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Knope: Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You hi You 16 minutes ago I have a problem to report 16 minutes ago Netflix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netflix, which member of the crew am I speaking with today? 16 minutes ago You Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago You Engineering has a problem to report 15 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago You Visual displays are erratic, sir 14 minutes ago You season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly 14 minutes ago Netflix Michael How so, LT? 14 minutes ago You at 5 minutes of operation 14 minutes ago You roughly 14 minutes ago You the visual creates a temporal loop 14 minutes ago You and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 13 minutes ago You Our ship seems to be immune to the effect, as our lives are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Customer Service 13 minutes ago Netflix Michael Oh, no. LT I told you no watching Netfix while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. :) 13 minutes ago You Dammit, I'm an engineer, not a navigator 13 minutes ago Netflix Michael :) 12 minutes ago You We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present 11 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? 11 minutes ago You But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days 11 minutes ago You no other episodes of either Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected 10 minutes ago You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge, Captain. 10 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT, that is no good at all. \ 10 minutes ago You We also attempted to start the episode *after* the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued! Netflix Michael 9 minutes ago Ok. I will get this issue flagged so our techs can look at it. You 9 minutes ago Worst of all, Captain.. the dialogue. It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, "This is real life. This is real life. This is real life." WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael НАНА Netflix Michael 8 minutes ago That is a horrible place to get stuck. 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier. Netflix Customer Service 11 minutes ago You Indeed, Captain. 10 minutes ago Netflix Michael :) 10 minutes ago You [Oh, also, your "report a problem" with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer service experience I think I have ever had.] 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael Well thank you. 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael We got that reported on our end. 9 minutes ago You This needs to go on a blog somewhere... 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. :) 8 minutes ago You YES. 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? 7 minutes ago You I almost wish there were. 7 minutes ago You I almost wish there were. 7 minutes ago Netflix Michael Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey. 7 minutes ago You will do This chat session has ended. Were you satisfied with your Netflix experience? © Yes No Thanks for your feedback. lordticklefish: sherkeys: A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real. I now want a job with Netflix.
Knope: Netflix Customer Service
 You are now chatting with: Michael
 16 minutes ago
 You
 hi
 You
 16 minutes ago
 I have a problem to report
 16 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netflix, which member of the crew am I speaking with
 today?
 16 minutes ago
 You
 Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
 15 minutes ago
 You
 Engineering has a problem to report
 15 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT, what seems to be the problem?
 15 minutes ago
 You
 Visual displays are erratic, sir
 14 minutes ago
 You
 season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
 14 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 How so, LT?
 14 minutes ago
 You
 at 5 minutes of operation

 14 minutes ago
 You
 roughly
 14 minutes ago
 You
 the visual creates a temporal loop
 14 minutes ago
 You
 and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
 13 minutes ago
 You
 Our ship seems to be immune to the effect, as our lives are not actually repeating over
 and over
 Netflix Customer Service
 13 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Oh, no. LT I told you no watching Netfix while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. :)
 13 minutes ago
 You
 Dammit, I'm an engineer, not a navigator
 13 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 :)
 12 minutes ago
 You
 We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
 11 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
 11 minutes ago
 You
 But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days

 11 minutes ago
 You
 no other episodes of either Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
 10 minutes ago
 You
 We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge,
 Captain.
 10 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT, that is no good at all. \
 10 minutes ago
 You
 We also attempted to start the episode *after* the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
 and the loop continued!
 Netflix Michael
 9 minutes ago
 Ok. I will get this issue flagged so our techs can look at it.
 You
 9 minutes ago
 Worst of all, Captain.. the dialogue. It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, "This
 is real life. This is real life. This is real life." WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 НАНА
 Netflix Michael
 8 minutes ago
 That is a horrible place to get stuck.
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier.

 Netflix Customer Service
 11 minutes ago
 You
 Indeed, Captain.
 10 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 :)
 10 minutes ago
 You
 [Oh, also, your "report a problem" with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
 this chat, which also happens to be best customer service experience I think I have ever
 had.]
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Well thank you.
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 We got that reported on our end.
 9 minutes ago
 You
 This needs to go on a blog somewhere...
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. :)
 8 minutes ago
 You
 YES.
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
 7 minutes ago
 You
 I almost wish there were.

 7 minutes ago
 You
 I almost wish there were.
 7 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
 online for a one question survey.
 7 minutes ago
 You
 will do
 This chat session has ended.
 Were you satisfied with your Netflix experience?
 © Yes
 No
 Thanks for your feedback.
lordticklefish:

sherkeys:

A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real.

I now want a job with Netflix.

lordticklefish: sherkeys: A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-fort...

Knope: Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You hi You 16 minutes ago I have a problem to report 16 minutes ago Netflix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netflix, which member of the crew am I speaking with today? 16 minutes ago You Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago You Engineering has a problem to report 15 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago You Visual displays are erratic, sir 14 minutes ago You season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly 14 minutes ago Netflix Michael How so, LT? 14 minutes ago You at 5 minutes of operation 14 minutes ago You roughly 14 minutes ago You the visual creates a temporal loop 14 minutes ago You and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 13 minutes ago You Our ship seems to be immune to the effect, as our lives are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Customer Service 13 minutes ago Netflix Michael Oh, no. LT I told you no watching Netfix while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. :) 13 minutes ago You Dammit, I'm an engineer, not a navigator 13 minutes ago Netflix Michael :) 12 minutes ago You We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present 11 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? 11 minutes ago You But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days 11 minutes ago You no other episodes of either Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected 10 minutes ago You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge, Captain. 10 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT, that is no good at all. \ 10 minutes ago You We also attempted to start the episode *after* the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued! Netflix Michael 9 minutes ago Ok. I will get this issue flagged so our techs can look at it. You 9 minutes ago Worst of all, Captain.. the dialogue. It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, "This is real life. This is real life. This is real life." WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael НАНА Netflix Michael 8 minutes ago That is a horrible place to get stuck. 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier. Netflix Customer Service 11 minutes ago You Indeed, Captain. 10 minutes ago Netflix Michael :) 10 minutes ago You [Oh, also, your "report a problem" with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer service experience I think I have ever had.] 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael Well thank you. 9 minutes ago Netflix Michael We got that reported on our end. 9 minutes ago You This needs to go on a blog somewhere... 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. :) 8 minutes ago You YES. 8 minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? 7 minutes ago You I almost wish there were. 7 minutes ago You I almost wish there were. 7 minutes ago Netflix Michael Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey. 7 minutes ago You will do This chat session has ended. Were you satisfied with your Netflix experience? © Yes No Thanks for your feedback. lordticklefish: sherkeys: A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real. I now want a job with Netflix.
Knope: Netflix Customer Service
 You are now chatting with: Michael
 16 minutes ago
 You
 hi
 You
 16 minutes ago
 I have a problem to report
 16 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netflix, which member of the crew am I speaking with
 today?
 16 minutes ago
 You
 Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
 15 minutes ago
 You
 Engineering has a problem to report
 15 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT, what seems to be the problem?
 15 minutes ago
 You
 Visual displays are erratic, sir
 14 minutes ago
 You
 season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
 14 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 How so, LT?
 14 minutes ago
 You
 at 5 minutes of operation

 14 minutes ago
 You
 roughly
 14 minutes ago
 You
 the visual creates a temporal loop
 14 minutes ago
 You
 and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
 13 minutes ago
 You
 Our ship seems to be immune to the effect, as our lives are not actually repeating over
 and over
 Netflix Customer Service
 13 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Oh, no. LT I told you no watching Netfix while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. :)
 13 minutes ago
 You
 Dammit, I'm an engineer, not a navigator
 13 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 :)
 12 minutes ago
 You
 We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
 11 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
 11 minutes ago
 You
 But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days

 11 minutes ago
 You
 no other episodes of either Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
 10 minutes ago
 You
 We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge,
 Captain.
 10 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT, that is no good at all. \
 10 minutes ago
 You
 We also attempted to start the episode *after* the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
 and the loop continued!
 Netflix Michael
 9 minutes ago
 Ok. I will get this issue flagged so our techs can look at it.
 You
 9 minutes ago
 Worst of all, Captain.. the dialogue. It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, "This
 is real life. This is real life. This is real life." WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 НАНА
 Netflix Michael
 8 minutes ago
 That is a horrible place to get stuck.
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier.

 Netflix Customer Service
 11 minutes ago
 You
 Indeed, Captain.
 10 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 :)
 10 minutes ago
 You
 [Oh, also, your "report a problem" with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
 this chat, which also happens to be best customer service experience I think I have ever
 had.]
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Well thank you.
 9 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 We got that reported on our end.
 9 minutes ago
 You
 This needs to go on a blog somewhere...
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. :)
 8 minutes ago
 You
 YES.
 8 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
 7 minutes ago
 You
 I almost wish there were.

 7 minutes ago
 You
 I almost wish there were.
 7 minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
 online for a one question survey.
 7 minutes ago
 You
 will do
 This chat session has ended.
 Were you satisfied with your Netflix experience?
 © Yes
 No
 Thanks for your feedback.
lordticklefish:

sherkeys:

A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real.

I now want a job with Netflix.

lordticklefish: sherkeys: A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-fort...