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medical science: My mother taught me.. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." FORESIGHT Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." CONTORTIONIST. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! STAMINA... "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times Don't exaggerate!" CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.." BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION Stop acting like your father" ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." ANTICIPATION Just wait until we get home." RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." ESP. Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow fr GENETICS. You're just like your father." ROOTS Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!! THE META PICTURE <p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>
medical science: My mother
 taught me..
 TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside
 I just finished cleaning."
 RELIGION
 "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
 TIME TRAVEL
 "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
 you into the middle of next week!"
 LOGIC.
 "Because I said so, that's why."
 MORE LOGIC
 "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
 you're not going to the store with me."
 FORESIGHT
 Make sure you wear clean underwear,
 in case you're in an accident."
 IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
 about.."
 OSMOSIS.
 "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
 CONTORTIONIST.
 Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
 STAMINA...
 "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 WEATHER.
 This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through
 HYPOCRISY
 "If I told you once, I've told you a million times
 Don't exaggerate!"
 CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 "I brought you into this world, and I can take you
 out.."
 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
 Stop acting like your father"
 ENVY
 "There are millions of less fortunate children in
 this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
 do."
 ANTICIPATION
 Just wait until we get home."
 RECEIVING
 "You are going to get it when you get home!"
 MEDICAL SCIENCE
 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
 going to get stuck that way."
 ESP.
 Put your sweater on; don't you think
 I know when you are cold?"
 HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
 don't come running to me."
 HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
 fr
 GENETICS.
 You're just like your father."
 ROOTS
 Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
 born in a barn?"
 WISDOM
 "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 JUSTICE
 One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
 out just like you!!
 THE META PICTURE
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>

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medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To Doctors BBC sixpenceee: my-hardcore-kittens: indie—cat: rainamermaid: memewhore: sean3116: sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive. Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong. In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding. Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition. While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications. SOURCE HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS What a fucking nightmare, just kill me. I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead. Omg^ undefined
medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To
 Doctors

 BBC
sixpenceee:

my-hardcore-kittens:

indie—cat:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.
Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.
Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.
In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding. 
Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. 
These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.
While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.
SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS
WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

Omg^



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medical science: Another Cancer Curing Doctor Found Shot Dead Directly After SWAT Raid on Clinic ti truthseeker central Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the oddity of several medical researchers who were on the cusp of medical breakthroughs, meeting with unexpected and sometimes violent deaths, one’s curiosity is piqued, to say the least. One such medical researcher was the pioneering DrBradsheet, found floating in a river recently, with a gunshot wound to the chest. Dr. Bradsheet was working on a molecule called GcMAF, a little known but potentially groundbreaking cure for cancer, and treatment for HIV and autism. GcMAF is a naturally occurring molecule in the body, and has demonstrated its healing properties over multiple studies, with little side effects on the patient. As with all treatments there are pros and cons, but the pros in this instance seem to outweigh chemotherapy for instance, costing less than US$2000 for a full 24-week treatment that is witnessing over 85% success rates, prolonged remissions, cure, and what appears to be a life-long immunity after treatment in a high percentage of cases. Dr Bradsheet’s death followed a raid on his clinic by the USgovernment confiscating his research on GcMAF and halting his treatment of his patients. The U.S. FoodandDrugAdministration had outlawed its use, calling it an “unapproved drug.” However, in dozens of countries around the world, including Japan, GcMAF is legally practiced and with outstanding results. GcMAF has been hailed by those who use it as the “universal cancer cure.” The blood product (Globulin component Macrophage Activating Factor) can treat a range of conditions including HIV, autism, and Parkinson’s disease. Where endocannabinoids can be mimicked by the use of THC at a molecular level; the GcMAF works by stimulating the immunesystem and activating macrophages “so they can destroy cancer cells and other abnormal cells in the body.”⬇
medical science: Another Cancer
 Curing Doctor Found
 Shot Dead Directly
 After SWAT Raid on
 Clinic
 ti truthseeker central
Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the oddity of several medical researchers who were on the cusp of medical breakthroughs, meeting with unexpected and sometimes violent deaths, one’s curiosity is piqued, to say the least. One such medical researcher was the pioneering DrBradsheet, found floating in a river recently, with a gunshot wound to the chest. Dr. Bradsheet was working on a molecule called GcMAF, a little known but potentially groundbreaking cure for cancer, and treatment for HIV and autism. GcMAF is a naturally occurring molecule in the body, and has demonstrated its healing properties over multiple studies, with little side effects on the patient. As with all treatments there are pros and cons, but the pros in this instance seem to outweigh chemotherapy for instance, costing less than US$2000 for a full 24-week treatment that is witnessing over 85% success rates, prolonged remissions, cure, and what appears to be a life-long immunity after treatment in a high percentage of cases. Dr Bradsheet’s death followed a raid on his clinic by the USgovernment confiscating his research on GcMAF and halting his treatment of his patients. The U.S. FoodandDrugAdministration had outlawed its use, calling it an “unapproved drug.” However, in dozens of countries around the world, including Japan, GcMAF is legally practiced and with outstanding results. GcMAF has been hailed by those who use it as the “universal cancer cure.” The blood product (Globulin component Macrophage Activating Factor) can treat a range of conditions including HIV, autism, and Parkinson’s disease. Where endocannabinoids can be mimicked by the use of THC at a molecular level; the GcMAF works by stimulating the immunesystem and activating macrophages “so they can destroy cancer cells and other abnormal cells in the body.”⬇

Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the...

medical science: My mother taught m... TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." OSMOSIS Shut your mouth and eat your supper." CONTORTIONIST "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'" CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.." BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." ESP. Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up GENETICS. "You're just like your father." ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turr out just like you!l <p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.</p>
medical science: My mother
 taught m...
 TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside
 I just finished cleaning."
 RELIGION
 "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
 TIME TRAVEL
 "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
 you into the middle of next week!"
 LOGIC.
 " Because I said so, that's why."
 MORE LOGIC
 "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
 you're not going to the store with me."
 FORESIGHT.
 Make sure you wear clean underwear,
 in case you're in an accident."
 IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
 about.."
 OSMOSIS
 Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
 CONTORTIONIST
 "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
 STAMINA.
 "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 WEATHER.
 "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through
 it.
 HYPOCRISY.
 If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
 Don't exaggerate!'"
 CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 "I brought you into this world, and I can take you
 out.."
 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
 "Stop acting like your father!"
 ENVY
 "There are millions of less fortunate children in
 this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
 do."
 ANTICIPATION.
 "Just wait until we get home."
 RECEIVING
 "You are going to get it when you get home!"
 MEDICAL SCIENCE.
 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
 going to get stuck that way."
 ESP.
 Put your sweater on; don't you think
 I know when you are cold?"
 HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
 don't come running to me."
 HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
 up
 GENETICS.
 "You're just like your father."
 ROOTS.
 "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
 born in a barn?"
 WISDOM
 "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 JUSTICE
 One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turr
 out just like you!l
<p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.</p>

<p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother.</p>

medical science: Its funny how science fiction universes so offen treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest I want to see a sci universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and territying species. How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth? Like that old story "they're made of meat," only we're scarier. HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc. REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES. HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance. shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation. Basically, we're the Terminator. (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even then, It's only "sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut predators • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you We just need to outiast you - and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't necessarily a career-ending injury for a human. • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity. recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren't pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other survival-oriented trats - but they're highly functional. • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons uhn in essence, we'd be Space Orcs I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and running with it right? Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using ittle analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte musicians live • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth to prevent us from splattering against the ground. • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places. • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the Planet Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of your eye. until you just die we are scary motherfuckers ok What if we were the monsters?advice-animal.tumblr.com
medical science: Its funny how science fiction universes so
 offen treat humans as a boring, default
 everyman species or even the weakest and
 dumbest
 I want to see a sci
 universe where we're
 actually considered one of the more hideous
 and territying species.
 How do we know our saliva and skin oils
 wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other
 sapient races? What if we actually have the
 strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil
 the inhabitants of other worlds just by
 screaming at them? What if most sentient life in
 the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and
 lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can
 move so quickly and chew shit up with our
 teeth?
 Like that old story "they're made of meat," only
 we're scarier.
 HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
 YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN
 AIRPLANE
 A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN
 AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
 humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon
 of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
 REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY
 INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE
 HEAD
 WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT
 NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE
 ATMOSPHERE
 WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A
 RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY
 INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
 THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY
 OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW
 MUSCLES.
 HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS
 EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
 WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE
 IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA
 LABELED J. CHAN
 HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM
 ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO
 NOT INHALE
 OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR
 HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD
 More seriously, humans do have a number of
 advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance.
 shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is
 absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We
 offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote
 heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as
 fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that
 our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by
 following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until
 it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation.
 Basically, we're the Terminator.
 (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us?
 Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even
 then, It's only "sort of)
 Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient
 Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut
 predators
 • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home
 about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun
 you We just need to outiast you - and by any
 other species' standards, we just plain don't get
 tired
 • Where a simple broken leg will cause most
 species to go into shock and die, we can recover
 from virtually any injury that's not immediately
 fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't
 necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
 • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity.
 recovering in weeks from wounds that would take
 others months or years to heal. The results aren't
 pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue.
 among our other survival-oriented trats - but
 they're highly functional.
 • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science.
 We developed surgery centuries before
 developing even the most rudimentary
 anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans
 have been known to perform surgery on
 themselves - and survive. Thanks to our
 extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical
 procedures what most other species would regard
 as inventive forms of murder. We even perform
 radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic
 reasons
 uhn
 in essence, we'd be Space Orcs
 I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and
 running with it right?
 Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way
 to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN
 OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back
 into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to
 keep them in place
 We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and
 insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using
 ittle analouge traps.
 And by god, we will eat anything
 • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food
 • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the
 pursuit of darkening our skin
 • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte
 musicians live
 • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area
 and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out
 • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth
 to prevent us from splattering against the ground.
 • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings
 in the exact same places.
 • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging
 rights
 • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and
 completely domesticated them
 • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to
 advance further and faster than any other species on the
 Planet
 Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us
 can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying
 It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph
 and break your neck
 It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have
 it just kind of
 show up
 to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and
 feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you
 think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS
 WAITING
 WHEN YOU WAKE UP
 and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of
 your eye. until you just
 die
 we are scary motherfuckers ok
What if we were the monsters?advice-animal.tumblr.com

What if we were the monsters?advice-animal.tumblr.com

medical science: Its funny how science fiction universes so offen treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest I want to see a sci universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and territying species. How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth? Like that old story "they're made of meat," only we're scarier. HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc. REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES. HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance. shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation. Basically, we're the Terminator. (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even then, It's only "sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut predators • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you We just need to outiast you - and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't necessarily a career-ending injury for a human. • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity. recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren't pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other survival-oriented trats - but they're highly functional. • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons uhn in essence, we'd be Space Orcs I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and running with it right? Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using ittle analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte musicians live • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth to prevent us from splattering against the ground. • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places. • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the Planet Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of your eye. until you just die we are scary motherfuckers ok What if we were the monsters?omg-humor.tumblr.com
medical science: Its funny how science fiction universes so
 offen treat humans as a boring, default
 everyman species or even the weakest and
 dumbest
 I want to see a sci
 universe where we're
 actually considered one of the more hideous
 and territying species.
 How do we know our saliva and skin oils
 wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other
 sapient races? What if we actually have the
 strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil
 the inhabitants of other worlds just by
 screaming at them? What if most sentient life in
 the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and
 lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can
 move so quickly and chew shit up with our
 teeth?
 Like that old story "they're made of meat," only
 we're scarier.
 HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
 YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN
 AIRPLANE
 A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN
 AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
 humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon
 of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
 REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY
 INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE
 HEAD
 WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT
 NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE
 ATMOSPHERE
 WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A
 RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY
 INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
 THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY
 OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW
 MUSCLES.
 HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS
 EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
 WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE
 IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA
 LABELED J. CHAN
 HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM
 ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO
 NOT INHALE
 OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR
 HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD
 More seriously, humans do have a number of
 advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance.
 shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is
 absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We
 offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote
 heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as
 fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that
 our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by
 following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until
 it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation.
 Basically, we're the Terminator.
 (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us?
 Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even
 then, It's only "sort of)
 Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient
 Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut
 predators
 • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home
 about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun
 you We just need to outiast you - and by any
 other species' standards, we just plain don't get
 tired
 • Where a simple broken leg will cause most
 species to go into shock and die, we can recover
 from virtually any injury that's not immediately
 fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't
 necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
 • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity.
 recovering in weeks from wounds that would take
 others months or years to heal. The results aren't
 pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue.
 among our other survival-oriented trats - but
 they're highly functional.
 • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science.
 We developed surgery centuries before
 developing even the most rudimentary
 anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans
 have been known to perform surgery on
 themselves - and survive. Thanks to our
 extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical
 procedures what most other species would regard
 as inventive forms of murder. We even perform
 radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic
 reasons
 uhn
 in essence, we'd be Space Orcs
 I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and
 running with it right?
 Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way
 to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN
 OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back
 into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to
 keep them in place
 We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and
 insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using
 ittle analouge traps.
 And by god, we will eat anything
 • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food
 • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the
 pursuit of darkening our skin
 • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte
 musicians live
 • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area
 and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out
 • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth
 to prevent us from splattering against the ground.
 • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings
 in the exact same places.
 • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging
 rights
 • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and
 completely domesticated them
 • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to
 advance further and faster than any other species on the
 Planet
 Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us
 can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying
 It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph
 and break your neck
 It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have
 it just kind of
 show up
 to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and
 feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you
 think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS
 WAITING
 WHEN YOU WAKE UP
 and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of
 your eye. until you just
 die
 we are scary motherfuckers ok
What if we were the monsters?omg-humor.tumblr.com

What if we were the monsters?omg-humor.tumblr.com

medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To Doctors O BBC <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can.tumblr.com/post/94962197037/rainamermaid-memewhore-sean3116">yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainamermaid.tumblr.com/post/82252691193/memewhore-sean3116-sixpenceee-as-someone">rainamermaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/82176761565/sean3116-sixpenceee-as-someone-who-wants-to">memewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sean3116.tumblr.com/post/82167446715/sixpenceee-as-someone-who-wants-to-study-the">sean3116</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/82136731810/as-someone-who-wants-to-study-the-human">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.</span></p> <p><span>Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.</span></p> <p><span>Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.</span></p> <p><span>In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>he was responding. </span></p> <p><span>Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. </span></p> <p><span>These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.</span></p> <p><span>While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.</span></p> <p><strong><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-supposed-vegetative-state-communicates/story?id=17716726"><span>SOURCE</span></a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS</strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.</p> </blockquote> <p>I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY FUCK</p> </blockquote> <p>That is more than a little terrifying.</p>
medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To
 Doctors

 O BBC
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can.tumblr.com/post/94962197037/rainamermaid-memewhore-sean3116">yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainamermaid.tumblr.com/post/82252691193/memewhore-sean3116-sixpenceee-as-someone">rainamermaid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/82176761565/sean3116-sixpenceee-as-someone-who-wants-to">memewhore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sean3116.tumblr.com/post/82167446715/sixpenceee-as-someone-who-wants-to-study-the">sean3116</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/82136731810/as-someone-who-wants-to-study-the-human">sixpenceee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><span>As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.</span></p>
<p><span>Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.</span></p>
<p><span>Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.</span></p>
<p><span>In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen,<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>he was responding. </span></p>
<p><span>Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. </span></p>
<p><span>These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.</span></p>
<p><span>While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.</span></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-supposed-vegetative-state-communicates/story?id=17716726"><span>SOURCE</span></a></strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p><em><strong>HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS</strong></em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>OH MY FUCK</p>
</blockquote>

<p>That is more than a little terrifying.</p>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can.tumblr.com/post/94962197037/rainamermaid-memewhore-sean3116">yosuke-...

medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To Doctors BBC my-hardcore-kittens: indie—cat: rainamermaid: memewhore: sean3116: sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive. Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong. In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding. Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition. While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications. SOURCE HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS What a fucking nightmare, just kill me. I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead. Omg^
medical science: The Vegetative Patient Who Could Talk To
 Doctors

 BBC
my-hardcore-kittens:

indie—cat:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.
Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.
Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.
In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding. 
Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis. 
These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.
While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.
SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS
WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

Omg^

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