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Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it guess what’s going on my to watch list now
Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who
 escaped from prison by using laxatives
 to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then
 called the prison, posing as a doctor,
 asking for prisoners interested in an
 experimental treatment, and
 volunteered. Once out of Texas, he
 sent death certificates to the prison
 stating he had died.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
monpetitcabbage:

rainfallinhell:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor


Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it


guess what’s going on my to watch list now

monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for...

9/11, Arthur, and Club: Remembering the 49 people who lost their lives as a result of the Pulse Massacre. Stanley Almodovar III, 23 Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21 Amanda L. Alvear, 25 Brenda Marquez McCool, 49 Oscar A. Aracena Montero, 26 Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25 Rodolfo Ayala Ayala, 33 Kimberly Jean Morris, 37 Antonio Davon Bron, 29 Akyra Monet Murray, 18 Darryl Roman Burt lI, 29 Luis Omar Ocasio Capo, 20 Angel Candelario-Padro, 28 Geraldo A. Ortiz Jimenez, 25 Juan Chavez Martinez, 25 Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36 Luis Daniel Conde, 39 Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32 Cory James Connell, 21 Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35 Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25 Enrique L. Rios, Jr., 25 Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32 Jean Carlos Nieves Rodríguez, 27 Simón Adrian Carrillo Fernández, 31 Xavier Emmanuel Serrano-Rosado, 35 Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25 Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24 Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26 Yilmary Rodríguez Solivan, 24 Peter Ommy Gonzalez Cruz, 22 Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34 Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22 Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33 Paul Terrell Henry, 41 Martin Benitez Torres, 33 Frank Hernandez, 27 Jonathan A. Camuy Vega, 24 Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez, 37 Javier Jorge Reyes, 40 Luis Sergio Vielma, 22 Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 Franky Jimmy DeJesus Velázquez, 50 Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37 Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25 Jerald Arthur Wright, 31 Christopher Andrew Leinonen, 32 peachtipple: gaytimesmag On June 12 2016, Pulse Nightclub in Orlando was the scene of one of the deadliest mass shootings by a single assailant in the history of the United States. At the time, it marked the deadliest terrorist attack on US soil since the tragedy of 9/11. Today we remember the 49 people who lost their lives that night. 🖤 Head to gaytimes.co.uk to read our interview with the team behind Pulse on what this anniversary means to them, and how the club has become an enduring reminder of how far we’ve left to go. 🏳️‍🌈
9/11, Arthur, and Club: Remembering the 49
 people who lost their
 lives as a result of the
 Pulse Massacre.

 Stanley Almodovar III, 23 Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21
 Amanda L. Alvear, 25 Brenda Marquez McCool, 49
 Oscar A. Aracena Montero, 26 Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25
 Rodolfo Ayala Ayala, 33 Kimberly Jean Morris, 37
 Antonio Davon Bron, 29 Akyra Monet Murray, 18
 Darryl Roman Burt lI, 29 Luis Omar Ocasio Capo, 20
 Angel Candelario-Padro, 28 Geraldo A. Ortiz Jimenez, 25
 Juan Chavez Martinez, 25 Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36
 Luis Daniel Conde, 39 Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32
 Cory James Connell, 21 Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35
 Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25 Enrique L. Rios, Jr., 25
 Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32 Jean Carlos Nieves Rodríguez, 27
 Simón Adrian Carrillo Fernández, 31 Xavier Emmanuel Serrano-Rosado, 35
 Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25 Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24
 Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26 Yilmary Rodríguez Solivan, 24
 Peter Ommy Gonzalez Cruz, 22 Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34
 Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22 Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33
 Paul Terrell Henry, 41 Martin Benitez Torres, 33
 Frank Hernandez, 27 Jonathan A. Camuy Vega, 24
 Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez, 37
 Javier Jorge Reyes, 40 Luis Sergio Vielma, 22
 Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 Franky Jimmy DeJesus Velázquez, 50
 Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37
 Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25 Jerald Arthur Wright, 31
 Christopher Andrew Leinonen, 32
peachtipple:

gaytimesmag On June 12 2016, Pulse Nightclub in Orlando was the scene of one of the deadliest mass shootings by a single assailant in the history of the United States. At the time, it marked the deadliest terrorist attack on US soil since the tragedy of 9/11. Today we remember the 49 people who lost their lives that night. 🖤 Head to gaytimes.co.uk to read our interview with the team behind Pulse on what this anniversary means to them, and how the club has become an enduring reminder of how far we’ve left to go. 🏳️‍🌈

peachtipple: gaytimesmag On June 12 2016, Pulse Nightclub in Orlando was the scene of one of the deadliest mass shootings by a single assai...

Arthur, Community, and Martin: In loving memory of the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016. Stanley Almodovar IlI Amanda Alvear Oscar A Aracena-Montero Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala Antonio Davon Brown Darryl Roman Burt Il Angel L. Candelario-Padro Juan Chavez-Martinez Luis Daniel Conde Cory James Connell Tevin Eugene Crosby Deonka Deidra Drayton Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez Leroy Valentin Fernandez Mercedez Marisol Flores Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz Juan Ramon Guerrero Paul Terrell Henry Frank Hernandez Miquel Angel Honorato Javier Jorge-Reye:s Jason Benjamin Josaphat Eddie Jamoldroy Justice Anthony Luis Laureanodisla Christopher Andrew Leinonen Aleiandro Barrios Martinez Brenda Lee Marquez McCool Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez Kimberly Morris Akyra Monet Murray Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera Joel Rayon Paniaqua Jean Carlos Mendez Perez Enrique L. Rios, Jr. Jean C. Nieves Rodriquez Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan Edward Sotomayor Jr. Shane Evan Tomlinson Martin Benitez Torres Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega Juan P. Rivera Velazquez Luis S. Vielma Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon Jerald Arthur Wright (R transpocsuggestion: plannedparenthood:We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence. [Image Description: white text on a dark gray square image. A rainbow heart shape with a rainbow tail is in the upper right hand corner. Beginning in the upper left hand corner, the title reads “In loving memory of the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016.” Directly below the title are the full names of the victims in two columns of smaller text. In the lower right hand corner of the image is the Planned Parenthood logo in white.]
Arthur, Community, and Martin: In loving memory of the
 victims of the Pulse nightclub
 shooting on June 12, 2016.
 Stanley Almodovar IlI
 Amanda Alvear
 Oscar A Aracena-Montero
 Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala
 Antonio Davon Brown
 Darryl Roman Burt Il
 Angel L. Candelario-Padro
 Juan Chavez-Martinez
 Luis Daniel Conde
 Cory James Connell
 Tevin Eugene Crosby
 Deonka Deidra Drayton
 Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez
 Leroy Valentin Fernandez
 Mercedez Marisol Flores
 Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz
 Juan Ramon Guerrero
 Paul Terrell Henry
 Frank Hernandez
 Miquel Angel Honorato
 Javier Jorge-Reye:s
 Jason Benjamin Josaphat
 Eddie Jamoldroy Justice
 Anthony Luis Laureanodisla
 Christopher Andrew Leinonen
 Aleiandro Barrios Martinez
 Brenda Lee Marquez McCool
 Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez
 Kimberly Morris
 Akyra Monet Murray
 Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo
 Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez
 Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera
 Joel Rayon Paniaqua
 Jean Carlos Mendez Perez
 Enrique L. Rios, Jr.
 Jean C. Nieves Rodriquez
 Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado
 Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz
 Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan
 Edward Sotomayor Jr.
 Shane Evan Tomlinson
 Martin Benitez Torres
 Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega
 Juan P. Rivera Velazquez
 Luis S. Vielma
 Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez
 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon
 Jerald Arthur Wright
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transpocsuggestion:

plannedparenthood:We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

[Image Description: white text on a dark gray square image. A rainbow heart shape with a rainbow tail is in the upper right hand corner. Beginning in the upper left hand corner, the title reads “In loving memory of the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016.” Directly below the title are the full names of the victims in two columns of smaller text. In the lower right hand corner of the image is the Planned Parenthood logo in white.]

transpocsuggestion: plannedparenthood:We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence. [Image Descript...

America, Bad, and Club: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE The lavout is clean and easy to read MARIA HUDSON 2. 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental t includes a link to Maria's professional profile. objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English. EDUCATION Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016) Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012) RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising Maria's goal!s are clear. LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present) Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present) Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011) It plays up Maria's selling points 4 ACHIEVEMENTS Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013) Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012) National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) SKILLS Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English It includes some references to high school WORK EXPERIENCE Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013) Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America Server Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience · Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time .Restocked service areas with supplies. It lists her social media skills. Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013) Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool Lifeguard Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED) Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs. It doesn't include a list of references. BUSINESS INSIDER jadelyn: chronic-illness-cat: titleknown: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO! Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value. This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day: Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.) Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work. Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want. However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.
America, Bad, and Club: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR
 SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE
 The lavout is clean
 and easy to read
 MARIA HUDSON
 2.
 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL
 PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN
 Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in
 leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental
 t includes a link to
 Maria's professional
 profile.
 objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English.
 EDUCATION
 Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016)
 Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0
 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012)
 RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK
 Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising
 Maria's goal!s
 are clear.
 LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
 Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present)
 Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present)
 Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011)
 It plays up Maria's
 selling points
 4
 ACHIEVEMENTS
 Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013)
 Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012)
 National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 SKILLS
 Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel
 Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr
 Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English
 It includes some
 references to high
 school
 WORK EXPERIENCE
 Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013)
 Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America
 Server
 Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience
 ·
 Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time
 .Restocked service areas with supplies.
 It lists her social
 media skills.
 Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013)
 Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool
 Lifeguard
 Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram
 Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately
 .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED)
 Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs.
 It doesn't include a
 list of references.
 BUSINESS INSIDER
jadelyn:
chronic-illness-cat:


titleknown:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO!


Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value.


This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day:

Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.)

Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work.

Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want.
However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.

jadelyn: chronic-illness-cat: titleknown: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume...

America, College, and Facebook: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE The lavout is clean and easy to read MARIA HUDSON 2. 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental t includes a link to Maria's professional profile. objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English. EDUCATION Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016) Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012) RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising Maria's goal!s are clear. LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present) Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present) Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011) It plays up Maria's selling points 4 ACHIEVEMENTS Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013) Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012) National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) SKILLS Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English It includes some references to high school WORK EXPERIENCE Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013) Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America Server Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience · Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time .Restocked service areas with supplies. It lists her social media skills. Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013) Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool Lifeguard Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED) Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs. It doesn't include a list of references. BUSINESS INSIDER abby-studies-art: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU need this!
America, College, and Facebook: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR
 SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE
 The lavout is clean
 and easy to read
 MARIA HUDSON
 2.
 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL
 PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN
 Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in
 leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental
 t includes a link to
 Maria's professional
 profile.
 objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English.
 EDUCATION
 Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016)
 Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0
 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012)
 RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK
 Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising
 Maria's goal!s
 are clear.
 LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
 Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present)
 Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present)
 Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011)
 It plays up Maria's
 selling points
 4
 ACHIEVEMENTS
 Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013)
 Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012)
 National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 SKILLS
 Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel
 Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr
 Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English
 It includes some
 references to high
 school
 WORK EXPERIENCE
 Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013)
 Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America
 Server
 Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience
 ·
 Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time
 .Restocked service areas with supplies.
 It lists her social
 media skills.
 Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013)
 Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool
 Lifeguard
 Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram
 Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately
 .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED)
 Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs.
 It doesn't include a
 list of references.
 BUSINESS INSIDER
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hueva-york:

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America, Apple, and Avon: Follovw @PrettyAssDia Felon Friendly Employers. RT please Felon Friendly Employers Company Name Company Websit http://www.aamco.com/career opportunities information.as AAMCO Ace Hardware http://www.acehardware.com/corp/index.isp?page iobs http://www.albertsons.com/our-companylemployment-positions/ Albertson's American Greetings http://corporate.americangreetings.com/careers/whoweare.htm Apple Inc Applebee's Aramark AT&T Avon Products Bahama Breeze Baskin-Robbins http://www.apple.com/jobs/us/ http://www.applebees.com/about-us/work-with-us http://www.aramark.com/careers/search-iobs/ http://att.jobs/ http://www.avoncompanv.com/aboutavon/careers/index.html http://www.bahamabreeze.com/careers/ https://www.baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/careers.html Bed, Bath & Beyond http:llwww.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/static/Careers Best Western Black & Decker Braum's Inc Bridgestone Buffalo Wild Wings http://www.buffalowildwings.com/en/careers/ Cambell's Sou http://www.bestwestern.com/about-us/careers/ http://www.stanleyblackanddecker.com/careers http://www.braums.com/careers/ http://www.bridgestone.com/jobs/ http://careers.campbellsoupcompany.com/ http://www.carisjr.com/jobs Carrier Corporation http://www.utc.com/careers/Pages/default.aspx Chick-fil-A Chipotle http://www.cdwjobs.com/ http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Company/Careers-Team-Opportunities http://www.chilis.com/en/pages/employment.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSup http://chipotle.com/en-US/careers/get rolling/get rolling.aspx http://www.chryslercareers.com/Pages/default.aspx http://www.cintas.com/careers/ http://www.cecintl.com/employment.html Community Education Centers ConAgra Foods Dairy Queen Dart Containers Deer Park Spring Water co Delta Faucets Denny's Dole Food Company Dollar Tree http://www.conagrafoodscareers.com/ http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Careers/?localechange 1& https://www.dartcontainer.com/jobs-careers/ http://nestlewaterscareers.com/ http://jobs.masco.com/ http://www.jobs.net/jobs/dennys-diner/en-us http://www.dole.com/Company-Info/Careers http://www.dollartree.com/custserv/custserv.jsp?pageName StoreCareers& Dr. Pepper Dunlop Tires Dunkin' Donuts DuPont Duracell Eddie V's Embassy Suites Careers https://secure.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/careers/ http://www.goodyear-dunlop.com/career/ http://www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dunkindonuts/en/ddcareers html http://www.dupont.com/corporate-functions/careers.html http://208. 1 73.184. 182/company/careers.asp?id=59& https://www.eddiev.com/en/about-us/careers http:l/jobs.hiltonworldwide.com/en/our-brands/embassy-suites/?cntry sunite http://www.epson.com/cgi- bin/Store/jsp/dlp/dyn http://www.ermco.com/careers/ http://corporate.familydollar.com/pages/careers.aspx namicLanding.do?dlpld-n 1103 careers welcome&cch ERMCO, Inc Family Dollar Firestone Auto Care httpl/www.pilotflyingi com/find-jobs Felon Friendly Employers Company Name Company Website http://www.pilotflyingj com/find-jo https://fsafoodcareers-fsafood.icims.com/jobs/ in Food Services of America Frito-Lay Fruit of the Loom Genentech General Electric General Mills Georgia-Pacific Golden Corral Goodman Grainger Great Clips Hanes HH Gregg Hilton Hotels http://www.fritolay.com/company/media http://shop.fruit.com http://www.gene.com/careers http://www.ge.com/career https://careers.generalmills.com nttp://www.gp.com/Careers/Careers-Overview.aspx ttp://goldencorral.hodesig.com/job start.asp http://careersatgoodman.com/ http://www.experiencedone.com/ http://salonjobs.areatclips.com/?utm source-careersite https://iobs-hanesbrands.icims.com/jobs http://www.hhgregg-iobs.com/ http://jobs.hiltonworldwide.com/ http://www-03.ibm.com/employment/ http://www.ihop.com/careers http://www.ikea com/mslen USithe kea storyjobs at (kea/ http://www.in-n-out.com/employment/restaurant.aspx IHOP a. n-N-Out Burger International Paper http://www.inter Interstate Batteries http://www.interstatebatt J.B. Hunt Transport http://www.jbhunt.com/jobs Jack in the Box Jiffy Lube Jimmy Johns Kelly Moore Paintshttp://kellymoore.com/company/careers nationalpaper.com/USIEN/Company/Careers/SearchPositions.ht ireer/jobscareers.asp http://careers jackintheboxinc.com/ https://www.jiffylube.com/careers https://www.jimmyjohns.com/company/jobs/ http://jobs.kfc.com/ http://kohlscareers.com/ http://www.kraftcareers.com/en-us/ http://www.longhornsteakhouse.com/careers Kraft Foods Longhorn Steakhouse McDonald's Men's Wearhouse http://employment.menswearhouse.com/ats/? company code tmw Metals USA Miller Brewing Company Motorola Nordstrom O'Charley's Olive Garden http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/careers.html http://www.metalsusa.com/contact.as http://www.millercoors.com/AgeVerification.aspx http://www.motorolacareers.com/default.aspx http://about.nordstrom.com/careers/ http://www.ocharleys.jobs/jobs.html http://www.olivegarden.com/careers/ http://www.pactiv.com/careers http://pappadeaux.com/careers/ http://www.pepsicoiobs.com/en http://careers.petsmart.com/ http://preferredfreezerservices theresumator.com/a https://exoffenders.net/employment-jobs-for-felons/phillip-morris/ https://jobs-pilgrimspride.icims.com/jobs/intro http://www.praxair.com/careers https://careers. peopleclick.com/careerscoiclient carlsonlexternal chw/sear Pappadeaux PetSmart Philip Morris Inc pply Praxair Radisson Felon Friendly Employers Company Website Company Name Red Lobster Red Robin Restaurant Depot Reyes Beverage Group Rubbermaid Safeway Salvation Army Sara Lee Sears & Roebuck http://jobs.sears.com http://www.redlobster.com/employment/ http://www.redrobin jobs http://www.jetrordcareers.com/ http://jobs.reyesholdings.com/Reyes-Holdings-Reinhart-Beverage-Group.as ttp://www.rubbermaid.com/mear aboutUS/Pages/Careers.aspx http://www.careersatsafeway.com/ https://secure.sterlingdirect.com/jobboard/salvationarmycareers/without fl/ho http://www.hillshirebrands.com/Careers.aspx Seasons 52 Shell Oil Shoprite Sony Subway https://www.seasons52.com/en/about-us/careers p://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers.html http://www.shoprite.com/career-opportunities http://www.sonyjobs.com/ http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/careers/ http://www.sysco.com/careers.html http://www.teslamotors.com/careers http://www.traderjoes.com/careers/ http://www.tysonfoodscareers.com/ http:/jobs.uhaul.com/ http://www.usfoods.com/USFCareers.html https://www.ussteel.com/uss/portal/home/careers/jobopportunities Sysco Tesla Trader Joe's Tyson Foods U-Haul US Foods US Steel Corporation Volunteers of America Wendy's WinCo Foods Wyndham Hotels Yard House http://www.voa.org/careers https://www.wendys.com/en-us/careers http://wincofoods.com/about/careers/ http://careers wyndhamworldwide.com/ http://www.yardhouse.com/careers RETWEETS LIKES 13,527 8,042 tkachevmeifyoucan: swagintherain: This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread! I was worried that this post would be a protest against these employers, and am pleasantly surprised that this is being promoted as a positive. Many, many people are either wrongfully convicted, or grossly overcharged due to mandatory minimums in drug possession, minor crimes, and three-strike rules. Disproportionately, these sentences fall on people of color, especially poor people, and particularly black people.  Prison is dehumanizing and deprives people of far more than their liberty. Individuals with a felony conviction, even once released, have trouble finding housing, jobs, income sources, etc., and society provides barely any aid or recourse. Bless these employers for going against the tide and helping change a brutally unjust system.  All of the people subjected to the brutality of the American criminal justice system deserve the chance to rebuild their lives.
America, Apple, and Avon: Follovw
 @PrettyAssDia
 Felon Friendly Employers. RT please

 Felon Friendly Employers
 Company Name
 Company Websit
 http://www.aamco.com/career opportunities information.as
 AAMCO
 Ace Hardware
 http://www.acehardware.com/corp/index.isp?page iobs
 http://www.albertsons.com/our-companylemployment-positions/
 Albertson's
 American Greetings http://corporate.americangreetings.com/careers/whoweare.htm
 Apple Inc
 Applebee's
 Aramark
 AT&T
 Avon Products
 Bahama Breeze
 Baskin-Robbins
 http://www.apple.com/jobs/us/
 http://www.applebees.com/about-us/work-with-us
 http://www.aramark.com/careers/search-iobs/
 http://att.jobs/
 http://www.avoncompanv.com/aboutavon/careers/index.html
 http://www.bahamabreeze.com/careers/
 https://www.baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/careers.html
 Bed, Bath & Beyond http:llwww.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/static/Careers
 Best Western
 Black & Decker
 Braum's Inc
 Bridgestone
 Buffalo Wild Wings http://www.buffalowildwings.com/en/careers/
 Cambell's Sou
 http://www.bestwestern.com/about-us/careers/
 http://www.stanleyblackanddecker.com/careers
 http://www.braums.com/careers/
 http://www.bridgestone.com/jobs/
 http://careers.campbellsoupcompany.com/
 http://www.carisjr.com/jobs
 Carrier Corporation http://www.utc.com/careers/Pages/default.aspx
 Chick-fil-A
 Chipotle
 http://www.cdwjobs.com/
 http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Company/Careers-Team-Opportunities
 http://www.chilis.com/en/pages/employment.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSup
 http://chipotle.com/en-US/careers/get rolling/get rolling.aspx
 http://www.chryslercareers.com/Pages/default.aspx
 http://www.cintas.com/careers/
 http://www.cecintl.com/employment.html
 Community
 Education Centers
 ConAgra Foods
 Dairy Queen
 Dart Containers
 Deer Park Spring
 Water co
 Delta Faucets
 Denny's
 Dole Food Company
 Dollar Tree
 http://www.conagrafoodscareers.com/
 http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Careers/?localechange 1&
 https://www.dartcontainer.com/jobs-careers/
 http://nestlewaterscareers.com/
 http://jobs.masco.com/
 http://www.jobs.net/jobs/dennys-diner/en-us
 http://www.dole.com/Company-Info/Careers
 http://www.dollartree.com/custserv/custserv.jsp?pageName StoreCareers&
 Dr. Pepper
 Dunlop Tires
 Dunkin' Donuts
 DuPont
 Duracell
 Eddie V's
 Embassy Suites
 Careers
 https://secure.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/careers/
 http://www.goodyear-dunlop.com/career/
 http://www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dunkindonuts/en/ddcareers html
 http://www.dupont.com/corporate-functions/careers.html
 http://208. 1 73.184. 182/company/careers.asp?id=59&
 https://www.eddiev.com/en/about-us/careers
 http:l/jobs.hiltonworldwide.com/en/our-brands/embassy-suites/?cntry sunite
 http://www.epson.com/cgi-
 bin/Store/jsp/dlp/dyn
 http://www.ermco.com/careers/
 http://corporate.familydollar.com/pages/careers.aspx
 namicLanding.do?dlpld-n 1103 careers welcome&cch
 ERMCO, Inc
 Family Dollar
 Firestone Auto Care httpl/www.pilotflyingi com/find-jobs

 Felon Friendly Employers
 Company Name
 Company Website
 http://www.pilotflyingj com/find-jo
 https://fsafoodcareers-fsafood.icims.com/jobs/
 in
 Food Services of
 America
 Frito-Lay
 Fruit of the Loom
 Genentech
 General Electric
 General Mills
 Georgia-Pacific
 Golden Corral
 Goodman
 Grainger
 Great Clips
 Hanes
 HH Gregg
 Hilton Hotels
 http://www.fritolay.com/company/media
 http://shop.fruit.com
 http://www.gene.com/careers
 http://www.ge.com/career
 https://careers.generalmills.com
 nttp://www.gp.com/Careers/Careers-Overview.aspx
 ttp://goldencorral.hodesig.com/job start.asp
 http://careersatgoodman.com/
 http://www.experiencedone.com/
 http://salonjobs.areatclips.com/?utm source-careersite
 https://iobs-hanesbrands.icims.com/jobs
 http://www.hhgregg-iobs.com/
 http://jobs.hiltonworldwide.com/
 http://www-03.ibm.com/employment/
 http://www.ihop.com/careers
 http://www.ikea com/mslen USithe kea storyjobs at (kea/
 http://www.in-n-out.com/employment/restaurant.aspx
 IHOP
 a.
 n-N-Out Burger
 International Paper http://www.inter
 Interstate Batteries http://www.interstatebatt
 J.B. Hunt Transport http://www.jbhunt.com/jobs
 Jack in the Box
 Jiffy Lube
 Jimmy Johns
 Kelly Moore Paintshttp://kellymoore.com/company/careers
 nationalpaper.com/USIEN/Company/Careers/SearchPositions.ht
 ireer/jobscareers.asp
 http://careers jackintheboxinc.com/
 https://www.jiffylube.com/careers
 https://www.jimmyjohns.com/company/jobs/
 http://jobs.kfc.com/
 http://kohlscareers.com/
 http://www.kraftcareers.com/en-us/
 http://www.longhornsteakhouse.com/careers
 Kraft Foods
 Longhorn
 Steakhouse
 McDonald's
 Men's Wearhouse http://employment.menswearhouse.com/ats/? company code tmw
 Metals USA
 Miller Brewing
 Company
 Motorola
 Nordstrom
 O'Charley's
 Olive Garden
 http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/careers.html
 http://www.metalsusa.com/contact.as
 http://www.millercoors.com/AgeVerification.aspx
 http://www.motorolacareers.com/default.aspx
 http://about.nordstrom.com/careers/
 http://www.ocharleys.jobs/jobs.html
 http://www.olivegarden.com/careers/
 http://www.pactiv.com/careers
 http://pappadeaux.com/careers/
 http://www.pepsicoiobs.com/en
 http://careers.petsmart.com/
 http://preferredfreezerservices theresumator.com/a
 https://exoffenders.net/employment-jobs-for-felons/phillip-morris/
 https://jobs-pilgrimspride.icims.com/jobs/intro
 http://www.praxair.com/careers
 https://careers. peopleclick.com/careerscoiclient carlsonlexternal chw/sear
 Pappadeaux
 PetSmart
 Philip Morris Inc
 pply
 Praxair
 Radisson

 Felon Friendly Employers
 Company Website
 Company Name
 Red Lobster
 Red Robin
 Restaurant Depot
 Reyes Beverage
 Group
 Rubbermaid
 Safeway
 Salvation Army
 Sara Lee
 Sears & Roebuck http://jobs.sears.com
 http://www.redlobster.com/employment/
 http://www.redrobin jobs
 http://www.jetrordcareers.com/
 http://jobs.reyesholdings.com/Reyes-Holdings-Reinhart-Beverage-Group.as
 ttp://www.rubbermaid.com/mear aboutUS/Pages/Careers.aspx
 http://www.careersatsafeway.com/
 https://secure.sterlingdirect.com/jobboard/salvationarmycareers/without fl/ho
 http://www.hillshirebrands.com/Careers.aspx
 Seasons 52
 Shell Oil
 Shoprite
 Sony
 Subway
 https://www.seasons52.com/en/about-us/careers
 p://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers.html
 http://www.shoprite.com/career-opportunities
 http://www.sonyjobs.com/
 http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/careers/
 http://www.sysco.com/careers.html
 http://www.teslamotors.com/careers
 http://www.traderjoes.com/careers/
 http://www.tysonfoodscareers.com/
 http:/jobs.uhaul.com/
 http://www.usfoods.com/USFCareers.html
 https://www.ussteel.com/uss/portal/home/careers/jobopportunities
 Sysco
 Tesla
 Trader Joe's
 Tyson Foods
 U-Haul
 US Foods
 US Steel
 Corporation
 Volunteers of
 America
 Wendy's
 WinCo Foods
 Wyndham Hotels
 Yard House
 http://www.voa.org/careers
 https://www.wendys.com/en-us/careers
 http://wincofoods.com/about/careers/
 http://careers wyndhamworldwide.com/
 http://www.yardhouse.com/careers

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tkachevmeifyoucan:

swagintherain:
This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!
I was worried that this post would be a protest against these employers, and am pleasantly surprised that this is being promoted as a positive.
Many, many people are either wrongfully convicted, or grossly overcharged due to mandatory minimums in drug possession, minor crimes, and three-strike rules. Disproportionately, these sentences fall on people of color, especially poor people, and particularly black people. 
Prison is dehumanizing and deprives people of far more than their liberty. Individuals with a felony conviction, even once released, have trouble finding housing, jobs, income sources, etc., and society provides barely any aid or recourse. Bless these employers for going against the tide and helping change a brutally unjust system. 
All of the people subjected to the brutality of the American criminal justice system deserve the chance to rebuild their lives.

tkachevmeifyoucan: swagintherain: This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charg...

Internet, Shit, and Tumblr: The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner worm program. This tiny, 99-line program brought large pieces of the Itermet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs that use the Internet to spread hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.” It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral. R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐ the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 
Internet, Shit, and Tumblr: The Morris Internet Worm
 source code
 This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner
 worm program.
 This tiny, 99-line program brought
 large pieces of
 the Itermet
 to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988
 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs
 that use the
 Internet to spread
hotcommunist:
dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”
It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

 R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐


the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The...

Arthur, Martin, and Tumblr: IN MEMORIAM 6.12.16 gaywrites: June 12, 2016. In loving memory.  Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34 Stanley Almodovar III, 23 Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo, 20 Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22 Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36 Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz, 22 Luis S. Vielma, 22 K.J. Morris, 37 Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30 Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25 Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35 Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez, 50 Amanda Alvear, 25 Martin Benitez Torres, 33 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37 Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26 Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado, 35 Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez, 25 Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez, 31 Oscar A Aracena-Montero, 26 Enrique L. Rios Jr., 25 Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 Javier Jorge-Reyes, 40 Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32 Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 Cory James Connell, 21 Juan P. Rivera Velazquez, 37 Luis Daniel Conde, 39 Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33 Juan Chevez-Martinez, 25 Darryl Roman Burt II, 29 Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32 Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21 Jerald Arthur Wright, 31 Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25 Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25 Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega, 24 Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27 Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33 Brenda Lee Marquez McCool, 49 Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan, 24 Christopher “Drew” Leinonen, 32 Angel L. Candelario-Padro, 28 Frank Hernandez Escalante, 27 Paul Terrell Henry, 41 Akyra Monet Murray, 18 Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24 Antonio Davon Brown, 29 Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez, 25
Arthur, Martin, and Tumblr: IN
 MEMORIAM
 6.12.16
gaywrites:


June 12, 2016. In loving memory. 
Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34
Stanley Almodovar III, 23
Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo, 20
Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22
Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36
Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz, 22
Luis S. Vielma, 22
K.J. Morris, 37
Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30
Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25
Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35
Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez, 50
Amanda Alvear, 25
Martin Benitez Torres, 33
Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37
Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26
Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado, 35
Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez, 25
Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez, 31
Oscar A Aracena-Montero, 26
Enrique L. Rios Jr., 25
Miguel Angel Honorato, 30
Javier Jorge-Reyes, 40
Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32
Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19
Cory James Connell, 21
Juan P. Rivera Velazquez, 37
Luis Daniel Conde, 39
Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33
Juan Chevez-Martinez, 25
Darryl Roman Burt II, 29
Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32
Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21
Jerald Arthur Wright, 31
Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25
Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25
Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega, 24
Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27
Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33
Brenda Lee Marquez McCool, 49
Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan, 24
Christopher “Drew” Leinonen, 32
Angel L. Candelario-Padro, 28
Frank Hernandez Escalante, 27
Paul Terrell Henry, 41
Akyra Monet Murray, 18
Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24
Antonio Davon Brown, 29
Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez, 25

gaywrites: June 12, 2016. In loving memory.  Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34 Stanley Almodovar III, 23 Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo, 20 Juan Ramon Guerr...