admit it), Twitter. Self aware Memes that reference and collaborate with other memes. While very similar to dank memes, these memes are usually of higher quality and originality then regular dank memes. Nesting grounds - same as dank memes 25 AMAZING CELEBRITY WEIGHT CHANGES Edgy Memes that take a good long look at the edge, spit on it, and then make a mad sprint over it towards the horizon. These memes usually feature racism, dead or dying animals (or people) and national tragedies like school shootings or terrorist attacks. Nesting grounds-r/wac r/dankmemes, Instagram kytictacs, 4chan, Wholesome The polar opposite of edgy memes, wholesome memes seek to brighten your day with messages of love, self worth, and determination. Only men with a heightened level of intelligence are able to enjoy such positive memes. WAN TO LOV AND SUPRORT YO Nesting grounds - r/wholesomememes ronic FART NIGGAS Now we are getting to the good stuff. Ironic memes are memes that are shitty on purpose They are usually made to look like normie memes to heighten their shittyness. LIKE Nesting grounds r/dankmemes, sometimes Facebook when normies fail to recognize their irony OOPS-I SHITTED IM PUSSVE Deep fried We are reaching the bottle of the barrel here. The fryer barrel. Enter deep fried memes, ghetto Twitter shit put through the sharpen filter in GIMP 8 times and then jpeg'd a couple times for good measure Nesting grounds - r/deepfried memes Surreal do u ever Imagine a meme from the 4th dimensional plane made by elder Gods that eat mortals for breakfast. There is no underlying concept here, in fact, you can't understand them. If you CAN understand them, you are probably a quantom sparrow from the realm of sheelshebub Nesting grounds - r/surrealmemes <p>I put an hour of my life into this, enjoy this guide for the info on the variants of memery.</p>
nesting: PUT 5 DOLLARS IN
 POCKET
 Normie
 Jokes are simple and often juvenile, enjoyed by 8
 year olds and out of touch 40 year old mothers
 on Facebook. No levels of irony whatsoever
 Nesting grounds Facebook
 r/comedycemetary, 9gag.
 PULL OUT 10
 mememenerator.net
 Dank
 A big step above normie, dank memes
 constantly challenge taboos and are not
 afraid to tread near the edge. While still many
 are fresh, most of them become normies
 after a while. A couple layers or irony.
 Nesting grounds- r/dankmemes, Ifunny
 (admit it), Twitter.
 Self aware
 Memes that reference and collaborate with
 other memes. While very similar to dank memes,
 these memes are usually of higher quality and
 originality then regular dank memes.
 Nesting grounds - same as dank memes
 25 AMAZING CELEBRITY WEIGHT CHANGES Edgy
 Memes that take a good long look at the edge,
 spit on it, and then make a mad sprint over it
 towards the horizon. These memes usually
 feature racism, dead or dying animals (or people)
 and national tragedies like school shootings or
 terrorist attacks.
 Nesting grounds-r/wac
 r/dankmemes, Instagram
 kytictacs, 4chan,
 Wholesome
 The polar opposite of edgy memes, wholesome
 memes seek to brighten your day with messages
 of love, self worth, and determination. Only men
 with a heightened level of intelligence are able
 to enjoy such positive memes.
 WAN
 TO LOV
 AND SUPRORT
 YO
 Nesting grounds - r/wholesomememes
 ronic
 FART NIGGAS
 Now we are getting to the good stuff. Ironic
 memes are memes that are shitty on purpose
 They are usually made to look like normie
 memes to heighten their shittyness.
 LIKE
 Nesting grounds r/dankmemes,
 sometimes Facebook when normies fail to
 recognize their irony
 OOPS-I SHITTED
 IM PUSSVE
 Deep fried
 We are reaching the bottle of the barrel here. The
 fryer barrel. Enter deep fried memes, ghetto
 Twitter shit put through the sharpen filter in GIMP
 8 times and then jpeg'd a couple times for good
 measure
 Nesting grounds - r/deepfried memes
 Surreal
 do u ever
 Imagine a meme from the 4th dimensional plane
 made by elder Gods that eat mortals for
 breakfast. There is no underlying concept here, in
 fact, you can't understand them. If you CAN
 understand them, you are probably a quantom
 sparrow from the realm of sheelshebub
 Nesting grounds - r/surrealmemes
<p>I put an hour of my life into this, enjoy this guide for the info on the variants of memery.</p>

<p>I put an hour of my life into this, enjoy this guide for the info on the variants of memery.</p>

nesting: now you kno! Crows are quite similar to humans isit their aging parents many y after they have left the nest. and v ears nowyoukno.com memeromano: shadesofmauve: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories It took just three days of giving offerings (peanuts!) on my walk to get the nesting crow pair there to stop dive bombing my head and instead come hang out with me. Two days ago I met their kid!  Moral: If you’re scared of crows, make friends with them. They’ll remember you! I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE THESE STORIES ARE BEAUTIFUL
nesting: now you kno!
 Crows are quite similar to humans
 isit their aging parents many y
 after they have left the nest.
 and v
 ears
 nowyoukno.com
memeromano:

shadesofmauve:
solitarelee:

221cbakerstreet:

spookyrawr:

rassoey:

avianawareness:

aph-romania:

reallymisscoffee:

dansknapp:

stultiloquentia:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

It took just three days of giving offerings (peanuts!) on my walk to get the nesting crow pair there to stop dive bombing my head and instead come hang out with me.
Two days ago I met their kid! 
Moral: If you’re scared of crows, make friends with them. They’ll remember you!

I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE THESE STORIES ARE BEAUTIFUL

memeromano: shadesofmauve: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dans...

nesting: suppermariobroth:Unused model for a Luigi toy resembling a nesting doll from Luigi’s Mansion.
nesting: suppermariobroth:Unused model for a Luigi toy resembling a nesting doll from Luigi’s Mansion.

suppermariobroth:Unused model for a Luigi toy resembling a nesting doll from Luigi’s Mansion.

nesting: LAD BIBLE My friend got the fright of her life trying to find the pigeon nest on our balcony 😂🐦
nesting: LAD
 BIBLE
My friend got the fright of her life trying to find the pigeon nest on our balcony 😂🐦

My friend got the fright of her life trying to find the pigeon nest on our balcony 😂🐦