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lurch: HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE, LURCH???
lurch: HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE, LURCH???

HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE, LURCH???

lurch: My friends and I like to play drinking games, and last night we made our own Drunk Jenga. We had ton of fun, so I thought I'd share: Here's what we wrote on the tiles -2 Truths and a Lie-Tell two truths and one lie, everyone mu ess which was the lie. You drink for every person correc -Accent- You must speak in an accent for the rest of the game -Arm Wrestle Arm wrestle the person to your left. Loser -Aunt Bertha Everyone gets to pinch your cheeks -Baby Got Back- Give a drink to the person with the best ass -Bar Wench-You have to fetch everyone's drinks -Blind Man Take a block with your eyes closecd -Bob Dole You can only refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of the game -Castaway-You can only talk to inanimate objects for the rest of the game -Compliments-Give a compliment to everyone in the room -Crazy Cat Lady Drink for every cat you have every owned -Crypt Keeper-Oldest person drinks -Embryo-Youngest person drinks -Dance-You have to dance for at least a minute -Date Pick someone to 'date'for the rest of the game, when you drink, they drink, and vice versa -Dick Pic- A dick is drawn on the block, you have to take a photo with it and post it on social media (or text it to your Mom/Dad) Down the Hatch Finish your drink -Edward Scissorhand-You must hold two butterknives for the rest of the game and do everything with them -Find a Hat Find a hat (or something that can be a hat) and wear it for the rest of the game -Flashback-Go to the Facebook or Instagram of someone not in the room, and 'like' one of their photos that is at least a year old -Fresh Meat - Person who most recently had sex drinks -Gary Coleman Shortest person drinks Lurch-Tallest person drinks -Gays- Gay people drink Straights -Straight people drink drink Give 3 Make someone drink 3 times -Hand Switch You can only use your non-dominant hand for the -Kitten Mittens -You must play the rest of the game wearing gloves -Make a rule You make a rule that holds for the rest of the game -Make a Speech -Make a speech for 60 seconds -Mustache (draw a mustache on the tile) -you have to hold the mustache up to your mouth for the rest of the game, including when drinking -Moving Violation Drink if you've had sex in a car, drink 2x if the car was moving -Never Have l Ever-play a 3 finger game of never have I ever -Nicknames You assign nicknames to everyone (including yourself) and people can only use those names for the rest of the game -No Guts, No Glory - You can't take any center pieces -Phone Call- Call someone, if they don't pick up, leave a message -Question Master-You are the question master for the rest of the game, if anyone answers a question you ask them, they drink -Rewind- Take a block from the top and put it back in the tower (can't be on the very bottom row) Send a sexy selfie -send a sexy selfie to anyone not in the room. No significant others, no snapchats Sharing is Caring- Everyone pours a little bit of their drink into a cup, you have to shoot the concoction Sibling Rivalry-Drink for every sibling you have Sobriety Test Remove another block while drinking Strip - Remove a piece of clothing (Jewelry, hats, shoes, etc me cou The Real Slim Shady -You have to stand for the rest of the game -Time Out Stand with your face in the corner of the room until your next turn. No talking or drinking Top Swap- Change shirts with someone T-Rex Arms-You must do everything with T-Rex arms for the rest of the game (elbows touching your sides) -Tribal Council - Everyone votes, person with the most votes finishes their drink. (Alternative: person with the most votes stops playing) -Trivia Everyone else comes up with one trivia question to ask you, if you lose you drink (if you win, the person who asked you/came up with the question drinks) Truth or Dare You pick, then everyone else comes to a consensus of what you have to do -Wasted Education-One drink for every year of education irrelevant to your current job Punishment for knocking down the tower is either chug a beer or take a shot. Funny Pictures brought to you by LolSnaps. Constant updates of the best funny pictures on the web.
lurch: My friends and I like to play drinking games, and last night
 we made our own Drunk Jenga. We had ton of fun, so I
 thought I'd share:
 Here's what we wrote on the tiles
 -2 Truths and a Lie-Tell two truths and one lie, everyone
 mu
 ess which was the lie. You drink for every person
 correc
 -Accent- You must speak in an accent for the rest of the
 game
 -Arm Wrestle Arm wrestle the person to your left. Loser
 -Aunt Bertha Everyone gets to pinch your cheeks
 -Baby Got Back- Give a drink to the person with the best
 ass
 -Bar Wench-You have to fetch everyone's drinks
 -Blind Man Take a block with your eyes closecd
 -Bob Dole You can only refer to yourself in the third person
 for the rest of the game
 -Castaway-You can only talk to inanimate objects for the
 rest of the game
 -Compliments-Give a compliment to everyone in the room
 -Crazy Cat Lady Drink for every cat you have every owned
 -Crypt Keeper-Oldest person drinks
 -Embryo-Youngest person drinks
 -Dance-You have to dance for at least a minute
 -Date Pick someone to 'date'for the rest of the game, when
 you drink, they drink, and vice versa
 -Dick Pic- A dick is drawn on the block, you have to take a
 photo with it and post it on social media (or text it to your
 Mom/Dad)
 Down the Hatch Finish your drink
 -Edward Scissorhand-You must hold two butterknives for
 the rest of the game and do everything with them
 -Find a Hat Find a hat (or something that can be a hat) and
 wear it for the rest of the game
 -Flashback-Go to the Facebook or Instagram of someone
 not in the room, and 'like' one of their photos that is at least
 a year old
 -Fresh Meat - Person who most recently had sex drinks
 -Gary Coleman Shortest person drinks
 Lurch-Tallest person drinks
 -Gays- Gay people drink
 Straights -Straight people drink drink
 Give 3 Make someone drink 3 times
 -Hand Switch You can only use your non-dominant hand
 for the
 -Kitten Mittens -You must play the rest of the game
 wearing gloves
 -Make a rule You make a rule that holds for the rest of the
 game
 -Make a Speech -Make a speech for 60 seconds
 -Mustache (draw a mustache on the tile) -you have to hold
 the mustache up to your mouth for the rest of the game,
 including when drinking
 -Moving Violation Drink if you've had sex in a car, drink 2x
 if the car was moving
 -Never Have l Ever-play a 3 finger game of never have I
 ever
 -Nicknames You assign nicknames to everyone (including
 yourself) and people can only use those names for the rest
 of the game
 -No Guts, No Glory - You can't take any center pieces
 -Phone Call- Call someone, if they don't pick up, leave a
 message
 -Question Master-You are the question master for the rest
 of the game, if anyone answers a question you ask them,
 they drink
 -Rewind- Take a block from the top and put it back in the
 tower (can't be on the very bottom row)
 Send a sexy selfie -send a sexy selfie to anyone not in the
 room. No significant others, no snapchats
 Sharing is Caring- Everyone pours a little bit of their drink
 into a cup, you have to shoot the concoction
 Sibling Rivalry-Drink for every sibling you have
 Sobriety Test Remove another block while drinking
 Strip - Remove a piece of clothing (Jewelry, hats, shoes, etc
 me
 cou
 The Real Slim Shady -You have to stand for the rest of the
 game
 -Time Out Stand with your face in the corner of the room
 until your next turn. No talking or drinking
 Top Swap- Change shirts with someone
 T-Rex Arms-You must do everything with T-Rex arms for
 the rest of the game (elbows touching your sides)
 -Tribal Council - Everyone votes, person with the most votes
 finishes their drink. (Alternative: person with the most votes
 stops playing)
 -Trivia Everyone else comes up with one trivia question to
 ask you, if you lose you drink (if you win, the person who
 asked you/came up with the question drinks)
 Truth or Dare You pick, then everyone else comes to a
 consensus of what you have to do
 -Wasted Education-One drink for every year of education
 irrelevant to your current job
 Punishment for knocking down the tower is either chug a
 beer or take a shot.
Funny Pictures brought to you by LolSnaps. Constant updates of the best funny pictures on the web.

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lurch: SKT 1:04 AM 69% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/17/16 Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is everlasting and divine Feb 20, 2016, 6:22 AM woahhhh what Feb 26, 2016, 12:43 AM You look exactly like my next girlfriend Feb 26, 2016, 12:59 AM You look exactly like my actual nightmares 00 SKT 1:04 AM 69% Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins / damages an already ugly Message Send GIF 1:05 AM 69% i 0, reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. <p><a href="http://katemarie999.tumblr.com/post/143335443665/proudblackconservative-im-just-a-reaction" class="tumblr_blog">katemarie999</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/143334075699/im-just-a-reaction-justneckbeardthings-dat" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/139995512609">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dat bruised ego doe</p> </blockquote> <p>is this real though? it’s an interesting example of perception. it’s a turbo version of when people say “how could i ever have dated her/him!?”</p> </blockquote> <p>I doubt it’s real because literally nobody on tinder speaks with anywhere near this level of eloquence or correct spelling. “hey bby hows it goin wanna see my dic?” Is how most people lead off.</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah but this kind of thing does happen if you say you’re not interested. Some guys go ballistic, I’ve had it happen to me multiple times. Literally the only time I agree with feminists (and still not the third wave garbage) is when they complain about this because yeah, it’s really annoying and it needs to stop.</p></blockquote> <p>True: some guys at completely inappropriately when rejected.<br/>False: only guys do this.</p><p>And that&rsquo;s what I don&rsquo;t agree with feminists on.</p>
lurch: SKT
 1:04 AM
 69%
 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/17/16
 Hello heavenly blessed
 beauty whose inner beauty
 is everlasting and divine
 Feb 20, 2016, 6:22 AM
 woahhhh what
 Feb 26, 2016, 12:43 AM
 You look exactly like my
 next girlfriend
 Feb 26, 2016, 12:59 AM
 You look exactly like my
 actual nightmares

 00 SKT
 1:04 AM
 69%
 Your eyes are too far
 apart. Nose is definitely
 crooked. The shape of
 your face is not
 aesthetically pleasing at
 all. You look like a 3/10
 with make up in this photo.
 I don't even want to
 imagine what you look like
 without make up. I actually
 just threw up in my mouth,
 just thinking about it. Your
 head is too big (although
 that may be, because of
 your giraffe neck posture)
 As for your hair, lol.
 Seriously, do something.
 You look like a horse. Stare
 at your face for more than
 5 seconds, and you will
 see how ugly you are. The
 eyes which are too far
 apart is what ruins /
 damages an already ugly
 Message
 Send
 GIF

 1:05 AM
 69% i
 0,
 reminds me of lurch. Don't
 even let me start on your
 pale complexion. It only
 works if you look hot.
 Unfortunately, you do not
 look hot. Its hard to sum
 up a creature like you in
 one word. 'UGLY ' would
 be unfair, since it doesn't
 reflect how repulsive you
 look. GROTESQUE is
 stretching it. But
 somewhere in between, is
 where you would be, on
 the scale of an average
 man. I'm sorry if my words
 seem a little harsh. Just so
 you know, I sugar coated
 this post as much as
 possible.
<p><a href="http://katemarie999.tumblr.com/post/143335443665/proudblackconservative-im-just-a-reaction" class="tumblr_blog">katemarie999</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/143334075699/im-just-a-reaction-justneckbeardthings-dat" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/139995512609">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>dat bruised ego doe</p>
</blockquote>

<p>is this real though? it’s an interesting example of perception. it’s a turbo version of when people say “how could i ever have dated her/him!?”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I doubt it’s real because literally nobody on tinder speaks with anywhere near this level of eloquence or correct spelling. “hey bby hows it goin wanna see my dic?” Is how most people lead off.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah but this kind of thing does happen if you say you’re not interested. Some guys go ballistic, I’ve had it happen to me multiple times. Literally the only time I agree with feminists (and still not the third wave garbage) is when they complain about this because yeah, it’s really annoying and it needs to stop.</p></blockquote>

<p>True: some guys at completely inappropriately when rejected.<br/>False: only guys do this.</p><p>And that&rsquo;s what I don&rsquo;t agree with feminists on.</p>

<p><a href="http://katemarie999.tumblr.com/post/143335443665/proudblackconservative-im-just-a-reaction" class="tumblr_blog">katemarie999<...

lurch: SKT 1:04 AM 69% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/17/16 Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is everlasting and divine Feb 20, 2016, 6:22 AM woahhhh what Feb 26, 2016, 12:43 AM You look exactly like my next girlfriend Feb 26, 2016, 12:59 AM You look exactly like my actual nightmares 00 SKT 1:04 AM 69% Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins / damages an already ugly Message Send GIF 1:05 AM 69% i 0, reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. <p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/139995512609">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dat bruised ego doe</p> </blockquote> <p>is this real though? it’s an interesting example of perception. it’s a turbo version of when people say “how could i ever have dated her/him!?”</p> </blockquote> <p>I doubt it’s real because literally nobody on tinder speaks with anywhere near this level of eloquence or correct spelling. &ldquo;hey bby hows it goin wanna see my dic?&rdquo; Is how most people lead off.</p>
lurch: SKT
 1:04 AM
 69%
 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/17/16
 Hello heavenly blessed
 beauty whose inner beauty
 is everlasting and divine
 Feb 20, 2016, 6:22 AM
 woahhhh what
 Feb 26, 2016, 12:43 AM
 You look exactly like my
 next girlfriend
 Feb 26, 2016, 12:59 AM
 You look exactly like my
 actual nightmares

 00 SKT
 1:04 AM
 69%
 Your eyes are too far
 apart. Nose is definitely
 crooked. The shape of
 your face is not
 aesthetically pleasing at
 all. You look like a 3/10
 with make up in this photo.
 I don't even want to
 imagine what you look like
 without make up. I actually
 just threw up in my mouth,
 just thinking about it. Your
 head is too big (although
 that may be, because of
 your giraffe neck posture)
 As for your hair, lol.
 Seriously, do something.
 You look like a horse. Stare
 at your face for more than
 5 seconds, and you will
 see how ugly you are. The
 eyes which are too far
 apart is what ruins /
 damages an already ugly
 Message
 Send
 GIF

 1:05 AM
 69% i
 0,
 reminds me of lurch. Don't
 even let me start on your
 pale complexion. It only
 works if you look hot.
 Unfortunately, you do not
 look hot. Its hard to sum
 up a creature like you in
 one word. 'UGLY ' would
 be unfair, since it doesn't
 reflect how repulsive you
 look. GROTESQUE is
 stretching it. But
 somewhere in between, is
 where you would be, on
 the scale of an average
 man. I'm sorry if my words
 seem a little harsh. Just so
 you know, I sugar coated
 this post as much as
 possible.
<p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/139995512609">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>dat bruised ego doe</p>
</blockquote>

<p>is this real though? it’s an interesting example of perception. it’s a turbo version of when people say “how could i ever have dated her/him!?”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I doubt it’s real because literally nobody on tinder speaks with anywhere near this level of eloquence or correct spelling. &ldquo;hey bby hows it goin wanna see my dic?&rdquo; Is how most people lead off.</p>

<p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-jus...