Me after opening up to someone: Wow, I feel so much better! That was a good idea.
Me lying in bed that night, realising what I’ve done: ht...
Don't forget to pay your theft today! #HappyTheftDay #TaxationIsTheft (CS)
Just hit 51% in the Rasmussen Poll, much higher than President Obama at same point. With all of the phony stories and Fake News, it’s hard t...
The worst feeling ever.. 😭😂 https://t.co/ph72lUn2eR
...Pretty Much! #BigGovSucks
Not In The Least - Seems Like They Weren't Much Help Anyways
Is he right or wrong? 🤔👇 https://t.co/llviGPOAZf
pretty much 😂 https://t.co/DxJxhAMVmz
Avril Lavigne: You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it. And all of the memories s...
By Hi JUDE
Chiellini asked the Real Madrid players: "How much did you pay for the penalty?" https://t.co/hF8iEcKn0X
...Pretty Ironic! #SocialismSucks
Thank you for your service.
Anime is the solution.
I had much more fun in 🇵🇷.
A summer letter written from my Abuela’s travel agency, Viajes Miranda, 1989 https://t.co/Pnlaw5zjQD
The Real Reason They Won't Allow Teachers To Protect Themselves & Their Students...
pretty much 😂 https://t.co/vConK2Sh2C
pretty much #GreysAnatomy https://t.co/By5sAyuD9e
Why did I spend so much time studying in college?
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
It isn't much fun, is it? You know, to be punished and demonized for the actions of another?
This was amazing. #HIMYM https://t.co/Kn7oz9dPU9
Thank you for your service. #respect
i make 1 tweet about The Emperors New Groove and Laura went wild https://t.co/XCG8P328Tc
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Caption is funny 😂