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Mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
Mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

Mom: I was literally just standing there, mom
Mom: I was literally just standing there, mom

I was literally just standing there, mom

Mom: Mom logic 101
Mom: Mom logic 101

Mom logic 101

Mom: I love you mom…
Mom: I love you mom…

I love you mom…

Mom: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.
Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Mom: Okay Mom
Mom: Okay Mom

Okay Mom

Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.
Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.
Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

Mom: wawako-awa:mom
Mom: wawako-awa:mom

wawako-awa:mom

Mom: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing
Mom: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

Mom: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing
Mom: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.
Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.
Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.
Mom: Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Nephew has his birthday today. His mom didn’t disappoint.

Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.
Mom: My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

My six year old looked at me all serious and said “mom, can I Lion King the baby?”. This is what ensued.

Mom: So uhm…. is your mom single?
Mom: So uhm…. is your mom single?

So uhm…. is your mom single?

Mom: My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.
Mom: My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.

My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.

Mom: babyanimalgifs:I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
Mom: babyanimalgifs:I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

babyanimalgifs:I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

Mom: As a boy myself, I totally agree with the mom
Mom: As a boy myself, I totally agree with the mom

As a boy myself, I totally agree with the mom

Mom: shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.  The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis
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catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want.
so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant


Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.


This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. 
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.

I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status.

I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. 
The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself.  
 Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! 

My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me.
When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty.



My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis

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Mom: My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.
Mom: My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

Mom: My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.
Mom: My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

My brother offered my mom a sandwich, she said no and then I said “Well how rude, I want a sandwich!” He did not disappoint.

Mom: He destroys everything when he’s angry. So does my mom.
Mom: He destroys everything when he’s angry. So does my mom.

He destroys everything when he’s angry. So does my mom.

Mom: Mom! You’ve made a huge mistake!
Mom: Mom! You’ve made a huge mistake!

Mom! You’ve made a huge mistake!

Mom: Love You Mom <3
Mom: Love You Mom <3

Love You Mom <3

Mom: Love You Mom <3
Mom: Love You Mom <3

Love You Mom <3

Mom: lunamariaproject: squidplatoon: When your mom is catholic and tries to be hip Powerful
Mom: lunamariaproject:

squidplatoon:

When your mom is catholic and tries to be hip


Powerful

lunamariaproject: squidplatoon: When your mom is catholic and tries to be hip Powerful

Mom: Thank you and I love you mom
Mom: Thank you and I love you mom

Thank you and I love you mom

Mom: Wholesome mom
Mom: Wholesome mom

Wholesome mom

Mom: “Go tell your Mom I said no”
Mom: “Go tell your Mom I said no”

“Go tell your Mom I said no”

Mom: “Go tell your Mom I said no” by Mr-Dinero MORE MEMES
Mom: “Go tell your Mom I said no” by Mr-Dinero
MORE MEMES

“Go tell your Mom I said no” by Mr-Dinero MORE MEMES

Mom: Saw a bunch of Instagram mom’s do letterboards. Thought I’d give it a go.
Mom: Saw a bunch of Instagram mom’s do letterboards. Thought I’d give it a go.

Saw a bunch of Instagram mom’s do letterboards. Thought I’d give it a go.

Mom: Thanks for the compliments mom
Mom: Thanks for the compliments mom

Thanks for the compliments mom

Mom: Thanks for the support mom
Mom: Thanks for the support mom

Thanks for the support mom

Mom: Am studing mom!!!!
Mom: Am studing mom!!!!

Am studing mom!!!!

Mom: Her mom doesn’t play
Mom: Her mom doesn’t play

Her mom doesn’t play

Mom: Square up mom
Mom: Square up mom

Square up mom

Mom: Mom please no by KnorrrT MORE MEMES
Mom: Mom please no by KnorrrT
MORE MEMES

Mom please no by KnorrrT MORE MEMES

Mom: My mom is the best
Mom: My mom is the best

My mom is the best

Mom: Dog mom
Mom: Dog mom

Dog mom