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Bodies , Bored, and Dad: aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out whatโ€™s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Hereโ€™s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the securityโ€™s routine. It would escape and be back between the guardsโ€™ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. ย Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I canโ€™t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape โ€” 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didnโ€™t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out whatโ€™s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Hereโ€™s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the securityโ€™s routine. It would escape and be back between the guardsโ€™ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. ย Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

I canโ€™t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape
Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors
Octopus Escape โ€” 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter
Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love
Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didnโ€™t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.


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Benadryl, Bless Up, and Fall: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of my pup. U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners ๐Ÿค—. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it ๐Ÿค—). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u ๐Ÿ˜‚. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time ๐Ÿ˜ข. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Benadryl, Bless Up, and Fall: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it
 l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of
 my pup.
U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners ๐Ÿค—. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it ๐Ÿค—). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u ๐Ÿ˜‚. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time ๐Ÿ˜ข. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners ๐Ÿค—...

Definitely, Memes, and Money: Balling On A Budget: Saint Laurent "Niki" Crystal Boots vs. Steve Madden "Crushing" Boots @balleralert Balling On A Budget: Saint Laurent โ€œNikiโ€ Crystal Boots vs. Steve Madden โ€œCrushingโ€ Boots -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € There are quite a few designer items that many want to add to their wardrobe, but unfortunately the items are way out of their budget. There are many sites or stores that sell designer inspired items with great quality and at an affordable price. You can find inspired pieces from stores like H&M, Zara, ASOS, and Steve Madden. Be sure to also add EGO to your list of favorites! โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you desire to look fashionable, but donโ€™t want to spend an arm and a leg, check out todayโ€™s Balling On A Budget item. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The boots are simply stunning and of course extremely expensive. The boots are available for $10,000. The thigh-high boots feature a pointed tip and covered cone heel. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The Steve Madden inspired boots features a sky-high heel, perfectly pointed toe, and rhinestone-covered surfaces. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I know many of us had our eyes on the Saint Laurent Boots but because they are out of our price range, you can purchase the similar pair for a fraction of the cost. The Steve Madden โ€œCrushingโ€ Boots are available for only $299. Definitely a steal that you donโ€™t want to miss! You do not have to spend a lot of money to get a celebrity inspired look. You can look just as fabulous as they do on your budget. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Are you feeling todayโ€™s Balling on a Budget item? โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
Definitely, Memes, and Money: Balling On A Budget: Saint Laurent "Niki"
 Crystal Boots vs. Steve Madden
 "Crushing" Boots
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Balling On A Budget: Saint Laurent โ€œNikiโ€ Crystal Boots vs. Steve Madden โ€œCrushingโ€ Boots -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € There are quite a few designer items that many want to add to their wardrobe, but unfortunately the items are way out of their budget. There are many sites or stores that sell designer inspired items with great quality and at an affordable price. You can find inspired pieces from stores like H&M, Zara, ASOS, and Steve Madden. Be sure to also add EGO to your list of favorites! โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you desire to look fashionable, but donโ€™t want to spend an arm and a leg, check out todayโ€™s Balling On A Budget item. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The boots are simply stunning and of course extremely expensive. The boots are available for $10,000. The thigh-high boots feature a pointed tip and covered cone heel. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The Steve Madden inspired boots features a sky-high heel, perfectly pointed toe, and rhinestone-covered surfaces. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I know many of us had our eyes on the Saint Laurent Boots but because they are out of our price range, you can purchase the similar pair for a fraction of the cost. The Steve Madden โ€œCrushingโ€ Boots are available for only $299. Definitely a steal that you donโ€™t want to miss! You do not have to spend a lot of money to get a celebrity inspired look. You can look just as fabulous as they do on your budget. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Are you feeling todayโ€™s Balling on a Budget item? โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

Balling On A Budget: Saint Laurent โ€œNikiโ€ Crystal Boots vs. Steve Madden โ€œCrushingโ€ Boots -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € There are q...

Beautiful, Fashion, and Memes: Ballerific Fashion: Teyana Taylor Channels Her Inner Janet Jackson @balleralert th video musi award Ic STAGRAM GHIPHOPUR th video video Ballerific Fashion: Teyana Taylor Channels Her Inner Janet Jackson -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Some of your favorite celebs hit the red carpet for the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards wearing some of the hottest pieces from your favorite designers. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Teyana Taylor's look stood out the most among many. The songstress hit the carpet in a white cropped v-neck tee styled with black wide leg trousers. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Taylor's look was inspired by one of the greatest, of course the beautiful Janet Jackson. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Janet wore the look during MTV's 1995 Video Music Awards. The look is super casual with a twist of sexiness, especially when your abs are popping! โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Were you feeling Teyana's look on tonight's MTV Video Music Awards? BallerificFashion
Beautiful, Fashion, and Memes: Ballerific Fashion: Teyana Taylor
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Ballerific Fashion: Teyana Taylor Channels Her Inner Janet Jackson -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Some of your favorite celebs hit the red carpet for the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards wearing some of the hottest pieces from your favorite designers. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Teyana Taylor's look stood out the most among many. The songstress hit the carpet in a white cropped v-neck tee styled with black wide leg trousers. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Taylor's look was inspired by one of the greatest, of course the beautiful Janet Jackson. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Janet wore the look during MTV's 1995 Video Music Awards. The look is super casual with a twist of sexiness, especially when your abs are popping! โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Were you feeling Teyana's look on tonight's MTV Video Music Awards? BallerificFashion

Ballerific Fashion: Teyana Taylor Channels Her Inner Janet Jackson -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Some of your favorite celebs hit t...

Apple, Apple Watch, and Bless Up: What cute ghosts Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto)
Apple, Apple Watch, and Bless Up: What cute ghosts
Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever because it's the gym so he see no need to be exkra - that's a good man. Keep him. On the other hand. If yo man wear: (1) black sporty athletic shorts, (2) black leg compression tights with graphics on them, (3) black sporty t shirt with matchy graphics on it to where it complement the tights, (4) black compression upper body tights that cover the elbow and show the musculature of his biceps thru the tights, (4) black Nike socks, and (5) black Nike cross trainers? With the Apple Watch, Garmin watch, or Fit Bit? HE A THOT. HE WAS BORN A THOT. HE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF THOTS STARTING WITH HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER THOTTIOUS WITHERSPOON IV WHO EMIGRATED HERE FROM JAMAICA. THIS MAN HAS THOT IN HIS BLOOD. GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT - HE BLEEDS "thot". AS A BABY BOY HE LITCHRALLY WALKED AROUND WITH A PERMANENT PUPPY FILTER ON HIS FACE. TURBO SUPER ROBOT-THOT. NOW SOME OF YALL LOVE THOTS - IN WHICH CASE GOD BLESS YALL, LOOK FOR THIS TYPE OF MAN AND HE WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DESIRES. BUT IF U THE TYPE TO BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY MALE THOTS WHO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL? AND U CATCH YO MAN DRESSED LIKE THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR TO THE "gym"? WELL...NOW U KNOW...ACT ACCORDINGLY...SMASH IS JUST HERE TO WARN YALL...I OFFER NO CRITIQUES, JUST FACTS - SOME OF MY BES FRENZ HAPPEN TO BE THOTS I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE TYPE, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Reddit u-Sayonarahonto)

Ladies lemme warn y'all. If yo man go to the gym. And he wear a tank top or cut off t shirt and shorts that ain't too matching just whatever...

Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.

You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why unti...