And that’s how I matched your mother
[Wholesome] Matched with a long time crush of mine and we’re going on a date!!
I think I matched with my soulmate
Matched with an Australian girl
Russian love my friends
He knows how to Tinder
We hooked up in 2012
Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!
Her bio had the Irish flag
This may have backfired on me.
With WWIII on the horizon..
Sucking on the clit?😬
Fair too say I didn’t see this one coming
Oh no the finesser got finessed
IM IN BOYS
This is going well
😂 said she could beat me in kart
I have in my bio that i will write a poem on a topic of their choice.
I think she was blown away
Y’know sometimes you gotta do it to em.
I think I win at Tinder
Swing and a miss…
My friend sent me this
Which one of you was it?
Trying out new pick up lines. I think she liked it.
Apparently a new vacuum is a good gift for a college student
Tinder Japan strikes again
Me n my roommate starting 2020 with a W 👏🏿
2020 is already coming thru, bless up 🙏
Celebrating our 3 year anniversary this New Year!
Gotta represent for the short boys
This is probably the most straight forward message I’ve ever received…
I had her in the first half I’m not gonna lie
2 for 1 insult/compliment combo
Ride fast and eat ass
To Hannah guy, I thank you
This bio was all the spice
Well done Daniel.
Girls, does size really matter?
it’s spelt aidan.
u/loneredsolo out here giving me false hope
She blocked me after this
Oh yes, I certainly did
My finger slipped
I’ve peaked, this is my finest moment, it’s all downhill from here