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Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it
Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara
 Incase you were wondering why my uncle
 got kicked out of Walmart:
 l Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 @-q 40%
 Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 Grammy
 Grammy
 Fwd: Now I'm banned from
 Grammy
 5. August 16: Looked right
 into the security camera in
 the fishing section and
 used it as a mirror while
 you picked your nose
 Walmart. I just received
 this email
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 people's carts when they
 weren't looking.
 09/18/2018
 Dear Mr. Marshall
 6. September 4: You went
 into a fitting room, shut the
 door, waited awhile, and
 then yelled very loudly
 Hey! There's no toilet
 paper in here.' One of the
 clerks passed out.
 Over the past two months
 you have caused quite a
 commotion in our store.
 We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have beern
 forced to ban you from the
 store. Complaints against
 you are listed below and
 are documented by our
 video surveillance
 cameras.
 2. July 10: You set all the
 alarm clocks in
 Housewares to go off at 5
 minute intervals.
 3. July 23: You went to the
 Service Desk and tried to
 put a bag of M&Ms on
 layaway.
 You are no longer aloud in
 the Brunswick Walmart
 and will immediately be
 asked to leave if you enter
 said premises!
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 4. August 4: Moved a
 CAUTION WET FLOOR
 sign to a carpeted area.
 Tag Martin
 Store Manager
 Walmart Brunswick Store
 Text Message
 01 4 Text Message
Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM
 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg
 130 KB JPG
 Story time folks
 >Be me
 >Trump supporter
 >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial
 college near by
 >Constantly getting run over and pulled out
 >Think of idea (pic related)
 >Plant nails and wait
 sOne day a woman comes to my door
 >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and
 starts screaming at me about how it's my fault
 her tires are flat
 OhLordMySides.exe
 >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire
 she'll get the police involved
 Sudden ldea
 Tell her to leave her information so I can send
 her the check since I would need to go to the
 bank
 Actually does it
 Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
 >Get my outside cameras to see her running over
 my sign
 >Give her name address and car tags to confirm
 it was her car
 >Take her to court, open and shut case
 Pay for damages
 >Throw in some bullshit about emotional
 damage "I don't feel like me or my property is
 safe just because of my political views"
 >Actually fucking works
 >She loses her fucking shit at this point
 >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and
 how this should be illegal
 NoProof.jpeg
 Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or
 college if she has to pay this
 >Based Judge says "You should of thought about
 that before tearing down someone's property, you
 have 30 days to pay
 She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court,
 can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked
 out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional
 damages
 So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
 Pic related
siryouarebeingmocked:

krungle:
inked-up-nomad:

miggybeardo:


rightsmarts:

Read this entire thing, pedes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Fucking Savage


Probably didn’t happen, but a good story.

Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin...