✅ 25+ Best Memes About Man

man: This man creates art with everything he touches by MaiSenpaii2 MORE MEMES

This man creates art with everything he touches by MaiSenpaii2 MORE MEMES

man: This man creates art with everything he touches

This man creates art with everything he touches

man: man those subtitles sure do convey emotion

man those subtitles sure do convey emotion

man: Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)

Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)

man: welcome to the future old man by HELiXDzn MORE MEMES

welcome to the future old man by HELiXDzn MORE MEMES

man: welcome to the future old man

welcome to the future old man

man: tony-stark-ing: Irondad at it again The Amazing Spider-Man issue #518

tony-stark-ing: Irondad at it again The Amazing Spider-Man issue #518

man: batscatsandrobins: justlikeminecraft: flootzavut: ikariyuiofficial: pinkcheesegreenghost: otsitsyataka: gahdamnpunk: An error? Is this even legal?? 35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system This is heartbreaking 💔 his name is Matthew Charles Ways you can help: Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs. Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated) This is awful. hey guys, it already worked. Wow it’s rare to see posts like this with a happy ending.

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man: A man can only wish

A man can only wish

man: They call him, the bucket man

They call him, the bucket man

man: They call him, the bucket man by DenDrexler MORE MEMES

They call him, the bucket man by DenDrexler MORE MEMES

man: You r nice man, thank you !!

You r nice man, thank you !!

man: Sources claim they spotted Man-Bear-Pig too by Space_Probe_One MORE MEMES

Sources claim they spotted Man-Bear-Pig too by Space_Probe_One MORE MEMES

man: Sources claim they spotted Man-Bear-Pig too

Sources claim they spotted Man-Bear-Pig too

man: Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

man: Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

man: youneedjesus01: yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy: omghotmemes: Feels post. I feel very ATTACKED right now LISTEN MAN-

youneedjesus01: yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy: omghotmemes: Feels post. I feel very ATTACKED right now LISTEN MAN-

man: Alan Rickman was truly a wholesome man

Alan Rickman was truly a wholesome man

man: The man behind the slaughter

The man behind the slaughter

man: Truly a Man of culture. by vinsmokeg661 MORE MEMES

Truly a Man of culture. by vinsmokeg661 MORE MEMES

man: fuukonomiko: theroomyouneverenter: veliko-rosseniya: 75 year old Russian grandpa dancing an old traditional navy/sailors dance. MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE I can only dream of having this kind of rhythm

fuukonomiko: theroomyouneverenter: veliko-rosseniya: 75 year old Russian grandpa dancing an old traditional navy/sailors dance. MAN GOE...

man: Truly a Man of culture.

Truly a Man of culture.

man: Homeless man near me is a savage

Homeless man near me is a savage

man: A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do

A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do

man: Who is that man

Who is that man

man: A man of culture by tanishqkabir MORE MEMES

A man of culture by tanishqkabir MORE MEMES

man: A man of culture

A man of culture

man: You are a sad strange little man

You are a sad strange little man

man: “The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man” by ThisPICAintFREE MORE MEMES

“The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man” by ThisPICAintFREE MORE MEMES

man: sirrah1940: profeminist: profeminist: chemicallywrit: kaylapocalypse: historicaltimes: “Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960 via reddit All of those people around him are demons hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond: he did these sit-ins by himself. like idk about you, but i always thought of sit-ins as organized by groups, what kind of bravery does it take, man he didn’t tell anyone about it, like he was no glory-seeker about this. his parents didn’t even know until reporters started calling them up like “hey, did you know your son is in jail? when someone called the cops he’d skedaddle out the back door although he was sent to prison multiple times the last time he got arrested was in Baton Rouge, and the cops were so sick of him that they told inmates they’d put in a good word for anyone who gave Diamond a hard time. (the inmates didn’t take the bait.) he’s still alive! hark, a hero of our times! That is unbelievable courage!

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man: what-even-is-thiss: bobcatdump: jaskiegg: mellomaia: aphony-cree: beyoncescock: gahdamnpunk: Honestly!!! This is just psychological trauma in the making THANK YOU I’ve asked parents about this and they always say they are teaching the child responsibility and “respect for other people’s things.” If I point out that the child accidentally broke their own toy they always say “I bought them that toy” or “my sister gave that to them.” The problem is that parents view all possessions as not really belonging to the child. A part of them always seems to think that the adult who provided the money is the real owner If a parent breaks a dish they see it as breaking something that already belonged to them, but if a child breaks it they see it as the child breaking something that belonged to the parents People raising children need to realize that household possessions belong to the entire household. If everyone has to use that plate then it belongs to everyone and anyone can have a forgivable accident with it. It’s okay to deem certain possessions as just yours and ask everyone in the house to respect that, but extend the same respect to your child’s belongings Big mood. I know most of these are talking about little little kids, but here’s a tale from middle school. I had forgotten to charge my phone one night, and this was back when cell phones used to beep loudly when they were low on battery. I kept hearing the noise throughout the afternoon and not recognizing what it was because I’d never heard it before. When I finally did realize what it was, I was in science class and my fellow classmates were making presentations. I reached into my bag to try to turn off the phone, and then the low-battery sound went off, loud enough for the teacher to hear it. She confiscated my phone in front of everyone, and I didn’t get it back until after the weekend because it was a Friday. I was really embarrassed, especially to tell my parents. When I got my phone back that Monday, my teacher said it was important for me to learn this lesson now since in college they wouldn’t tolerate phones going off. Fast forward to when I was in college, any time someone’s phone went off, either the professor would tell them to turn it off, or they would say, “Oh, my bad,” and turn it off themselves, and everyone would move on. I even had a professor who danced around while someone’s phone went off, and it was a welcome moment of levity during the lecture. I say all this to say, one of the worst aspects of being a child/teen was adults assuming my intentions were malicious. God I’ve been reading these posts for a while and each time I am struck with the realization that certainly not all parents were supposed to be a parent “I say all this to say, one of the worst aspects of being a child/teen was adults assuming my intentions were malicious.”YES this The problem is, even if families are forgiving the culture around children still effects the child. I use myself as proof of that. A few times between the ages of 4 and 18 I broke things. I broke my grandma’s favorite Christmas ornament. Her first question was: “Are you hurt?” and when I apologized profusely she said “I’m just glad you weren’t hurt.” I broke a few plates. I broke a couple glasses. Every time my dad’s first response was “Did you get cut?” the second step was cleaning up the broken bits, and the third was a discussion of what led to me breaking it and how I could avoid doing that in the future. Same with spills. Same with stains. My biggest “punishment” from my immediate family was being taught how to clean up the mess I made and being shown in detail how to avoid the same mistake in the future if it was avoidable. There were consequences for my actions, but they were the direct result of those actions and nothing much beyond that. My family tried so hard to teach me how to deal with accidents in a healthy way. They were patient. They treated every slip-up as a learning opportunity. They showed me a lot of love. The other adults still got to me. Teachers still punished and publicly shamed me and other students for our mess-ups. Extended family members outside of my small supportive circle still yelled at me. My friends’ parents still got mad. To the point where whenever I messed up my first instinct was that my dad or grandparents were going to punish me, or yell at me, or hit me, even though they never did. They just didn’t. They always responded with patience and an attitude of “I’m glad you’re safe and I want to help you learn from this.” And I was still afraid of messing up. Mortified. Expecting the worst every time. It’s like… we need to change the culture around this, man. Completely.

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man: A true man

A true man

man: Nacho man! by Alvaro11RL MORE MEMES

Nacho man! by Alvaro11RL MORE MEMES

man: Nacho man!

Nacho man!

man: cranberry-dumbass: delusion-of-negation: ace-pervert: friendlyalien: ace-pervert: I see no problem Give the poor man a hug :( Or at least let him borrow the Mareep for a minute Agreed. Put the mareep between you two If it helps, this is the follow up

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man: “This pupper absolutely adores the old man living next door and will constantly wait at the window to see if he’s around“ (via)

“This pupper absolutely adores the old man living next door and will constantly wait at the window to see if he’s around“ (via)

man: F chain for my man here? by AgentLlama47 MORE MEMES

F chain for my man here? by AgentLlama47 MORE MEMES

man: F chain for my man here?

F chain for my man here?

man: crystallyzing: batscatsandrobins: justlikeminecraft: flootzavut: ikariyuiofficial: pinkcheesegreenghost: otsitsyataka: gahdamnpunk: An error? Is this even legal?? 35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system This is heartbreaking 💔 his name is Matthew Charles Ways you can help: Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs. Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated) This is awful. hey guys, it already worked. Wow it’s rare to see posts like this with a happy ending. @cercherai

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man: sunshine-tattoo: brunhiddensmusings: skrytch: 2fngrsin: shadowkat678: dandy-boi-ftm: natalie-cats: The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. Wait…what? Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄 also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

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man: sindri42: d0cpr0fess0r: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: strixobscuro: softjunebreeze: knowledgeequalsblackpower: paulwalkersdogwalker: buttcheekpalmkang: hersheyhipster: Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice* Wow… Lmao. Some people threw white paint on it a few years back. They want to be a victim so bad. Fun Fact: That’s a statue of the fist which Joe Louis used to knock out Max Schmeling, Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer in 1938. Schmeling won the 1st bout by knockout in round twelve, but Joe Louis came back in the follow-up match and laid him the fuck out in the 1st round. Fun Fact: Schmeling was hated by the Nazis for losing to a black man and for having a Jewish manager, and he hated them right back, stating in 1975 that he was glad he’d lost the fight because the thought of the Nazis using him for propaganda purposes sickened him. He also personally saved the lives of two Jewish children and later became lifelong friends with Joe Louis. So maybe don’t refer to him as “Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer”… Thank you for this additional info! Reblogging this for the added facts and so people know that Schmeling wasn’t a Nazi or Nazi collaborator and was in fact a good man Imagine hating Nazis so much that when you get beaten up your response is “Good, now they can’t use me as a role model.” As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s fist.

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man: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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man: Give this man a degree by Yamanj3000 MORE MEMES

Give this man a degree by Yamanj3000 MORE MEMES

man: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.

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man: We’re all we got man!

We’re all we got man!

man: totallygamerlife: The future is now old man

totallygamerlife: The future is now old man

man: Someone get this man a copy by winkysocks21 MORE MEMES

Someone get this man a copy by winkysocks21 MORE MEMES

man: Someone get this man a copy

Someone get this man a copy

man: The Florida man with turtles is no match by jdog479 MORE MEMES

The Florida man with turtles is no match by jdog479 MORE MEMES

man: The Florida man with turtles is no match

The Florida man with turtles is no match

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