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Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon:

afairlypudgycat:

whiskeyworen:

jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:


bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:
big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.


This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)


Holy shit 

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT. 
Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.  

ALPHA AF!!!

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time


Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

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Apple, Fire, and Work: HOW TO KILL THE DRAGON USING 9 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BY O toggl Goon Squar You DISCOVER YoUR YOU HAVE PYTHON | | EVERYBODY MARVELS AT | |TOOLS ARE ONLY FOR YOUR AWESOME DRAGON SLAYING A SNAKE SLAYING TOOLS YOU'VE GOT AN NSDRAGONJUST AS YOURE ALMOST CLASS, BUT YoU NEED TO WRITE AN Soo LOC EXTENSION ANOTHER DRAGON To IMPLEMENT SLAYABILITY You HAVE SWIFT DONE, APPLE RELEASES NoW EVERYTHING'S ON You HAVE Css/HTML YoU TRY To coVEK THE FIRE (ALSo, THE VERTI DRAGON WITH A HIGHLY CENTER HAS FAILED FLAMMABLE BLANKET You HAVE SCALA YOUR HORSE HAS CRASHED : AS WORK YOU HAVE C杄 | | YOU SET ALL REFERENCES TO | BUT WITH NON-DETERMINISTIC GARBAGE COLLECTION, CAN You EVER BE SURE THE DRAGON THE DRAGON TO NULL THE DRAGON SEEMS GONE. IS REALLY GONE? YoU GO FRoM VILLAGE TD VILLAGE FIGHTING THE SAME YOU HAVE COBOL YOU MAKE A FORTUNE IN THE PROCESS DRAGON OVER AND OVER IT'S AN INCREDIBLY FAST! MIKE PALL HAS You HAVE LUAAND EFFECTIVE WANE ES THE LAST BULLETS, BUT HES GoNE & YoU BUT You'RE OUT OF AMMO DON'T KNoW HIS REAL NAME OR EVEN WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE You IMPLEMENT A MONAD To ENCAPSULATE THE DEAGON KILLING SIDE-EFFECTS THE VILLAGERS ARE CONCERNED AND YoU NEED HELP YOU HAVE HASELLI URGE YOU To STOP, BUT YOU SAY IT'S OK CAUSE AMONAD IS JUST A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNSTORS,S YoU DONT SEE WHAT AND A MoNAD THE PROBLEM YOU DONT HAVE DRAGON SLAYING PoWERS So You DRINK IT To GET GOOD ON11 YOU DIED You HAVE COFFEESCRIPT MART VIRKUS 17 TOGGL.COM The knight doesnt seem to git it
Apple, Fire, and Work: HOW TO KILL THE DRAGON
 USING 9 PROGRAMMING
 LANGUAGES
 BY O toggl
 Goon Squar
 You DISCOVER YoUR
 YOU HAVE PYTHON | | EVERYBODY MARVELS AT | |TOOLS ARE ONLY FOR
 YOUR AWESOME DRAGON
 SLAYING A SNAKE
 SLAYING TOOLS
 YOU'VE GOT AN NSDRAGONJUST AS YOURE ALMOST
 CLASS, BUT YoU NEED TO
 WRITE AN Soo LOC EXTENSION ANOTHER DRAGON
 To IMPLEMENT SLAYABILITY
 You HAVE SWIFT
 DONE, APPLE RELEASES
 NoW EVERYTHING'S ON
 You HAVE
 Css/HTML
 YoU TRY To coVEK THE FIRE (ALSo, THE VERTI
 DRAGON WITH A HIGHLY
 CENTER HAS FAILED
 FLAMMABLE BLANKET
 You HAVE SCALA
 YOUR HORSE HAS CRASHED :
 AS
 WORK
 YOU HAVE C杄 | | YOU SET ALL REFERENCES TO | BUT WITH NON-DETERMINISTIC
 GARBAGE COLLECTION, CAN You
 EVER BE SURE THE DRAGON
 THE DRAGON TO NULL
 THE DRAGON SEEMS GONE. IS REALLY GONE?
 YoU GO FRoM VILLAGE TD
 VILLAGE FIGHTING THE SAME
 YOU HAVE COBOL
 YOU MAKE A FORTUNE
 IN THE PROCESS
 DRAGON OVER AND OVER
 IT'S AN INCREDIBLY FAST! MIKE PALL HAS
 You HAVE LUAAND EFFECTIVE WANE ES
 THE LAST BULLETS,
 BUT HES GoNE & YoU
 BUT You'RE OUT OF AMMO DON'T KNoW HIS REAL
 NAME OR EVEN WHAT
 HE LOOKS LIKE
 You IMPLEMENT A MONAD To ENCAPSULATE
 THE DEAGON KILLING SIDE-EFFECTS
 THE VILLAGERS ARE CONCERNED AND
 YoU NEED HELP
 YOU HAVE HASELLI URGE YOU To STOP, BUT YOU SAY IT'S OK
 CAUSE AMONAD IS JUST A MONOID IN
 THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNSTORS,S
 YoU DONT SEE WHAT
 AND A MoNAD
 THE PROBLEM
 YOU DONT HAVE DRAGON
 SLAYING PoWERS So You
 DRINK IT To GET GOOD
 ON11 YOU DIED
 You HAVE
 COFFEESCRIPT
 MART VIRKUS 17 TOGGL.COM
The knight doesnt seem to git it

The knight doesnt seem to git it

Apple, Fire, and Work: HOW TO KILL THE DRAGON USING 9 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BY O toggl Goon Squar You DISCOVER YoUR YOU HAVE PYTHON | | EVERYBODY MARVELS AT | |TOOLS ARE ONLY FOR YOUR AWESOME DRAGON SLAYING A SNAKE SLAYING TOOLS YOU'VE GOT AN NSDRAGONJUST AS YOURE ALMOST CLASS, BUT YoU NEED TO WRITE AN Soo LOC EXTENSION ANOTHER DRAGON To IMPLEMENT SLAYABILITY You HAVE SWIFT DONE, APPLE RELEASES NoW EVERYTHING'S ON You HAVE Css/HTML YoU TRY To coVEK THE FIRE (ALSo, THE VERTI DRAGON WITH A HIGHLY CENTER HAS FAILED FLAMMABLE BLANKET You HAVE SCALA YOUR HORSE HAS CRASHED : AS WORK YOU HAVE C杄 | | YOU SET ALL REFERENCES TO | BUT WITH NON-DETERMINISTIC GARBAGE COLLECTION, CAN You EVER BE SURE THE DRAGON THE DRAGON TO NULL THE DRAGON SEEMS GONE. IS REALLY GONE? YoU GO FRoM VILLAGE TD VILLAGE FIGHTING THE SAME YOU HAVE COBOL YOU MAKE A FORTUNE IN THE PROCESS DRAGON OVER AND OVER IT'S AN INCREDIBLY FAST! MIKE PALL HAS You HAVE LUAAND EFFECTIVE WANE ES THE LAST BULLETS, BUT HES GoNE & YoU BUT You'RE OUT OF AMMO DON'T KNoW HIS REAL NAME OR EVEN WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE You IMPLEMENT A MONAD To ENCAPSULATE THE DEAGON KILLING SIDE-EFFECTS THE VILLAGERS ARE CONCERNED AND YoU NEED HELP YOU HAVE HASELLI URGE YOU To STOP, BUT YOU SAY IT'S OK CAUSE AMONAD IS JUST A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNSTORS,S YoU DONT SEE WHAT AND A MoNAD THE PROBLEM YOU DONT HAVE DRAGON SLAYING PoWERS So You DRINK IT To GET GOOD ON11 YOU DIED You HAVE COFFEESCRIPT MART VIRKUS 17 TOGGL.COM Gitting the Dragon
Apple, Fire, and Work: HOW TO KILL THE DRAGON
 USING 9 PROGRAMMING
 LANGUAGES
 BY O toggl
 Goon Squar
 You DISCOVER YoUR
 YOU HAVE PYTHON | | EVERYBODY MARVELS AT | |TOOLS ARE ONLY FOR
 YOUR AWESOME DRAGON
 SLAYING A SNAKE
 SLAYING TOOLS
 YOU'VE GOT AN NSDRAGONJUST AS YOURE ALMOST
 CLASS, BUT YoU NEED TO
 WRITE AN Soo LOC EXTENSION ANOTHER DRAGON
 To IMPLEMENT SLAYABILITY
 You HAVE SWIFT
 DONE, APPLE RELEASES
 NoW EVERYTHING'S ON
 You HAVE
 Css/HTML
 YoU TRY To coVEK THE FIRE (ALSo, THE VERTI
 DRAGON WITH A HIGHLY
 CENTER HAS FAILED
 FLAMMABLE BLANKET
 You HAVE SCALA
 YOUR HORSE HAS CRASHED :
 AS
 WORK
 YOU HAVE C杄 | | YOU SET ALL REFERENCES TO | BUT WITH NON-DETERMINISTIC
 GARBAGE COLLECTION, CAN You
 EVER BE SURE THE DRAGON
 THE DRAGON TO NULL
 THE DRAGON SEEMS GONE. IS REALLY GONE?
 YoU GO FRoM VILLAGE TD
 VILLAGE FIGHTING THE SAME
 YOU HAVE COBOL
 YOU MAKE A FORTUNE
 IN THE PROCESS
 DRAGON OVER AND OVER
 IT'S AN INCREDIBLY FAST! MIKE PALL HAS
 You HAVE LUAAND EFFECTIVE WANE ES
 THE LAST BULLETS,
 BUT HES GoNE & YoU
 BUT You'RE OUT OF AMMO DON'T KNoW HIS REAL
 NAME OR EVEN WHAT
 HE LOOKS LIKE
 You IMPLEMENT A MONAD To ENCAPSULATE
 THE DEAGON KILLING SIDE-EFFECTS
 THE VILLAGERS ARE CONCERNED AND
 YoU NEED HELP
 YOU HAVE HASELLI URGE YOU To STOP, BUT YOU SAY IT'S OK
 CAUSE AMONAD IS JUST A MONOID IN
 THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNSTORS,S
 YoU DONT SEE WHAT
 AND A MoNAD
 THE PROBLEM
 YOU DONT HAVE DRAGON
 SLAYING PoWERS So You
 DRINK IT To GET GOOD
 ON11 YOU DIED
 You HAVE
 COFFEESCRIPT
 MART VIRKUS 17 TOGGL.COM
Gitting the Dragon

Gitting the Dragon

Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl
Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with
 school degre
 ust a hi
 Harambe x10
 and it comes back
 around and kills you
 A trolly that is
 carrying 300 puppys
 An infinite
 amount of
 Your mother
 watches
 eople
 Some boring
 road
 1/2 chance
 + a bomb
 at the end
 harambes killer
 multiplying and
 going down all
 aths
 297,025,271 babies that are
 vital for the earths future.
 They are ugly
 thoug
 You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly
 unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high
 school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If
 he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a
 bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10
 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel
 down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths
 future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel
 down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a
 boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road.
 Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but
 she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school
 graduate?
Meirl

Meirl

Ass, Dank, and Future: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl by Martin21 MORE MEMES
Ass, Dank, and Future: A person with
 school degre
 ust a hi
 Harambe x10
 and it comes back
 around and kills you
 A trolly that is
 carrying 300 puppys
 An infinite
 amount of
 Your mother
 watches
 eople
 Some boring
 road
 1/2 chance
 + a bomb
 at the end
 harambes killer
 multiplying and
 going down all
 aths
 297,025,271 babies that are
 vital for the earths future.
 They are ugly
 thoug
 You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly
 unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high
 school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If
 he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a
 bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10
 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel
 down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths
 future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel
 down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a
 boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road.
 Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but
 she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school
 graduate?
Meirl by Martin21
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Meirl by Martin21 MORE MEMES