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Me To: They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.
Me To: They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

Me To: My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
Me To: My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.

My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.

Me To: But God told me to tell you (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Me To: But God told me to tell you (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

But God told me to tell you (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Me To: They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.
Me To: They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

Me To: Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.
Me To: Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.

Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.

Me To: Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.
Me To: Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.

Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.

Me To: My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked to do that again.
Me To: My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked to do that again.

My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked...

Me To: I got a girl to ask me to take her home on the first message 😎😎
Me To: I got a girl to ask me to take her home on the first message 😎😎

I got a girl to ask me to take her home on the first message 😎😎

Me To: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff
Me To: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

Me To: My friend told me to post this here
Me To: My friend told me to post this here

My friend told me to post this here

Me To: Me to myself: "S H U T" 👀
Me To: Me to myself: "S H U T" 👀

Me to myself: "S H U T" 👀

Me To: Reddit suggesting me to join the condiment subreddit because I joined the sketchup subreddit. Sketchup is a 3D modelling software
Me To: Reddit suggesting me to join the condiment subreddit because I joined the sketchup subreddit. Sketchup is a 3D modelling software

Reddit suggesting me to join the condiment subreddit because I joined the sketchup subreddit. Sketchup is a 3D modelling software

Me To: Facebook sugest me to buy this Razer cup
Me To: Facebook sugest me to buy this Razer cup

Facebook sugest me to buy this Razer cup

Me To: and then he tells me to turn down the volume
Me To: and then he tells me to turn down the volume

and then he tells me to turn down the volume

Me To: Uses the N word when he's not black, then claims it is free for all to use regardless of race, then asks me to DM him in exchange of never using it again. (Purple=Me, Blue=Nice guy)
Me To: Uses the N word when he's not black, then claims it is free for all to use regardless of race, then asks me to DM him in exchange of never using it again. (Purple=Me, Blue=Nice guy)

Uses the N word when he's not black, then claims it is free for all to use regardless of race, then asks me to DM him in exchange of neve...

Me To: started talking to him 5 days ago, asked me to be his girlfriend (i declined) and this is what happened.
Me To: started talking to him 5 days ago, asked me to be his girlfriend (i declined) and this is what happened.

started talking to him 5 days ago, asked me to be his girlfriend (i declined) and this is what happened.

Me To: Zombie, can you help me to People this are going to upvote?
Me To: Zombie, can you help me to People this are going to upvote?

Zombie, can you help me to People this are going to upvote?

Me To: 5 years strong! My girlfriend has literally helped me to elevate in my purpose, live in my truth, and be myself. Be with someone who helps you grow! So blessed! ✨
Me To: 5 years strong! My girlfriend has literally helped me to elevate in my purpose, live in my truth, and be myself. Be with someone who helps you grow! So blessed! ✨

5 years strong! My girlfriend has literally helped me to elevate in my purpose, live in my truth, and be myself. Be with someone who help...

Me To: The most liked reply in response to Alinity tweeting ”you guys knew I was latina, you expected me to have some nice pink nips wtf?????”
Me To: The most liked reply in response to Alinity tweeting ”you guys knew I was latina, you expected me to have some nice pink nips wtf?????”

The most liked reply in response to Alinity tweeting ”you guys knew I was latina, you expected me to have some nice pink nips wtf?????”

Me To: Tried to get me to date him 'secretly' after I rejected him on a Facebook group. Quite the charmer!
Me To: Tried to get me to date him 'secretly' after I rejected him on a Facebook group. Quite the charmer!

Tried to get me to date him 'secretly' after I rejected him on a Facebook group. Quite the charmer!

Me To: Millenial gf telling me to write what she needs from el super
Me To: Millenial gf telling me to write what she needs from el super

Millenial gf telling me to write what she needs from el super

Me To: This caused me to lose sleep at night
Me To: This caused me to lose sleep at night

This caused me to lose sleep at night

Me To: Multiplayer code from a project I worked on. The fact that it works still surprises me to this day.
Me To: Multiplayer code from a project I worked on. The fact that it works still surprises me to this day.

Multiplayer code from a project I worked on. The fact that it works still surprises me to this day.

Me To: *Cry me to the moon starts playing*
Me To: *Cry me to the moon starts playing*

*Cry me to the moon starts playing*

Me To: After seeing the post yesterday about Aragorn’s charge on Mordor, it reminded me to keep on reading ‘The Music of The Lord of the Rings Films’
Me To: After seeing the post yesterday about Aragorn’s charge on Mordor, it reminded me to keep on reading ‘The Music of The Lord of the Rings Films’

After seeing the post yesterday about Aragorn’s charge on Mordor, it reminded me to keep on reading ‘The Music of The Lord of the Rings F...

Me To: This little cutie came up to me in the park. I don’t know why, but he repeatedly begged me to fetch him a bottle cap.
Me To: This little cutie came up to me in the park. I don’t know why, but he repeatedly begged me to fetch him a bottle cap.

This little cutie came up to me in the park. I don’t know why, but he repeatedly begged me to fetch him a bottle cap.

Me To: Do you want me to do a trick?
Me To: Do you want me to do a trick?

Do you want me to do a trick?

Me To: "Women post photos in revealing outfits on dating sites all the time, so that means it's okay for me to have a dick pic in my public profile."
Me To: "Women post photos in revealing outfits on dating sites all the time, so that means it's okay for me to have a dick pic in my public profile."

"Women post photos in revealing outfits on dating sites all the time, so that means it's okay for me to have a dick pic in my public prof...

Me To: Me to twitch staff
Me To: Me to twitch staff

Me to twitch staff

Me To: Me to my family the moment that quarantine is finished.
Me To: Me to my family the moment that quarantine is finished.

Me to my family the moment that quarantine is finished.

Me To: I compiled Brewie’s pregnancy photoshoot...this episode haunts me to this day
Me To: I compiled Brewie’s pregnancy photoshoot...this episode haunts me to this day

I compiled Brewie’s pregnancy photoshoot...this episode haunts me to this day

Me To: To the dude who told me to do it with netherite
Me To: To the dude who told me to do it with netherite

To the dude who told me to do it with netherite