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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of thinking, anyway. After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 3 app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "l can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that l took while she was at work to let her know that I was actually there Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 13 hrs while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrivedd The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them O Write a comment... GIF 7 The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
 GIF
 7
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT Today, 3:10 PM Neckbeardy?? What does women's issues have to do with the fact that if ur not hot u get called a creep for wanting to hang out Today, 3:58 PM it depends how you go about asking. i know literally no one who has beern called a creep for asking someone to hang out while looking average. if women are calling you a creep every time you ask them to hang... the problem isn't with women, it's with you. evaluate how you approach women. So my problem is that i shouldnt text hey whats up?" Or "hey we should So my problem is that i shouldnt text, hey whats up?" Or "hey we should hang out sometime" because its creepy??? But a friend of mine just sends a dick pic or whips it out and gets the girl and thats not creepy?? Must be the font style im using right? the thing is... yeah, some women are willing to hook up over a dick pic. women aren't all the same. lumping the whole group into "women think average guys are creeps but bang hot guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of most women. they're not some hivemind, they're individual people. sure, you can say "hey we should hang", but if you act pushy/desperate, make sexual comments, ignore boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're a creep. like i said, step back and evaluate your behavior. make sure you're not doing anything that makes women uncomfortable. Like texting them lol ur not very smart dude i know you meant texting. all of the things i mentioned can be done over text. if you think they can't, then it's not me who's stupid... based on this conversation so far, yeah, i can definitely see why women don't want to hang out with you. you refuse to see them as anything more than a stereotype, you insult people who try to give you constructive feedback, you don't listen, and you seem to only think about yourself. Ur right bro. I should use different tone and inflections via text messages... especially when saying whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask what a girl is doing or how shes feeling feeling. I should just send a dick pic lol yeah, you're completely not getting it. well, i tried. there's no point in talking to a brick wall, so see ya. Whats there to get? I should change the way i say whats up?? like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)
Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT
 Today, 3:10 PM
 Neckbeardy??
 What does women's issues have to do
 with the fact that if ur not hot u get
 called a creep for wanting to hang out
 Today, 3:58 PM
 it depends how you go about asking. i
 know literally no one who has beern
 called a creep for asking someone to
 hang out while looking average.
 if women are calling you a creep every
 time you ask them to hang... the
 problem isn't with women, it's with you.
 evaluate how you approach women.
 So my problem is that i shouldnt text
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should

 So my problem is that i shouldnt text,
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should
 hang out sometime" because its
 creepy??? But a friend of mine just
 sends a dick pic or whips it out and
 gets the girl and thats not creepy??
 Must be the font style im using right?
 the thing is... yeah, some women are
 willing to hook up over a dick pic.
 women aren't all the same. lumping
 the whole group into "women think
 average guys are creeps but bang hot
 guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of
 most women. they're not some
 hivemind, they're individual people.
 sure, you can say "hey we should
 hang", but if you act pushy/desperate,
 make sexual comments, ignore
 boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL
 WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're
 a creep. like i said, step back and
 evaluate your behavior. make sure
 you're not doing anything that makes
 women uncomfortable.

 Like texting them lol ur not very smart
 dude i know you meant texting. all of
 the things i mentioned can be done
 over text.
 if you think they can't, then it's not me
 who's stupid...
 based on this conversation so far, yeah,
 i can definitely see why women don't
 want to hang out with you. you refuse
 to see them as anything more than a
 stereotype, you insult people who try to
 give you constructive feedback, you
 don't listen, and you seem to only think
 about yourself.
 Ur right bro. I should use different
 tone and inflections via text
 messages... especially when saying
 whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask
 what a girl is doing or how shes
 feeling

 feeling.
 I should just send a dick pic lol
 yeah, you're completely not getting it.
 well, i tried. there's no point in talking
 to a brick wall, so see ya.
 Whats there to get? I should change
 the way i say whats up??
like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

Beautiful, Bitch, and Creepy: 3 T 13% oo Optus 5:05 pm Conversation From lmgur 12m Hey there beautiful (tugs at collar nervously.) Saw your tattoo post on imgur and l think it's really good you want to be a doctor. (gives you a friendly smile) I can see you're a deeply thoughtful and intelligent person. You didn't reply to me on imgur, so I thought I'd try to find you on reddit because I really found you interesting and would love to get to know you better. I bet you get a lot of creepy PMs from assholes only calling you beautiful to get nudes or whatever (balls fists) but l see women as more than skin deep, so while you are beautiful its not all l See, you're a unique and captivating woman and I really respect and admire you as a person (wipes forehead) l hope you will give me the opportunity to give you the respect and admiration you truly deserve. (nwaits patiently for your reply) V phoeenixx 6m Reply to the Message 3 5:05 pm T 13% oo Optus Conversation Okay first of all you don't really know anything about me I appreciate the compliments, but l have a boyfriend and I'm really not interested. Please don't message me again. Now Wow, okay. (crosses arms) First of all, if you really appreciated my compliments then youd give me the time to talk to you, instead of being stuck up to someone who would do anything to put a smile on your face. (starts shouting) Youre right, i didn't know you, i thought you were something special but you're just a stuck up bitch. Girls like you only date fucking assholes anyway. hope he breaks your heart and you realize what a real man is. Don't come running back to me when you're hurt though. (turns on heel, slams door in your face) Goodbye! V phoe enixx Now Lol what the fuck Reply to the Message Wowzers (xpost r/creepypms)
Beautiful, Bitch, and Creepy: 3 T 13%
 oo Optus
 5:05 pm
 Conversation
 From lmgur
 12m
 Hey there beautiful (tugs at collar
 nervously.)
 Saw your tattoo post on imgur and l think it's
 really good you want to be a doctor. (gives
 you a friendly smile)
 I can see you're a deeply thoughtful and
 intelligent person. You didn't reply to me on
 imgur, so I thought I'd try to find you on
 reddit because I really found you interesting
 and would love to get to know you better. I
 bet you get a lot of creepy PMs from
 assholes only calling you beautiful to get
 nudes or whatever (balls fists) but l see
 women as more than skin deep, so while you
 are beautiful its not all l See, you're a unique
 and captivating woman and I really respect
 and admire you as a person
 (wipes forehead) l hope you will give me the
 opportunity to give you the respect and
 admiration you truly deserve. (nwaits
 patiently for your reply)
 V phoeenixx 6m
 Reply to the Message

 3 5:05 pm
 T 13%
 oo Optus
 Conversation
 Okay first of all you don't really know
 anything about me
 I appreciate the
 compliments, but l have a boyfriend and I'm
 really not interested. Please don't message
 me again.
 Now
 Wow, okay. (crosses arms)
 First of all, if you really appreciated my
 compliments then youd give me the time to
 talk to you, instead of being stuck up to
 someone who would do anything to put a
 smile on your face.
 (starts shouting) Youre right, i didn't know
 you, i thought you were something special
 but you're just a stuck up bitch. Girls like
 you only date fucking assholes anyway.
 hope he breaks your heart and you realize
 what a real man is. Don't come running back
 to me when you're hurt though.
 (turns on heel, slams door in your face)
 Goodbye!
 V phoe enixx Now
 Lol what the fuck
 Reply to the Message
Wowzers (xpost r/creepypms)

Wowzers (xpost r/creepypms)

Rude, Scare, and She Knows: 9:25 35% ooo Fido Hey, I had a really good time. You're a really nice girl. can't wait to see you again Hey! I had a nice time, but going out tonight has made me realize l'm not ready to start dating again. And beyond that, I just don't think we're a good fit Delivered Why would you go on a date when you know you're not ready to start dating? cleared up an entire evening to take you out. You're well within your rights to find me undesirable, and thank you for your honesty, but t you've done You've led to me is cruel me on. You can't just casually decide you're not interested after I've already set aside time and effort into courting you. Well, you can, and you have, but it's rude. told me you would be difficult because you're still healing from your last relationship, but she didn't tell me how selfish you are i Message 9:21 AM ooo Fido told me you would be difficult because you're still healing from your last relationship, but she didn't tell me how selfish you are and frankly, I'm upset that she would set me up with someone whom she knows doesn't like me. I have to ask, is it my religion? Does my faith bother you? We're you upset that I was touching on those heavy topics too soon? Did they scare you? suspect your answer is yes, in which case you're not adult enough to pursue a serious relationship with someone like me Go ahead and keep dating boys like you're ex. By the time you're ready for men, you'll realize your mistake. promise you that I'm really hurt by this As said before, you're a nice girl, and we could have shared something really special. May l ask what l did wrong? You told me you want someone nice who has their life together and more than qualify, don't you think? If my eagerness has turned you off, I understand, JC Message 35% ooo Fido 9:2 scare you? suspect your answer is yes, in which case you're not adult enough to pursue a serious relationship with someone like me Go ahead and keep dating boys like you're ex. By the time you're ready for men, you'll realize your mistake. promise you that I'm really hurt by this, As said before, you're a nice girl, and we could have shared something really special. May l ask what did wrong? You told me you want someone nice who has their life together and more than qualify, don't you think? If my eagerness has turned you off, I understand, but if you'd rather pursue someone who is cold and detached and who doesn't think of the future at all then you will never find happiness in your romantic pursuits. It's a vicious cycle. may not be the one you're looking for, but you won't find happiness if you keep making excuses as to why you don't like guys who treat you well, as l did tonight Message 35% After one date (x-post from /r/niceguys)
Rude, Scare, and She Knows: 9:25
 35%
 ooo Fido
 Hey, I had a really good time. You're
 a really nice girl. can't wait to see
 you again
 Hey! I had a nice time, but going out
 tonight has made me realize l'm not
 ready to start dating again. And
 beyond that, I just don't think we're
 a good fit
 Delivered
 Why would you go on a date when
 you know you're not ready to start
 dating? cleared up an entire
 evening to take you out. You're well
 within your rights to find me
 undesirable, and thank you for
 your honesty, but
 t you've done
 You've led
 to me is cruel
 me on. You can't just casually
 decide you're not interested after
 I've already set aside time and
 effort into courting you. Well, you
 can, and you have, but it's rude.
 told me you would be
 difficult because you're still healing
 from your last relationship, but she
 didn't tell me how selfish you are
 i Message

 9:21 AM
 ooo Fido
 told me you would be
 difficult because you're still healing
 from your last relationship, but she
 didn't tell me how selfish you are
 and frankly, I'm upset that she
 would set me up with someone
 whom she knows doesn't like me. I
 have to ask, is it my religion? Does
 my faith bother you? We're you
 upset that I was touching on those
 heavy topics too soon? Did they
 scare you? suspect your answer is
 yes, in which case you're not adult
 enough to pursue a serious
 relationship with someone like me
 Go ahead and keep dating boys like
 you're ex. By the time you're ready
 for men, you'll realize your mistake.
 promise you that
 I'm really hurt by this
 As
 said before, you're a nice girl, and
 we could have shared something
 really special. May l ask what l did
 wrong? You told me you want
 someone nice who has their life
 together and more than qualify,
 don't you think? If my eagerness
 has turned you off, I understand,
 JC
 Message
 35%

 ooo Fido
 9:2
 scare you? suspect your answer is
 yes, in which case you're not adult
 enough to pursue a serious
 relationship with someone like me
 Go ahead and keep dating boys like
 you're ex. By the time you're ready
 for men, you'll realize your mistake.
 promise you that
 I'm really hurt by this,
 As
 said before, you're a nice girl, and
 we could have shared something
 really special. May l ask what did
 wrong? You told me you want
 someone nice who has their life
 together and more than qualify,
 don't you think? If my eagerness
 has turned you off, I understand,
 but if you'd rather pursue someone
 who is cold and detached and who
 doesn't think of the future at all
 then you will never find happiness in
 your romantic pursuits. It's a vicious
 cycle. may not be the one you're
 looking for, but you won't find
 happiness if you keep making
 excuses as to why you don't like
 guys who treat you well, as l did
 tonight
 Message
 35%
After one date (x-post from /r/niceguys)

After one date (x-post from /r/niceguys)

Beautiful, Creepy, and Fucking: 22:43 13% K Messages (1) Details Message Today 22:30 Hey is this Becky? Who's this? Hi sorry LOL l should've said!!! it's Tom from Nando's you called a week ago l think about leaving your NHS card in the restaurant? You found it?!? Where has it been all this time haha Oh no m sorry haha LOL we didn't find it 22:43 13% K Messages (1) Details But I wanted to text you is that okay?? sends text and throws phone across room* Erm why? Gee you're straight to the point aren't you? (yippers) wel ever since that call I can't stop thinking about you and your voice it was so angelic and it made me warm everywhere well look Becks, can I ca you Becks? Well look Becks, I mean you must be beautiful to have such an amazing voice, how about I take you out for a O i Message 22:43 13% K Messages (1) Details meal in my restaurant??? *prepares self for rejection* (oh boy I hope she feels the connection too)! Ok who the fuck is this That's creepy as fuck who is this Message 22:43 13% K Messages (1) Details rejection* (oh boy l hope she feels the connection too)! Ok who the fuck is this That's creepy as fuck who is this Read 22:38 I was just kidding LOL!!! GOT YOU HAHAHAHA!!!!! feel for that one straight away didn't you HEHE!!! Ee you must've thought was being serious LMAOROFL!!! Well I'll let you know if anything comes up MRS GULLIBLE PMSL haha see you Becks O i Message So this just happened to my girlfriend [x-post /r/cringeanarchy]
Beautiful, Creepy, and Fucking: 22:43
 13%
 K Messages (1)
 Details
 Message
 Today 22:30
 Hey is this Becky?
 Who's this?
 Hi sorry LOL l should've
 said!!!
 it's Tom
 from Nando's you
 called a week ago l think
 about leaving your NHS
 card in the restaurant?
 You found it?!? Where
 has it been all this time
 haha
 Oh no m sorry haha
 LOL
 we didn't
 find it

 22:43
 13%
 K Messages (1)
 Details
 But I wanted to text you
 is that okay?? sends
 text and throws phone
 across room*
 Erm why?
 Gee you're straight to
 the point aren't you?
 (yippers) wel ever since
 that call I can't stop
 thinking about you and
 your voice it
 was so angelic and it
 made me warm
 everywhere
 well look Becks, can I ca
 you Becks? Well look
 Becks, I mean you must
 be beautiful to have such
 an amazing voice, how
 about I take you out for a
 O i Message

 22:43
 13%
 K Messages (1)
 Details
 meal in my restaurant???
 *prepares self for
 rejection* (oh boy I hope
 she feels the connection
 too)!
 Ok who the fuck is this
 That's creepy as fuck
 who is this
 Message

 22:43
 13%
 K Messages (1)
 Details
 rejection* (oh boy l hope
 she feels the connection
 too)!
 Ok who the fuck is this
 That's creepy as fuck
 who is this
 Read 22:38
 I was just kidding LOL!!!
 GOT YOU
 HAHAHAHA!!!!!
 feel for that one straight
 away didn't you HEHE!!!
 Ee you must've thought
 was being serious
 LMAOROFL!!! Well I'll let
 you know if anything
 comes up MRS
 GULLIBLE PMSL haha
 see you Becks
 O i Message
So this just happened to my girlfriend [x-post /r/cringeanarchy]

So this just happened to my girlfriend [x-post /r/cringeanarchy]