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God, Harry Potter, and Tumblr: Snape chortled like Santa sexily
while he prepared for special guests.
Carefully he groomed his sparkling
tinsel, meaning his pubes.
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theultradork:
theultradork:
wtffanfiction:
Fandom: Harry Potter
“Snape chortled like Santa sexily while he prepared for special guests. Carefully he groomed his sparkling tinsel, meaning his pubes.”
Gotta give ‘em credit for subtlety.
God I forgot this was a thing…
I read this and before I could stop myself my hands had grabbed a knife and I was stabbing myself in the neck repeatedly
theultradork: theultradork: wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “Snape chortled like Santa sexily while he prepared for special guests. Ca...
Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT
ISE
phantomemes:
feel free to change things ( such as pronouns ) as needed !
S M O K E
“ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but it never seems to end ”“ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ”“ don’t you try to run right now ”“ you’re killing me right now ”“ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ”
S T . P A T R I C K
“ you give me something to talk about ”“ i need a miracle ”“ you’re a glimpse of bliss ”“ i know you’re gone now ”“ i think you’re an angel ”
M Y H O U S E
“ you’re a cold air creeping in ”“ i heard you down the hall ”“ you walk around like you own the place ”“ guess it was all my fault ”“ think you’ve been making me sick ”“ darling , you can’t stay ”“ i’m not yours anymore ”“ i think it’s time to get out ”
H O L Y
“ you’ve got it all wrong ”“ you put on a faith facade ”“ you’re simply lost ”“ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ”“ you’re just a ghost at most ”“ you’re all alone ”“ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ”“ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ”“ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ”“ don’t think i didn’t notice ”
F I R E
“ i watched you decay ”“ who’d you think you’d fool ? ”“ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ”“ so go ahead , you just drop dead ”“ you’re out of line ”“ your bridges are burning ”“ what you give is what you get ”“ you were a walking , talking , corpse at best ”“ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ”
G H O S T S
“ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ”“ they only come alive at night ”“ i’ll be fine in the daylight ”“ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ”“ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ”“ i don’t wanna fight ”“ why can’t you stay ? ”
L E T T H E M I N
“ i wanna feel something ”“ i shouldn’t give in ”“ i let you win ”“ you struck a match and left me to burn ”“ i won’t let you in ”“ find a new place , another space to invade ”“ all the walls are caving in ”
phantomemes: feel free to change things ( such as pronouns ) as needed ! S M O K E “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but ...
Driving, Dude, and Facebook: 11/21/2018
MUG SHOT
BREAKING NEWS
VIRAL MUGSHOT GUY
ARRESTED IN
DIFFERENT NECK OF THE
WOODS
“The man who went viral thanks to a mugshot that showed off his massive neck just a week ago has been arrested again ... and the dude is still flexing what made him famous. Charles Dion McDowell was busted Wednesday in Lee County, Alabama for allegedly eluding law enforcement, reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, improper lane usage and a 2nd-degree possession of marijuana charge. McDowell's first mugshot -- from an arrest in Florida last week -- blew up on social media after it was posted to Facebook. During that arrest, he was booked for eluding, possession of cocaine, meth and marijuana. The pic spurred an influx of memes, puns and social media shares. Let's just hope McDowell's legal team is as strong as his traps.” 🤦♂️ @tmz_tv #WSHH
“The man who went viral thanks to a mugshot that showed off his massive neck just a week ago has been arrested again ... and the dude is sti...
I Bet, Memes, and Women: Her: I bet he's thinking about
other women
Him; How did that dudes neck
get so big?
Like, for real tho via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zkmOD3
Like, for real tho via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zkmOD3
Side Chick, Best, and What: Fellas, give me your best excuse if your
side chick leave this on your neck.
What’s your excuse?! 🤔😂 https://t.co/OgymSltdtq
What’s your excuse?! 🤔😂 https://t.co/OgymSltdtq
Bones, Life, and Memes: Number of bones 206
Number of muscles-639
Number of kidneys 2
Number of milk teeth 20
Number of ribs-24 (12 pairs)
Number of chambers in the heart 4
Largest artery-Aorta
Normal Blood pressure 120-80
Ph of blood 7.4
Number of vertebrae in the spine-33
Number of vertebrae in the Neck 7
No of bones in middle Ear 6
Number of bones in Face 14
Number of bones in Skull-22
Number of bones in Chest 25
Number of bones in Arms 6
Number of bones in each human ear 3
Number of muscles in the human arm 72
Number of pumps in heart-2
Largest organ-Skin
Largest gland-Liver
Smallest cell Blood cell
Biggest cell- Egg cell (ovum)
Smallest bone Stapes
First transplanted organ Heart
Average length of small intestine 7 m
Average length of large intestine 1.5 m
Average weight of new born baby 2.6 kg
Pulse rate in one minute 72 times
Body Temperature 36.9o C (98.40 F)
Average blood volume-4 5 liters
Average life of RBC-120 days
Pregnancy period-280 days
Number of bones in human foot 33
Number of bones in each wrist 8
Number of bones in hand- 27
Largest endocrine gland Thyroid
Largest lymphatic organ Spleen
Largest cell - Nerve cell
Important Information about Human body.
Important Information about Human body.
DJ Khaled, JLo, and Memes: DJ Khaled, and lots of other people on a music video set, could probably need a neck brace after eyeing Jennifer Lopez's wardrobe. tmz jlo jenniferlopez djkhaled miami 📷MEGA
DJ Khaled, and lots of other people on a music video set, could probably need a neck brace after eyeing Jennifer Lopez's wardrobe. tmz jlo j...
Anaconda, Beautiful, and Facts: Don't let Instagram fool you. There are people
with only 3-9 likes who have plenty of friends
People with 100+ likes who are lonely as f'ck
Couples who look so happy together, yet are
miserable as hell. People who don't post
pictures of themselves and their significant other
but are in a beautiful loving relationship. People
who know each other very well but appear as
strangers. People who are up to their neck in
debt yet live lavish Instagram life. Remember
this is not real life. Appearances are just that
appearances
100% facts 💯 https://t.co/SBI0peo4EE
100% facts 💯 https://t.co/SBI0peo4EE
Fashion, Head, and Siri: When Siri says "head northeast"
and you don't have a MF compass
@landing.strip
novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt
novelty-gift-ideas:Weird Cat Statue T-Shirt
Memes, Police, and School: So mom... *scratches neck* do
uhhh.... *twitches* so uhh...I need a
c r ack pr p e for school.
Gilbert Police Dept. @GilbertPolice
If your kid tells you they need any of these
items for chemistry class, they are lying
#BackToSchoolshopping #IDontThinkSo
#ThursdayThoughts
IC
BEHAHHSHA CRACK PIPE I
BEHAHHSHA CRACK PIPE I
Dank, Guitar, and Http: "If your guitar has a strap on it and you have the strap
around your neck while you're standing up to play, that's
a necklace, and I don't wear jewelry, pal."
-Clint Eastwood
On why he doesn't play guitar
CLICKHOLE
Clint Eastwood Said What?! http://clckhl.co/AyEXAdt
Clint Eastwood Said What?! http://clckhl.co/AyEXAdt
Arthur, Bruh, and Chill: This how niggas finna be pullin up to
school on Monday after playing Red
Dead 2 all weekend
ERIE A
E ARTERIAL
IG @SavageRealm
Literally was me last night. Nah this game the truth fam. I was up till 3 grinding just got my story completion to go up by ..0.005% this game got hella shit to do. Bro I knew it was time for bed when I went up stairs for juice and came back to niggas sticking me up for my horse. I’m still a newb so my dead eye empty, I got about 10 rounds of ammo and no heals. After this dudes robbed me for my horse nigga pimped slapped me so hard my neck twerked. Then he rode away with his boys. I found another settler chilling nearby and I jacked his horse. He went and snitched. Like damn it’s 1843 bruh, chill out I’m white. I ended up racking up a $400 bounty. I can’t even piss without outlaws chasing me. I kept going to fort Wallace just to get my shit clapped by the gate keepers. I started out with about $170. And kept dying ended up with 4 dollars left. Ya boy Arthur couldn’t even get some oatmeal. Shits legit fam I feel like I wasted money on fortnite skins , and black ops 4 Tbh
Literally was me last night. Nah this game the truth fam. I was up till 3 grinding just got my story completion to go up by ..0.005% this ga...
Girls, Love, and Savage: conquerorwurm
I love that age when little girls get really weird
and mystical and savage
Like nine through eleven years old, those are
some weird years for us
lucyaudley
When I was 9-10 I read The Egypt Game and
The Headless Cupid, taught myself
hieroglyphics, and decided to practice
witchcraft
seldnei
The past three years, my son has come home
telling me about the girls he knows, who are: 1.
possessed by a demon controlled by a button
at the back of her neck, 2. haunted by a dead
aunt, and 3. converse regularly with the dead
at age 11 I decided I was a human feline and hissed at anyone who opposed me
at age 11 I decided I was a human feline and hissed at anyone who opposed me
Memes, Work, and Luck: 4000 PEOPLE COMING TO THIE
BORDER LOOKING FOR WORK
NECK NA
TRADITION
RedneckNation.com
THEY RE IN LUCK WE GOT
A WALL THAT NEEDS BUILT
Well meet ya there with the equipment and materials 🤣🤣🤣
Well meet ya there with the equipment and materials 🤣🤣🤣