I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass
I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass

I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass

Love Sexing
Love Sexing

Love Sexing

Excits
Excits

Excits

I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick
I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick

I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick

Cleaning Your Room
Cleaning Your Room

Cleaning Your Room

Hearded
Hearded

Hearded

Via9Gag
Via9Gag

Via9Gag

looking hot
 looking hot

looking hot

having fun
 having fun

having fun

kicking
 kicking

kicking

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Kicking Ass: Fluency in 6 millions forms of kicking ass
Kicking Ass: Fluency in 6 millions forms of kicking ass

Fluency in 6 millions forms of kicking ass

Kicking Ass: I love having a huge fantasy wardrobe and kicking ass as myself in games
Kicking Ass: I love having a huge fantasy wardrobe and kicking ass as myself in games

I love having a huge fantasy wardrobe and kicking ass as myself in games

Kicking Ass: Being strong doesn’t mean kicking ass 24/7
Kicking Ass: Being strong doesn’t mean kicking ass 24/7

Being strong doesn’t mean kicking ass 24/7

Kicking Ass: “I’ve been kicking ass at half capacity” Meme Template
Kicking Ass: “I’ve been kicking ass at half capacity” Meme Template

“I’ve been kicking ass at half capacity” Meme Template

Kicking Ass: Dr. Pickle Rick, Ph. D in kicking ass
Kicking Ass: Dr. Pickle Rick, Ph. D in kicking ass

Dr. Pickle Rick, Ph. D in kicking ass

Kicking Ass: Got doom eternal 2 days earlier than expected which means I can now live out the dream of kicking ass in a slayer helmet
Kicking Ass: Got doom eternal 2 days earlier than expected which means I can now live out the dream of kicking ass in a slayer helmet

Got doom eternal 2 days earlier than expected which means I can now live out the dream of kicking ass in a slayer helmet

Kicking Ass: Gets a Nobel Peace Prize while kicking ass at the same time
Kicking Ass: Gets a Nobel Peace Prize while kicking ass at the same time

Gets a Nobel Peace Prize while kicking ass at the same time

Kicking Ass: In Black Widow, Taskmaster is hoping to upgrade his helmet to be Bluetooth Compatible so he can enjoy listening to music while kicking ass without having to worry about the wire.
Kicking Ass: In Black Widow, Taskmaster is hoping to upgrade his helmet to be Bluetooth Compatible so he can enjoy listening to music while kicking ass without having to worry about the wire.

In Black Widow, Taskmaster is hoping to upgrade his helmet to be Bluetooth Compatible so he can enjoy listening to music while kicking as...

Kicking Ass: We've lived through all the bullshit and still kicking ass!
Kicking Ass: We've lived through all the bullshit and still kicking ass!

We've lived through all the bullshit and still kicking ass!

Kicking Ass: Batman, kicking ass and taking, ass
Kicking Ass: Batman, kicking ass and taking, ass

Batman, kicking ass and taking, ass

Kicking Ass: When you’ve been taking names and kicking ass for the whole season so The Senate shows up to beat your ass in a 2v1 in your backyard
Kicking Ass: When you’ve been taking names and kicking ass for the whole season so The Senate shows up to beat your ass in a 2v1 in your backyard

When you’ve been taking names and kicking ass for the whole season so The Senate shows up to beat your ass in a 2v1 in your backyard

Kicking Ass: After you boi finally gets done kicking ass
Kicking Ass: After you boi finally gets done kicking ass

After you boi finally gets done kicking ass

Kicking Ass: I’m glad my boy Oberyn Martell is still kicking ass in another galaxy far far away from the Seven Kingdoms
Kicking Ass: I’m glad my boy Oberyn Martell is still kicking ass in another galaxy far far away from the Seven Kingdoms

I’m glad my boy Oberyn Martell is still kicking ass in another galaxy far far away from the Seven Kingdoms

Kicking Ass: think you're amazing, but you 30 minutes. I'll see you there. are shit when it comes to self manes reflection. I feel like we have this weird connection that's never died. No I just I'm not unhapp, have no sexual interest in you Come dance! I don't know what that means. No.1 have dinner plans. With Ок. Like... I constantly think about you We both know you're not happy. I'll be out. Come kiss me after. I have that effect on men. No it's bc I'm a mess So come hang with me for a bit. See you later! Fuck off! I'm very happy. Again please stop. That's not what this is about What does that have to do with 22 me? It makes you sound desperate It's about seeing you as a and obsessive strong woman, kicking ass and and raising have been trying You and to resolve stuff for weeks. Ок, Maybe you should just have ooma fun and ctnn thinkinn I'm just saying I miss you. Text Message some fun and stop thinking about a dead relationship. So do with that what you want. If things were right, things would be right. Stop forcing Just said guys have a tendency to get stuck thinking about me shit. And want do you want? And you know I'm right. Come dance with me and have some How's that worked out for you? Guys thinking about you? fun! comin Come see me. Come see me. olease stop It keeps me entertained And frankly those last comments we're too far. I'm blocking you ?? Come kiss me. Wow No thanks I'm not sure how to respond to that. But maybe you should talk to a therapist. Meanie! You had your chance with me years ago- you blew it Maybe you should quit pushing girl who tells you she isn't interested in any sort of sexual relationship with you to come kiss you. It's gross- and misogynistic remember? I know. You should still come kiss me. ОК. When you stop blaming other people for your unhappiness, lemme know. No.1 should not But you want to. I think you're amazing, but you are shit when it comes to self reflection No.I don't I'm not unhappyCha have no sexual interest in you just in Want to meet up at OK. No We both know you're not happy. Text Message So come hang with me for a bit. When after 7 texts of ”NO” to requests to hang out/ kiss/ etc and citing my current relationship which my partner and myself are attempting to work through our issues with I threaten to block my ex his response is that I need to ”see a therapsit”
Kicking Ass: think you're amazing, but you
 30 minutes. I'll see you there.
 are shit when it comes to self
 manes
 reflection.
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 connection that's never died.
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 Ок.
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 you
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 happy.
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 See you later!
 Fuck off!
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 stop.
 That's not what this is about
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 me?
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 and obsessive
 strong woman, kicking ass and
 and raising
 have been trying
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 to resolve stuff for weeks.
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 ooma fun and ctnn thinkinn
 I'm just saying I miss you.
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 some fun and stop thinking
 about a dead relationship.
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 to get stuck thinking about me
 shit.
 And want do you want?
 And you know I'm right. Come
 dance with me and have some
 How's that worked out for you?
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 Come see me.
 Come see me.
 olease stop
 It keeps me entertained
 And frankly those last
 comments we're too far. I'm
 blocking you
 ??
 Come kiss me.
 Wow
 No thanks
 I'm not sure how to respond to
 that. But maybe you should talk
 to a therapist.
 Meanie!
 You had your chance with me
 years ago- you blew it
 Maybe you should quit pushing
 girl who tells you she isn't
 interested in any sort of sexual
 relationship with you to come
 kiss you. It's gross- and
 misogynistic
 remember?
 I know.
 You should still come kiss me.
 ОК.
 When you stop blaming other
 people for your unhappiness,
 lemme know.
 No.1 should not
 But you want to.
 I think you're amazing, but you
 are shit when it comes to self
 reflection
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 I'm not unhappyCha
 have no sexual interest in you
 just
 in
 Want to meet up at
 OK.
 No
 We both know you're not
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 Text Message
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When after 7 texts of ”NO” to requests to hang out/ kiss/ etc and citing my current relationship which my partner and myself are attempting to work through our issues with I threaten to block my ex his response is that I need to ”see a therapsit”

When after 7 texts of ”NO” to requests to hang out/ kiss/ etc and citing my current relationship which my partner and myself are attempti...

Kicking Ass: 13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]
Kicking Ass: 13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]

13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]

Kicking Ass: Right now I'm editing my first Feature Film, "Scarecrows". Just because we're teenagers, doesn't mean we can't start kicking ass right now!
Kicking Ass: Right now I'm editing my first Feature Film, "Scarecrows". Just because we're teenagers, doesn't mean we can't start kicking ass right now!

Right now I'm editing my first Feature Film, "Scarecrows". Just because we're teenagers, doesn't mean we can't start kicking ass right now!

Kicking Ass: 13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]
Kicking Ass: 13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]

13 years old and still kicking ass. This is after hiking almost 13 miles on a 4 day backpacking trip; Wind River Range, WY [OC]

Kicking Ass: When you are strong and cute and totally kicking ass 💕 so proud of u 💕💕
Kicking Ass: When you are strong and cute and totally kicking ass 💕 so proud of u 💕💕

When you are strong and cute and totally kicking ass 💕 so proud of u 💕💕

Kicking Ass: The Lad Vishnu The Thad Thor The Chad Zeus The Gad Flying Spaghetti Monster The Virgin Abrahamic God The Wizard Metaphorical God Fuck normal skin Needs four arms just to hold all his swag Followers get to dress up as pirates tones, he's fucking blue Impregnated nealry every Stacey in Greece Claims to be omnipotent but admits to making Nobody actually prays to or worships it Beats the fuck out of everyone with a tiny hammer No-one can explain why all the planets are shaped like meatballs, clearly he must exist So confident in his masculinity that he'll wear Stayed a virgin despite being a father mistakes Isn't even a real god Fucking ightning bolt Lovingly brought us all into being with his noodly apendage Mediterranean tan drag to trick his enemies Can't do or say Can't decide Already insane strength doubled by magic belt of Thadness anything whether he communicates Had one son who Has the cool through Hebrew, Greek or Arabic was a hippie that got crucified factor of pagan gods but still has Only impregnated one teenager Flexes his gold and diamonds on All of his sons grew up over a billion genuine worshippers Married to one of the everyone even when meditating to be heroes Various followers Guides us to the true hottest goddesses other than Aphrodite, can barelty agree on anything, not even whether he had a son afterlife with a beer New Age bullshit Followers are united in volcano and stripper factory Played by absolute Thad cheats on her Killed his father their love for him, there is no discrimination or regularly and she still stays with him to become ruler Destined to die while Chris Regularly commits genocide over petty shit Can transform into any avatar to fight his enemies like a divine blue Ben Ten of the universe division in the community solo killing the World Serpent Hemsworth Created by redefining stuff that already exists We all really know he created the universe so he While the Abrahamic God kills everyone with a worldwide flood this absolute Lad saves doesn't need intelligent design taught in schools Massive balls are constantly on display Followers are constantly killing and hating each other Got ripped apart by Typhon, just had Hermes put his tendons back together and went straight back to kicking ass and fucking barely legal girls Has a chariot pulled by goats Not respected by religious people or atheists humanity from a flood by turning into his half fish form Amen
Kicking Ass: The Lad Vishnu
 The Thad Thor
 The Chad Zeus
 The Gad Flying Spaghetti Monster
 The Virgin Abrahamic God
 The Wizard Metaphorical God
 Fuck normal skin
 Needs four arms just to hold all
 his swag
 Followers get to dress up as pirates
 tones, he's fucking
 blue
 Impregnated nealry every Stacey in Greece
 Claims to be omnipotent
 but admits to making
 Nobody actually prays to or
 worships it
 Beats the fuck out of everyone
 with a tiny hammer
 No-one can explain why all
 the planets are shaped like
 meatballs, clearly he must
 exist
 So confident in
 his masculinity
 that he'll wear
 Stayed a virgin
 despite being a
 father
 mistakes
 Isn't even a real god
 Fucking
 ightning bolt
 Lovingly brought us all
 into being with his
 noodly apendage
 Mediterranean tan
 drag to trick his
 enemies
 Can't do or say
 Can't decide
 Already insane strength
 doubled by magic belt of
 Thadness
 anything
 whether he
 communicates
 Had one son who
 Has the cool
 through Hebrew,
 Greek or Arabic
 was a hippie that
 got crucified
 factor of
 pagan gods
 but still has
 Only
 impregnated
 one teenager
 Flexes his gold and
 diamonds on
 All of his sons grew up
 over a billion
 genuine
 worshippers
 Married to one of the
 everyone even when
 meditating
 to be heroes
 Various followers
 Guides us to the true
 hottest goddesses
 other than Aphrodite,
 can barelty agree
 on anything, not
 even whether he
 had a son
 afterlife with a beer
 New Age
 bullshit
 Followers are united in
 volcano and stripper
 factory
 Played by
 absolute Thad
 cheats on her
 Killed his father
 their love for him, there
 is no discrimination or
 regularly and she still
 stays with him
 to become ruler
 Destined to die while
 Chris
 Regularly commits
 genocide over petty shit
 Can transform into any
 avatar to fight his enemies
 like a divine blue Ben Ten
 of the universe
 division in the community
 solo killing the World
 Serpent
 Hemsworth
 Created by redefining stuff that already
 exists
 We all really know he
 created the universe so he
 While the Abrahamic God kills
 everyone with a worldwide flood
 this absolute Lad saves
 doesn't need intelligent
 design taught in schools
 Massive balls are constantly on display
 Followers are constantly killing and hating each other
 Got ripped apart by Typhon, just had Hermes put his
 tendons back together and went straight back to
 kicking ass and fucking barely legal girls
 Has a chariot pulled by goats
 Not respected by religious
 people or atheists
 humanity from a flood by turning
 into his half fish form
Amen

Amen

Kicking Ass: My boyfriend had a tumor removed and is still kicking ass. Almost 3 years fighting stage 3 choriocarcinoma.
Kicking Ass: My boyfriend had a tumor removed and is still kicking ass. Almost 3 years fighting stage 3 choriocarcinoma.

My boyfriend had a tumor removed and is still kicking ass. Almost 3 years fighting stage 3 choriocarcinoma.

Kicking Ass: "You know, getting married is epic and all, but it feels good to be playing Minecraft" - A quote you would only hear from a TRUE gamer. But in all honesty, I, as well as we, are proud of you Felix. I was there even before the Amnesia days, back when I happened to stumble upon you in the "new video" feed if anyone remembers that. I thought "Hey, interesting name, let's see what this is about." I remember your first video about Marzia popping up fresh on my feed just after you flew to meet her; boy were you nervous! Even though we are all eternal 9 year olds, a lot of us grew up with you; enthralled with the energy and zest for life you exude - which was, and is, just plain infectious. There is a reason you got to where you are. You are not only extremely hard working, but you are also a natural born entertainer;, you have that certain magnetic quality that draws people to you. Is it your laugh? Good looks? Sense of humor? Passion? I would say a unique blend of all of them. I know I am just another part of the 100 million strong, but I wanted to express this, even if you never see it. There have been rough times, mistakes, bullshit, and more...yet you have always taken it in stride. It has been an absolute pleasure to be along for the ride; to see you transform from just a shy Swedish kid yelling "BARRELS" to the man you are today. I cannot wait to see what the future has in store for you; I cannot wait to see how you develop yourself even further as the entertainer you were born to be. Most of all..just keep kicking ass, taking names, and playing Minecraft. I have been a bro before you added "Pie" to "PewDie" (yes, that is ancient history children.) From the bottom of my heart I am wishing you, Marzia, Edgar, and Maya all the best in this great new path you are walking down, hand in hand with your lover, and with an army of fans who always have your back. I am sure the best is still yet to come. Enjoy yourself, enjoy your work, but most importantly: enjoy your life my friend winn www Love, Sam. Letter to Felix
Kicking Ass: "You know, getting married is epic and all, but it feels good to be playing
 Minecraft" - A quote you would only hear from a TRUE gamer. But in all
 honesty, I, as well as we, are proud of you Felix. I was there even before
 the Amnesia days, back when I happened to stumble upon you in the "new
 video" feed if anyone remembers that. I thought "Hey, interesting name,
 let's see what this is about." I remember your first video about Marzia
 popping up fresh on my feed just after you flew to meet her; boy were you
 nervous! Even though we are all eternal 9 year olds, a lot of us grew up
 with you; enthralled with the energy and zest for life you exude - which
 was, and is, just plain infectious. There is a reason you got to where you
 are. You are not only extremely hard working, but you are also a natural
 born entertainer;, you have that certain magnetic quality that draws people
 to you. Is it your laugh? Good looks? Sense of humor? Passion? I would say
 a unique blend of all of them. I know I am just another part of the 100
 million strong, but I wanted to express this, even if you never see it. There
 have been rough times, mistakes, bullshit, and more...yet you have always
 taken it in stride. It has been an absolute pleasure to be along for the ride;
 to see you transform from just a shy Swedish kid yelling "BARRELS" to
 the man you are today. I cannot wait to see what the future has in store for
 you; I cannot wait to see how you develop yourself even further as the
 entertainer you were born to be. Most of all..just keep kicking ass, taking
 names, and playing Minecraft. I have been a bro before you added "Pie" to
 "PewDie" (yes, that is ancient history children.) From the bottom of my
 heart I am wishing you, Marzia, Edgar, and Maya all the best in this great
 new path you are walking down, hand in hand with your lover, and with an
 army of fans who always have your back. I am sure the best is still yet to
 come. Enjoy yourself, enjoy your work, but most importantly: enjoy your
 life my friend
 winn
 www
 Love, Sam.
Letter to Felix

Letter to Felix