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Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
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Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas:

Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: 7:54 AM Q Searclh This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull ups!!! Every one please share thus post so that parents can be warned 9 2. Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More trebled-negrita-princess: r-the-kawaii: rosexxxblack: wanderingobsidian: These are giving babies chemical burns!!! Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this. So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash). Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase. BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS WTF!!!! O_O
Messenger: 7:54 AM
 Q Searclh
 This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the
 parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm
 that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull
 ups!!!
 Every one please share thus post so that parents can
 be warned
 9
 2.
 Share
 News Feed
 Requests
 Messenger Notifications
 More
trebled-negrita-princess:
r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

trebled-negrita-princess: r-the-kawaii: rosexxxblack: wanderingobsidian: These are giving babies chemical burns!!! Please reblog and...

Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas:

Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: Messenger JUL 26, 12:15 PM Hello hun! I had you on my mind and wondered why I hadn't seen you on Facebook. Then I realized we're no longer friends on here JUL 26, 1:01 PM Hope you're doing well JUL 26, 3:32 PM Hi Carma. Hope you're doing well too. Yeah I went through my friends list this summer to simplify my Facebook feed and took out people don't know well or talk to. No offense intended, just trying to de clutter and simplify my life Gotcha. well just know I truly miss seeing vou on here Hope you're doing well 5:23 PM Messenger 5:23 PM Hello I wanted to reach out and offer you the opportunity to reinstate with Scentay for absolutely FREE! Once reinstated, I will send you a Tew supplies and help you become Active within the month which will earn you an average of $50! So, what ya think? Want to make a few extra bucks or more?? Carma https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default files/documents ublic comments/trade- requlation-rule-disclosure- requirements-and-prohibitions- concerning-business opportunities- ftc.r51 1993-00008%C2%A0/000 08-57281.pdf www.ftc.gov ftc.gov Messenger I'm not sure what that link is hun It didnt open for me. Hope you're doina well Did you click on it? It's studies that the federal government has run on MLMs which state that only the top earners make any profit. The rest of most downlines actually go in debt trying to do an MLM "side hustle." I'm not interested and please don't contact me about Scentsy again Hope you're doing well too Nope it didn't open for me although l'd highly disagree I make more than some "higher" up than me so I know that it's TRUE We aren't a pyramid scheme or a regular 9 to 5 job in which the higher ups make more money than others. Hope you have a great 2019! Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams
Messenger: Messenger
 JUL 26, 12:15 PM
 Hello hun!
 I had you on my mind and
 wondered why I hadn't seen you
 on Facebook. Then I realized we're
 no longer friends on here
 JUL 26, 1:01 PM
 Hope you're doing well
 JUL 26, 3:32 PM
 Hi Carma. Hope you're doing well
 too. Yeah I went through my friends
 list this summer to simplify my
 Facebook feed and took out people
 don't know well or talk to. No offense
 intended, just trying to de clutter and
 simplify my life
 Gotcha. well just know I truly miss
 seeing vou on here
 Hope you're doing well
 5:23 PM

 Messenger
 5:23 PM
 Hello
 I wanted to reach out and offer
 you the opportunity to reinstate
 with Scentay for absolutely FREE!
 Once reinstated, I will send you a
 Tew supplies and help you become
 Active within the month which will
 earn you an average of $50!
 So, what ya think?
 Want to make a few extra bucks or
 more??
 Carma
 https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default
 files/documents
 ublic comments/trade-
 requlation-rule-disclosure-
 requirements-and-prohibitions-
 concerning-business
 opportunities-
 ftc.r51 1993-00008%C2%A0/000
 08-57281.pdf
 www.ftc.gov
 ftc.gov

 Messenger
 I'm not sure what that link is hun
 It didnt open for me. Hope you're
 doina well
 Did you click on it? It's studies that
 the federal government has run on
 MLMs which state that only the top
 earners make any profit. The rest of
 most downlines actually go in debt
 trying to do an MLM "side hustle."
 I'm not interested and please don't
 contact me about Scentsy again
 Hope you're doing well too
 Nope it didn't open for me
 although l'd highly disagree
 I make more than some "higher"
 up than me so I know that it's
 TRUE
 We aren't a pyramid scheme or a
 regular 9 to 5 job in which the
 higher ups make more money than
 others.
 Hope you have a great 2019!
Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas:

Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too OUnwatch3 Star 70 Fork 3 > Code ①Issues 2 n Pull requests o 뻔Projects 0 EE}Wiki lliinsights *Settings Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard Manage topics Edit ⓡ 32 commits 1 branch 1 release 1 contributor GPL-3.0 Branch: master ▼ New pull request Create new fileUpload filesFind file Clone or download Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago 20 days ago 9 days ago 15 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago lorcalhost Added video guide LICENSE E README.md Initial commit Added video guide Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error Text enhancement Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release christmasSpiritBreaker.py 目config.py 自messengerCSB.py smsCSB.py [-] whatsappCSB.ру 目目README.md Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too) "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered." Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder What you will gain: e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true friend) Magic [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE Facebook Messenger: This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.
Messenger: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too
 OUnwatch3
 Star 70
 Fork 3
 > Code
 ①Issues 2
 n Pull requests o
 뻔Projects 0
 EE}Wiki
 lliinsights
 *Settings
 Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook
 Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard
 Manage topics
 Edit
 ⓡ 32 commits
 1 branch
 1 release
 1 contributor
 GPL-3.0
 Branch: master ▼
 New pull request
 Create new fileUpload filesFind file
 Clone or download
 Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago
 20 days ago
 9 days ago
 15 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 lorcalhost Added video guide
 LICENSE
 E README.md
 Initial commit
 Added video guide
 Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error
 Text enhancement
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 christmasSpiritBreaker.py
 目config.py
 自messengerCSB.py
 smsCSB.py
 [-] whatsappCSB.ру
 目目README.md
 Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too)
 "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do
 you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at
 midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered."
 Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which
 automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts
 you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be
 bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder
 What you will gain:
 e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas
 e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends
 Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true
 friend)
 Magic
 [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE
 Facebook Messenger:
This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas:

Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag
Messenger: novelty-gift-ideas:

Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

novelty-gift-ideas: Black Magic Spellbook Messenger Bag

Messenger: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM 128% D Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C Q Search Tumblr There's nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently éxist at this address. Unless you were looking for this error page, in hich case: Congrats! You totally found it. Log in Sign up Posted by dvdp 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM nootnootyoufish + inde.... independqueen somebody wrote something on this blog about you LOL. visit http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5 nootnootyoufish It just went to the login screen independqueen DOnt OPEN IT Do not l fucked up man someones on my blog proba lh nootnootyoufish Oh shit I opened it It just said error page GIF Say your thing harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing. Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.
Messenger: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM
 128% D
 Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C
 Q Search Tumblr
 There's nothing
 here.
 Whatever you were looking for doesn't
 currently éxist at this address. Unless
 you were looking for this error page, in
 hich case: Congrats! You totally
 found it.
 Log in
 Sign up
 Posted by dvdp

 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM
 nootnootyoufish + inde....
 independqueen
 somebody wrote something on
 this blog about you LOL. visit
 http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5
 nootnootyoufish
 It just went to the login screen
 independqueen
 DOnt OPEN IT
 Do not
 l fucked up man someones on
 my blog proba lh
 nootnootyoufish
 Oh shit I opened it
 It just said error page
 GIF Say your thing
harvest-moon-mystic:
venneccablind:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. 

Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.

harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN...

Messenger: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
Messenger: oo Verizon
 2:03 PM
 Q Search
 Heathans Dan
 Yesterday at 10:08 AM-
 Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their
 natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never
 picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel
 when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how
 much mustard I put on them
 22.5K Shares
 Like
 Share
 News Feed
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prancingtrashcan:


cynicowl:

randomdaisy:

limbovulture:

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”


this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia).  what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.


the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff.  regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t.  and i still can’t get over that. 

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around





are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOOD...

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Messenger: Facebook .11
 3:08 PM
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 2:55 PM
 Hello How are you doing?
 Fine, you?
 How was your day
 Fine
 "I'm so happy and full of joy
 today. Guess why?

 #811 Verizon
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 today. Guess why?
 Why are you full of joy?
 Have you heard about the
 NATIONAL HELP
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 Is it this commission? https://
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 Commission United Nations Poverty
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 On Facebook, there is a scam claiming
 The Global Fund Help Commission works
 with the United Nations and 146
 countries to help alle...
 onlinethreatalerts.com
 I've already gotten help fronm
 them. If you send me $300 l'I
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 Beware of The Global Fund Help
 Commission United Nations Poverty
 Alleviation Scam
 On Facebook, there is a scam claiming
 The Global Fund Help Commission works
 with the United Nations and 146
 countries to help alle...
 onlinethreatalerts.com
 Message Not Sent
 This person isn't receiving messages
 right now.
 OK
 You requested $300 fro
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Facebook scammers barely even try anymore.

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