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Mom Tells: rad-roach oak23 Follow 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
Mom Tells: rad-roach oak23 Follow
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother

Pics of Grandmother

Mom Tells: 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
Mom Tells: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
gallusrostromegalus:
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’...

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