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love at first sight: 4) -' 04) French ▼ English" coup de feu gunshot English 04) French coup de fou Blowjob French ▼ 4) English ▼ coup de foudre love at first sight FEnglish 04) French coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
 love at first sight: 4)
 -'
 04)
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 English"
 coup de feu
 gunshot

 English
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 coup de fou
 Blowjob

 French ▼
 4)
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 coup de foudre
 love at first sight

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 04)
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 coup de foutre
 Cum shot
 Did you mean coup de foudre?
feniczoroark:

candygarnet:
shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:


@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,if only you knew


It’s a very dangerous language to learn


Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. 
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love



Hell language @randomnightlord 


No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily

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love at first sight: The progression of Barley the Frenchie and his sister Beesley. The two French meatballs
 love at first sight: The progression of Barley the Frenchie and his sister Beesley. The two French meatballs

The progression of Barley the Frenchie and his sister Beesley. The two French meatballs

love at first sight: reedsy How to Writea Query Letter 15 stn A one-page note that will make agents fall in love at first sight Subject: Query for David - One for the Road: a thriller Jenny Writes <jenny.writes@reedsy.com> Best Literary Agency<submissions@bestlitagency.com> From: O: Mention the agent's name in the subject line Provide context for your book, e.g. "a thriller" Use the correct submission address GREETING AND INTRODUCTION Keep the intro short! A sentence or two will do the trick Don't misspell the agent's name! Mention any personal connection you have to the agent, or Include a referral from authors or industry insiders "Dear Mr Jenkins, My name is Jenny Writes. I am seeking representation for my debut thriller novel, One for the Road..." THE HOOK AND SYNOPSIS Write an irresistible 'elevator pitch,' condensing the spirit of your book into a few sentences. LI Give a taste of the story, genre, and your flair for writing Introduce your main characters Establish the central conflict What differentiates your book from others in the genre? Leave the agent wanting to find out more Keep the hook and synopsis under 200 words "Dr Clara Fortune is Seattle's greatest surgeon: a rising star, loved by her patients. During a groundbreaking procedure, she realizes that she once met her patient during her "dark days" in Afghanistan. If he makes it out of the surgery alive, this man could threaten everything Clara holds dear..." reedsyhq: Click the link to view the full infographic: http://bit.ly/2yO0kwhAre you looking for an agent to represent your latest book? Read our latest blog post on “How to Write a Query Letter in 7 Steps” for strategic tips!
 love at first sight: reedsy
 How to Writea
 Query Letter
 15
 stn
 A one-page note that will make agents
 fall in love at first sight
 Subject:
 Query for David - One for the Road: a thriller
 Jenny Writes <jenny.writes@reedsy.com>
 Best Literary Agency<submissions@bestlitagency.com>
 From:
 O:
 Mention the agent's name in the subject line
 Provide context for your book, e.g. "a thriller"
 Use the correct submission address
 GREETING AND INTRODUCTION
 Keep the intro short! A sentence or two will do the trick
 Don't misspell the agent's name!
 Mention any personal connection you have to the agent, or
 Include a referral from authors or industry insiders
 "Dear Mr Jenkins,
 My name is Jenny Writes. I am seeking representation for my debut
 thriller novel, One for the Road..."
 THE HOOK AND SYNOPSIS
 Write an irresistible 'elevator pitch,' condensing the spirit of your book into a
 few sentences.
 LI Give a taste of the story, genre, and your flair for writing
 Introduce your main characters
 Establish the central conflict
 What differentiates your book from others
 in the genre?
 Leave the agent wanting to find out more
 Keep the hook and synopsis under 200 words
 "Dr Clara Fortune is Seattle's greatest surgeon: a rising star, loved by her
 patients. During a groundbreaking procedure, she realizes that she once
 met her patient during her "dark days" in Afghanistan. If he makes it out of
 the surgery alive, this man could threaten everything Clara holds dear..."
reedsyhq:

Click the link to view the full infographic: http://bit.ly/2yO0kwhAre you looking for an agent to represent your latest book? Read our latest blog post on “How to Write a Query Letter in 7 Steps” for strategic tips!

reedsyhq: Click the link to view the full infographic: http://bit.ly/2yO0kwhAre you looking for an agent to represent your latest book?...