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my favorites: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.
my favorites: niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 ....
 ......
 Jake, 27
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 We may fight, but please don't try and solve
 the argument with regular soda.
 It won't take racial inequality to get me down
 on one knee.
 I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
 sugar I need.
 niftyshadesofjake
 University of Southern California
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 USC CLASS OF 2022
 3,401
 FRESHME
 0% ganted
 Ethically
 granted
 admission
 APPLICATIO
 Jake, 29
 Jake 28
 O less than a mile away
 less than a mile away
 I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
 I'm having trouble picking a costume.
 Want to help?
 my future children become trojans at USC.
 I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
 boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
 Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
 Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
 boned.
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 ..
 let
 6'0"
 A Caded in
 5'6"
 5'0"
 your cave of wonders
 POLICE DEPT.
 4'6"
 (480) 627-9186
 4'0"
 Yes Please
 Jake Arredondo
 3'6"
 Jake, 29
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 Tired of guys lying about their height?
 Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
 I promise that it will take more than
 a few rubs for anything to come out
 of my magic lamp.
 For our first date, you cook our dinner,
 and I will cook the meth.
 niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 You ok
 Jake, 29
 Still
 Single
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
 I can relate to the current bachelor.
 I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
 probably start taking dating seriously.
 Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
 Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
 Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
 If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
 swipe left.
 This is the first one I had
 ever created (bad quality).
 This joke took 1,000+ hours
 to máke.
 niftyshadesofjake
 et niftyshadesofjake
 Hmargemadders.com
 Make America Accessible Again
 Jake, 24
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 About Jake
 I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
 by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
 new company, Largeladders.com
 If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
 socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
 gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
 to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
 you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
 envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
 me to pay for dinner
 Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
 ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
 your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

my favorites: NotLaja Follow @NotLaja Sometimes I think about how American Girl TM really advertised and sold a slave doll in the 90s Americal Ci 867 MaT ddy 12:39 PM - 29 Aug 2019 423 Retweets 953 Likes l American Ci 1861 Addy Chakra Kahn Follow @ChaniThaHippie Ummm...a slave doll who escaped to freedom with her family, learned how to read, her brother fought in the war, and had an entire collection of books with historically based content to teach all girls about the many ways you can be an American Girl but okay NotLaja @NotLaja Sometimes I think about how American GirlTM really advertised and sold a slave doll in the 90s Show this thread 1:05 PM 29 Aug 2019 5,468 Retweets 18,154 Likes ayalaatreides: chaos-in-the-making: smugkoalas: allthefandomss: that-catholic-shinobi: gahdamnpunk: American Girl stories were the best tbh Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We don’t disrespect American Girl in this house Don’t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. Felicity’s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. Samantha’s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, women’s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. Kit’s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. Molly’s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But they’re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you don’t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle. A slave doll. Please. Read the books. Clowns on social media: “This thing looks kinda potentially maybe bad from just a few superficial details, so I have decided that this thing is evil. If you like it, you are evil too.”
my favorites: NotLaja
 Follow
 @NotLaja
 Sometimes I think about how American
 Girl TM really advertised and sold a slave
 doll in the 90s
 Americal Ci
 867
 MaT ddy
 12:39 PM - 29 Aug 2019
 423 Retweets 953 Likes

 l
 American Ci
 1861
 Addy

 Chakra Kahn
 Follow
 @ChaniThaHippie
 Ummm...a slave doll who escaped to
 freedom with her family, learned how to
 read, her brother fought in the war, and
 had an entire collection of books with
 historically based content to teach all
 girls about the many ways you can be an
 American Girl but okay
 NotLaja @NotLaja
 Sometimes I think about how American GirlTM really
 advertised and sold a slave doll in the 90s
 Show this thread
 1:05 PM 29 Aug 2019
 5,468 Retweets 18,154 Likes
ayalaatreides:
chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We don’t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Don’t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicity’s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samantha’s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, women’s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kit’s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Molly’s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But they’re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you don’t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Clowns on social media: “This thing looks kinda potentially maybe bad from just a few superficial details, so I have decided that this thing is evil. If you like it, you are evil too.”

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my favorites: MOTEKILL motekill: I love that Ranma ½ episode where they do ice skating, i specially love the outfits!! These ones were my favorites 💕
my favorites: MOTEKILL
motekill:

I love that Ranma ½ episode where they do ice skating, i specially love the outfits!! These ones were my favorites 💕

motekill: I love that Ranma ½ episode where they do ice skating, i specially love the outfits!! These ones were my favorites 💕

my favorites: Ppl will go to the library and pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicoloured pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee just to sit there like this for 2 hours carpeted: beyoncescock: pepethefrogblog: beyoncescock: this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11) Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with** Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes What nationality are you according to your personality?** Can we guess where you actually live? Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you? Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18) Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks? Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die** **my favorites picks rihannna just in case
my favorites: Ppl will go to the library and pull out their
 laptop, textbook, agenda, multicoloured
 pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee
 just to sit there like this for 2 hours
carpeted:
beyoncescock:

pepethefrogblog:

beyoncescock:


this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none
nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper

im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning

How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11)

Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are

These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with**
Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to
We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes

What nationality are you according to your personality?**

Can we guess where you actually live?
Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you?

Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18)

Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks?

Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die**

**my favorites

picks rihannna just in case

carpeted: beyoncescock: pepethefrogblog: beyoncescock: this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr w...

my favorites: OVE You, LEELA Detonation in three, two, one. scifiseries: One of the more underrated sad futurama episodes,this is one of my favorites besides the hermes/bender one. whats yours?
my favorites: OVE You,
 LEELA
 Detonation in three, two, one.
scifiseries:

One of the more underrated sad futurama episodes,this is one of my favorites besides the hermes/bender one. whats yours?

scifiseries: One of the more underrated sad futurama episodes,this is one of my favorites besides the hermes/bender one. whats yours?

my favorites: bhritscold: jover2013: reyofjaku: this is a cinematic masterpiece Forever a reblog, I love this so much 😂 This is absolutely one of my favorites
my favorites: bhritscold:
jover2013:

reyofjaku:

this is a cinematic masterpiece

Forever a reblog, I love this so much 😂


This is absolutely one of my favorites

bhritscold: jover2013: reyofjaku: this is a cinematic masterpiece Forever a reblog, I love this so much 😂 This is absolutely one of...

my favorites: fanboyingduringteatime stephendann spookyhella casually call people "human" to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are re psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed dont presume patably baffled and terrified an wa and i felt powerful and celestial ll was well Oooh! I have done this a few times One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me when I'm sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open like "The Lord has called me to you" replying with "Indeed He Has My Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that you are known to Him". Throw inflections into the wrong points in words, but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you're the SMS from the afterlife, you're merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding them in an uncomforting way Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back. (This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide about me) I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do something or another to prove my "manliness" I calmly replied "How cute of you to think I'm human..." and kept walking He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him say "yeah...good point." Social Interaction 401
my favorites: fanboyingduringteatime
 stephendann
 spookyhella
 casually call people "human" to unsettle them and make them
 question what sort of being you are
 re
 psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed dont presume
 patably baffled and terrified
 an
 wa
 and i felt powerful and celestial
 ll was well
 Oooh! I have done this a few times
 One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me
 when I'm sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open
 like "The Lord has called me to you" replying with "Indeed He Has My
 Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that
 you are known to Him". Throw inflections into the wrong points in words,
 but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you're the SMS from the
 afterlife, you're merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their
 plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken
 person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding
 them in an uncomforting way
 Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and
 then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back.
 (This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide
 about me)
 I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do
 something or another to prove my "manliness"
 I calmly replied "How cute of you to think I'm human..." and kept walking
 He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him
 say "yeah...good point."
Social Interaction 401

Social Interaction 401

my favorites: I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many Insta models as I could. The following are some of my favorites.
my favorites: I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many Insta models as I could. The following are some of my favorites.

I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many Insta models as I could. The following are some of my favorites.

my favorites: amono 0. samurairens: Knives was lowkey one of my favorites
my favorites: amono
 0.
samurairens:

Knives was lowkey one of my favorites

samurairens: Knives was lowkey one of my favorites

my favorites: jammie-draws: I wanted to doodle some top tier anime moms for mothers’ day so here’s some of my favorites.
my favorites: jammie-draws:

I wanted to doodle some top tier anime moms for mothers’ day so here’s some of my favorites.

jammie-draws: I wanted to doodle some top tier anime moms for mothers’ day so here’s some of my favorites.

my favorites: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter? Hannah Yang 75.3k Views Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic... According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver, Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates. The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to- silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around 45:1 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over twice as many Galleons as you started with Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11
my favorites: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter?
 Hannah Yang
 75.3k Views
 Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic...
 According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver,
 Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh
 But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates.
 The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to-
 silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before
 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding
 standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around
 45:1
 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time
 when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt
 them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that
 Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund
 of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts
 and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to
 Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over
 twice as many Galleons as you started with
 Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing
iamtheaardvark:

aboutreciprocation:

…holy shit

None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

my favorites: Honk Sa 3 nichniin: Incredibly all the Leos are my favorites.
my favorites: Honk
 Sa
 3
nichniin:


Incredibly all the Leos are my favorites.

nichniin: Incredibly all the Leos are my favorites.

my favorites: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter? Hannah Yang 75.3k Views Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic... According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver, Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates. The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to- silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around 45:1 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over twice as many Galleons as you started with Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing fattyatomicmutant: iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11 Lord Voldemort wasted his time building horctuz when he could have made mad wizard dough
my favorites: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter?
 Hannah Yang
 75.3k Views
 Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic...
 According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver,
 Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh
 But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates.
 The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to-
 silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before
 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding
 standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around
 45:1
 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time
 when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt
 them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that
 Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund
 of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts
 and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to
 Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over
 twice as many Galleons as you started with
 Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing
fattyatomicmutant:

iamtheaardvark:

aboutreciprocation:

…holy shit

None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11


Lord Voldemort wasted his time building horctuz when he could have made mad wizard dough

fattyatomicmutant: iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop takin...