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Bad, Doctor, and Gif: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3- 7 days That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them You will get horrible mood swings You get headaches Backaches e e e e e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even touch them You get acne everywhere Your actual vagina could be sore Your feel constantly tired You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon e e e You can't lay a certain way in bed e e e You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help You bloat and gain weight You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl be deadly e You never feel ful e Everything irritates you e You will cry a lot Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/ You're forced to go to school/work You get told that you're overreacting e but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too cas-kingdom: fluidityandgiggles: kittyinhighheels: homolesbians: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome: What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL THEY ARE NOT IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods. i get really sick every time…… not fun Dont forget shivers while also being boiling, clutching a hot waterbottle to try and soothe the pain even though you feel incredibly overheated.And, idk if this happens for people without sensory disorders, or even all people with sensory disorders, but my senses can go absolutely haywire sometimes.Oh and we have to pay a shitload of money so we dont bleed on everything everwhere we go :\\
Bad, Doctor, and Gif: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-
 7 days
 That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a
 cup
 a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial
 tissue
 You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit
 and/or pass out from them
 You will get horrible mood swings
 You get headaches
 Backaches
 e
 e
 e
 e
 e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even
 touch them
 You get acne everywhere
 Your actual vagina could be sore
 Your feel constantly tired
 You have a constant fear of soaking through your
 pad/tampon
 e
 e
 e
 You can't lay a certain way in bed
 e
 e
 e
 You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help
 You bloat and gain weight
 You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can
 not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl
 be deadly
 e You never feel ful
 e Everything irritates you
 e You will cry a lot
 Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity
 has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the
 night will now rush out of you causing you to clench
 your legs tightly to avoid leaking
 You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/
 You're forced to go to school/work
 You get told that you're overreacting
 e
 but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too
cas-kingdom:

fluidityandgiggles:

kittyinhighheels:

homolesbians:

shingeki-no-nononono:

thatgirlmustbeawesome:

What’s so bad about periods

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”




STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL
THEY ARE NOT
IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR
I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS 


I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods.

i get really sick every time…… not fun


Dont forget shivers while also being boiling, clutching a hot waterbottle to try and soothe the pain even though you feel incredibly overheated.And, idk if this happens for people without sensory disorders, or even all people with sensory disorders, but my senses can go absolutely haywire sometimes.Oh and we have to pay a shitload of money so we dont bleed on everything everwhere we go :\\

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Being Alone, America, and Apparently: I brought this in because the School cannot OFord soap. ess you Hands Feeling Soft FL0 236 mb bandbandbandbandbandbamd: mehofkirkwall: lost-carcosa: hntrgurl13: stariousfalls: jolenemeghan: bailieinabottle: sonicmeplease: yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: theoneandonlystraycat: letmeshinebright: derinthemadscientist: gooseweasel: derinthemadscientist: averyoddfishindeed: derinthemadscientist: bluecinnamonbunzuh: evanj2014: flyfella: leviathans-in-the-tardis: me-myself-and-will: carrot0nesie: ladies and gentlemen, the american education system My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system. this is basically any public school in the world tbh bet the football teams have new equiptment though Whoop there it is No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much. This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools?  A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated. That… That can’t possibly be right.  My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM?? FOOTBALL OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms. American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why. I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students. You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration. Our theater program funding was cut to send our football team to St. Louis. They didn’t win anything but they tried really hard so they deserved a team trip. If this shit happened in England there would uproar I went to a private school where I was the French Club President, and our advisor was privately informed that all of the money we had been raising all year long would be absorbed into the Athletic Fund if there was anything left at the end of the school year. In response to this injustice, we decided to make an annual event a month before school ended where we would all go the Refectory (aka a fancy French restaurant in the city) and spend every single cent of our hard earned treasury. Like, this was just ONE instance that affected me personally. Things like this happen all the time in the United States. All throughout my experience with public schools in America (all 14 years of it), I always remembered that when we had to buy our own school supplies, and we were always told to buy classroom supplies like kleenexs, soap, hand sanitizers, and more. Because once the classroom ran out of this stuff we had nothing. And once I got into high school no one ever brought this stuff for the classrooms so I always found mucus rubbed on the walls in some classrooms and bathrooms and it’s was absolutely disgusting. And guess where all our money from the state went to? The high school football team. Within the past year or so our taxes went up because my old high school expanded the football field’s bleachers/seating. Also, despite all of our signatures in our town for a petition to prevent a ‘student activity center’ being built next to the school where it would be for the most important student athletes, the school got their way. And guess who doesn’t have enough money to support their programs? The fine arts programs. I had friends who were in choir, band, etc. that had to find ways to raise money for their programs since the school never cared to fund them. It’s either that, or the teachers pull money off of their paycheck to provide supplies for their students (and public school teachers don’t have good salaries anyways in the US), whereas the school uses all their state funds for the football team. It’s ridiculous, and I’m glad I’m no longer in high school having to deal with a school who worships their football team, while all the other programs suffer to remain in the school. I haven’t been in highschool in 7 years but my brother is currently in highschool. Apparently the school is in much worse condition than when I left, with some classes having lessons outside because the a/c was busted and the school refused to fix it. Programs related to art are royally screwed and have to raise their own money or find their own supplies. We had to go DUMPSTER DIVING for art supplies. In Pom (dance team) we had to raise our own money for a Disney trip despite Disney having invited us to perform after we had won multiple state championships. Same happened to the cheer team the following year after I graduated. Performing arts often has to make their own sets from whatever scrap gets donated or gets found by teachers/students. We had to raise all kinds of money and were forced to reduce prices of tickets for performances because “people shouldn’t have to pay that much for a show” by the school (our shows were $10). Band is still in the same shitty facility as it was when I was there with shitty acoustics and shittier uniforms. But you can bet your ass the football team got all kinds of goodies. Like new equipment, new uniforms, new gym equipment and A FUCKING INDOOR FOOTBALL FIELD! Our team sucked when I was in highschool and they still suck now. The school is letting teachers go due to budget cuts but they’re STILL hiring a new coach just because the last one (who had only been there a year) didn’t win a championship (which football hasn’t won a championship in almost 30 years). Coaches get paid more than regular teachers even if they don’t teach a subject aside from football. They also often bully other teachers into boosting a students’ grade just so they won’t be ineligible to play an upcoming game. This is why I hate highschool football. In America it’s seen as a religion. Football takes priority before EVERYTHING even though hardly any students have a career in football after highschool or college. Even though most scholarships are based on academics and OTHER extra curricular activities. But fuck that, the football team gets all the money. Fuck football. Infographic: Is Your State’s Highest-Paid Employee A Coach? (Probably) There is a reason people who didn’t play sports in school hated people who did with a fucking passion Our band won 1st all season and it was hardly mentioned meanwhile football getting 4th was top priority on the announcements. Plus, the entire instrumental music program ran out of funds 3 months in. We are one of the highest funded music programs in the district.
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ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.

This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? 

A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.

That…
That can’t possibly be right. 

My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??
FOOTBALL
OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP
DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.


American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.


I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.
You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.


Our theater program funding was cut to send our football team to St. Louis. They didn’t win anything but they tried really hard so they deserved a team trip.


If this shit happened in England there would uproar


I went to a private school where I was the French Club President, and our advisor was privately informed that all of the money we had been raising all year long would be absorbed into the Athletic Fund if there was anything left at the end of the school year. In response to this injustice, we decided to make an annual event a month before school ended where we would all go the Refectory (aka a fancy French restaurant in the city) and spend every single cent of our hard earned treasury. Like, this was just ONE instance that affected me personally. Things like this happen all the time in the United States.


All throughout my experience with public schools in America (all 14 years of it), I always remembered that when we had to buy our own school supplies, and we were always told to buy classroom supplies like kleenexs, soap, hand sanitizers, and more. Because once the classroom ran out of this stuff we had nothing. And once I got into high school no one ever brought this stuff for the classrooms so I always found mucus rubbed on the walls in some classrooms and bathrooms and it’s was absolutely disgusting.
And guess where all our money from the state went to? The high school football team. Within the past year or so our taxes went up because my old high school expanded the football field’s bleachers/seating. Also, despite all of our signatures in our town for a petition to prevent a ‘student activity center’ being built next to the school where it would be for the most important student athletes, the school got their way. And guess who doesn’t have enough money to support their programs? The fine arts programs. I had friends who were in choir, band, etc. that had to find ways to raise money for their programs since the school never cared to fund them. It’s either that, or the teachers pull money off of their paycheck to provide supplies for their students (and public school teachers don’t have good salaries anyways in the US), whereas the school uses all their state funds for the football team. It’s ridiculous, and I’m glad I’m no longer in high school having to deal with a school who worships their football team, while all the other programs suffer to remain in the school.


I haven’t been in highschool in 7 years but my brother is currently in highschool. Apparently the school is in much worse condition than when I left, with some classes having lessons outside because the a/c was busted and the school refused to fix it. Programs related to art are royally screwed and have to raise their own money or find their own supplies. We had to go DUMPSTER DIVING for art supplies. In Pom (dance team) we had to raise our own money for a Disney trip despite Disney having invited us to perform after we had won multiple state championships. Same happened to the cheer team the following year after I graduated. Performing arts often has to make their own sets from whatever scrap gets donated or gets found by teachers/students. We had to raise all kinds of money and were forced to reduce prices of tickets for performances because “people shouldn’t have to pay that much for a show” by the school (our shows were $10). Band is still in the same shitty facility as it was when I was there with shitty acoustics and shittier uniforms. But you can bet your ass the football team got all kinds of goodies. Like new equipment, new uniforms, new gym equipment and A FUCKING INDOOR FOOTBALL FIELD! Our team sucked when I was in highschool and they still suck now. The school is letting teachers go due to budget cuts but they’re STILL hiring a new coach just because the last one (who had only been there a year) didn’t win a championship (which football hasn’t won a championship in almost 30 years). Coaches get paid more than regular teachers even if they don’t teach a subject aside from football. They also often bully other teachers into boosting a students’ grade just so they won’t be ineligible to play an upcoming game. This is why I hate highschool football. In America it’s seen as a religion. Football takes priority before EVERYTHING even though hardly any students have a career in football after highschool or college. Even though most scholarships are based on academics and OTHER extra curricular activities. But fuck that, the football team gets all the money. Fuck football.

Infographic: Is Your State’s Highest-Paid Employee A Coach? (Probably)

There is a reason people who didn’t play sports in school hated people who did with a fucking passion


Our band won 1st all season and it was hardly mentioned meanwhile football getting 4th was top priority on the announcements. Plus, the entire instrumental music program ran out of funds 3 months in. We are one of the highest funded music programs in the district.

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North American Education system.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is basically any public school in the world tbh</p> </blockquote> <p>bet the football teams have new equiptment though</p> </blockquote> <p>Whoop there it is</p> </blockquote> <p>No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? </p> </blockquote> <p>A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.</p> </blockquote> <p>That…</p> <p>That can’t possibly be right. </p> </blockquote> <p>My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. <br/><br/>They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. <br/><br/>And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. </p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??</p> <p>FOOTBALL</p> <p>OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING</p> <p>SCHOOL SHOOTINGS</p> <p>CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP</p> <p>DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL</p> </blockquote> <p>A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.</p> </blockquote> <p>American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.</p> <p>You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.</p> </blockquote> <p>Our theater program funding was cut to send our football team to St. Louis. They didn’t win anything but they tried really hard so they deserved a team trip.</p> </blockquote> <p>If this shit happened in England there would uproar</p> </blockquote> <p>I went to a private school where I was the French Club President, and our advisor was privately informed that all of the money we had been raising all year long would be absorbed into the Athletic Fund if there was anything left at the end of the school year. In response to this injustice, we decided to make an annual event a month before school ended where we would all go the Refectory (aka a fancy French restaurant in the city) and spend every single cent of our hard earned treasury. Like, this was just ONE instance that affected me personally. Things like this happen all the time in the United States.</p> </blockquote> <p>All throughout my experience with public schools in America (all 14 years of it), I always remembered that when we had to buy our own school supplies, and we were always told to buy classroom supplies like kleenexs, soap, hand sanitizers, and more. Because once the classroom ran out of this stuff we had nothing. And once I got into high school no one ever brought this stuff for the classrooms so I always found mucus rubbed on the walls in some classrooms and bathrooms and it’s was absolutely disgusting.</p> <p>And guess where all our money from the state went to? The high school football team. Within the past year or so our taxes went up because my old high school expanded the football field’s bleachers/seating. Also, despite all of our signatures in our town for a petition to prevent a ‘student activity center’ being built next to the school where it would be for the most important student athletes, the school got their way. And guess who doesn’t have enough money to support their programs? The fine arts programs. I had friends who were in choir, band, etc. that had to find ways to raise money for their programs since the school never cared to fund them. It’s either that, or the teachers pull money off of their paycheck to provide supplies for their students (and public school teachers don’t have good salaries anyways in the US), whereas the school uses all their state funds for the football team. It’s ridiculous, and I’m glad I’m no longer in high school having to deal with a school who worships their football team, while all the other programs suffer to remain in the school.</p> </blockquote> <p>I haven’t been in highschool in 7 years but my brother is currently in highschool. Apparently the school is in much worse condition than when I left, with some classes having lessons outside because the a/c was busted and the school refused to fix it. Programs related to art are royally screwed and have to raise their own money or find their own supplies. We had to go DUMPSTER DIVING for art supplies. In Pom (dance team) we had to raise our own money for a Disney trip despite Disney having invited us to perform after we had won multiple state championships. Same happened to the cheer team the following year after I graduated. Performing arts often has to make their own sets from whatever scrap gets donated or gets found by teachers/students. We had to raise all kinds of money and were forced to reduce prices of tickets for performances because “people shouldn’t have to pay that much for a show” by the school (our shows were $10). Band is still in the same shitty facility as it was when I was there with shitty acoustics and shittier uniforms. But you can bet your ass the football team got all kinds of goodies. Like new equipment, new uniforms, new gym equipment and A FUCKING INDOOR FOOTBALL FIELD! Our team sucked when I was in highschool and they still suck now. The school is letting teachers go due to budget cuts but they’re STILL hiring a new coach just because the last one (who had only been there a year) didn’t win a championship (which football hasn’t won a championship in almost 30 years). Coaches get paid more than regular teachers even if they don’t teach a subject aside from football. They also often bully other teachers into boosting a students’ grade just so they won’t be ineligible to play an upcoming game. This is why I hate highschool football. In America it’s seen as a religion. Football takes priority before EVERYTHING even though hardly any students have a career in football after highschool or college. Even though most scholarships are based on academics and OTHER extra curricular activities. But fuck that, the football team gets all the money. Fuck football.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://deadspin.com/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228">Infographic: Is Your State’s Highest-Paid Employee A Coach? (Probably)</a><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/422242ca573ad462015e03e15d00f057/tumblr_inline_os5wh36aI01rnwncb_540.jpg" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote> <i>infographic: is <br/>your state’s highest-paid employee <br/>a coach (probably) </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku<sup>^bot<sup>^8. <sup>I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. <sup>Sometimes I make mistakes.</sup></sup></sup></sup> | <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mzFrAnMlCtdcbl2l6MX8Fsw">@image-transcribing-bot</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr3TgOfcQwUw5HUyvmSwGZQ">@portmanteau-bot</a> | <a href="mailto:thathaikubot@gmail.com"><u>Contact</u></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeWmSLRhkoo9PmE"><b><u>HAIKU BOT NO</u></b></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/l2RnFnR3Bwgjpb1FS"><u>Good bot!</u></a> | Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote> <p>My school was the same as all this shit. Not enough books to go around, not enough teachers, no enough caregivers for the mentally handicapped, but hey, we got a new half million dollar track and field for no fucking reason. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m still surprised by this, because I believed it was normal to spend 300€ each year in textbooks, and high school is even more expensive, maybe 400€. (I live in Southern Europe). </p> <p>How it works? The textbooks are school property? </p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah textbooks are paid for and provided by the school </p> </blockquote> <p>See my school was always the opposite of this… Well funded in pretty much every area except sports lol. In fact the departments that got the most funding were the arts, theater especially. I guess it’s just a school full of nerds? I mean our best varsity team was always robotics if that tells you anything… Honestly though the problem isn’t how much money the school’s being given usually, it’s how that money’s being spent. If all your money’s going towards sports while the rest of the school is falling apart, there’s a problem.</p></blockquote> <p>At the school where I teach we are always running out of things. Once we ran out of paper towels and we were out for like half a month.</p>
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<p>My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.</p>
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<p>this is basically any public school in the world tbh</p>
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<p>bet the football teams have new equiptment though</p>
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<p>Whoop there it is</p>
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<p>No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.</p>
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<p>This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? </p>
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<p>A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.</p>
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<p>That…</p>
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<p>My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. <br/><br/>They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. <br/><br/>And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. </p>
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<p>A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.</p>
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<p>American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.</p>
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<p>I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.</p>
<p>You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.</p>
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<p>Our theater program funding was cut to send our football team to St. Louis. They didn’t win anything but they tried really hard so they deserved a team trip.</p>
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<p>If this shit happened in England there would uproar</p>
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<p>I went to a private school where I was the French Club President, and our advisor was privately informed that all of the money we had been raising all year long would be absorbed into the Athletic Fund if there was anything left at the end of the school year. In response to this injustice, we decided to make an annual event a month before school ended where we would all go the Refectory (aka a fancy French restaurant in the city) and spend every single cent of our hard earned treasury. Like, this was just ONE instance that affected me personally. Things like this happen all the time in the United States.</p>
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<p>All throughout my experience with public schools in America (all 14 years of it), I always remembered that when we had to buy our own school supplies, and we were always told to buy classroom supplies like kleenexs, soap, hand sanitizers, and more. Because once the classroom ran out of this stuff we had nothing. And once I got into high school no one ever brought this stuff for the classrooms so I always found mucus rubbed on the walls in some classrooms and bathrooms and it’s was absolutely disgusting.</p>
<p>And guess where all our money from the state went to? The high school football team. Within the past year or so our taxes went up because my old high school expanded the football field’s bleachers/seating. Also, despite all of our signatures in our town for a petition to prevent a ‘student activity center’ being built next to the school where it would be for the most important student athletes, the school got their way. And guess who doesn’t have enough money to support their programs? The fine arts programs. I had friends who were in choir, band, etc. that had to find ways to raise money for their programs since the school never cared to fund them. It’s either that, or the teachers pull money off of their paycheck to provide supplies for their students (and public school teachers don’t have good salaries anyways in the US), whereas the school uses all their state funds for the football team. It’s ridiculous, and I’m glad I’m no longer in high school having to deal with a school who worships their football team, while all the other programs suffer to remain in the school.</p>
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<p>I haven’t been in highschool in 7 years but my brother is currently in highschool. Apparently the school is in much worse condition than when I left, with some classes having lessons outside because the a/c was busted and the school refused to fix it. Programs related to art are royally screwed and have to raise their own money or find their own supplies. We had to go DUMPSTER DIVING for art supplies. In Pom (dance team) we had to raise our own money for a Disney trip despite Disney having invited us to perform after we had won multiple state championships. Same happened to the cheer team the following year after I graduated. Performing arts often has to make their own sets from whatever scrap gets donated or gets found by teachers/students. We had to raise all kinds of money and were forced to reduce prices of tickets for performances because “people shouldn’t have to pay that much for a show” by the school (our shows were $10). Band is still in the same shitty facility as it was when I was there with shitty acoustics and shittier uniforms. But you can bet your ass the football team got all kinds of goodies. Like new equipment, new uniforms, new gym equipment and A FUCKING INDOOR FOOTBALL FIELD! Our team sucked when I was in highschool and they still suck now. The school is letting teachers go due to budget cuts but they’re STILL hiring a new coach just because the last one (who had only been there a year) didn’t win a championship (which football hasn’t won a championship in almost 30 years). Coaches get paid more than regular teachers even if they don’t teach a subject aside from football. They also often bully other teachers into boosting a students’ grade just so they won’t be ineligible to play an upcoming game. This is why I hate highschool football. In America it’s seen as a religion. Football takes priority before EVERYTHING even though hardly any students have a career in football after highschool or college. Even though most scholarships are based on academics and OTHER extra curricular activities. But fuck that, the football team gets all the money. Fuck football.</p>
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<p>My school was the same as all this shit. Not enough books to go around, not enough teachers, no enough caregivers for the mentally handicapped, but hey, we got a new half million dollar track and field for no fucking reason. </p>
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<p>I’m still surprised by this, because I believed it was normal to spend 300€ each year in textbooks, and high school is even more expensive, maybe 400€. (I live in Southern Europe). </p>
<p>How it works? The textbooks are school property? </p>
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<p>Yeah textbooks are paid for and provided by the school </p>
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<p>See my school was always the opposite of this… Well funded in pretty much every area except sports lol. In fact the departments that got the most funding were the arts, theater especially. I guess it’s just a school full of nerds? I mean our best varsity team was always robotics if that tells you anything… Honestly though the problem isn’t how much money the school’s being given usually, it’s how that money’s being spent. If all your money’s going towards sports while the rest of the school is falling apart, there’s a problem.</p></blockquote>

<p>At the school where I teach we are always running out of things. Once we ran out of paper towels and we were out for like half a month.</p>

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 sperm
 mucus
 seminal plasma
 prostate fluids
 testes
 Semen only contain about 10% sperm
 the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin c,
 calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid
 and fructose sugar
 Nutritional Facts
 Serving Size 1 teaspoon (~5 ml)
 Servings per Package: 3-5 at any time
 What men eat can affect the taste of their sperm
 Amount per serving
 bitter
 Calories
 20
 6 mg
 11 mg
 3 mg
 150 mg
 Total Fat
 acidic
 Total Carbohydrates
 Red meat, dairy products, onions, garlic, and coffee
 may cause sperm to taste bitter and acidic
 Cholesterol
 Protein
 *based on average human male
 ejaculation
 - sweet
 Foods containing natural sugars, such as fruits can
 make the sperm taste sweeter

 The average volume of semen per
 ejaculation is 1 teaspoon...
 ..each teaspoon of semen can contain
 about 200 to 500 million sperm
 rat 50
 rabbit280
 human280
 AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM
 PER EJACULATE (in millions)
 sheep
 1000
 cow
 3000
 pig
 8000
 0
 2000
 4000
 6000
 8000
 The average speed of semen at
 the moment of ejaculation is 31 mph...
 faster than a Peruvian iaauar

 The human male ejaculates an
 average distance of
 7 to 10 inches
 the world record for the
 farthest splooge
 is 18 feet
 5 days
 the number of days
 sperm can live inside a woman
 Sperm has a
 pH of 7.2 to 8
 3 hours
 It is estimated that
 5% of women are
 allergic to semen
 the number of hours sperm
 can live on a toilet seat
 The Etoro people of Papua New Guinea it is
 believed that to become sexually mature men,
 young boys must swallow the semen of their
 elders
<p>Datos para enseñar a tu esposa&hellip; o no.</p>

Datos para enseñar a tu esposa… o no.

Bad, Gif, and Mood: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3- 7 days That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them You will get horrible mood swings You get headaches Backaches e e e e e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even touch them You get acne everywhere Your actual vagina could be sore Your feel constantly tired You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon e e e You can't lay a certain way in bed e e e You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help You bloat and gain weight You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl be deadly e You never feel ful e Everything irritates you e You will cry a lot Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/ You're forced to go to school/work You get told that you're overreacting e but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too kate-hylians-posts: homolesbians: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome: What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” That GOT GIF at the end!
Bad, Gif, and Mood: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-
 7 days
 That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a
 cup
 a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial
 tissue
 You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit
 and/or pass out from them
 You will get horrible mood swings
 You get headaches
 Backaches
 e
 e
 e
 e
 e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even
 touch them
 You get acne everywhere
 Your actual vagina could be sore
 Your feel constantly tired
 You have a constant fear of soaking through your
 pad/tampon
 e
 e
 e
 You can't lay a certain way in bed
 e
 e
 e
 You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help
 You bloat and gain weight
 You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can
 not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl
 be deadly
 e You never feel ful
 e Everything irritates you
 e You will cry a lot
 Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity
 has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the
 night will now rush out of you causing you to clench
 your legs tightly to avoid leaking
 You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/
 You're forced to go to school/work
 You get told that you're overreacting
 e
 but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too
kate-hylians-posts:

homolesbians:

shingeki-no-nononono:

thatgirlmustbeawesome:

What’s so bad about periods

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”




That GOT GIF at the end!

kate-hylians-posts: homolesbians: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome: What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’...

Anaconda, Facts, and Food: eattolivenottodie.com io eattolivenotto die The Plantain and Cavendish Bananas are e Burro Bananas and Baby Bananas are 100% Unnatural (man-made). They were crossbreed 100% Natural (alkaline). They were created by na by splicing the genes of two natural plants making ture not man. They contain electricity and essential them hybrids. In order to create an unnatural plant minerals. Potassium is their highest mineral content. you must combine two natural plants. This is done lt helps to improve brain functionality, bone health, by using starch, the process is called gene splicing. eart health, muscles, nerves, kidneys and bowel Starch is a chemical that converts into carbonic movement. It also lowers blood pressure, promotes acid when consumed. It causes mineral deficiencies weight loss and helps you to gain natural weight. which leads to diseases such as bone loss, diabetes, You can boil and eat them while they are green or cancer, high blood pressure, anemia etc. wait until they have ripened. Burro Banana 100% Natural 100% Alkaline Plantain 100% Unnatural 100% Hybrid Baby Banana 100% Natural 100% Alkaline Cavendish Banana 100% Unnatural 100% Hybrid HIDDEN FACTS ON EAT TO LIVE HEALTH & NOT TO DIE NUTRITION @Regrann from @forgetwhatyaheard - @eattolivenottodie ・・・ There are only two types of food on the planet. Non-mucus forming and mucus-forming. In other words, Alkaline or Acid. Your body knows it but your tongue doesn't. Don't eat for taste, eat for nutrition. You will live a longer and happier life. Its not our fault that we don't know what foods are unnatural and which are natural. Once upon a time we did not need to know because EVERYTHING was natural. All Hybrid foods have a release date just like albums, films, video games etc. They are man-made and distributed around the world so that people would think they are natural and was always here. If you are not told you will never know. It's all about making money by keeping people sick. All Hybrid foods are acidic. They will slowly destroy the mucus membrane (your body), making way for disease. Your body is too powerful for food to harm you IMMEDIATELY, but over a long period of time it will INDEFINITELY threaten your life. If you have been eating any hybrid foods there is no need to be scared, all you have to do is stop eating it. The food you eat can be the fastest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison. Our research is from Dr Sebi, his teachings provides us with the knowledge and overstanding that we deliver to you. We do this for those who care about eating to live. Please share our findings as we are obligated to share our findings with you, The People. The truth is not for everyone, some people would prefer to ignore the truth and stay igno-rant. What one believes effects no one but the believer. Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens. fruits veggies vegetables exercise eatclean nomeat eatclean glutenfree veganism vegetarian plantbased healthy cleaneating organic vegan herbivore paleo protein fitness health healthychoice healthlylifestyle electricfood alkaline nutrition eattolive instahealth knowthyself prevention is better than cure drsebi
Anaconda, Facts, and Food: eattolivenottodie.com
 io eattolivenotto die
 The Plantain and
 Cavendish Bananas
 are
 e Burro Bananas and Baby Bananas are
 100% Unnatural (man-made). They were crossbreed
 100% Natural (alkaline). They were created by na
 by splicing the genes of two natural plants making
 ture not man. They contain electricity and essential
 them hybrids. In order to create an unnatural plant minerals. Potassium is their highest mineral content.
 you must combine two natural plants. This is done lt helps to improve brain functionality, bone health,
 by using starch, the process is called gene splicing. eart
 health, muscles, nerves, kidneys and bowel
 Starch is a chemical that converts into carbonic
 movement. It also lowers blood pressure, promotes
 acid when consumed. It causes mineral deficiencies
 weight loss and helps you to gain natural weight.
 which leads to diseases such as bone loss, diabetes,
 You can boil and eat them while they are green or
 cancer, high blood pressure, anemia etc.
 wait until they have ripened.
 Burro Banana
 100% Natural
 100% Alkaline
 Plantain
 100% Unnatural
 100% Hybrid
 Baby Banana
 100% Natural
 100% Alkaline
 Cavendish Banana
 100% Unnatural
 100% Hybrid
 HIDDEN FACTS ON
 EAT TO
 LIVE
 HEALTH &
 NOT TO
 DIE
 NUTRITION
@Regrann from @forgetwhatyaheard - @eattolivenottodie ・・・ There are only two types of food on the planet. Non-mucus forming and mucus-forming. In other words, Alkaline or Acid. Your body knows it but your tongue doesn't. Don't eat for taste, eat for nutrition. You will live a longer and happier life. Its not our fault that we don't know what foods are unnatural and which are natural. Once upon a time we did not need to know because EVERYTHING was natural. All Hybrid foods have a release date just like albums, films, video games etc. They are man-made and distributed around the world so that people would think they are natural and was always here. If you are not told you will never know. It's all about making money by keeping people sick. All Hybrid foods are acidic. They will slowly destroy the mucus membrane (your body), making way for disease. Your body is too powerful for food to harm you IMMEDIATELY, but over a long period of time it will INDEFINITELY threaten your life. If you have been eating any hybrid foods there is no need to be scared, all you have to do is stop eating it. The food you eat can be the fastest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison. Our research is from Dr Sebi, his teachings provides us with the knowledge and overstanding that we deliver to you. We do this for those who care about eating to live. Please share our findings as we are obligated to share our findings with you, The People. The truth is not for everyone, some people would prefer to ignore the truth and stay igno-rant. What one believes effects no one but the believer. Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens. fruits veggies vegetables exercise eatclean nomeat eatclean glutenfree veganism vegetarian plantbased healthy cleaneating organic vegan herbivore paleo protein fitness health healthychoice healthlylifestyle electricfood alkaline nutrition eattolive instahealth knowthyself prevention is better than cure drsebi

@Regrann from @forgetwhatyaheard - @eattolivenottodie ・・・ There are only two types of food on the planet. Non-mucus forming and mucus-formin...

Memes, Pregnant, and Chase: These 11 Signs Say: You Are Probably Expecting a oto Grid Baby! Today’s regular check-ups and tests are 99% right. The technology is so advanced that they will tell you that something is cooking inside your body even before the “thing” happens. My grandmother and mother weren’t lucky enough to be pregnant in this world. They didn’t even know they are pregnant until that belly started to grow. The first sign that a woman is pregnant is waiting for her period to come. However, sometimes this sign could come knocking on the door and still you could be pregnant. I wanted to get deeper with this post. I wanted to escape from the usual signs like vomiting, period, and often urination. Let’s cut to the chase and take a look at these “you are probably pregnant” signs. 1.Increased Estrogen and Progesterone Levels These two hormones will decrease or stop the menstrual bleedings. 2. Vomiting Does Not Only Happen in the Mornings Oh yeah. This is probably the main reason why people confuse morning sickness with a stomach bug or food poisoning. Being pregnant means slower digestion. 3. Swollen and Sensitive Vagina The levels of cervical mucus you produce are thicker, and the result is a very sensitive vagina. All of this comes as a result of increased progesterone levels. 4. Increased Breast Size You thought your breasts get swollen when you are in your period? – Wait until you see what happens when you are expecting. The nipples get darker as they prepare for nursing your baby. The hormones inside of you make your breasts sensitive and bigger. If you were dreaming for larger breasts, they would continue growing through the pregnancy. 5. Menstrual Cramps Outside your Period Dates It lasts a couple of days as the process of implementation occurs. It’s the time when the fertilized egg attaches to the uterus lining. 6. Going to the Bathroom. A Lot. As the body produces more blood to support you and your baby growing inside of you, it will force the kidneys to filter more. 7. You Won’t Have a Problem Falling Asleep Anywhere and Anytime Your body spends energy working all day all night to make your womb a special place for your baby. It’s normal for the body to rest more
Memes, Pregnant, and Chase: These 11 Signs Say: You Are Probably Expecting a
 oto Grid
 Baby!
Today’s regular check-ups and tests are 99% right. The technology is so advanced that they will tell you that something is cooking inside your body even before the “thing” happens. My grandmother and mother weren’t lucky enough to be pregnant in this world. They didn’t even know they are pregnant until that belly started to grow. The first sign that a woman is pregnant is waiting for her period to come. However, sometimes this sign could come knocking on the door and still you could be pregnant. I wanted to get deeper with this post. I wanted to escape from the usual signs like vomiting, period, and often urination. Let’s cut to the chase and take a look at these “you are probably pregnant” signs. 1.Increased Estrogen and Progesterone Levels These two hormones will decrease or stop the menstrual bleedings. 2. Vomiting Does Not Only Happen in the Mornings Oh yeah. This is probably the main reason why people confuse morning sickness with a stomach bug or food poisoning. Being pregnant means slower digestion. 3. Swollen and Sensitive Vagina The levels of cervical mucus you produce are thicker, and the result is a very sensitive vagina. All of this comes as a result of increased progesterone levels. 4. Increased Breast Size You thought your breasts get swollen when you are in your period? – Wait until you see what happens when you are expecting. The nipples get darker as they prepare for nursing your baby. The hormones inside of you make your breasts sensitive and bigger. If you were dreaming for larger breasts, they would continue growing through the pregnancy. 5. Menstrual Cramps Outside your Period Dates It lasts a couple of days as the process of implementation occurs. It’s the time when the fertilized egg attaches to the uterus lining. 6. Going to the Bathroom. A Lot. As the body produces more blood to support you and your baby growing inside of you, it will force the kidneys to filter more. 7. You Won’t Have a Problem Falling Asleep Anywhere and Anytime Your body spends energy working all day all night to make your womb a special place for your baby. It’s normal for the body to rest more

Today’s regular check-ups and tests are 99% right. The technology is so advanced that they will tell you that something is cooking inside yo...

Bones, Memes, and Protein: You don't need dead bodies for a good body Vegan Wholefoods plantbased Meat @chakabars When I decided to only eat plants I was worried that I'd get skinny, also just eating vegan foods doesn't mean you are healthy, you gotta eat wholefoods & eat 51% raw. I've worked in 3 Gyms. In gyms everyone is an expert. "You need to get your protein in" says every guy with muscles ever, "The best protein comes from meat, eggs & Whey" we are conditioned to believe that. It's a myth btw. Look at who made up this misinformation & why. Corporate personal training courses, run by people who have never known how to eat holistically, prey on our insecurities, then they sell you something. Meat & dairy companies tell you that you aren't big enough-or getting enough nutrients, then they sell you their products. Calcium comes from the earth, plants grow on calcium, turn them into a liquid assimilable to humans-animals, we eat the plants & get the calcium. If you eat calcium on its own from the earth-animal, it doesn't mean you are going to gain more calcium, the body unlocks these minerals in groups, you need to increase all the minerals to gain more of one. Plants are the best at doing this. Remember the got milk campaign? They were just chatting sh*t. Humans are not designed to drink the milk of a cow. We barely absorb the calcium in cow’s milk (especially if pasteurised), in fact it actually increases calcium loss from the bones! Explanation: Like all animal protein, milk acidifies the body pH which in turn triggers a biological correction. Calcium is an excellent acid neutraliser & the biggest storage of calcium in the body is in the bones. So the very same calcium that our bones need to stay strong is utilised to neutralise the acidifying effect of milk. Once calcium is pulled out of the bones, it leaves the body via the urine, so that the surprising net result after this is an actual calcium deficit. People with the highest rate of osteoporosis are the biggest milk-whey protein consumers. Eating meat for gains is pseudo scientific nonsense, research vegan body builders-weight lifters. Not to mention what is in meat, It cause mucus & cancer but you still wana eat it for the sake of vanity. The world health organisation said this, not me. Research it chakabars
Bones, Memes, and Protein: You don't need dead bodies for a good body
 Vegan
 Wholefoods plantbased
 Meat
 @chakabars
When I decided to only eat plants I was worried that I'd get skinny, also just eating vegan foods doesn't mean you are healthy, you gotta eat wholefoods & eat 51% raw. I've worked in 3 Gyms. In gyms everyone is an expert. "You need to get your protein in" says every guy with muscles ever, "The best protein comes from meat, eggs & Whey" we are conditioned to believe that. It's a myth btw. Look at who made up this misinformation & why. Corporate personal training courses, run by people who have never known how to eat holistically, prey on our insecurities, then they sell you something. Meat & dairy companies tell you that you aren't big enough-or getting enough nutrients, then they sell you their products. Calcium comes from the earth, plants grow on calcium, turn them into a liquid assimilable to humans-animals, we eat the plants & get the calcium. If you eat calcium on its own from the earth-animal, it doesn't mean you are going to gain more calcium, the body unlocks these minerals in groups, you need to increase all the minerals to gain more of one. Plants are the best at doing this. Remember the got milk campaign? They were just chatting sh*t. Humans are not designed to drink the milk of a cow. We barely absorb the calcium in cow’s milk (especially if pasteurised), in fact it actually increases calcium loss from the bones! Explanation: Like all animal protein, milk acidifies the body pH which in turn triggers a biological correction. Calcium is an excellent acid neutraliser & the biggest storage of calcium in the body is in the bones. So the very same calcium that our bones need to stay strong is utilised to neutralise the acidifying effect of milk. Once calcium is pulled out of the bones, it leaves the body via the urine, so that the surprising net result after this is an actual calcium deficit. People with the highest rate of osteoporosis are the biggest milk-whey protein consumers. Eating meat for gains is pseudo scientific nonsense, research vegan body builders-weight lifters. Not to mention what is in meat, It cause mucus & cancer but you still wana eat it for the sake of vanity. The world health organisation said this, not me. Research it chakabars

When I decided to only eat plants I was worried that I'd get skinny, also just eating vegan foods doesn't mean you are healthy, you gotta ea...

Bad, Mood, and Period: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3- 7 days That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them You will get horrible mood swings You get headaches Backaches e e e e e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even touch them You get acne everywhere Your actual vagina could be sore Your feel constantly tired You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon e e e You can't lay a certain way in bed e e e You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help You bloat and gain weight You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl be deadly e You never feel ful e Everything irritates you e You will cry a lot Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/ You're forced to go to school/work You get told that you're overreacting e but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
Bad, Mood, and Period: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-
 7 days
 That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a
 cup
 a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial
 tissue
 You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit
 and/or pass out from them
 You will get horrible mood swings
 You get headaches
 Backaches
 e
 e
 e
 e
 e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even
 touch them
 You get acne everywhere
 Your actual vagina could be sore
 Your feel constantly tired
 You have a constant fear of soaking through your
 pad/tampon
 e
 e
 e
 You can't lay a certain way in bed
 e
 e
 e
 You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help
 You bloat and gain weight
 You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can
 not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl
 be deadly
 e You never feel ful
 e Everything irritates you
 e You will cry a lot
 Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity
 has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the
 night will now rush out of you causing you to clench
 your legs tightly to avoid leaking
 You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/
 You're forced to go to school/work
 You get told that you're overreacting
 e
 but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too
shingeki-no-nononono:

thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I ...

Feminism, Tumblr, and Blog: I NEED FEMINS BECAUse Women nenswak GET OVER BEAT <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fraudulentfeminist.tumblr.com/post/61060416496/i-need-feminism-because-women-menstruate-get">fraudulentfeminist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>&ldquo;I need feminism because… women menstruate - GET OVER IT&rdquo;<br/><br/></strong><span>Expecting people to not be grossed out by periods is like expecting people to not be grossed out by faeces, or pee, or vomit etc… As a general rule of thumb, any sort of fluid or substance that excretes itself from your body is going to be gross. </span><span>I don’t talk about my periods for the same reason I don’t talk about the sloppy dumps I take in the toilet bowl or the fluorescent coloured pee I spurt when I don’t drink enough water. </span><span>Just because periods happen exclusively to women doesn’t make them any more appealing. </span><span>Go sue Mother Nature if that bothers you so much. </span></p> <p>Periods are literally <span>blood, cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, endometrial tissue, chunky blot clots and an unfertilised egg or two all oozing out from a hole between your legs. </span><span>How is that not… Ew? How can you ever expect someone to not get over it? </span></p> <p><span>The only time periods should EVER be considered within feminist movements is when women are banned from public spheres and shunned for being “unclean” during that time of month (often it is due to superstition and religious traditions, mostly within <em>third world countries</em>). However, I don’t believe that was the particular issue being address by this photo, which is why I decided to post it.</span></p> </blockquote>
Feminism, Tumblr, and Blog: I NEED FEMINS
 BECAUse
 Women nenswak
 GET OVER
 BEAT
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fraudulentfeminist.tumblr.com/post/61060416496/i-need-feminism-because-women-menstruate-get">fraudulentfeminist</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong>&ldquo;I need feminism because… women menstruate - GET OVER IT&rdquo;<br/><br/></strong><span>Expecting people to not be grossed out by periods is like expecting people to not be grossed out by faeces, or pee, or vomit etc… As a general rule of thumb, any sort of fluid or substance that excretes itself from your body is going to be gross. </span><span>I don’t talk about my periods for the same reason I don’t talk about the sloppy dumps I take in the toilet bowl or the fluorescent coloured pee I spurt when I don’t drink enough water. </span><span>Just because periods happen exclusively to women doesn’t make them any more appealing. </span><span>Go sue Mother Nature if that bothers you so much. </span></p>
<p>Periods are literally <span>blood, cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, endometrial tissue, chunky blot clots and an unfertilised egg or two all oozing out from a hole between your legs. </span><span>How is that not… Ew? How can you ever expect someone to not get over it? </span></p>
<p><span>The only time periods should EVER be considered within feminist movements is when women are banned from public spheres and shunned for being “unclean” during that time of month (often it is due to superstition and religious traditions, mostly within <em>third world countries</em>). However, I don’t believe that was the particular issue being address by this photo, which is why I decided to post it.</span></p>
</blockquote>

fraudulentfeminist: “I need feminism because… women menstruate - GET OVER IT”Expecting people to not be grossed out by periods is like expe...