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Best Friend, Chill, and Confused: <p><a href="http://dandalf-thegay.tumblr.com/post/170994119442/fire-is-her-water-abracataako-merak-zoran" class="tumblr_blog">dandalf-thegay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fire-is-her-water.tumblr.com/post/170978939399/abracataako-merak-zoran" class="tumblr_blog">fire-is-her-water</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abracataako.tumblr.com/post/170977403414/merak-zoran-fire-is-her-water-my-doggo" class="tumblr_blog">abracataako</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://merak-zoran.tumblr.com/post/170945654705/fire-is-her-water-my-doggo-ezri-who-rarely" class="tumblr_blog">merak-zoran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fire-is-her-water.tumblr.com/post/170937226484/my-doggo-ezri-who-rarely-barks-and-mostly" class="tumblr_blog">fire-is-her-water</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.</p> <p>When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="248" data-orig-width="450" data-tumblr-attribution="haidaspicciare:Vvry4LUoHrTPODcAw0X2rg:ZZ1zKu2H9aKW8"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef0c698113783e768cd579290e10b982/tumblr_ojqyq1lvEu1rfd7lko1_500.gif" data-orig-height="248" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!</p> </blockquote> <p>I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D</p> <p>She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:<br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9b4183360780f25ae0246e4093236d4/tumblr_inline_p4av9rC8lr1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”</p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6fbcd9d00f5d178ad5a57247e169ae3d/tumblr_inline_p4avj7v8p71taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720"/></figure><p>I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28103164a1804f04c927f4d5d92e0785/tumblr_inline_p4avotFTgi1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: </p> <figure data-orig-width="2048" data-orig-height="1377" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/765773d5f40b9b10091954f05973436b/tumblr_inline_p4avayOJTA1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="2048" data-orig-height="1377"/></figure><p>She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2531b609cc6f2e3e667bb0d0c79c4fd/tumblr_inline_p4awjt4pn61taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.<br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d03e54315c30750849ea112991a589c1/tumblr_inline_p4awju9pfx1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe</p> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7ddb530d8d4bdd3ce68e2bab5182a83/tumblr_inline_p4avxkn88v1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="totaldivasepisodes:5mAijUxQ3lybBv2Savbs6A:Zk6RCm2MvpxDg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/338914e4736d1041dc64f93bc1200655/tumblr_orttucRhYW1u1ljrzo1_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
Best Friend, Chill, and Confused: <p><a href="http://dandalf-thegay.tumblr.com/post/170994119442/fire-is-her-water-abracataako-merak-zoran" class="tumblr_blog">dandalf-thegay</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://fire-is-her-water.tumblr.com/post/170978939399/abracataako-merak-zoran" class="tumblr_blog">fire-is-her-water</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://abracataako.tumblr.com/post/170977403414/merak-zoran-fire-is-her-water-my-doggo" class="tumblr_blog">abracataako</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://merak-zoran.tumblr.com/post/170945654705/fire-is-her-water-my-doggo-ezri-who-rarely" class="tumblr_blog">merak-zoran</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://fire-is-her-water.tumblr.com/post/170937226484/my-doggo-ezri-who-rarely-barks-and-mostly" class="tumblr_blog">fire-is-her-water</a>:</p>

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<p>My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.</p>

<p>When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.</p>
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<p>What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!</p>
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<p>I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D</p>
<p>She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:<br/></p>
<figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9b4183360780f25ae0246e4093236d4/tumblr_inline_p4av9rC8lr1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6fbcd9d00f5d178ad5a57247e169ae3d/tumblr_inline_p4avj7v8p71taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720"/></figure><p>I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28103164a1804f04c927f4d5d92e0785/tumblr_inline_p4avotFTgi1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: </p>
<figure data-orig-width="2048" data-orig-height="1377" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/765773d5f40b9b10091954f05973436b/tumblr_inline_p4avayOJTA1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="2048" data-orig-height="1377"/></figure><p>She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2531b609cc6f2e3e667bb0d0c79c4fd/tumblr_inline_p4awjt4pn61taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.<br/></p>
<figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d03e54315c30750849ea112991a589c1/tumblr_inline_p4awju9pfx1taoskn_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p>ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe</p>
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Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT 🥇. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness 🤗." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus 🤗). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie 😘). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers 👶😍😂 (📸: Reddit u-arturg87)
Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she
 loves fetching and catching toys
Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT 🥇. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness 🤗." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus 🤗). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie 😘). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers 👶😍😂 (📸: Reddit u-arturg87)

Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT 🥇. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a spor...