They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.
My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
@BleacherReport “I blame and thank LeBron James for what just happened. You pushed me to another level bro.” - Paul George
Reporter: Who was the best defensive player you ever played against?
Michael Jordan: “Joe Dumars, he was the toughest guy for me to driv...
But God told me to tell you (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Dear @sarahramos & @dylanobrien, Andrew Garfield texted me your video and asked me to share with you how much he loved it. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 htt...
Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.
25 YEARS AGO TODAY
The Magic eliminated the Bulls in the 95 Playoffs.
This was the last time a Michael Jordan team lost a series.
When my girl ask me to stop smoking up all the crack https://t.co/f1a4HoerMe
My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked...
I got a girl to ask me to take her home on the first message 😎😎
RT @RuthyHebard24: Thank you to the Players Tribune for allowing me to share my story 🙏🏾https://t.co/feSX7JFBkk https://t.co/UHurWkLCzu
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who pushes me to be myself ❤️ https://t.co/pHExML04eD
@HeadGraphix Hard for me to ever go against Ron!! Ron got me out of some tough places https://t.co/4KxQgWLlcL
When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff
My friend told me to post this here
My Trip to Peru
with G Adventures
A trip to Peru has been on my bucket list for quite a while. It was
finally time f...
RT @cutelmgs: Small demons help me to make a bed. https://t.co/4ie15bu4pH
Cecyl’s special 12 month reward She requested for her personal gift a drawing of Touga. Become my patreon and you’ll...
RT @AthleteSwag: You couldn’t pay me to take a punch from Mike Tyson 😱 (via @WhistleSports) https://t.co/oHsfDLMVrB
RT @TravelEarthVibe: Take me to Greece https://t.co/NlybsxNhcG
“Pops trippin man he want me to ask for a follow back, you know I wouldn’t trip” https://t.co/YTMXkO8zQx
Me to myself: "S H U T" 👀
Reddit suggesting me to join the condiment subreddit because I joined the sketchup subreddit. Sketchup is a 3D modelling software
Facebook sugest me to buy this Razer cup
and then he tells me to turn down the volume
Uses the N word when he's not black, then claims it is free for all to use regardless of race, then asks me to DM him in exchange of neve...
started talking to him 5 days ago, asked me to be his girlfriend (i declined) and this is what happened.
Zombie, can you help me to People this are going to upvote?
I did it. I finally sent THE email to my mother... and she's accepting! Definitely gonna take some time for her to get used to things but...
5 years strong! My girlfriend has literally helped me to elevate in my purpose, live in my truth, and be myself. Be with someone who help...
The most liked reply in response to Alinity tweeting ”you guys knew I was latina, you expected me to have some nice pink nips wtf?????”
Tried to get me to date him 'secretly' after I rejected him on a Facebook group. Quite the charmer!
Millenial gf telling me to write what she needs from el super
This caused me to lose sleep at night
Fan from Instagram claiming to be nice and begging me to date him. He's still begging me and trying to guilt trip me by saying he's a fan...
Multiplayer code from a project I worked on. The fact that it works still surprises me to this day.
*Cry me to the moon starts playing*
After seeing the post yesterday about Aragorn’s charge on Mordor, it reminded me to keep on reading ‘The Music of The Lord of the Rings F...
This little cutie came up to me in the park. I don’t know why, but he repeatedly begged me to fetch him a bottle cap.
Do you want me to do a trick?
"Women post photos in revealing outfits on dating sites all the time, so that means it's okay for me to have a dick pic in my public prof...
Me to twitch staff
Me to my family the moment that quarantine is finished.
I compiled Brewie’s pregnancy photoshoot...this episode haunts me to this day
To the dude who told me to do it with netherite