✅ 25+ Best Memes About Man

Soccer, Fergie, and Black: What do Man United and the Black Eyed Peas have in common? They're not very good without Fergie. https://t.co/D4jeMseRoW

What do Man United and the Black Eyed Peas have in common? They're not very good without Fergie. https://t.co/D4jeMseRoW

Beef, Christmas, and Hungry: Taylor Burkhalter @TLBurkhalter I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, "Man, Budapest is going to love this." They asked who Budapest was I said "I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY" and that's when they stopped calling me son

Funny, Kardashians, and Nobel Prize: get this guy the Nobel Prize < Off-Topic Discussion #KardBlock: British man creates app that filters out all mentions of the Kardashians ME Give this man an award. https://t.co/Be051uHtnp

Give this man an award. https://t.co/Be051uHtnp

Doctor, Old Man, and Flight: brohsen @brohsen i remember one time i flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said "ain't no doctors flying spirit" He ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/Wmu2CDbW9G

He ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/Wmu2CDbW9G

Doctor, Fucking, and Memes: brohsen @brohsen iremember one time i flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said "ain't no doctors flying spirit" Too fucking real. 😂😂 I have to black out just to fly Spirit.

Too fucking real. 😂😂 I have to black out just to fly Spirit.

Barcelona, Chelsea, and Football: FOOTBALL CLUBS DRESSING ROOMS 23 2923 14 PSG REAL MADRID ES BARCELONA CHELSEA HES 78 94 MAN CITY The best is⁉️🤨 psg realmadrid barcelona chelsea mancity memesdaily @footy.stars

The best is⁉️🤨 psg realmadrid barcelona chelsea mancity memesdaily @footy.stars

Dank, Facts, and Best: WHAT I WOULD DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS Hookers and cocaine. If a man answers this question any other way, he is lying to you. ...@unhingedny Facts 🤟 follow @unhingedny for the best content 😂🤟🤟 @unhingedny

Facts 🤟 follow @unhingedny for the best content 😂🤟🤟 @unhingedny

Cookies, Crying, and Detroit: O DetroitGHooper 60 AMATEUR 0-489 F Someone contact Ronnie 2k for this foolishness. Of course a nigga from Detroit would have this type of record. At this point he probably hop on a court and start busting down a box of chicken while he’s playing. He got a fucked up mike so you hear everything, from the trap music, to him coughing on his blunt, to the baby crying in the other room. His teammates win-records all types of fucked up. His my player built like he steal cookies. His matchups probably look like 4th Quarter Kobe vs some middle graders. Straight BBQ chicken. There’s no reason Why this man a 60 overall with some Jordan’s and a Jersey. Didn’t bother to raise his stamina. I’m mad he specialized in post scoring for a guard. You Kobe fans make me sick. Homie gonna be hoisting bricks all game. Bout to build a whole another staple center. Boy built his whole my-player wrong. He from flint. It’s something in the water.

Someone contact Ronnie 2k for this foolishness. Of course a nigga from Detroit would have this type of record. At this point he probably hop...

Memes, Racism, and Streets: ES ERASING HATE This man is erasing racism from the streets of Montreal. Literally.

This man is erasing racism from the streets of Montreal. Literally.

Crime, Dank, and 🤖: keith @KeetPotato [my 1st day as crime scene investigator] detective: "how did this man drown?" me: "he could not breathe underwater"

Funny, Memes, and Strong: When you cuddle yourself cause you'rea strong independent woman who don't need no man. SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Bailey Jay, Friends, and Funny: if you want every funny thing that happened in 2018 to be remembered in a single book, the holy meme bible is it HOLY ТЕМЕ BIBLE In Ladies, you have $15 to make the perfect man n, H $300- Works out $200- Smart $400- Smells nice $70 - employable s8- Has a single giant eye s5 - Monster name Mike $2 - Best friends with James P Sullivan s500- Over 6 feet tall ers RESURRECTIon on st Oligarchy & Ohio this @holymemebible feels like a yearbook of everything that happened this year

this @holymemebible feels like a yearbook of everything that happened this year

Martin, Poop, and Streets: WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15, 2018 o. 1 in Palo Alto and the Mid-Peninsula 890 BERKELEY AVENUE MENLO PARK SF launches 'Poop Patrol' to clean up streets The San Francisco Department of Public Works announced today it will assemble a new team, known as the Poop Patrol, which will be focused on cleaning up human and animal SOLD waste throughout the city The team, which will be made up of six peo- ZACH TRAILER ple- a supervisor and five workers, is part of a pilot program set to start sometime in Sep- tember, according to public works department spokeswoman Rachel Gordon. Reports of waste (650) 906-8008 ztrailer@zachtrailer.com AAINPINEL [See PATROL, page 18] Locally owned, independent Www.ZACHTRAILER.COM Bitcoin now accepted for bail "It's a new world,' District Attorney says BYALLİSON LEVITSKY cryptocurrency for bail. Judges can or Daily Post Staff Writer der many kinds of bail, including real High-tech criminal charges call for estate owned by another person high-tech bail in Silicon Valley Electronic Arts has been ordered to pay made his first appearance in federal U.S. Assistant District Attorney to comply with an order to appear later." the U.S. Attorney's Office. Martin Marsich, 25, a Serbian and ordered him to pay $750,000 in Bitcoin "It really is quite broad." Simmons said. living in Udine, Ita- or any other kind of cryptocurrency to The judge could order just about anything. What the objective is is to get the defendant with hacking the Italian national ly, was arrested at SFO on Aug. 8 and A man charged Redwood City video game company be released to a halfway house his bail in cryptocurrency, according to court in San Francisco on Thursday, Abraham Simmons said he doubted it when federal Judge Jacqueline Corley was the first time a judge had allowed If the value of the currency were to See BITCOIN, page 18)

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Fuck You, Funny, and Gatorade: rav @Doughbvy ldk how wine is considered so girly, that shit can fuck you up man and 90% of girls out there drink it like it's fuckin Gatorade Shit is serious. https://t.co/cpKtlfXYxR

Shit is serious. https://t.co/cpKtlfXYxR

Dank, Business, and 🤖: When you've mastered the art of minding your own business LUTALO8 some people could learn a lot from this man

some people could learn a lot from this man

Mom, Man, and You: When your mom tells you you're a handsome young man: You know what? You are!

You know what? You are!

Life, Paradise, and Sorry: Lord forgive me for laughing queen WATERhi @rhirizzle Man wttf I lost my boyfriend 12 hours ago, I honesty have to say this is the hardest thing Ive ever been through in my life. Please value the people really close to you. Rest in paradise you will forever be with me. I'm sorry Tweet 10/12/18,9:34 PM 1 Retweet 10/13/18, 11:13 AM Can’t stand a mf who ain’t about that paper

Can’t stand a mf who ain’t about that paper

Girl Memes, Strong, and Who: When you cuddle yourself cause you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Be Like, Head, and Life: PARDON ME, YOUNG MAN IS THIS YOURS? in my head, I can see this entire conversation playing out Mr Rogers. That is an impressive hammer that you have there. Would it be okay if held it? Thor. You may certainly try, Sir Rogers of the hood R Is it very heavy? T There are many who find unmovable R: How interesting It doesn't seem very heavy to me R. But you know, sometmes life is a lot like that Something that may be very easy for one person may be very difficult for another Have you found this to be true? T.Um. .yes. Yes, I have. R Do you know why that is? T looks at Rogers curiously R: I think that it's because everyone is special and unique in different ways, Just because someone has difficuity lifting your hammer doesnt mean that they are not talented in other ways In tact, I suspect that those indviduals can probably do things that you and I would never dream of T "nods That is true. You are very wise. Sir Rogers. I am humbled by your counsel R And I am so giad that you decided to visit today What it would be like if Thor visited Mr. Rogers

What it would be like if Thor visited Mr. Rogers

Dank, Fuck You, and Gatorade: rav @Doughbvy ldk how wine is considered so girly, that shit can fuck you up man and 90% of girls out there drink it like it's fuckin Gatorade

Gym, Reason, and Man: The reason your man goes to the gym for 3 hours a day 👀

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Dating, Girls, and Life: why go on the bachelor when in real life you could talk to a boy that is also talking to 15 other girls Y’all I’m done dating all these fuckboyz like I’m ready to meet my soulmate like for real where he at?? My back hurts, I got shit to do, I’m tired man help me out.

Y’all I’m done dating all these fuckboyz like I’m ready to meet my soulmate like for real where he at?? My back hurts, I got shit to do, I’m...

Be Like, Head, and Life: PARDON ME,YOUNG MAN IS THIS YOURS Matthew Mathwiz Wisner April 3 Greenville, SC in my head, I can see this entire conversation playing out Mr Rogers. That is an impressive hammer that you have there. Would it be okay if held it? Thor. You may certainly try, Sir Rogers of the hood R Is it very heavy? T There are many who find unmovable R: How interesting. It doesn't seem very heavy to me. R. But you know, sometmes life is a lot like that Something that may be very easy for one person may be very difficult for another Have you found this to be true? T.Um. .yes. Yes, I have. R Do you know why that is? T looks at Rogers curiously R: I think that it's because everyone is special and unique in different ways, Just because someone has difficuity lifting your hammer doesnt mean that they are not talented in other ways In tact, I suspect that those indviduals can probably do things that you and I would never dream of T "nods That is true. You are very wise. Sir Rogers. I am humbled by your counsel R And I am so glad that you decided to visit today What it would be like if Thor visited Mr. Rogers

What it would be like if Thor visited Mr. Rogers

God, Girl Memes, and Man: me: god if he's not right for me send me a sign He's not right for you that Sign wont Stop ime because I can't read! He texted me heyyy with 3 y's he's def a changed man

He texted me heyyy with 3 y's he's def a changed man

Beer, Life, and Memes: Canal Dahora This man risked his life to save his beer😂😂😂 ( DM to a friend and we'll accept his-her follow request rightaway ✌🏼 )

This man risked his life to save his beer😂😂😂 ( DM to a friend and we'll accept his-her follow request rightaway ✌🏼 )

England, Soccer, and Home: ENGLAND UMBRO .GREEN FLAG England have inflicted Spain's first home defeat in 5609 days! Give this man a knighthood 😂😂 https://t.co/nNi2AF1n6S

England have inflicted Spain's first home defeat in 5609 days! Give this man a knighthood 😂😂 https://t.co/nNi2AF1n6S

Bless Up, Facts, and Huh: Mr. Steal your girl @DrSmashlove This pupper just slid into the DM of my girl with one quick message (“wow that’s your man in all them pics huh 🤨 he a chump 😊 lovey doves lookin a$$ 🤤 Pete Davidson lemme get 13 matchy matchy tattoos so we can coordinate permanent ink before I even put a bun in the oven 🐶 and lock u down lookin a$$ 🔒 big old facts 🤷‍♂️ let me know when u ready for a real one 🐕”) and now she pregnant with triplets and they taking a vacation to the south of France wow doggie u ain have to do me like that smh smh bless up 🙁😩😂😂

This pupper just slid into the DM of my girl with one quick message (“wow that’s your man in all them pics huh 🤨 he a chump 😊 lovey doves lo...

Drug Dealer, Pizza, and Drug: the-pizza drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here Psst..psst..want some hugs, kid?

Psst..psst..want some hugs, kid?

Memes, Wine, and Porn: Me Porn with a storyline Wine Ah, I see @whitepeoplehumor is a man of culture as well.

Ah, I see @whitepeoplehumor is a man of culture as well.

Crazy, Relationships, and Live: We live in a generation where a woman is labeled as "crazy" because she won't allow a man to mistreat her.

America, Memes, and Police: Some heroes don't wear capes... lowa man jailed for shooting fireworks at 4 a.m. and telling police he'd shoot more fireworks "with a blunt in his mouth because this is America." When asked to take a preliminary breathalyzer test, he responded that he would take a preliminary go (expletive] yourself test." IM SORRY, THOUGHTTHIS WAS AMERICA CO I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Arsenal, Chelsea, and Club: ASMONACOF COM Arsenal Legend as monaco Manage Man Utd Legend Wales Coach OO TrollFootball Derby County Chëlsea Legend Manager TrollFootball Liverpool Legend Rangers Manager ERROR 404 LEGEND 18 94 Man cityilegendNOT FOUND Club Legends!! https://t.co/TXKEPxAPZu

Club Legends!! https://t.co/TXKEPxAPZu

Beautiful, Fall, and Love: I hope you find the kind of love that makes you a softer person. The kind of love that makes you want to be a better man or woman, the kind of love that believes in you and supports you, that stands by your side. I hope you find thing someone who makes the fall less someone who quickly becomes your favourite fearful, someone you can't help but choose every single day. I hope you find someone who shows you just how deeply you can feel, just how deeply you can love. I hope you find something real, because nothing is more beautiful than loving someone who loves you back. Nothing is more beautiful than loving someone who builds you a home in their heart. Bianca Sparacino wordables.

Energy, Hype, and Video: if your man doesn't hype you up like this then he ain't your man the energy in this video is unmatched

the energy in this video is unmatched

Memes, Money, and Sex: Some men don't understand the importance of having a good woman that genuinely cares for u. Not the sex, not money, or anything material, but YOUI When she really likes you she will accept your flaws and do things to help you become a bette r man. Not because she wants something from you but just be she truly has your best interest at heart. Don't mess that up or take it for granted because if you do you will miss out on that GENUINE CARE that vou won't be able to get back. Women like this are hard to find these days!"

Beautiful, Lost, and Home: WE LOST, BUT I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL WIFE I GET TO GO HOME TO BOY. I'M GOING TO TRY TO MAKE SOME BABIES, MAN. Bruce Irvin after Raiders loss in London B R h/t Paul Gutierrez Priorities 😂

Priorities 😂

Memes, Happy, and Content: look how happy he looks. ugh I wanna hug him. quality content. viral viral @xxlfunny1 Clothing company makes custom shirt for man with Cerebral Palsy PLI <3

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Facts, Funny, and Memes: Me to me when I start trying to trick myself into believing that a man might not be trash ou put your glasses back on and tace the facts SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Goals, Soccer, and Old: BREAKING: Man Utd have changed the goals at Old Trafford in order to accommodate Romelu Lukaku. https://t.co/japbXmih5U

BREAKING: Man Utd have changed the goals at Old Trafford in order to accommodate Romelu Lukaku. https://t.co/japbXmih5U

Memes, Mom, and 🤖: when they laugh at your outfit but mom said you're a handsome young man Thanks mom 😂

Thanks mom 😂

Memes, Nfl, and Cardinals: FOX NFL CARDINALS 14 10 VIKINGS 2-21 13 3rd 10:12 02 3rd& 1 13 3rd 10:1202 3rd &1 3 This man cannot be stopped. @Athielen19 TOUCHDOWN. #AZvsMIN #SKOL 📺: FOX https://t.co/QEnly5YDtM

This man cannot be stopped. @Athielen19 TOUCHDOWN. #AZvsMIN #SKOL 📺: FOX https://t.co/QEnly5YDtM

Fuck You, Gatorade, and Girls: rav @Doughbvy ldk how wine is considered so girly, that shit can fuck you up man and 90% of girls out there drink it like it's fuckin Gatorade Winos are hardcore @416rav

Winos are hardcore @416rav

Memes, Sincerely, and Women: Dear Hispanic Men, You're not getting your women back, they belong to us now Sincerely, Niggas Sr HuevónTM @toCarlos huevos Dear African man, When she stabsyou don't bring her back

Memes, Snapchat, and Soon...: X gon give it to ya An individual named X is going to give something to you ㄙ There is a person who has been given the identity of X who has decided to distribute something of an ambigous nature to you because of an unknown u reason Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X" and as a result of being selected in this process the man known as "X" has a plan which he will soon execute in which he will decide to distribute something that is of an unknown quantity or nature but is likely to be dangerous to yourself. Add us on Snapchat 👻 : DankMemesGang

Add us on Snapchat 👻 : DankMemesGang

Memes, Reviews, and Alpaca: OZ MAN REVIEWS Alpaca in a Hole Here's me commentary on an Alpaca in a hole. SOUND ON🎙

Here's me commentary on an Alpaca in a hole. SOUND ON🎙

Dad, Drake, and Music: Jon Snow advocate. @Cindtrillella That nigga Lebron said "What I say?" like a damn dad and Drake got frazzled LMFAOOOOOOOO Tune @CartuneNetwerk This is how you talk to your father not your athlete friend. Yuck. Watch again 0:10 This man drake a pootbutt, but his music good so it balances out

This man drake a pootbutt, but his music good so it balances out

Af, Creepy, and Funny: Creepy old man: *staring at me in public* Me: Lmao im weak af 😂💀

Lmao im weak af 😂💀

Smile, One, and Man: A man willing to do anything just to place a smile on your face is one worth keeping. ELATIONGHP RSLES

Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Best: WISHING A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR 'GAUTI ONE OF THE BEST OPENERS OF INDIAN TEAM WORLD'S ONE OF THE MOST CHARITABLE CRICKETERS LAUGHING THE MAN WHO PLEDGED TO DONATE ALL HIS BODY ORGANS AFTER DEATH THE MAN WHO WON 2 WORLD CUPS FOR INDIA' Birthday Wishes To Cricketer #GautamGambhir :)

Birthday Wishes To Cricketer #GautamGambhir :)

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