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Animals, Ass, and Bad: Hey since I haven't been active in forever, who wants to hear a story about how 1 became a local cryptid in my town? Heck yeah! Yes Reply Alright lets do this So l live in a small neighborhood kinda thing, Its honestly shaped like someone connected two bongs with a straw that leads out to the street, so very tiny and not a lot of people drive through cause its a dead end and surrounded by woods Anyways, so it's Saturday morning, like 3 am and my sister has taken her behemoth of a dog outside Little background, this dog is a saint bermard, lab mix, so he big. Hes also amazingly stupid. He's only three and we got him a year ago so he still does stupid shit all the time. Anyways hes got a long lead line on him, probably 30 ft, so hes off doing whatever and ny sister is kinda dazed, still sleepy. Homeboy fucking TAKES OFF and runs into the woods behind y house, taking that lead with him and a good chunk of my sisters pal skin. Whatever he's chasing has speed, and hes keeping up with it. So l run outside cause shes screaming his name and start to take off after him. 1 thought that mother fucker would get caught on a tree due to the lead but nope was I wrong. Now the woods probably go a mile back before they hit road, and then stretch around s miles hotizontally I'm worried this dumb dog is gonna run into the street and get hit, so l run the mile to the street (with my very out of shape body. 1 honestly thought I was going to die). After like r5 minutes of tripping and trying to make my way through this damn jungle, I get to the street. At this point 1 still look a human so nothing happens, 1 dont see him anywhere, and 1 run back to the house cause I've realized I'm in a tank top and boxer shorts with no shoes and its tick season. So I change into a big ass sweatshirt and sweat pants and boots even though its almost oo degrees out because I do not want to have to deal with ticks After chugging some water 1 take back off, this time going horizontally 1 caught sight of something running so l took off, yelling ny brains out managing to sprain my ankle and rip half my hair outta my ponytail in the process Around a mile downl lose sight of it so l turn and hike the mile back to the street just to make sure it didn't go that way After that I go back to my house, and then return to the spot where i last saw him and continue walking till Imlike 2 miles away So my trip so far has been mile to street> mile home > i mile hotizontally>t mile to street >2 miles home> 2 ½ miles horizontally So I'm about ready to die. I'm covering in blood from smashing y arm one of my eyes has turned red cause a stick poked it, I've got a limp, I'm breathing like a dragon with asthma, and I'm covering in leaves and sticks I start yelling his name again and hear a bark in the distance so 1 take off and after like 5 minutes I spot him He is now howling like a banshee in distress I book it towards his dumb ass and practically tackle him, which ended up with me covered in a random assortment of shit. Cool, whatever. His leash is tied atound two trees so I unravel it and he pounces on me in relief. He's salivating like crazy so I take him to a stream near by to let him drink Mother fucker pulls me in. I'm too tired to be pissed. At this point now that I'm calming down I realize my boots are now soaking wet with both blood and water. I've got several scars on my thigh and they all got ripped open So Im gushing blood like no tomorrow.I soak my jacket in water and put it on this stupid dog so he wont get burnt on the way back and itll be a bit cooler. So now he looks even bigger then usual 1 take my shoes off and toss then over my neck and we're about to start the trek back when he takes off AGAIN. This time I'm holding the leash and 1 do not let go. He ends up slipping on a mud bank and taking me with him With are now covered head to toe in nad, shit, dirt, blood and whatever the hell else is in those woods. Some how he has ended up with no major wounds, but now I have a rock lodged in my forehead and blood in my eyes. And my shoes are gone. Whatever, 1 just want to get home. 1 pick a direction and walk until 1 end up in the back yard of someone who lives down the street. Lucky for me, this person has barbed wire in their back yard on the ground for some reason, which I trip on Now I have barbed wire practically wrapped around me like some crazy fashion statement. I wanted to get home so bad 1 didn't even bother to rip it off. I'd do that So now its like 6am, so its dark, but you can still see, and its dead quiet. I pull my sisters dog along with me, holding his collar so he cant take off again. So heres me, covered in blood, mud, and barbed wire, limping down the street, no shoes on, with a large dog wearing a jacket, which, from a distance, you cant tell. Now I smell like whatever was in those woods, and it is a strong smell, so as I walk by any house with a dog outside, that dog starts barking. Eventually the quiet is replaced with dogs howling, barking, snarling at me. 1 eventually make it back to my house, but not before passing a dude getting his newspaper or whatever He's a good distance away from me and he hesitantly calls out asking if Im okay. I respond with "yeah but I've been yelling for like 3 hours t as ungodly rasp. He goes right the fuck back in l get home, get cleaned up, get the dog cleaned up, and everythings fine UNTIL a couple nights later my mom goes to a neighborhood meeting story Turns out, there had been a black bear in the woods near my house, which people had been keeping an eye out for, but instead they saw (what they thought) was a "humanoid figure covered in spikes dragging a bear covered in blood around by its neck For the next few weeks people were talking about how they heard the "hortiie screeching" and how there was blood all down the streets and on the trees. The dude who asked if I was okay was telling everybody that the "thing growled at him and he could see it had blood red eyes So now theres a rumor about a demon with razor sharp tendrils who feeds on wild animals by slashing them open and drinking their blood Rumor states that you'll hear it before you see it, and the sound it makes sounds like a howl and a scream People later found my boots covered in blood and said it was a "victim of the demon. A week later a house that was being built caught fire and that was blamed on me, as well as an accident where someone swerved to avoid something and crashed through a house. The stream turned blood red after some heavy rainfall. which was due to the mud, but also blamed on me and some mote for a couple nights (coyotes most people "spotting" the demon (which was either their imagination or the actual bear) the rumot grew and grew so now its famous in my neighborhood So yeah thats how 1 became a bear killing demon in my neighborhood. I was too embarrassed. How to become a cryptid
Animals, Ass, and Bad: Hey since I haven't been active in forever, who wants to hear a story
 about how 1 became a local cryptid in my town?
 Heck yeah!
 Yes
 Reply
 Alright lets do this
 So l live in a small neighborhood kinda thing, Its honestly shaped like
 someone connected two bongs with a straw that leads out to the street,
 so very tiny and not a lot of people drive through cause its a dead end
 and surrounded by woods Anyways, so it's Saturday morning, like 3 am
 and my sister has taken her behemoth of a dog outside
 Little background, this dog is a saint bermard, lab mix, so he big. Hes
 also amazingly stupid. He's only three and we got him a year ago so he
 still does stupid shit all the time. Anyways hes got a long lead line on
 him, probably 30 ft, so hes off doing whatever and ny sister is kinda
 dazed, still sleepy.
 Homeboy fucking TAKES OFF and runs into the woods behind y
 house, taking that lead with him and a good chunk of my sisters pal
 skin. Whatever he's chasing has speed, and hes keeping up with it. So l
 run outside cause shes screaming his name and start to take off after
 him. 1 thought that mother fucker would get caught on a tree due to the
 lead but nope was I wrong. Now the woods probably go a mile back
 before they hit road, and then stretch around s miles hotizontally
 I'm worried this dumb dog is gonna run into the street and get hit, so l
 run the mile to the street (with my very out of shape body. 1 honestly
 thought I was going to die). After like r5 minutes of tripping and trying
 to make my way through this damn jungle, I get to the street. At this
 point 1 still look a human so nothing happens, 1 dont see him anywhere,
 and 1 run back to the house cause I've realized I'm in a tank top and
 boxer shorts with no shoes and its tick season. So I change into a big ass
 sweatshirt and sweat pants and boots even though its almost oo degrees
 out because I do not want to have to deal with ticks
 After chugging some water 1 take back off, this time going horizontally
 1 caught sight of something running so l took off, yelling ny brains out
 managing to sprain my ankle and rip half my hair outta my ponytail in
 the process Around a mile downl lose sight of it so l turn and hike the
 mile back to the street just to make sure it didn't go that way
 After that I go back to my house, and then return to the spot where i
 last saw him and continue walking till Imlike 2 miles away
 So my trip so far has been
 mile to street> mile home > i mile hotizontally>t mile to street >2
 miles home> 2 ½ miles horizontally
 So I'm about ready to die. I'm covering in blood from smashing y arm
 one of my eyes has turned red cause a stick poked it, I've got a limp, I'm
 breathing like a dragon with asthma, and I'm covering in leaves and
 sticks
 I start yelling his name again and hear a bark in the distance so 1 take off
 and after like 5 minutes I spot him He is now howling like a banshee in
 distress I book it towards his dumb ass and practically tackle him,
 which ended up with me covered in a random assortment of shit. Cool,
 whatever. His leash is tied atound two trees so I unravel it and he
 pounces on me in relief. He's salivating like crazy so I take him to a
 stream near by to let him drink
 Mother fucker pulls me in. I'm too tired to be pissed. At this point now
 that I'm calming down I realize my boots are now soaking wet with
 both blood and water. I've got several scars on my thigh and they all got
 ripped open So Im gushing blood like no tomorrow.I soak my jacket in
 water and put it on this stupid dog so he wont get burnt on the way
 back and itll be a bit cooler. So now he looks even bigger then usual 1
 take my shoes off and toss then over my neck and we're about to start
 the trek back when he takes off AGAIN. This time I'm holding the leash
 and 1 do not let go. He ends up slipping on a mud bank and taking me
 with him With are now covered head to toe in nad, shit, dirt, blood
 and whatever the hell else is in those woods.
 Some how he has ended up with no major wounds, but now I have a
 rock lodged in my forehead and blood in my eyes. And my shoes are
 gone. Whatever, 1 just want to get home. 1 pick a direction and walk
 until 1 end up in the back yard of someone who lives down the street.
 Lucky for me, this person has barbed wire in their back yard on the
 ground for some reason, which I trip on Now I have barbed wire
 practically wrapped around me like some crazy fashion statement. I
 wanted to get home so bad 1 didn't even bother to rip it off. I'd do that
 So now its like 6am, so its dark, but you can still see, and its dead quiet.
 I pull my sisters dog along with me, holding his collar so he cant take
 off again. So heres me, covered in blood, mud, and barbed wire, limping
 down the street, no shoes on, with a large dog wearing a jacket, which,
 from a distance, you cant tell. Now I smell like whatever was in those
 woods, and it is a strong smell, so as I walk by any house with a dog
 outside, that dog starts barking. Eventually the quiet is replaced with
 dogs howling, barking, snarling at me. 1 eventually make it back to my
 house, but not before passing a dude getting his newspaper or whatever
 He's a good distance away from me and he hesitantly calls out asking if
 Im okay. I respond with "yeah but I've been yelling for like 3 hours
 t as ungodly rasp. He goes right the fuck back in
 l get home, get cleaned up, get the dog cleaned up, and everythings fine
 UNTIL a couple nights later my mom goes to a neighborhood meeting
 story
 Turns out, there had been a black bear in the woods near my house,
 which people had been keeping an eye out for, but instead they saw
 (what they thought) was a "humanoid figure covered in spikes dragging
 a bear covered in blood around by its neck
 For the next few weeks people were talking about how they heard
 the "hortiie screeching" and how there was blood all down the streets
 and on the trees. The dude who asked if I was okay was telling
 everybody that the "thing growled at him and he could see it had blood
 red eyes
 So now theres a rumor about a demon with razor sharp tendrils who
 feeds on wild animals by slashing them open and drinking their blood
 Rumor states that you'll hear it before you see it, and the sound it makes
 sounds like a howl and a scream People later found my boots covered in
 blood and said it was a "victim of the demon. A week later a house that
 was being built caught fire and that was blamed on me, as well as an
 accident where someone swerved to avoid something and crashed
 through a house. The stream turned blood red after some heavy rainfall.
 which was due to the mud, but also blamed on me and some mote
 for a couple nights (coyotes most
 people "spotting" the demon (which was either their imagination or the
 actual bear) the rumot grew and grew so now its famous in my
 neighborhood
 So yeah thats how 1 became a bear killing demon in my neighborhood.
 I was too embarrassed.
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Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now) " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society. At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago) Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something? permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now) Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 22 minutes ago Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical procedures I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY 1 point 10 minutes ago Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about. There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put into debt. It's similar in Canada as well You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>
Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now)
 " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society.
 At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal
 healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up
 permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY
 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago)
 Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent
 E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something?
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY
 L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now)
 Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and
 Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax.
 permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY
 1 point 22 minutes ago
 Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've
 read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical
 procedures
 I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really
 stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument.
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY
 1 point 10 minutes ago
 Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital
 and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a
 motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about.
 There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car
 buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put
 into debt. It's similar in Canada as well
 You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>

memehumor: Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”

Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now) " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society. At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago) Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something? permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now) Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 22 minutes ago Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical procedures I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY 1 point 10 minutes ago Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about. There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put into debt. It's similar in Canada as well You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>
Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now)
 " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society.
 At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal
 healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up
 permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY
 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago)
 Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent
 E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something?
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY
 L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now)
 Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and
 Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax.
 permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY
 1 point 22 minutes ago
 Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've
 read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical
 procedures
 I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really
 stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument.
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY
 1 point 10 minutes ago
 Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital
 and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a
 motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about.
 There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car
 buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put
 into debt. It's similar in Canada as well
 You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>

memehumor: Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”

A Dream, Ass, and Bad: Every real nigga watched cinemax and HBO porn when their mom was asleep on mute with cartoon network on Last". eGuloro2 15 if you never did this and you a guy you a straight bitch( Riley freeman voice). It was around the time we first got cable in my house. I was tired of using a hangar to get reception for disney channel to watch That So Raven. Nah fam before i continue let me clarify that every real nigga watched that show cause raven was thick as fuck and i wanted to see myself in her future tearing it up. This night started when i had a bad dream about getting crossed in ball. Actually it wasn’t a dream because when i woke up i had my ankle brace on. I was fat at the time so i went to the kitchen to eat the twinkles off the top of the fridge. I turn on the tv eating my twinkie when i remember my bro Kev telling me about channel 512. I turned to it and saw my first porno “ Busty Cops‘’. I thought it was boring untill these bitches started fckin the criminals. To be safe U had the last channel on Aqua teen hunger force. I'm sitting there wondering why they not showing no private parts? Deception. Im watching these bitches play in the bath tub when i feel a dark presence behind me. Power levels had me trembling i press last on the remote smoothly when i heard “turn it back guy". it was my grandpa. I thought it was a rhetorical question when this nigga grabbed my neck and said “do it boy". I felt like a hostage plus he was in the army too so i knew he would have knocked me out the way they do in battlefield. I changed it back. you know i thought he was gonna tear my ass up. Nigga ended up watching it with me. That was the first time we spent quality time together. See there is good that can come out of porn. 2 days later my grandma caught him watching that shit. smh he got hooked and fvcked it up for us. We no longer have HBO.
A Dream, Ass, and Bad: Every real nigga watched cinemax
 and HBO porn when their mom
 was asleep on mute with cartoon
 network on Last". eGuloro2
 15
if you never did this and you a guy you a straight bitch( Riley freeman voice). It was around the time we first got cable in my house. I was tired of using a hangar to get reception for disney channel to watch That So Raven. Nah fam before i continue let me clarify that every real nigga watched that show cause raven was thick as fuck and i wanted to see myself in her future tearing it up. This night started when i had a bad dream about getting crossed in ball. Actually it wasn’t a dream because when i woke up i had my ankle brace on. I was fat at the time so i went to the kitchen to eat the twinkles off the top of the fridge. I turn on the tv eating my twinkie when i remember my bro Kev telling me about channel 512. I turned to it and saw my first porno “ Busty Cops‘’. I thought it was boring untill these bitches started fckin the criminals. To be safe U had the last channel on Aqua teen hunger force. I'm sitting there wondering why they not showing no private parts? Deception. Im watching these bitches play in the bath tub when i feel a dark presence behind me. Power levels had me trembling i press last on the remote smoothly when i heard “turn it back guy". it was my grandpa. I thought it was a rhetorical question when this nigga grabbed my neck and said “do it boy". I felt like a hostage plus he was in the army too so i knew he would have knocked me out the way they do in battlefield. I changed it back. you know i thought he was gonna tear my ass up. Nigga ended up watching it with me. That was the first time we spent quality time together. See there is good that can come out of porn. 2 days later my grandma caught him watching that shit. smh he got hooked and fvcked it up for us. We no longer have HBO.

if you never did this and you a guy you a straight bitch( Riley freeman voice). It was around the time we first got cable in my house. I was...