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My: My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.
My: My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.

My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.

My: Let me sing you the song of my people
My: Let me sing you the song of my people

Let me sing you the song of my people

My: Quarantine is rough. Lucky to have my boy Spalding with me.
My: Quarantine is rough. Lucky to have my boy Spalding with me.

Quarantine is rough. Lucky to have my boy Spalding with me.

My: Love you, Granny! My first post here, be nice guys…
My: Love you, Granny! My first post here, be nice guys…

Love you, Granny! My first post here, be nice guys…

My: At Least my brother thinks I’m genius in math.
My: At Least my brother thinks I’m genius in math.

At Least my brother thinks I’m genius in math.

My: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..
My: Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

Maybe it’s just the demon under my bed..

My: In loving memory of my grandfather
My: In loving memory of my grandfather

In loving memory of my grandfather

My: The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs
My: The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs

The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs

My: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.
My: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

My: awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)
My: awesomacious:

Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

My: My whole life is a lie
My: My whole life is a lie

My whole life is a lie

My: awesomacious: I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes
My: awesomacious:

I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes

awesomacious: I did this to my dinosaur who had long eye lashes

My: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24
My: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My: If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.
My: If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.

If my summer gets ruined at least me and the boys can game.

My: She ended up in my bed and needless to say..she was bitterly disappointed.
My: She ended up in my bed and needless to say..she was bitterly disappointed.

She ended up in my bed and needless to say..she was bitterly disappointed.

My: Sums up my experience at work
My: Sums up my experience at work

Sums up my experience at work

My: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24
My: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
My: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself:...

My: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏
My: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

My: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey
My: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

My: mY cAt Is A cHoNkY bOy !!1!1!1!
My: mY cAt Is A cHoNkY bOy !!1!1!1!

mY cAt Is A cHoNkY bOy !!1!1!1!

My: beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny
My: beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

beyoncescock:saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

My: This does bring a smile to my face
My: This does bring a smile to my face

This does bring a smile to my face

My: plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 
My: plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 

plinnerofficial:How I argue with my BFF 😁 #friendshipgoals 

My: phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life -EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-
My: phy-sal:
khealywu:

adulthoodisokay:

[source]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life



-EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-

phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in...

My: Me to my friend: “Can I rubber duck you real quick?”
My: Me to my friend: “Can I rubber duck you real quick?”

Me to my friend: “Can I rubber duck you real quick?”

My: normal-horoscopes: trashcollectshere: normal-horoscopes: alchemicwizard: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: NOT TO DUNK ON THE ROSICRUCIANS BUT THE ROSY CROSS IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER  - HEBREW CHARACTERS FOR A CHRISTIAN ESOTERIC SYMBOL - FOUR USES OF THE ALKALAI SYMBOL BUT NO USES OF NITRE - NICE HEXAGRAM STAR TRUST US WE ARENT ANTISEMITIC - “WHAT IF WE INCORPORATED COLOR INTO THE WORKING?“ - INRI - “IS THERE A SYMBOL FOR AIR?“ “IDK DUDE JUST DRAW A BIRD“ - “WHAT ABOUT WATER?“ “DUDE JUST PICK A WATER ZODIAC“ - “WHICH WATER ZODIAC?“ “IT DOESN’T MATTER“ - “PUT GOLD OVER THE R IN REX SO PEOPLE KNOW ITS IMPORTANT“ - OCCULT GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION Literally every aspect of it is just awful. My Hebrew isnt as good as it should be but I’m 99% certain that Hebrew is complete gibberish. ALSO the water symbol looks like aquarius which I’m sure pretty much everyone is aware is an air sign. What a fucking mess. I remember when we studied these losers in my art and occulture class I had to leave the room because I was laughing too hard at how much they suck. IT IS GIBBERISH BC ITS JUST THE ENTIRE ALPHABETWHICH IS LIKE AN INSECURE CHEF GETTING NERVOUS AND JUST PUTTING EVERY SEASONING THEY HAVE INTO THE POT I dont do occult stuff but i assume this is a mess to look at knowing the meaning but. Not knowing? The colors are awful, the symbols are placed carefully but look hard to decipher. The letters are hard to read and all around this could probably be replaced with something much easier to comphrehend and use. EXACTLYTHIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “GOOD” AND “BAD” SIGILWORKTO SOMEONE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE OCCULT THE ROSY CROSS /FEELS/ LIKE IT HAS POWER BUT IT ALSO FEELS JUMBLED MESSY OVERLY COMPLICATED AND JUST PLAIN UGLY WHEN IT COMES TO SIGILWORK INTRICACY = POWER BUT CLARITY = ACCURACY AND THE ROSY CROSS FAILS ON BOTH FRONTS
My: normal-horoscopes:

trashcollectshere:
normal-horoscopes:


alchemicwizard:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:
NOT TO DUNK ON THE ROSICRUCIANS BUT THE ROSY CROSS IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER
 - HEBREW CHARACTERS FOR A CHRISTIAN ESOTERIC SYMBOL - FOUR USES OF THE ALKALAI SYMBOL BUT NO USES OF NITRE - NICE HEXAGRAM STAR TRUST US WE ARENT ANTISEMITIC - “WHAT IF WE INCORPORATED COLOR INTO THE WORKING?“ - INRI - “IS THERE A SYMBOL FOR AIR?“ “IDK DUDE JUST DRAW A BIRD“ - “WHAT ABOUT WATER?“ “DUDE JUST PICK A WATER ZODIAC“ - “WHICH WATER ZODIAC?“ “IT DOESN’T MATTER“ - “PUT GOLD OVER THE R IN REX SO PEOPLE KNOW ITS IMPORTANT“ - OCCULT GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION

Literally every aspect of it is just awful. My Hebrew isnt as good as it should be but I’m 99% certain that Hebrew is complete gibberish. 
ALSO the water symbol looks like aquarius which I’m sure pretty much everyone is aware is an air sign. What a fucking mess. 
I remember when we studied these losers in my art and occulture class I had to leave the room because I was laughing too hard at how much they suck. 

IT IS GIBBERISH BC ITS JUST THE ENTIRE ALPHABETWHICH IS LIKE AN INSECURE CHEF GETTING NERVOUS AND JUST PUTTING EVERY SEASONING THEY HAVE INTO THE POT 



I dont do occult stuff but i assume this is a mess to look at knowing the meaning but. Not knowing? The colors are awful, the symbols are placed carefully but look hard to decipher. The letters are hard to read and all around this could probably be replaced with something much easier to comphrehend and use.

EXACTLYTHIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “GOOD” AND “BAD” SIGILWORKTO SOMEONE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE OCCULT THE ROSY CROSS /FEELS/ LIKE IT HAS POWER BUT IT ALSO FEELS JUMBLED MESSY OVERLY COMPLICATED AND JUST PLAIN UGLY WHEN IT COMES TO SIGILWORK INTRICACY = POWER BUT CLARITY = ACCURACY AND THE ROSY CROSS FAILS ON BOTH FRONTS

normal-horoscopes: trashcollectshere: normal-horoscopes: alchemicwizard: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: NOT TO DUNK ON THE RO...

My: take my strong hand
My: take my strong hand

take my strong hand

My: y’all remember when YG dropped My Karen??
My: y’all remember when YG dropped My Karen??

y’all remember when YG dropped My Karen??

My: sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
My: sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

My: My only successful tinder date tbh
My: My only successful tinder date tbh

My only successful tinder date tbh

My: Excuse my lame photoshop skills
My: Excuse my lame photoshop skills

Excuse my lame photoshop skills

My: Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.
My: Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

My: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
My: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My: Always pulling my leg
My: Always pulling my leg

Always pulling my leg

My: plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)
My: plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)

plinnerofficial:The type of intruders I want in my home (Don’t call the police though!🧐)

My: Huh, my dirty hacks are not that bad after all!
My: Huh, my dirty hacks are not that bad after all!

Huh, my dirty hacks are not that bad after all!

My: This spun so fast it hurt my neck
My: This spun so fast it hurt my neck

This spun so fast it hurt my neck

My: bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit: krakkenchaos: swindontownswoodilypooper: petrovasinspace: f-i-v-e-byfive: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: ilovecountryeverything: titaniumbovine: peaceroxi: steveisoncrack: HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.  Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks …I had plans today but now. THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK. FUCK THIS GAME LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!! IT’S BACK WHY IS THIS BACK WHYYYYY oh shit I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas Ohmygod It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD i think this is gonna be a problem i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she  I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection I am on a dock by a bay the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base
My: bunjywunjy:
lostinhistory:

bidet-of-evil:

officialukulele:


nogoawayok:

penguinsstealingsanity:


that-ships-hellabig:


phanfruit:


krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY


Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas


Ohmygod


It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD


i think this is gonna be a problem

i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she 


I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection 

I am on a dock by a bay



the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base

bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit:...

My: Made my day
My: Made my day

Made my day

My: Where my wallet
My: Where my wallet

Where my wallet

My: Spotted this in my city
My: Spotted this in my city

Spotted this in my city

My: Where my wallet by eyerollingsex MORE MEMES
My: Where my wallet by eyerollingsex
MORE MEMES

Where my wallet by eyerollingsex MORE MEMES

My: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)
My: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

My: Meanwhile, there’s still a shortage of tests in my county
My: Meanwhile, there’s still a shortage of tests in my county

Meanwhile, there’s still a shortage of tests in my county

My: Celebrating my birthday today…
My: Celebrating my birthday today…

Celebrating my birthday today…